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Makes computers do things, not always right the first time. Also here for an independent Scotland.

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Can anyone help out?! Motherwell and surrounding areas. Scottish Twitter is always worth going to, especially in t… https://t.co/NQYzBZg5RK
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9/25
2020
@Lenniesaurus @WriterRaptor In the absence of a workable plan, they just spout contradictory bollocks, I'm afraid.
9/24
2020
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9/22
2020
@oldnorthroad It's wonderful. Esp. before the recipient is overly confident before the inevitable failure. An acade… https://t.co/jILz7LUMea @oldnorthroad Incidentally James, are you familiar with the West of Scotland pronunciation of "stoater" with a hard… https://t.co/xa5ZOZTdkx @oldnorthroad It's a stoater! Have taken to saying "The memories live on" as an occasional alternative to "That's e… https://t.co/ks6J9KOmsP @thetimesscot In total contrast, the Daily Mail, FFS. https://t.co/AYtwRYsqnN
9/21
2020
@scouseweegian Fuckam Fuckwin @Alex77641837 He's absolutely delusional. @BarristerSecret intent to avoid scrutiny and throw the rule of law under the bus in order to acquire personal adva… https://t.co/53O423iSgd @BarristerSecret I'm not so sure it is curious, having followed this gentleman's website for a few years… https://t.co/FWNSXw7aXT @BarristerSecret Just finished it. I'm amazed that you can write about mendacity and blatant propaganda with such r… https://t.co/mg9CtVVtJ0
9/19
2020
@Gallofunky Nope, UK party, and for many years, a gang of troughers. Corrupt & useless - fuck 'em. @scouseweegian 18 for me - bet you missed hoachin'
9/17
2020
@fr4ser English Tory 2 chin twat. @DrewLawDesign Velvet Underground, April 7, 1966 Google reverse image search makes this too easy!
9/16
2020
@TheRealDoctorT A few wrong turns perhaps, but probably quite surprised at how I've ended up doing something they n… https://t.co/6rPzgimVyf2 people followed me and 2 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/tVfwoKm4Ja
9/14
2020
@jamesdoleman Fornenst - in front of, for the benefit of our non-Scots viewers.
9/13
2020
@l_ronaldson Not had one since 2011.
9/12
2020
@DrewLawDesign Z'at Dorking? If so, been tarted up lots since I moved away. @RogueCoder250 Was in the RBS canteen, Fettes Row for a meeting whilst a crowd were gathered round the big TV. Col… https://t.co/4tvspPluRF @JeremyVineOn5 @PimlicoPlumbers @jemmaforte @theJeremyVine The short answer is that the bouffant twat can piss up a… https://t.co/1KynuhJUc4 @wgsaraband Well, for a start, it requires iOS 13, which rules out iPhone 6 and earlier. So I'm SOL unless I pony u… https://t.co/XJPUAL9M5p @BerthanPete @scotgov @ScotGovFM @STVNews @SkyNews Please retweet this so the message is heard as widely as possibl… https://t.co/BGzPoml3bW
Retweeted by Graham McBotski1./ A thread. The Scottish Parliament was at its best and worst on Tuesday debating the Hate Crime Bill. The fine s… https://t.co/1uO2ou2Zc3
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9/11
2020
@ShabbirLakha Never mind the fact that it's a virus, and it can't fucking count. WTF is six ok, and seven is a prob… https://t.co/edz7Vhadgu @HumzaYousaf Is it just me, or does anyone else get the impression that you are just pulling this out your arse now… https://t.co/jANaAWthEx3 people followed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/tVfwoKm4Ja
9/10
2020
@HumzaYousaf @katewal64655706 If the ratio on this tweet doesn't tell you something, I think you might be disappoin… https://t.co/sONw3LXr5zThe latest on the #Salmond Inquiry from Solicitor Advocate Gordon Dangerfield. Please RT https://t.co/ae74AwdK3D
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9/9
2020
Plugging it again, heres some pics of my wee maws scran at her shop 📍Wee Buntys on Govan Road, if anyones been in t… https://t.co/I9v4yQpZX5
Retweeted by Graham McBotski @RichardDawkins Being Scottish, I'd use "nippy" for hot on the tongue. Hot for temperature is hot. Which is great… https://t.co/CCf7cbrkWs
