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she/her โ€ข 22 โ€ข a queer retired 1D stan โ€ข nothing is real

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Joined Twitter 6/15/11


When I flush the toilet and the water starts rising: https://t.co/oOHEfj1jYZ
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป @7weekslive i could but iโ€™ll never remember the episodes i left of onwill someone please let me use their hbo max i want to watch pretty little liars
1/25
2021
@psychic_pussy69 good afternoon your nose rings look perfectgood afternoon say it back https://t.co/EYHyCAQY0P
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป @hi_im_kenni w o w @underupreciated bitch u walked in snow w out shoes and posted it on twitter what did u expect @sillyg00sesav @onlyfronds wait what
1/24
2021
Jojo Siwa is literally Elton John
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป @ashhhhhhole what if my car windows are broken @parrspective i wish
1/23
2021
typing with auto capitalization off: no cap
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐ŸปMy cousin got me a new shirt https://t.co/DuHhgRto7b
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป @pepperonicowboi thank you queen @underupreciated i love YOUmy sister got a matching one how cute https://t.co/rCyeOEp6DCbefore and after *chefs kiss* https://t.co/Luz2FUHoSw https://t.co/BFAHK6hoyahttps://t.co/KE642DNmwH
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿปtattoo day tattoo day
1/22
2021
is it grey or grayYeah, everything that ever will be has already been on โ€œThe Simpsonsโ€. But this is a bit on the nose. https://t.co/SOHKyIzHjn
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐ŸปPSA to BMTH elitists: yes, ekids are finding Bring Me The Horizon. Itโ€™s pretty impossible to gatekeep a GRAMMY NOโ€ฆ https://t.co/43YApmzAub
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐ŸปRe-edited one of my all-time favorite photos. What do you think? https://t.co/FH7mVuYOVQ
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐ŸปDoors Closing. https://t.co/c7SjrUxHAp
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Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿปi am losing my mind https://t.co/OsqthtS66E
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿปwhen your friends choose the one restaurant you hate https://t.co/ENkXeYBVDY
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป @sillyg00sesav yea
1/21
2021
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Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿปmy baby outdressing these hoes as usual, just wait til we geโ€” https://t.co/2F2Nqym7fY
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐ŸปThatโ€™s Barack Obama https://t.co/M4cqsCZCNZ
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Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿปmy therapist made me clean my room today. during therapy.Bernie sitting there like the merch guy at hardcore shows. https://t.co/QTS5jVoVaP
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐ŸปGon Going https://t.co/RaiX8yTX6H
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป @two_shaffers YES!good morning https://t.co/YVEsYBrmn4
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป @vodkaIime iโ€™m getting matching fern prints with my sister!anyone want my venmogetting tattooed on friday. dopedo you think the coconut will land on my finger https://t.co/IEDY6OTt6J
1/20
2021
@pag_e i definitely could use a trip to the dentist @tatertothotbtch me eitherIf you don't hear back from me for a while, it's because I'm still watching this. https://t.co/5DOwIfJZMp
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿปhow many times will I open the calculator app instead of setting my alarm
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿปgot my nails done and feel like a bad bitchwhy is this on my recommendations https://t.co/aFpHv4Xgao
1/19
2021
@bathynotcathy when i was in the 7th grade we dissected star fish and my teacher cut off the legs and put them on hโ€ฆ https://t.co/xZZu3Zo51SLatest project @movementsCA @patfriick https://t.co/wMGGQ6jvPG
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿปdua when she tests positive: https://t.co/yszk4iZATN
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป @babykingtobey do what i do. show my tweets to my therapistโ€œHate is too great a burden to bear.โ€ - #CorettaScottKing https://t.co/12OK1npmyP
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐ŸปMy cousin just passed from covid and the funeral homes are so backed up in San Diego they canโ€™t even bury him untilโ€ฆ https://t.co/gnxbwbHnpb
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿปโ€œboys cant do thatโ€๐Ÿ’„ https://t.co/trPLY6YF8h
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Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป @babykingtobey ....... thats my favorite pizza @babykingtobey gimme someโ–ช๏ธ Jeff Bezosโ€™s Wealth 2009: $6.8 billion 2020: $184 billion โ–ช๏ธ Mark Zuckerbergโ€™s Wealth 2009: $2 billion 2020: $1โ€ฆ https://t.co/Bqwjqavg0s
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป @parrspective you jynxed jt @underupreciated iโ€™d kiss you any dayif you wanna kiss me just say that https://t.co/GG5yqdJpuF
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1/18
2021
Jeff Bezos made $4,475,885 per hour in 2018 and they have us at each otherโ€™s throats for $15 an hour https://t.co/MqjgYazarr
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿปbabe are you okay? youโ€™ve barely touched your Doctor Whoยฎ๏ธ Cassandra Lasagne https://t.co/0owB4A1yDn
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐ŸปSorry, but this is the best how it started / how itโ€™s going ever. I love this so much. https://t.co/eXHwPzsLla
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿปthey didnt say that shit in the movie https://t.co/tQwCxuUgwC
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿปjokes on you it didnt happen https://t.co/bnwVnNIrHu
1/17
2021
now this is a precious moment https://t.co/WGnh90fI6f
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿปcolor :-) https://t.co/B4Mw7V4LBU https://t.co/Z1hu4Uzl9r @bigbodiedavery it makes me wonder why ive never been blond???????? @misssssnique omg stop im blushingweโ€™re both looking at the phone https://t.co/zI2PCTjGHB
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป @tatertothotbtch purple!!iโ€™d be a pretty blonde!!! color to come https://t.co/oiJwB9LSMm @misssssnique i have on fuzzy pig slippers
1/16
2021
@ratkingay yes lmao they beat the stealers in the first playoff game @parrspective iโ€™ll send u my listi do NOT want to go grocery shopping someone do it for methis is supposed to say big shirt but i guess it worksgoing to hit this bong in my pig shirt and underwear fit under a blanket and NO ONE is stopping meliargosh if u want my number just ask my dms are just flooooooding with dmsasl?Hello! We have a room for rent in the elmwood village! Itโ€™s @pbj_sam and I, we have an old cat, we like ordering doโ€ฆ https://t.co/eLHIni1OyT
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป @babykingtobey omg
1/15
2021
@onlyfronds docs are better imo i have both and tims always feel so clunky @vwhoreb ๐Ÿฅบ @misssssnique omg i didnt even notice @parrspective love u smhi and vibin https://t.co/7LgHgqAiaTโ€œyou have to respect the opinions of othersโ€ their opinion: https://t.co/uwQCK8eRcT
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿปhey so uh ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ when shows come back, can we please...uh...stop treating band members like therapists ๐Ÿ˜›
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป @prettyboysushi on god i got it at 5 belowKept came out 5 years ago today. What a ride it's been. Thanks for listening! https://t.co/CC5oC6rn1w
Retweeted by b ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿปlook at my MUG!!!! 3rd cup this mornin https://t.co/QI8MSO0oiV @parrspective @ashhhhhhole @underupreciated @pepperonicowboi @sillyg00sesav @bootycollins_2 @drivingmemadiโ€ฆ https://t.co/ZolwAifBP9why cant i order starbucks for delivery @Mro19Owens i do the exact same thingshe did kill a man but by biting down on a rock. didnt eat him https://t.co/gl8ZuYnJVR
1/14
2021

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