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Electrical Engineer. MS in Power Systems. PhD Candidate. Food, videogames and chill.

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Joined Twitter 12/6/12


@stylebender won for all tall skinny dudes out there!! https://t.co/f4jAIPj4iU
9/27
2020
After years of raging to music blasting on my headphones, I now have slight hearing loss. I keep leaving the TV or the tap on.
9/25
2020
What's the opposite of hypochondria? I think have it. I have been neglecting a ton of symptoms.I’m looking for a PhD student in the areas of few-shot learning / meta learning / continual learning. Fully funded… https://t.co/lPYC8mTy3m
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9/24
2020
@catchvp LolExtremely well-behaved cats. https://t.co/wrhEfYYnCz
Retweeted by Gowtham Kanda @catchvp What is it this time?Surprise find on Netflix: man like mobeen. Funny af
9/22
2020
Is Airbnb even worth it? With cleaning, service and occupation fees, the final prices, in some cases, are a 175% of the list price.
9/20
2020
All the time! To everyone. I told a friend that I got my new car for X$ at a dealership. He asked for the same pric… https://t.co/EFVsvcxlcc @kyrib Probably cuz they don’t want a Sokal situation. Also what are good pseudonyms to publish under?
9/17
2020
@HariPrasad91 Super Saiyan version of “your english is actually pretty good”
9/16
2020
I have a specific kind of writer’s block: proposal writer’s block. Wrote 4 lines in the last hour
9/8
2020
Instead of blowing up things for a gender reveal party, the parents to be should hand out wallets. If there’s a dol… https://t.co/vQBehZMbnP
Retweeted by Gowtham KandaAll I want is to live in a tropical country and walk around like childish gambino in Guava Island possibly with an… https://t.co/qrQxAJjVL8
9/7
2020
Lungis on Amazon cost 40$. What nonsense is this, @KamalaHarris aunty?
9/6
2020
kim kardashian @KimKardashian as nuclear power plants, a thread... https://t.co/78KbXxMmEx
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9/4
2020
@duncan__c I’m going be your competitor - CauliPOWER
9/3
2020
It’s ironic how many number of single sided documents you need to print out for your “green” card.
9/2
2020
Four researchers from PNNL were recently honored for contributing to two @ENERGY Efficiency and Renewable Energy in… https://t.co/kjOvwYhjhu
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9/1
2020
Pyramids https://t.co/w6yCf2srRs
8/29
2020
Is there anything to do in the dmv area? I’m boredFor someone who has never voted in his life, twitter surely is making me political
8/28
2020
When you say “knew” do you say new or nu/noo?Dude https://t.co/MqZLbZ2V3k
8/27
2020
Wanna hear something subtle and super sexist about Indian cooking channels on YouTube? They call quick and easy rec… https://t.co/NUguwUFhvz @mustangman6799 Waste of time. I’m not sure if you’ve dealt with pyramid scheme pushers but it’s frustrating. @philosuffering If I talk to him... https://t.co/Ufp7fJ4DspBiriyani on my mind! It’s been 6 weeks!Better like this picture of a very handsome boy! Eats houseplants and pukes all day boy! https://t.co/zqlc2qPeyU @AbitzCrystal @crazijarhead @nikithark weren’t you 27?
8/26
2020
Lets demand compliance from tipsy bar goers! https://t.co/MVmYnfStsQhe flips the page on the easel board and it read AMWAY in block letters and i literally slapped my forehead hard on… https://t.co/nTrTPvBIc5I find time and join a Skype call with him in front of easel board with the words: "passion+talent+demand = success… https://t.co/SiMdMFWpoSTalked about self-help and entrepreneurship. I walked away from that conversation thinking "man. this guys a go-get… https://t.co/5wrVPXz9XVI had a similar Amway experience which turned out to be a significant bummer. Met this PhD candidate from UIC who t… https://t.co/UaCTx8mc6NI lost sleep thinking about hypothetical comebacks when this Amway guy uses his company line when I say no: "If yo… https://t.co/nx8i1L4bhG @mustangman6799 Every amway salesperson has a story of how an amway product changed their parents ailments. But are… https://t.co/FsN2NmT1IgBy the way is Amway still selling the miracle whey protein that cures your arthritis if you are the Amway recruiter’s mom?This dude from India has been messaging me on Facebook about a “private mentorship program that will make me finan… https://t.co/Y1zN0ddvdDI love how people correct a mispronunciation of the name Kamala with another mispronunciation of the name Kamala!!
8/25
2020
@apoorv_bh89 What? You mean to say my recycling, taking the metro and eating beyond burgers didn’t stop it? 🤔
8/24
2020
Computer, show me a metaphor for the futility of solving climate change through personal lifestyle changes. https://t.co/ZOSOuWFMNY
