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(she/her) What you say is important, but what you do matters most. Kindness, inclusion, & an end to white supremacy.

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Joined Twitter 10/3/08


lol dude’s sitting in my window seat studiously not looking at me 😂 extra hilarious because I prefer the aisle anywayI believe that focusing on voter turnout and fighting voter surpression is the most effective way to combat that ch… https://t.co/g3gJ7MD5vM
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2/24
2020
@gordonguthrie Oh no. I'm so sorry, Gordon!
2/15
2020
Abigail update: 😭 She started walking on her own today without yowling and falling over! 🎉💪 She's slow and tentativ… https://t.co/BAJUJioERQ @meredithlistens It's entirely a waiting game right now :/Abigail update: we spent most of the day on the floor with her as she repeatedly tried and failed to stand up or wa… https://t.co/Rgp2L3lvYY
2/14
2020
@qkate This show is so Portland that my friend in is the dance party scene 😊 @scotje Totally ok. It's the cat. She's having a rough time.Somebunny has some spinal disease that's taken out a disc in her low back, is on some heavy painkillers, and doesn'… https://t.co/nr91Zf73QJ
2/13
2020
Emergency vet appointment with this goober. https://t.co/vwes4wjnZy
2/12
2020
@special_boots @katierempe I'm very late to this but you both are deeply wonderful.
2/9
2020
It’s hard to imagine a greater breach of user trust than mobile apps embedding SDKs that sell user location data to… https://t.co/mZtnw6NQ01
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2/8
2020
@katierempe Abigail's ridiculous snoring; she alternates between sounding like my grandmother and like a wheezy bird.
2/7
2020
At this point anybody calling the police, especially anybody calling the police the way this lady did, is an access… https://t.co/wG1ZbXFVM8
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2/1
2020
@qkate 🤣 Exactly. @qkate Ugh, the amount of "friendly" dudes who've stood over me asking "helpful questions" and "giving helpful advi… https://t.co/eupGT1ynBC
1/27
2020
@lehudgins She snores, which is probably as close as we're gonna get to hello 🤣
1/26
2020
Just a very normal day with Abigail, who is definitely a real cat. https://t.co/5Z4lN2HRjbEvery single company that designs systems that track or store any personal data, even as a byproduct of the core se… https://t.co/tKZ562TmuC
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1/25
2020
@thisKat He keeps showing me messages like "are you from school" and harrumphing 🤣Seems like an elementary school child gave Max's email address out to their friends and I'm listening to Max's hila… https://t.co/bojgfA84vB
1/24
2020
“While the company was dodging me, it was also monitoring me. At my request, a number of police officers had run my… https://t.co/b6uY1dShs3
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1/22
2020
@slfritchie Oooooooh, this looks exactly like what I want. Thank you! @gidwyz @alana_margaret You're both wonderful, thank you!I'm looking for a book on the science of baking (mostly sweets). Any recommendations?
1/21
2020
@Codie1Cory @Quiest__elle @newmominsomniac @AITA_reddit Because he identifies as a 30M in the first sentence?We're watching this GBBO episode where they're baking "American" pies and almost every single one of these is DEEPLY horrifying
Retweeted by Smiley Grumblesaurus 🦉 @gordonguthrie @MaxMartin This is v. up your alley, Gordon.
1/18
2020
@beajammingh Yay. https://t.co/uszdEWxUNtReally love to be a lady at work getting called pushy for doing the basic requirements of my job 🙄
1/15
2020
@WhiskyChemist Yeah, exactly. I'm not quite ready to give up connections to folks I care about but whose phone numb… https://t.co/bRqBlluaD7It's so clear that they're playing these games with ordinary people, trying to get them to be "polite", while those… https://t.co/RzHb1BINN8
Retweeted by Smiley Grumblesaurus 🦉It was so clear in that moment that we use this platform at the whim of some rich shitheads and their arbitrary rul… https://t.co/a5FVNAX7o9
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1/11
2020
@gordonguthrie @orlacarney2 Much love and happy new decade to you both 💖In this new decade, may you find your patch of sun. https://t.co/o8uENZkY6N
1/1
2019
@shawski5000 It is surprisingly good! Like if donuts were made of marzipan
12/31
2019
Not terrible for a first try! (Also my house smells amazing.) https://t.co/eArrN5uYCbAttempting kransekake... https://t.co/Ak92vfuzoR
12/30
2019
In which it takes all of my self-control not to squoosh her. (Stay with it for the full dream experience.) https://t.co/9nsFW1bUdl
12/20
2019
One time some coworkers got drunk in the office and told me if I didn’t drink with them, they would tell engineerin… https://t.co/Q4eNdlIcRX
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12/9
2019
@lehudgins Omg, this dude is so squishable in the best way! 😍Max, having watched 10 minutes of Home for the Holidays, "This movie is too horny."
12/7
2019
@faethverity Thank you 😊I just paid off all of my student loans. I feel accomplished and also like it shouldn't have taken all the good luc… https://t.co/uoTNZJgfA8
12/4
2019
Living wages for grad students & adjuncts $0 Infrastructure $0 CAPS $0 Charitable trust for white supremacist group… https://t.co/evApoctd57
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12/3
2019
✌️ https://t.co/i9JYBOiwOQ
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11/28
2019
My blog post has hit the Gatsby blog! Get excited for more #a11y content showing up there in the near future! https://t.co/b3upew0slp