9/7
2020
2 people followed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/tVfwoKm4JaSolicitor Advocate Gordon Dangerfield forensically dissects the evidence so far presented to the Holyrood "Salmond"… https://t.co/5xnKs6Y05t
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9/6
2020
@DrewLawDesign Fire - Crazy World of Arthur Brown
9/5
2020
@DrewLawDesign I don't remember it, but my mum told me it was Glasgow to Manchester when I was just about one to se… https://t.co/pbNkbExQNR
9/4
2020
I agree with Kenny McAskill here. He has been fantastic since her returned as an MP https://t.co/8S5DkBr9zb
Retweeted by Graham McBotskiThe moment is captured by the camera forever. A daughter sits beside her mother, holding her hand. Her mother is… https://t.co/gAIV9onM8d
Retweeted by Graham McBotski @RichardJMurphy @FinancialTimes Gave up on it back in 2011 for that very reason. @stewartbremner Fumart
9/3
2020
@DrewLawDesign Or we could go for "Crocodile Shoes", not because it's that great a song, but my pal Liz is in the v… https://t.co/94Ilij8zxj @DrewLawDesign "Tight Pants" - Iggy & the Stooges.The 40-hour work week is a pointless mandate, and I say that as a CEO. Just trust workers to do their work. Sweden… https://t.co/Ja2FCzdlkl
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9/2
2020
@CrimeGirI .. and fuck that cunt that got hit on the nut by a tortoise. @DealbhAlba Certainly do. @GREIGEXVS1300A @ClareLaw23books Get a plain sheet and put it under the duvet to keep the warm air in, and a decent… https://t.co/k7MXaQIgOQ @valleyguitarist Scarpa, but not cheap. North Face do too, but my youngest managed to lose his pair, so again, not… https://t.co/nNqNpep4be
9/1
2020
None of this bullsh*t is new. https://t.co/bVia6s80KK
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8/31
2020
Hertz April 20: laid off 14,000 workers (65% of employees) May 19: gave execs $16.2 million in bonuses May 22: went… https://t.co/xyJdZOQ1Er
Retweeted by Graham McBotski @AnimalsWorId My old dog, too, was attacked by kittens. https://t.co/RNkAd1nZlh @MerielMyers It was a delight. '85 when I moved down south, September and most of October were so lovely. Spent the… https://t.co/Dz5IaV3z4i @BarristerSecret Loved it. Enjoy the rest of your weekend! @MerielMyers The whole 28 years I lived in the South East, the Indian Summer weather was the best. We've had a surp… https://t.co/2qeNQlwFAz @DrewLawDesign Dunno - I have a cigarette and a beer on the go as I type... @fakehistoryhunt Mine too - Rockwell was great, and uniquely captures our shared humanity. @scotmacscotbot It's the scale of the damn thing. Ceilings are about 12 feet high, so the walls are huge and plaste… https://t.co/yEeIcMHMfFAs a gastrointestinal oncologist I cannot begin to tell you how many young patients I’ve seen with incurable… https://t.co/mVGduDIW2b
Retweeted by Graham McBotski @scotmacscotbot Looks fantastic, and I am very jealous. My Dad & I redid the kitchen back in 1983, and it's about t… https://t.co/uPcaCCwl4e @Jennyfurfuls I've got a friend, who is a sweetheart, and despite years of shite zero hours, minimum wage jobs, vot… https://t.co/HA9H6IbzFZHard as some of us may try to calm the hysteria, dear cops, when you do this, how the fuck do you expect people to… https://t.co/taG1iWZBYT
Retweeted by Graham McBotskiIf you agree lets get this shared all over twitter https://t.co/6rzvg6fmbX
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8/29
2020
@ScottGreenfield @bowmore Five hours ahead of you sir. @AngusMacNeilSNP I vote for vindictive, and I am really not enamored of the authoritarian streak we are seeing in Scotland.A record number of companies are headed to bankruptcy. Most are doing massive layoffs and may not survive. How are… https://t.co/MIyn2coyli
Retweeted by Graham McBotski @DanPriceSeattle As should be obvious by now, these fuckers have found a way to do the equivalent of robbing a bank… https://t.co/yMG9SdjCxu
8/28
2020
@TheRealDoctorT Sayed, something that cannot be stressed enough, and a beautiful story.
