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to alle kenney follower sayeng 'no kenney' 'be careful kenney': kenney am stronge and invincible and will do what p… https://t.co/TOCrHd1TIO
Retweeted by Susan, A Cabbage Man GrahamBeetle and the Hollowbones by @alizabees is an SLJ Best Book: "Action-packed yet heartfelt, short and sweet yet riv… https://t.co/4bpaGaqR9l
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Retweeted by Susan, A Cabbage Man Graham @remusmaurice idk i just thought about how cool you are and SEND TWEET, it's not a big deal! i just appreciate you??????I DON'T THINK PEOPLE LOVE @remusmaurice enough. WHAT A GEM.wats in here? https://t.co/AvqweT1nQN
Retweeted by Susan, A Cabbage Man GrahamUpon further reflection, the Goo Goo Dolls were in fact obligated to go as hard as they did on "Iris."
Retweeted by Susan, A Cabbage Man Graham @shgmclicious ily @sethsmithart @ONeillJones @TheNedBarnett I’m really good at teamwork! And complimenting people! And uh.... knives?… https://t.co/RYLYCWjKHBAnyone have experience developing transition plans for their workplace? I'm creating one with a coworker but would… https://t.co/vBufm9EIav
Retweeted by Susan, A Cabbage Man GrahamAssistant at a snake & fish research lab, server at a Chinese buffet, personal assistant to a writer https://t.co/5YJXBjuLExKittens are such absurd peopleI just..... scottopotamus, he’s so wild today #kittenscott #cats #kittens https://t.co/ShWzMT3nP1I'll be hiring an assistant in the next couple of months to work with me on FIYAH stuff, so be on the look out for that goodness.
Retweeted by Susan, A Cabbage Man GrahamI just got a citizen app notification. I heard the dispatch call. “Thousands of Black people gathering, the complai… https://t.co/dlGAlV7J2i
Retweeted by Susan, A Cabbage Man Graham @weredawgz Ren thought of it! HahaIn an old house in Paris covered in vines lived twelve magicarps in two straight linesAll wooloo, except one, grow up. https://t.co/FwN0ypTXCaCall me Bulbasaur https://t.co/FwN0ypTXCawell... she’s married to the muffin man. the muffin man? THE MUFFIN MAN!!!
Retweeted by Susan, A Cabbage Man Grahamme: ok, I know everything with shipping is messed up right now, but— roommate: I *know* did you see that drama abo… https://t.co/taOE1O54g7
Retweeted by Susan, A Cabbage Man GrahamNew picture...the other one was someone's art or something ldjdksn https://t.co/zAkYR9izAd
Retweeted by Susan, A Cabbage Man GrahamOk I made a tip jar for my boob surgery. Its really fkn expensive. I MIGHT be able to pay in installments (debt lol… https://t.co/mA1C2Ah9Ea
Retweeted by Susan, A Cabbage Man GrahamIf I was in charge of blade everybody woyld be VERY upset. But I would be VERY happy and thats what matters.