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11/22
2019
@qkate Hugs IRL soon. You got this.Today is Latina Equal Pay Day. Latinas have had to work an extra 11 months to earn what non-Latinx white men earned… https://t.co/S1SfY1T3ym
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11/20
2019
I went through my own journey of learning these harsh lessons. I don't regret it at all, but I do have more clarity… https://t.co/2kjJuTYXEq
Retweeted by Smiley Grumblesaurus 🦉It's as infuriating as it is predictable. These companies have long been co-opting DEI as a branding exercise rathe… https://t.co/P6AFGbHQC7
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11/14
2019
@solarpowerspork November was such a good time to get married 😊. @MaxMartin is giving me shit for not @-ing him so 🤷‍♀️Two years ago, I married this wine-loving sweetheart. 💖 https://t.co/dV30fn0iQs
11/13
2019
@BellseaChel @Obeluss @AITA_reddit Yeah, calling your wife a bitch (first, just fucking rude) in front of your daug… https://t.co/xBpaXUXX6C
11/12
2019
@lo_lifer This sounds delightful! Thank you!Do y'all have a favorite recipe for green tomatoes? I have a LOT of green cherry tomatoes, and I'm thinking jam, pi… https://t.co/wa1l7xSTpaWhat can you do? - Share this story widely and generate bad press for @Instacart. - DON’T use Instacart right now… https://t.co/VQlF1OKtS5
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11/10
2019
Hello, Twitter! Do you know a really amazing engineering manager? Are you that person yourself? Come be my manager… https://t.co/OU5oYCK6aA
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11/8
2019
@LaineyisQueen @xstar_girl @AITA_reddit Oooooooh. You're totally right and I just realized this is going to be me a… https://t.co/W6PlmsBveR
11/2
2019
@meredithlistens @MaxMartin Exactly! (It still would've been too much but less too much!)
11/1
2019
Ok, @MaxMartin was right and I bought waaaaaay too much candy. Grumpy Sushi is not helping. https://t.co/oIxPnf8hqlHe said this to me the other night and I maintain that Abigail is the one true nubbin https://t.co/2IWUpKI1yR
10/31
2019
Being goth at work in Brotown around Halloween is hard https://t.co/hGGAkmSMeo
10/27
2019
@raesunshone @tara_atrandom @Esistenza @AITA_reddit That whole bit sent me. YOU'RE A FUCKING PARENT OF COURSE YOU GET NOTHING IN RETURN.
10/26
2019
i think the main reason no one talks about the fact that a dozen ferguson organizers have been murdered in the past… https://t.co/yj2ybtVWin
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10/21
2019
@lesliekiszka As dinner was delayed too, no. 😂 It's why she's sitting next to Max and not in my lap. 😾😍🍂🐈💖 https://t.co/q5WycaUTK0
10/19
2019
@BriannaChesser @queer_hellenic @redditships @legaladvice_txt My guess is she didn't want to mess with the whole ti… https://t.co/9UiR1gmdMc
10/15
2019
@L_J_Pfefferminz @AITA_reddit Wow. I keep thinking we've hit the bottom of his deeply unpleasant well only to find… https://t.co/C32uY70zEp
10/12
2019
@lesliekiszka How did you get this footage of me?! 😭In case anyone was wondering how today is going https://t.co/RS44jS7Xi7
10/8
2019
I'm sick, so the cat is curled up on top of me and we're both snorty and wheezy a.f.; a delightful symphony.
10/6
2019
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10/5
2019
@katelynanne @AITA_reddit Can they hear us from their helicopter? 😭 @katelynanne @AITA_reddit Omg, my friend knows this person and they are literally a millionaire.
10/4
2019
This whole thread https://t.co/dCXK4lTbjvHappy Lucksmiths Day! 💖 (Not the Official song of the day, I know, but a very dear favorite.) https://t.co/2w0JVJo3XC
10/1
2019
@rhinoblues I am so unspeakably jealousY tho? 🥵🏜😓 https://t.co/jESCzMNF3h4. What’s REALLY scary is that only a fraction of the country needs to opt into this service to create a network wi… https://t.co/9WbjnAdHpT
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9/29
2019
@meredithlistens He lives with my massage therapist 😊 But also yes, it's extremely gross outside.Hanging out with this angel https://t.co/q1EIVTJCD0
9/28
2019
Turns out even hotel fire alarms love to chirp at 4am
9/26
2019
@MaxMartin Jail for father.I always get the super uplifting, heartwarming Lyft drivers who are right on the verge of some great adventure 💖
9/25
2019
And I haven't heard from him in an hour 🤔😬🐝 https://t.co/5AYPgLveoAAt this moment, I'm the only person (other than the driver) on this bus without a sport coat and I'm feeling pretty… https://t.co/kKMfnjvRCT
9/24
2019
A table of software companies with ICE contracts - https://t.co/gRW7EoJGlt
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Retweeted by Smiley Grumblesaurus 🦉more in casting protest actions as anti-community - here he says that because Seth violated process, he has voided… https://t.co/jqQ4gvjAAt
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9/22
2019
Well, the cat is fully asleep and dreaming snuggled on my lap. I'm clearly just going to have to sleep here.
9/17
2019
@nicoleheejin @simon_data Yay! Congratulations! 🎉🥳No, I *totally* wanted to spend my solo Sunday cleaning out a moth AND weevil infestation in the cupboard.
9/16
2019
Apparently "conference recovery" means wine and cookies and Derry Girls for dinner.
9/14
2019
Dissatisfaction: A Play in Three Acts https://t.co/Us03MApUN7
9/13
2019
😭😍💔 https://t.co/mx2KKLBbNI
9/11
2019
You know you married the right person when you put on " Say my name" and he knows all the words
9/2
2019

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