Retweeted by Gowtham KandaThere is an chapter of ANTIFA in the Hamptons now. Take a look at these brave soldiers. https://t.co/zd6cCm4K7t
Retweeted by Gowtham KandaPeople dramatically over report physical activity, so the benefits of actual activity (now measured) are about 2.5… https://t.co/FHSY6OyUac
Retweeted by Gowtham KandaEvery work day at 4 PM when my code doesn’t work https://t.co/buLfCWyMPj
8/22
2020
Four Staff @PNNLab @energyPNNL Win Awards for Outstanding Contributions https://t.co/xcuqDRzPDo Congratulations @nikithark ! #LinkedIn
Retweeted by Gowtham KandaNope! Get a certificate in coursera! https://t.co/1tIIPxvtnKNo. 30 cracked me up!! https://t.co/DGs4v4oLuY
8/20
2020
dnc night 1 was great!!!! https://t.co/Ln9Q7N4xIb
Retweeted by Gowtham Kanda @schmidtim @JossBlandHawtho It’s takes roughly 2 weeks for the unicorn to disappear!
8/18
2020
@ResilienceWeek Your website is down
8/16
2020
@mustangman6799 The publisher @mustangman6799 Haha you even have the Indian version of it. @NASAEarthData I started following you because I am fan of map plots. Can you teach me how to make spatial plots on… https://t.co/Y1UgXgiXIjDid I ever tell you about a nazi sympathizer in my high school in Chennai? He read Mein Kampf and was in love with… https://t.co/0MW9MWqA8N @foxyforecaster People seriously name their kids these in India. @foxyforecaster You don’t know the half of it. I know a Marx, Lenin, Stalin, and Kruschev in India.All this #cancelgenghiskhan talk is going to make listen to @HardcoreHistory wrath of the khans again!!
8/15
2020
@mustangman6799 Supposed to be a graph of risk of failure over a spatial gridThat Baahubali scene killed me!! 😂😂😂 https://t.co/EGcgEOvbycsome rather inconspicuous semantic errors caused this beauty https://t.co/Hp9vWPTzUYIs H1b good because it keeps me here or bad because it keeps me here!!??
8/14
2020
please i love them so much https://t.co/PxG2UdJ384
Retweeted by Gowtham Kanda @joshdr83 I’d have filename_final_draft, filename_final_v1, and filename_final_final
8/13
2020
@HariPrasad91 🤣🤣🤣🤣Don’t care for Kamala Harris but her mother gets my respect , there’s nothing more progressive/badass than a Tamil… https://t.co/OHFebb2PbEThis guy loves to sleep on my wife’s work desk. He has been snoring a lot lately though. @nikithark https://t.co/tGke820AvC
8/12
2020
Got the new iPhone. FaceID is stupid rn.
8/10
2020
Forgot to take my padlock to the gym. Locked my locker with a piece of Kleenex. https://t.co/MT1dGXUq0xGeorgetown waterfront park is p-p-packed!!!
8/9
2020
Dummy = me Valentina = bugs in my python code https://t.co/HTuab45XxGSo happy to get back home and spend time in my favorite place in whole house ! Getting ready for that fight ! 👊🏻👊🏻… https://t.co/hDfPmyFDEw
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8/7
2020
Python is the Shaitan!! Begone demon!!
8/6
2020
Wtf!!! https://t.co/lJEecD5lvS
8/5
2020
https://t.co/IKvTweUKjx https://t.co/JTy5qsiVnDSpent an hour looking at computer desk setups on Pinterest. Life’s good.
8/4
2020
why cant life be easy like system identification toolbox on Matlab?
8/3
2020
My dream this morning:there’s a black out. I go around wearing a Halloween mask scaring people. Someone calls the c… https://t.co/LqHCUGio7q
8/2
2020
I heard someone use the word “disclude” is a conference call. I think it’s superior to exclude.Me having to read another goddamn optimization paper on IEEE transactions on power systems!!! https://t.co/F0Rzwy5EOl @whythenothen My various visa statuses are irrelevant to my current frustrationI came to the States on this day 8 years ago!! Time flies. Still in school though. That part sucks.
7/31
2020
@catchvp AA? @catchvp It’s womxn, you pig! @6784Dan is this sacrilege? https://t.co/rJHbSgxTK3
7/29
2020
I thought I would share how I, as someone who is visually impaired use my iPhone.☺️ https://t.co/wPI9smOIq0
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7/28
2020
@elonmusk Communist memes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
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7/27
2020
Two phase faults are a lie !!!! https://t.co/vZXoRLPUtr
7/26
2020
I’ve a PhD joke but it got rejected by reviewer #2
7/25
2020
This is a great cigar!! Mild. https://t.co/g5t51qV1ZF
7/23
2020
@SteveStuWill Show this to people who are into numerology and ask them how they would calculate the pinnacle, power… https://t.co/YkPp6HeTC4You can’t leave an open container for too long in my house before this dude wants a taste https://t.co/JtQnmOocgb
7/22
2020
@NehmahlCutie Whoa! I thought yawning was a mammalian traitMaybe why my transactions in power systems submission got rejected... https://t.co/cjez7dSNjT @whythenothen It’s not a game. It’s lyfffffeeCutting out the middle man https://t.co/0NPBF6oMhN
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7/21
2020

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