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1/1
2020
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12/30
2020
@CallMeCarsonYT hey carson 🪂
12/28
2020
if they just put the vaccine in an air fryer the entire population would be vaccinated within 24 hours @kremitlol there it is @goodbeanalt poetry in motion https://t.co/emxUYPhUXZ
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12/11
2020
@CDCgovOfficial I know rightwhat’s up friendsmiley cyrus every time someone has a party in the usa https://t.co/lpv0KC4S5D
12/9
2020
damncan we get this post to 0 likes @SamsClub @MoonPie I’ll help you hold down the forthttps://t.co/6LDVyazWRO @MoonPie is Sam going to the moonHow can I help you Sam https://t.co/5fljdlb7Ed
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12/4
2020
@jazz_inmypants society is not ready for this... @jazz_inmypants the wiggles have a gift from god it would be a sin if they DIDNT release 11 albums in 4 years
12/3
2020
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12/2
2020
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11/7
2020
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11/3
2020
did anybody else notice that fly on mike pence’s head or just me
10/8
2020
Still love you guys tho 💕😇sorry for not tweeting that much I’ve been busy doing other things, like not tweetingreject modernity embrace tradition https://t.co/7Vm3EWyZMV
8/19
2020
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8/13
2020
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7/28
2020
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7/22
2020
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7/20
2020
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7/18
2020
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7/14
2020
@CrypticNoOne it’s too late bro I already passed @brockwithbricks multiply 17 times 8 and you get 65honestly something about 17x8 equaling 65 just doesn’t sit right with me @optiuh Yes.tbh eye would https://t.co/BacAz8XHqq
7/13
2020
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7/12
2020
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7/11
2020
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7/10
2020
@Applebees hey @TediouzTurtle yeah addison Rae is cool she can stayjust gonna clear the air if you think you’re playing valorant or cod with me you aren’t. someone is impersonating me I think lol
7/9
2020
I’d be like😧whaaat lol https://t.co/n6yVg4AomJ
7/8
2020
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7/4
2020
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7/2
2020
@kenzhadley @fxckjuice @dxglan literally ruined me...but no go ahead doglan it’s fine @lilestaban no problem, I’m here to inspire🙏 @rysgarbage HE SAID THE LINE!!!!mikes hard penis
7/1
2020
hozier be like “i know a spot” then take you to church
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6/29
2020
@Skoog let’s compromise with Olive Garden @cark_irl naturally @Skoog can we go to Apple bee🗿dudes be like “I know a spot” then take you to applebees and you have great time together @bryanaholly correct. one is enoughboob https://t.co/Gddwj4UyV0can we normal eyes normalize normal lies
6/27
2020
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6/23
2020
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6/4
2020
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5/27
2020
@DatGuyzHead who is frankdudes be like “let me be frank” like no, be yourself, do your own thing😌✨💕 @juiciestbussy I don’t really know tbh
5/21
2020
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5/20
2020
ohh I get it. because of the tweets. that’s a good one sir https://t.co/KToQEwpD3H @yxzyxx Yeah @mattagarr consider this: yeswhy do people act like they’re above using “🥺” it’s a good ass emoji get over yourselfwhy does he look like a wax replica of himselfthe way this is probably the worst post ever made on this website https://t.co/NspqXoLh5u @fshley Why’d you say this @leakybrain_ Already deleted😌 @1029pm_ Are You Sureoh yeah well if philosophers so smart then why
5/19
2020
something about people being left handed just doesn’t sit right with me @mynameisoldgreg gold standard chocolate flavor is very good
5/18
2020
architecture twitter is gonna rip me apart for this onehow is architecture still a profession lol just copy the other buildings nobody caresreverse smoothie https://t.co/hRJ881HibE @icedoutomnitrix Happy Birthday Chris’s Sister🎊🎁🎉 @arizonabluewho @arizonablueme LMFAOOOOOO MAN @Keefler_Elf some divine intervention🙏I can’t believe I missed 666k followers NOOOOOOOOOOO @arizonablueme How do I know you’re the real beans after dark @arizonablueme @MlCHAELARONOV I got this notification and thought I got hacked or something LMAOOOO @PhillyD dm me I have something interesting to show you
5/17
2020
@rexorangecounty I miss you too
5/16
2020
what made them think this was a good idea https://t.co/8HN74WbfTn @thechosebrose No I actually hate books
5/15
2020

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