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~Goose Gang~Judy Garland stan~cheesecake enthusiast~ self-taught heat surgeon~

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Joined Twitter 11/9/20

Gin is vodka that has become possessed by the spirit of a little victorian ghost
Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ชmfs (Andrew Yang) run for Mayor of NYC and only remember the word bodega
Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ช @sfmasi @memetazaa I have the goddamn receipts bought Michael Jacksonโ€™s old stove
Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ชmaybe Iโ€™ll just start wearing makeup, I donโ€™t like my face either way and now Iโ€™m having veins pop up so why not. @Klovar At this point Iโ€™m just assuming Iโ€™m slowly decaying but I thought I had at least 15 more years.I have a vein on my face for reasons Idk why, but since I do that means Iโ€™m middle aged and need to be put down.what the fuck do y'all get from lying like this please stop making these kinds of photoshops im gonna be sick smh
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rt and ill tell you what poptart you are
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there should be a support group for men who decorate their apartment with a folding chair and a mattress
Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ชpsychopaths did the 80โ€™s produce the worst fashion but such good music???
Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ช @lincnotfound just went deafwow thanks for telling me @tjgose lol it really does thoughmy first acrylic painting
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Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ช @tjgose yass eat your crunchwrap queen ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿ‘ @tjgose @tjgose ITS SMOOTH WTF YOURE CRAZY @tjgose HUHH ITS SO GOOD @GoosGoose Iโ€™m not even joking my musical taste is stuck in the past @tjgose Fiji water
Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ช @tjgose I clean this every week btw @tjgose lmao my workspace is just papers everywhere @tjgose why is your laptop on the floor ๐Ÿ’€ @tjgose okay so i wake up at 5:30 and then take a shower, brush teeth, skin care routine etc. at 6:00 i watch morโ€ฆ @tjgose omg do you wanna know my morning routine ๐Ÿ‘€ @rosie_bug42 i feel that
Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ช" ur so quiet " thanks im not comfortable around u
Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ชIโ€™m like 80 years old youโ€™ll have to bare with mewtf is a corpse husband???tl is dead right now maybe we should bury it @JesusChrist_alt apology not accepted ๐Ÿฅฐasshole @JesusChrist_alt Iโ€™ve never seen any of those movies but they look like shit @22brolian @22brolian whatโ€™d you do
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Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ชevery woman Iโ€™ve had sexual relations with ๐Ÿ˜” @ridha_____ MARK ESSAYS ๐Ÿ’€ @ridha_____ donโ€™t care if itโ€™s morally wrong I will fucking do it with no regretsliterally about to call my teachers crying so they can give me an extensionplease
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โ™ซ If thereโ€™s a bustle in your
Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ชwho he tells you not to worry about
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Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ช @frankieplsrelax omg i love her movies @JesusChrist_alt gnarly tweet dude
Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ชguess Iโ€™ll just have to wait patiently for my kosher @andnickotine yes absolutely @andnickotine DONT DO THATโ€™LL MISS U @andnickotine okay good you scared me
Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ชOne time I was so drunk that I got into a car with heated seats and I thought I pissed myself
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Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ช. jumping โ†—๏ธ โ†˜๏ธ me๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ conclusions
Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ช @andnickotine omg youโ€™re leaving ๐Ÿ˜ฐfreezing to death send blankets
Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ชhe has it all but it cost him everything
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Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ชno we are not doing this shit again @ridha_____ Iโ€™m concerned @ridha_____ huhhh
Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ช @tiddievampire69 @jack_r0420 dang got me in 4K @tiddievampire69 @jack_r0420 I am not a child ๐Ÿ˜ญ @tiddievampire69 @jack_r0420 just so you know star wars is dumb @tiddievampire69 @jack_r0420 dang ๐Ÿ˜” @jack_r0420 Iโ€™m going to go take this survey now lolIf I had a time machine Iโ€™d go back to the days where there were dinosaurs because there was no goddamn humans to deal with.Sunset in California ๐Ÿฅฐ
Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ช @justcaem cute cake but the frog is completely wrongBetty White turns 99 in less than a week! ๐ŸŽ‰
Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ช @ridha_____ Iโ€™m not the one who said โ€œshit out a babyโ€ ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ช @ridha_____ go back to human anatomy classactually all midwest states donโ€™t exist theyโ€™re just land and no one lives thereohio is just a mindset because ohio doesnโ€™t existMy fat ass would never ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ
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Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ชcompliments from men: ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿคฎ compliments from women: ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜‡
Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ชliterally everyone bullies me because i canโ€™t drive, like fuck you guys cars are scary afliterally all my friends who donโ€™t drink booze are like this