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10/24
2020
I'm always like "My dearest _________, the days are so long without you. Please tell me about recent whale songs yo… https://t.co/INckCwSiaOi have a friend in the navy & whenever we email each other we pretend we're widows waiting for each other to come b… https://t.co/g0YDCVV6zvMe: why do I have such a weird tolerance for disability and feel like I need to say I’m fine when I’m not? My fat… https://t.co/xE8W4vXXTai just swore at the cat really loudly not realizing my housemate is on the phone w her boss w her door open oops...… https://t.co/PlX1WOtRTDhopefully this is the most inane thing i will ever tweet, but it's subjective so who can saysleepy joe isn't even a bad nickname. it's just like... a state of being. i'm sleepy too, it's fine.Your time and money would be better spent supporting places like @bluestockings, as they are collectively-owned & a… https://t.co/UJA4CmtHwl
Retweeted by Susan, A Cabbage Man GrahamHeeeeey, share your covers of @JesserBest's "My Boyfriend is a Jack o' Lantern" - the chords are up in a free post… https://t.co/YcPpZhcK6v
Retweeted by Susan, A Cabbage Man Grahamall respect & support to the employees of The Strand but now is a good time to remember that loyalty to a brand or… https://t.co/JUTFGSZWDF
Retweeted by Susan, A Cabbage Man GrahamIf you haven’t listened to the Ghost Squad audiobook you are REALLY missing out! @AlmarieGuerra does such a good jo… https://t.co/eCUWTksRLN
Retweeted by Susan, A Cabbage Man Graham“Refreshingly down-to-earth about centering positive female role models, same-sex relationships, and queer and nonb… https://t.co/OIMRPhx6gR
Retweeted by Susan, A Cabbage Man Grahami will basically be just boring harp videos, ukelele, cats & the scream franchise - that will be the entirety of my… https://t.co/VgbCk7e7EVwhen scream 5 comes out i'm going to be insufferable, like more than usual.winbow time https://t.co/LsXv94EhqN
Retweeted by Susan, A Cabbage Man Grahami'm like, really worried about it haha i was probably already boring? so it's probably fine.to all the people i've been messaging about ukeleles and harps in the past couple weeks, you would tell me if i were becoming boring right?lrt it's not really breaking tho, just wear your masksBREAKING: Universal mask use could prevent nearly 130,000 deaths from Covid-19 by next spring, and without mask use… https://t.co/kZfRzYwMqV
Retweeted by Susan, A Cabbage Man GrahamThank you ⁦@johngreenart⁩ for being on the live stream it was very educational and a lot of fun! Great insights int… https://t.co/3NmuAufXUz
Retweeted by Susan, A Cabbage Man GrahamReally cool series of videos by Anoosha talking about representation! I get questions about this, and I think this… https://t.co/vCKBwCXWMn
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Retweeted by Susan, A Cabbage Man GrahamYou do not need to be part of any particular social media clique to be a successful author/publishing professional.
Retweeted by Susan, A Cabbage Man Graham @TheNedBarnett i went to sleep with an ice pack on my wrist last night 😂 @TheNedBarnett i've been looking at your embroiders, they look nice!i'm more relaxed than i have been in weeks, and this morning I thought "what did i do differently last night?" & th… https://t.co/azyU3iCIwSTHERE you are Alan Dracula! https://t.co/KBXgHKrVTe
Retweeted by Susan, A Cabbage Man Graham
10/23
2020
tldr i put oysters in the smoothies is hilarious to me...... you're fine, buddy. oyster it up, i'm cackling. https://t.co/6vCz0sQbIBi love my ukelele so muchOooh, so S&S also bumped up their salaries from $36K to $40K 👀 https://t.co/bihAeh6df4
Retweeted by Susan, A Cabbage Man GrahamSo many of my friends are cute, and I am this frog hello https://t.co/LMb2A8x2px @hanselthelost Me: I will not respond “irregourdless” I will not respond “irregourdless” Send tweet.this conversation has been living in my head for a week and there's no place to put it in the book so I decided to… https://t.co/se5xrXJcMJ
