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my name is harrison. also i go to florida state

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@upbeat2k I don’t hate her I just don’t understand why this is a news story lol nothing against herok
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Retweeted by Beans After Dark After Darkthank you to my housemate who put on a pizza and left the house
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Retweeted by Beans After Dark After DarkYou ask British people to make a joke besides making fun of healthcare or children dying in schools and they start…
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