8/27
2020
@FionaSnp @greenjedi8 @cattler @AngusMacNeilSNP @CalumGW Fiona, you just changed the rules to make it a problem. D… https://t.co/hQTEpbg8gG
8/26
2020
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8/25
2020
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8/21
2020
@NehandaMusic Good voice, can carry a tune - what's not to like? @SophNar0747 Looks like it can let you make a tiny pair of bollocks on your chin. @BootstrapCook Well, for what it's worth, yours is one of the nicest accounts to follow on here - positive and chee… https://t.co/NxwWVHWfO3
8/20
2020
@DrewLawDesign 1901, France @Documark I'll be voting for independence and afterwards to sling the SNP out on their arses asap - unless somethin… https://t.co/mLvoPvVrYb
8/19
2020
It’s Tuesday, #TheWeekInTory is already 80 points long, and I’m very sorry you have to read it. And even more sorr… https://t.co/6OetIzEg9O
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8/18
2020
A-Level algorithm row: Ofqual snubbed offer of help from experts unwilling to sign NDA https://t.co/khKRLlK34m
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8/17
2020
The thing about reflections is no two people see exactly the same thing. As Henry looks in the mirror, he sees mem… https://t.co/qLPOehFQ47
Retweeted by Graham McBotski @WingsEcosse @RichardJMurphy Certainly was a decent primer in telling the difference between shit and shinola.2 people followed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/tVfwoKm4JaDo female A level students still have to leap into the air for press photos this year or will papers just publish t… https://t.co/wuioYkbkL3
Retweeted by Graham McBotski @sonofthechief2 @alanferrier Very senior cabinet minister? Out of that bunch of clowns? @RichardJMurphy TBH Richard, does it always matter? Have a BSc in Chemistry myself, but have spent 35 happy years p… https://t.co/VpTyCFIRz1
8/13
2020
Been paid off. 3rd year mechanic apprentice, college and papers will be sorted within a year but will take anything… https://t.co/BEW8tH3GAW
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8/12
2020
I was an intern for the Ellen show and one time on set Ellen pointed at my chest my chest and said “there’s somethi… https://t.co/SMFcdY6Y4V
Retweeted by Graham McBotskiI'm 39, married, I have 2 teenage children, a house, a cat, a car, oh and am a barrister. Yesterday in town, my da… https://t.co/CJCOPvPKxh
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8/11
2020
And presumably during too. https://t.co/ArcTWMt84O
8/10
2020
@MerielMyers Would have been the Aberfan disaster, and a little later the Torry Canyon. Biarfa and Vietnam were als… https://t.co/98PTeQWR5i @MelMel1082 Literally 1.7 miles from the hospital I was born in. I have lived further away than that though (8,381 miles). @damianwarburton @sicketboy @CrimeGirI Patting/fussing it. I never heard it referred to as anything else until I moved to Surrey.2 people followed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/tVfwoKm4Ja @damianwarburton @sicketboy @CrimeGirI Going your messages is a thing outside Peebles too, and clapping a dog does… https://t.co/N4F0CnOE0v
8/9
2020
@RichardJMurphy I voted for full employment with the proviso that people actually get paid enough to live on.Well well well, it appears there’s a secret bigot list. Wonder if I’m on it for covering the Miller v College of Po… https://t.co/EZEkn13J83
Retweeted by Graham McBotski @michaelgove @AngusRobertson Aye Michael, one we vote for and one we definitely do not vote for. Politically speaki… https://t.co/AWB9BNRVT0 @Number6New @ripx4nutmeg Either that or she is fucking mental. @cal_ann Loved the instruction to "wire in"! Does anyone else use that expression outside the West of Scotland?I've had this poll suggested: This shambolic Govt. Inept - clueless - or: corrupt?
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8/8
2020

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