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@2000sprince Lmaorest in peace king https://t.co/NZx3sEvkGL
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1/24
2021
Yorgos Lanthimos is just evil Wes Anderson
1/23
2021
Wait, I lied. I wasn’t allowed to watch Zack and Cody because they were rude to their momWhenever I complained when my mom wanted to turn the TV off she’d ban the show for life, so; spongebob, yu gi oh!,… https://t.co/a5LIj5gkPl @yunghermoso 😍Bernie visits SOAS https://t.co/ACBWOK9tct
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1/22
2021
Julian has suffered enough ... https://t.co/SnyLhR98mI
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1/20
2021
@corrinuzz I’ll take it
1/19
2021
@isaac_pdf Wouldnt even know where to start
1/18
2021
I’ve been doing this since I was like 9 lmao https://t.co/9jiDZnogXghttps://t.co/l6iOmg5xMg123movies and soap2day when i pause the movie im watching https://t.co/SyvSBZh7IE
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1/17
2021
All the gay people will disappear.
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1/16
2021
God they’re shit at this https://t.co/ANIVyZ6lZw @rianphin Your mind ! @Baqir_25 @_h_o_llow @Arabbeau Fuck you both
1/14
2021
Search the word “sky” in your camera roll and post your favorite https://t.co/prNVdcGdMM https://t.co/bRlcmCSXtt
1/13
2021
@lakshagriha Why is he raised in the US talking to Iranians who have emigrated like this https://t.co/g3mIAPzgMS
1/11
2021
@lakshagriha It’s giving me sub vibes @lakshagriha Looks fun
1/9
2021
you’re laughing? A grown man tased his own balls until he died, and you’re laughing?
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1/8
2021
Please all politicians post these pictures. I need to know you are safe <3 https://t.co/yXHYGzuYsC
Retweeted by dariusJust thinking about how many people were blinded and bloodied and broken all summer for doing far less than this https://t.co/C4MD8tAGN8
Retweeted by dariusdepression time https://t.co/hQQBicaG5s @corrinuzz No ma’amonly photo I’m leaving on my work phone before I give it back today https://t.co/nUB19Tri4H @ktclube YUP @isaac_pdf If I don’t get it back I’ll take it as a sign and become a vagabond @isaac_pdf https://t.co/JvXuXuBCyz @isaac_pdf Already did now I just wait guess lmaoDid I really just spend 4 years building an Instagram account to 50k followers just to have it hacked and deleted? Yup
1/6
2021
@2000shit Same tbh but only if these clowns give me a visaI am crying at the person filming & still trying to eat 😩 https://t.co/aO0tMv7RcL
Retweeted by dariusWomen in the Qajar-Era https://t.co/KU9Cd6QwTAi know this is like one of those times where in a year i'll be like 'yayyy i'm so glad that happened things worked… https://t.co/PSYRvobxgvEat TV try dill https://t.co/GncZ3jL1hc
1/2
2020
Hereditary- keep Toni Collette Mother!- keep JLaw The Handmaiden- keep the old perv lord https://t.co/5eCaaA1RG5🐥🐣I have to take shower wash Hair. It Can Get Better🎄❤️💋
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12/31
2020
this is amazing https://t.co/XPhYskTqGq @jess_dfm @skyIinex @jcole_x2 That was teddy
12/30
2020
@isaac_pdf They let him outta jail?? @the_petshopboy Karen looks legit as fuck in hers
12/25
2020
@lawdtoday https://t.co/9DWBVhkheQ
12/21
2020
If I went to law school would I have to remove my finger tats :/? Also I don’t think I could wear a suit like everI’m sick of ‘creatives’ maybe I should just go to law school @wowpatricia I am not getting stoned with Amy Klobuchar.
Retweeted by dariusI just woke up and one of my wounds reopened https://t.co/rJ21IiRzyI
12/20
2020
When your plug forget about you and texts you 4 hours later: https://t.co/H7rlwe4hpA
Retweeted by dariusspotify needs a 'skip to nicki's verse' option
12/19
2020
Haven’t smoked for a week! It’s cause of my wisdom teeth but still! Praise me @evilrashida Not down to the last exclamation point! @2000shit https://t.co/RNiJSHPi5V @dietcherrydew The cognitive dissonance.... @dietcherrydew I was taking a literature class at soas and this white hijabi rolled her eyes when I said the IR gov… https://t.co/OMo4kJ7goI @JFezzel Beauty!
12/18
2020
my cats such a weirdo I’ve had her 11 years and never heard her meow once @laaylaxaa Converts just be saying anything 😭Not this.... https://t.co/nvTcvmiVYB @B_objames @EhisOsifo Girl read the article againThis sucks when can I eat a burger @B_objames @EhisOsifo Different movie2015 vs 2020... it’s crazy what God can do. https://t.co/YN7UDzhG4y
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12/17
2020
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12/16
2020
@jakelawrencexxx @omegafattyacids See now in what world would covid be any different to STDs? How is putting yourse… https://t.co/D7SpGTiKKL @BlackerTheGary @jerxmk https://t.co/IEUhKDC6OS
12/15
2020
@lawdtoday jfdsdkljfslkdjfsi will give any barb that can recite eminem's verse in roman's revenge one thousand dollors @isaac_pdf Now we can’t even right the screenplay that’ll redeem everything we put up with 😭Tom Cruise wearing uggs in Eyes Wide Shut https://t.co/0G7FZY6303
Retweeted by darius @leemuun God do not remind me @E4Chelsea @E4Tweets Are you fucking kidding me @DailyMailUK https://t.co/Y0U6J9ORwE @JFezzel Outrageous @isaac_pdf Thought I was gonna see crop tops and bush wtfdon’t scroll through the comments looking for examples I’ve never been so disappointed https://t.co/JR8qRLTY46proud to say I deleted Grindr and from now on I will go back to only fantasising about straight guys who were nice to me twice
12/14
2020
@omegafattyacids *nair lmao @omegafattyacids Gonna save time & just dip my whole head in a bucket of hairready to dive head first back into only indulging in my most niche interests and becoming fundamentally unattractive inside and out @crystallinemuun Wish that was true lmao @ktclube Skksskks @ktclube https://t.co/IsgtayvX3V @o_significant Love!Wow nvm big mistake https://t.co/U3gfrW18zJRedownloaded Grindr.. https://t.co/NXqZr10ygL @leemuun Jfksjfjsjd why did I know it would be this photo before it loaded @leemuun One slap and it’s all over @M3rcaptan Lmaoo I just want cheeseburgers with khiar shoor 😭 @M3rcaptan I always buy loads! I’m just usually too lazy to do everything to prep it so I end up only having it at my parents house @M3rcaptan Hits different with mast mosir tho :/
12/13
2020
https://t.co/D3mHRg9sg8 https://t.co/FKlLKxS9cy @isaac_pdf proud of u but I’m not there yet
12/12
2020
@farvahareb @AvanJogia Ok mood
12/10
2020
anyway, let’s talk about talent https://t.co/Y7pPw0YX8O
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12/9
2020
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12/7
2020

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