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Dad, Husband, Coffee & Pizza lover. Here to laugh and get over my addiction to making sex jokes. @Tobi_Is_Fab's brown kid. My drawings: https://t.co/LBEg578Pjf

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Joined Twitter 4/25/19


Commercial says an IUD with no hormones, just copper. You mean you can stick a penny up her pussy to prevent pregnancy?
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaUM SOMEONE CASHAPPED ME OUT OF THE BLUE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE IS THIS WHAT FAME FEELS LIKE CAN I HOOK IT UP TO MY VEINS
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaFish are dumb, they bite baits all the tim, over and over. It wouldn't be a crazy guess to believe they are just drunk on water 24/7.
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaYou're too shy .... But if you were near me, I'd never be dry. -a subtweet
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaCan’t. I’m picturing her boobs bounce while she makes the perfect dirty martini.
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaMake a bank teller's day by sliding them a note telling them how lovely they look.
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha19 84 https://t.co/Tz8ysNRqgU
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaI wanna hold your hand forever and forever
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaMe: I saw so many boobs in Fleets today. Them: Whose boobs? Me: A gentleman never oggles and tells.It’s horrible that “get up early and exercise” actually works
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha[hell] satan: this is our library me: i love reading how uncharacteristically nice of you satan: they’re all 50… https://t.co/CTjAm67cD4
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaWhat you say: It's freezing outside. You'll need a hat and gloves today. What the child hears: Wear shorts.
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaMy phone rings more on Friday afternoons than any other day of the week. I don’t know what it is about folks gettin… https://t.co/uO7S3mQWqo
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaI don't need alcohol to make bad choices.
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha @maxoupial Yuh done knowI just spent 10 min playing with a 3 year old. I'll need 50 years to rest.
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaI have never felt more embarrassed for someone https://t.co/9oD8TpdgyP
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha @henchbeaver @lilroxie91 HOTDOG BROTHHOTDOG SOUP
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaDon’t know about these dolls! https://t.co/NvM4mTu2CV
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaWhen you say “may I use the restroom?” instead of “can I use the bathroom?” https://t.co/lNS51cMja6
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaBoutta astral project myself onto your dick
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mochame: Hey, I gotta go, what’s your address so we can talk about this later? jehovah’s witness:
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaMacaw: “Day 37; Betty White still thinks I’m two ducks.” https://t.co/uZiGH2okOS
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaI just don’t have enough to be a maniac tonight. Definitely going to be wildly happy in the morning though
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha @DataArchDad Channeling all the hug power I can muster.13+ hour day at work. Tired af and the boys go back to hockey in the morning. Anyone have an emotional support hug… https://t.co/rs73QBzj9L
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mochano socialism, capitalism, or communism. just tjism. no government. just give all your money to tj.
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaDoes tonight involve nudity?
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha @Bob_Janke Something funny https://t.co/u5YL2DjWZJOh, you're a comedian? Say something funny.
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaStubborn as fuck.
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha @amour72mg @R_X_Sarsparilla I'm not 100% sure, but I know the feeling wellWhat’s it called when you’re feeling a little lonely but don’t want to talk to anyone?
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaHe’s a two hander but with my hands it’s a four hander.
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaI once got offered $800 to sleep with a married couple... The government gave me $600 to go fuck myself
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaDamn, this woman is HUNGRY https://t.co/OPcuy4Yhh4
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha😮 speechless https://t.co/HHB2O9y45s
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha @EdgeOfInsane63 @ShortstackedM Is her yellow SUV now the enemy?So I did the buss it challenge. My knees on fire.
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha @FirecrackerKatt Mines was in Uni and what made it horrible was it was during a lecture and I had to do my best to be quiet @Maybe_Ketamine The Mávra Malliá With no official name, you were given this one from the only one of your victims t… https://t.co/IhNvMBidBrI’m told I need a supervillain name - if you were to give me one, what would it be, and why?
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaRemember when you got super shitty hand jobs in high school and didn’t know if it was awesome or you wanted to fuck… https://t.co/AsIIWlmUkZ
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha @Karolina__kween *slips back on pants* wellShowing someone the naked side of you has little to do with if you are clothed or not.
