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Gin is vodka that has become possessed by the spirit of a little victorian ghost
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Retweeted by 𝔾𝕠𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕪 @sfmasi @memetazaa I have the goddamn receipts https://t.co/NIXLT3bfkSJust bought Michael Jackson’s old stove https://t.co/CeQ9cHJkrL
Retweeted by 𝔾𝕠𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕪maybe I’ll just start wearing makeup, I don’t like my face either way and now I’m having veins pop up so why not. @Klovar At this point I’m just assuming I’m slowly decaying but I thought I had at least 15 more years.I have a vein on my face for reasons Idk why, but since I do that means I’m middle aged and need to be put down.what the fuck do y'all get from lying like this please stop making these kinds of photoshops im gonna be sick smh https://t.co/EPUf1Cn1ES
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rt and ill tell you what poptart you are
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there should be a support group for men who decorate their apartment with a folding chair and a mattress
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Retweeted by 𝔾𝕠𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕪 @tjgose I clean this every week btw @tjgose lmao my workspace is just papers everywhere https://t.co/mZ5y4Qhsfk @tjgose why is your laptop on the floor 💀 @tjgose okay so i wake up at 5:30 and then take a shower, brush teeth, skin care routine etc. at 6:00 i watch mor… https://t.co/gEzEEMdvyn @tjgose omg do you wanna know my morning routine 👀 @rosie_bug42 i feel thathttps://t.co/miNDpQnPaj
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Retweeted by 𝔾𝕠𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕪guess I’ll just have to wait patiently for my kosher https://t.co/fGKNNl8Zb8 https://t.co/z7yf1pdjtg @andnickotine yes absolutely https://t.co/F15SvKpYz8 @andnickotine DONT DO THAT’LL MISS U @andnickotine okay good you scared mehttps://t.co/ktyoKnnKD3
Retweeted by 𝔾𝕠𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕪One time I was so drunk that I got into a car with heated seats and I thought I pissed myself
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Retweeted by 𝔾𝕠𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕪no we are not doing this shit again https://t.co/GzavKA22Q4 @ridha_____ I’m concerned @ridha_____ huhhhhttps://t.co/4KUhG10wSa
Retweeted by 𝔾𝕠𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕪 @tiddievampire69 @jack_r0420 dang got me in 4K @tiddievampire69 @jack_r0420 I am not a child 😭 @tiddievampire69 @jack_r0420 just so you know star wars is dumb @tiddievampire69 @jack_r0420 dang 😔 @jack_r0420 I’m going to go take this survey now lolIf I had a time machine I’d go back to the days where there were dinosaurs because there was no goddamn humans to deal with.Sunset in California 🥰 https://t.co/ylSHnHB55R
Retweeted by 𝔾𝕠𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕪 @justcaem cute cake but the frog is completely wrongBetty White turns 99 in less than a week! 🎉 https://t.co/l7eRNxlsx7
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Retweeted by 𝔾𝕠𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕪 @ridha_____ go back to human anatomy classactually all midwest states don’t exist they’re just land and no one lives thereohio is just a mindset because ohio doesn’t existMy fat ass would never 🤷🏽‍♂️🤣 https://t.co/Vva0gKD89G
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Retweeted by 𝔾𝕠𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕪compliments from men: 😖🤬👹🤮 compliments from women: 😏🥰😗😇
Retweeted by 𝔾𝕠𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕪literally everyone bullies me because i can’t drive, like fuck you guys cars are scary afliterally all my friends who don’t drink booze are like this https://t.co/Wby5DGJKpe