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But if you were near me,
I'd never be dry.
-a subtweet Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaCan’t. I’m picturing her boobs bounce while she makes the perfect dirty martini. Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaMake a bank teller's day by sliding them a note telling them how lovely they look. Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha19 84 https://t.co/Tz8ysNRqgU Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaI wanna hold your hand forever and forever Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaMe: I saw so many boobs in Fleets today.
Them: Whose boobs?
Me: A gentleman never oggles and tells.It’s horrible that “get up early and exercise” actually works Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha[hell]
satan: this is our library
me: i love reading how uncharacteristically nice of you
satan: they’re all 50… https://t.co/CTjAm67cD4 Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaWhat you say: It's freezing outside. You'll need a hat and gloves today.
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jehovah’s witness: Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaMacaw: “Day 37; Betty White still thinks I’m two ducks.” https://t.co/uZiGH2okOS Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaI just don’t have enough to be a maniac tonight. Definitely going to be wildly happy in the morning though Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha @DataArchDad Channeling all the hug power I can muster.13+ hour day at work. Tired af and the boys go back to hockey in the morning.
Anyone have an emotional support hug… https://t.co/rs73QBzj9L Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mochano socialism, capitalism, or communism. just tjism. no government. just give all your money to tj. Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaDoes tonight involve nudity? Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha @Bob_Janke Something funny https://t.co/u5YL2DjWZJOh, you're a comedian? Say something funny. Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaStubborn as fuck. Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty Mocha @amour72mg @R_X_Sarsparilla I'm not 100% sure, but I know the feeling wellWhat’s it called when you’re feeling a little lonely but don’t want to talk to anyone? Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaHe’s a two hander but with my hands it’s a four hander. Retweeted by Benny, the Dirty MochaI once got offered $800 to sleep with a married couple...
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