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaSucked the cream out his twinky and then nibbled the sponge
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha @xxsomebunnyxx No, you are simply hungry and nothing is wrong with thatI made nachos using Doritos. Am I white trash now?
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha @sunnymcsparkles My pleasure @sunnymcsparkles For guys it helps prevent prostate cancer so I'll eat them lol @geekysteven A stranger cums to townThe author John Gardner famously asserted that "there are only two kinds of stories: A man goes on a journey, or a… https://t.co/lOH66GXStp
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha*jedi reunion tour* we still hood famous
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaCome on! Everyone knows that Italian gangstas live in the spaghetto!
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha @RaunchyIs 75Give me a number and I’ll respond with a pic
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaMen will say stupid shit but wonder why I lost interest
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mochasometimes it’s worth reading the comments on news stories https://t.co/GsMBFkVF8j
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaDo you smell like whisky yet?
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha @Serialchiller1 @R_X_Sarsparilla Gyaarrrr, it be true, she be Captain Sexy Bottom of the Bottoms Up, the fastest bo… https://t.co/WoCU0yjrYoPeople who are bothered by words not spelt correctly, who hert you?
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha @Shinikage221 Retweeting in solidarityWhy do my legs turn to jelly after someone plays with my butt hole?
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha @itsmebeegee07 That sounds like the perfect answer to that questionDon’t ask me how vanilla I am. I will think you’re talking about ice cream and we’ll end up at the ice cream shop
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaAlignments of the elements:
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaI wanna menstruate all over the men who made this ruling https://t.co/k50dxiiF26
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaNews flash dem titties
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@ScratchChrome Awwwwdon't think I've ever been "ready to rock."
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaI hope this email finds you wanted dead or alive - Bon Jovi email probably
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha @LexoLuthoro HA! I'm picturing little Daniel Day LewisesI'm made up of hurricane force winds and tiny screaming men named Daniel.
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaI know when to shut the fuck up I just don’t.
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha @KittyMeijden But, is there a way for both parties to watch cartoons? Like the Bloodhound Gang suggested, doggie style?Reverse cowgirl, so I can watch my cartoons and smoke my spliff. What are you complaining about? It’s a great view.
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha @CharmaineNagle2 Mmmm pieSo many entitled motherfuckers dodge that humble pie.
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha @iamstphn https://t.co/4Zt7huBQpqher nipples were pierced and I knew I was in danger.
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha @solsayswhaaa Raccoon: Excellent, pass me a thought please.Great selection! Can you believe it? @GotJbenny's pick for tweet of the day is by @lukejarret. What's not to like? https://t.co/ArqmeMDueB
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha @Tobi_Is_Fab As a twerker myself I approve of the positivity and usefulness of the message it conveys. I say yes!what if the first tattoo i ever get is one on my ass that says to twerk smarter, not harder. yay or nay, please advise
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaGuys will literally name their son Jr. instead of going to therapy
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha @lukejarret Fucken BrilliantJudge 1: You are so good at judging it’s like unreal Judge 2: omg stop I was literally just thinking the same thin… https://t.co/QjL5L1cggU
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha @solsayswhaaa Raccoon: Are we gonna offer the chicken to people knowing that it came out of a dumpster?1st day of jogging: got distracted and came back with a raccoon and a bucket of fried chicken
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha🎶Going to the White House, gonna get me some impeaches, going to the White House, gonna get me a lot of impeaches🎶
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha @hermanntrude Or in Christ on a Cross poseThe Nintendo switch controllers are so great. You can hold one in each hand so you don't even have to hold your han… https://t.co/GYGOi0A5P0
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mochaflappy buttholes anonymous
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaInterviewer: special skills? Me: I can turn my tongue upside down. Interviewer: .....
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaDoesn’t matter that I went to culinary school. Doesn’t matter that I worked as a chef. My mom’s grilled cheese sa… https://t.co/7ga5rrsxNV
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaDoo you think in 50 years they will look back at our conceptions of psychology and laugh at how wrong we were?
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaNearly 2k people liked a tweet of mine yesterday, but it will NEVER be as good as my vajayjay tweet from today 😂😂
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaMy generation had MLK's "Letter from Birmingham City Jail." You've got a shithead plugging her realty business whi… https://t.co/dcujIu0qgu
Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha @highmay29 That. Fucken that, exactly
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