Retweeted by Susan, A Cabbage Man Grahami'm just trying to listen to boring people talk about harps while i do bookkeeping, and youtube keeps trying to pla… https://t.co/hY6eJQZUeume: since my mom can't mail me her guitar should i buy a guitar???? my remy friend: you can just play my guitar 🥺 @ronanedits she learned a song from aladdin idk, she's so good haha https://t.co/TSfY6sBSUPthere's this girl who can't be older than 10 & is learning songs from a 30 day ukelele challenge & she was like "so… https://t.co/pp4UohaRKxi'm in a ukelele group online started by a lady who teaches ukelele videos & it was her birthday yesterday & everyo… https://t.co/2kq3pBdoxVi just watched the second episode of the goosebumps tv show & they literally say to a sponge monster you're so abso… https://t.co/252gwsdaCr-which partners they work with? Who gets copyright? does the royalty break down "depend?" Do the partners get a SAY… https://t.co/B8X07MNVCNtbh there's nothing wrong w IP work, as long as people ACTUALLY GET PAID, and it looks so different on the comics s… https://t.co/ynzsCGTbNmWhy are people trying to reinvent the publishing wheel instead of just........paying its employees and authors a li… https://t.co/bddihi19DA
Retweeted by Susan, A Cabbage Man GrahamOkay okay I‘M not sorry but I am going to bed and I will NOT make a joke about edward’s brand of heroine being like… https://t.co/gx9bG3xIdw
Retweeted by Susan, A Cabbage Man GrahamOkay okay I‘M not sorry but I am going to bed and I will NOT make a joke about edward’s brand of heroine being like… https://t.co/gx9bG3xIdwEdward: beautiful? This is the skin of a killer! I’m a killer! Bella swan’s truck: ah, same as me! That car accid… https://t.co/AUssanFInUBella: I know what you are. Edward: say it. Out loud. Say it. Bella: vampire Edward: what do we eat??? Bella… https://t.co/4wEmfcCtUN(I’m gonna go to bed, I was making jokes tonight. Very clearly I love twilight)Edward: I don’t have the strength to stay away from you anymore..... Bella: ....... you don’t ... Bella Swan’s t… https://t.co/kYD27bCVrxEdward: Bella’s late bc she just is, not bc she was sexually menaced and is traumatized, I’m not a vampire Bella… https://t.co/mKdeoA8DX8Bella Swan: you look beautiful Anna Kendrick: you said that about the past 5 dresses tho do you even want to be h… https://t.co/VvHa1VU44I @MiekoGavia I’m a truckEdward: There is an ancient council of gay vampires named the Volturi Bella: How old are they? Bella’s Truck: As… https://t.co/Lwhl2k5klm
Retweeted by Susan, A Cabbage Man Grahamon the beach, bella: okay so cool werewolf lore??????? jacob, an indigenous kid: lol it's fake bella's truck: sa… https://t.co/eVAVXE4RngEdward: we shouldn't be friends Bella: you should've thought of that before you saved me from a car wreck? Do you… https://t.co/btF7E1KoWjTBH I just want to write fic from the perspective of her truck, i feel like this would be helpful to LIFE AND TIMES it's fineBella: *nearly dies in a car wreck bc someone almost hits her with their car & Edward saves her, it's cool that thi… https://t.co/FysFJbVexGEdward: if you hate the cold & the rain so much, why'd you move to the worst place in the continental US? Bella S… https://t.co/it7RarndlKEdward: sorry i didn't get to introduce myself to you last week when i made a stink face & you hated yourself Bel… https://t.co/pc9FLtYxXfMy gender is Bella swan’s truckMe, looking for YA : “I’ve never given much thought to how I would die. But dying in the place of someone I love? S… https://t.co/82poxuO64z @weredawgz I have always lived in the castle https://t.co/eABUNA5Qp3
Retweeted by Susan, A Cabbage Man Graham @weredawgz I have always lived in the castle https://t.co/eABUNA5Qp3 @weredawgz Any makeup you did we will do just anyway @chaosinherwake Tell me about ham gender text me @weredawgz @alizabees @weredawgz No don’t lol, Aliza and I have talked about this @thejumbles @alizabees In other news. I ordered a frog hoodie and I am a frog now https://t.co/l44rUsY2NG @thejumbles @alizabees Ummmmm the site is suspicious apparently, Aliza and I have made an IOU on a pact lol @sophiesticates @SpookyMeggie I feel embarrassed now haha @sophiesticates @SpookyMeggie Omg Lol @alizabees THIS IS. OUR PACT.The nice thing about working with @Grahamophones is that when you get a call with news, you might also get serenaded on ukulele
Retweeted by Susan, A Cabbage Man Graham @SpookyMeggie IF I CAN’T BUY YOU CAKe YOU CAN’T BUY ME PANTS @alizabees Okay then. I was strongly considering it anyway? And this is the spectral support I needed
10/22
2020
everything is hard right now, but what if i bought these pants and wore them every day https://t.co/pBZqUxC93T
10/21
2020

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