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~Goose Gang~Judy Garland stan~cheesecake enthusiast~ self-taught heat surgeon~

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Joined Twitter 11/9/20


Gin is vodka that has become possessed by the spirit of a little victorian ghost
Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ชmfs (Andrew Yang) run for Mayor of NYC and only remember the word bodega
Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ช @sfmasi @memetazaa I have the goddamn receipts https://t.co/NIXLT3bfkSJust bought Michael Jacksonโ€™s old stove https://t.co/CeQ9cHJkrL
Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ชmaybe Iโ€™ll just start wearing makeup, I donโ€™t like my face either way and now Iโ€™m having veins pop up so why not. @Klovar At this point Iโ€™m just assuming Iโ€™m slowly decaying but I thought I had at least 15 more years.I have a vein on my face for reasons Idk why, but since I do that means Iโ€™m middle aged and need to be put down.what the fuck do y'all get from lying like this please stop making these kinds of photoshops im gonna be sick smh https://t.co/EPUf1Cn1ES
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1/16
2021
rt and ill tell you what poptart you are
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1/15
2021
there should be a support group for men who decorate their apartment with a folding chair and a mattress
Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ชpsychopaths https://t.co/OXiCvYeyhthow did the 80โ€™s produce the worst fashion but such good music???https://t.co/ofBcD7A55F
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Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ช @tjgose yass eat your crunchwrap queen ๐Ÿ‘‘ ๐Ÿ‘ @tjgose https://t.co/cQ19DIhLdG @tjgose ITS SMOOTH WTF YOURE CRAZY @tjgose HUHH ITS SO GOOD @GoosGoose Iโ€™m not even joking my musical taste is stuck in the past @tjgose Fiji waterhttps://t.co/g50cV7ICb2
Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ช @tjgose I clean this every week btw @tjgose lmao my workspace is just papers everywhere https://t.co/mZ5y4Qhsfk @tjgose why is your laptop on the floor ๐Ÿ’€ @tjgose okay so i wake up at 5:30 and then take a shower, brush teeth, skin care routine etc. at 6:00 i watch morโ€ฆ https://t.co/gEzEEMdvyn @tjgose omg do you wanna know my morning routine ๐Ÿ‘€ @rosie_bug42 i feel thathttps://t.co/miNDpQnPaj
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Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ชIโ€™m like 80 years old youโ€™ll have to bare with mewtf is a corpse husband???tl is dead right now maybe we should bury it @JesusChrist_alt apology not accepted ๐Ÿฅฐasshole https://t.co/r7NCUgols9 https://t.co/JkRpEEr654 @JesusChrist_alt Iโ€™ve never seen any of those movies but they look like shit @22brolian https://t.co/ejJFCRqmoK @22brolian whatโ€™d you dohttps://t.co/tecAbq44es
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Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ชevery woman Iโ€™ve had sexual relations with ๐Ÿ˜” https://t.co/DOWpPM3jKT @ridha_____ MARK ESSAYS ๐Ÿ’€ @ridha_____ https://t.co/NWwKX7DQfvI donโ€™t care if itโ€™s morally wrong I will fucking do it with no regretsliterally about to call my teachers crying so they can give me an extensionplease https://t.co/miiFDZfnze
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1/14
2021
โ™ซ If thereโ€™s a bustle in your https://t.co/nVNdsjjHk8
Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ชwho he tells you not to worry about https://t.co/fok7BSXAuE
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Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ชguess Iโ€™ll just have to wait patiently for my kosher https://t.co/fGKNNl8Zb8 https://t.co/z7yf1pdjtg @andnickotine yes absolutely https://t.co/F15SvKpYz8 @andnickotine DONT DO THATโ€™LL MISS U @andnickotine okay good you scared mehttps://t.co/ktyoKnnKD3
Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ชOne time I was so drunk that I got into a car with heated seats and I thought I pissed myself
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Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ชno we are not doing this shit again https://t.co/GzavKA22Q4 @ridha_____ Iโ€™m concerned @ridha_____ huhhhhttps://t.co/4KUhG10wSa
Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ช @tiddievampire69 @jack_r0420 dang got me in 4K @tiddievampire69 @jack_r0420 I am not a child ๐Ÿ˜ญ @tiddievampire69 @jack_r0420 just so you know star wars is dumb @tiddievampire69 @jack_r0420 dang ๐Ÿ˜” @jack_r0420 Iโ€™m going to go take this survey now lolIf I had a time machine Iโ€™d go back to the days where there were dinosaurs because there was no goddamn humans to deal with.Sunset in California ๐Ÿฅฐ https://t.co/ylSHnHB55R
Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ช @justcaem cute cake but the frog is completely wrongBetty White turns 99 in less than a week! ๐ŸŽ‰ https://t.co/l7eRNxlsx7
Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ช @ridha_____ Iโ€™m not the one who said โ€œshit out a babyโ€ ๐Ÿ˜Œhttps://t.co/D2ijON4tiH
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Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ช @ridha_____ go back to human anatomy classactually all midwest states donโ€™t exist theyโ€™re just land and no one lives thereohio is just a mindset because ohio doesnโ€™t existMy fat ass would never ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ https://t.co/Vva0gKD89G
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Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ชcompliments from men: ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿคฎ compliments from women: ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜‡
Retweeted by ๐”พ๐• ๐• ๐•ค๐•–๐•ชliterally everyone bullies me because i canโ€™t drive, like fuck you guys cars are scary afliterally all my friends who donโ€™t drink booze are like this https://t.co/Wby5DGJKpe
1/13
2021

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