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@zachheltzel This is actually so depressing @vegspice It’s probably Powder’s eye, from the hit movie PowderIn the 90s they used to sell DVDs by just straight up torching dolphins https://t.co/VvtykkFieR @CarlBeijer @living_marble “My name is Marlo. That is my name... Marlo.” — MarioMy mentor Moose loves to tell this story — he invented the worlds biggest meatball in the 70s but didn’t patent it,… https://t.co/xGRCBRJhI8Warren: both parties must agree to come together and impeach Sanders: both parties must agree its almost 420 baby… https://t.co/llQCgH5vuLI don't know who needs to hear this but https://t.co/vB0pVF3K7q
Retweeted by A. Grand PartyTo reiterate: Looking for a new job. Features and columns. TV writing. Content marketing. Open to a variety of thin… https://t.co/ZtOhOPwnEg
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4/19
2019
This must be what Christmas Eve feels like in Hell @zachheltzel I am defeated
4/17
2019
I’m going to start treating my own backstory like comic book characters SIXTH GRADE ISN’T CANON @zachheltzel Is that canonWake me up when Pikachu makes Lieutenant @TimDuffy He looks like he’s cosplaying arrested development Tom Jane
4/16
2019
Just once I want to see someone START with the “whoa this blew up” SoundCloud link, and THEN step up and deliver th… https://t.co/LbH4VrjAcM @ScottTammel Hmm yeah ok. “Saving Save Tonight” @ScottTammel Oh okay... well that gives it context which is good. But still what does it MEAN?? @amandonium Damn! He was so mysterious... so catchy yet so impossible to catch @ScottTammel What do you mean20 years have passed, everyone has moved on... but I’ll NEVER stop wondering, what is an Eagle Eye Cherry and what does it meanFuck @TheDragoEffect I'm up for a Spider-Jon x Spider-Gwen team-up serieswill he be called Spider-Jon or Snow-Man, that's the lingering questionso Jon Snow has an Uncle Benjen who taught him power & responsibility .... CLEARLY the end of the series he goes in… https://t.co/9fYdcwJgoH @oldmanweldon *James Bond voice* Thrones... James of ThronesGame of Thrones recap: when it began, very few were saying "yaaaas" in the middle, everybody seemed to be saying "… https://t.co/eiGihg7ief
4/15
2019
@jen_williams Just saneThat said, I too wish for deathMy favorite twitter is people just talking about things they like. Sometimes a person’s whole thing is “I wish fo… https://t.co/65UwpOTLAM @LTBcomedy Not killing the spider is better. The jury finds you.........good!When you need help moving and your options are limited. https://t.co/pIlci2npwB
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4/14
2019
@joellecornett For me, that was 2018... it was a slightly different triumverate of pain but it was awful, like bein… https://t.co/tpS9iuRWR4 @SenGillibrand @IlhanMN It's a false choice to suggest Trump's dangerous rhetoric is on some level a well-intention… https://t.co/99xppj4ZtTEverything is awful and I’m disgusted by basically everyone, but it’s possible i just need to eat somethingthe memory of 9/11 is sacred ground. it should only be used to sell shitty light beer and overpriced trucks to smal… https://t.co/xCs2e53ouS
Retweeted by A. Grand PartySanders, Warren: I stand with Ilhan Omar against the racist mob Harris: I'll get back to you, say, Monday? O'Rour… https://t.co/YoUVGpB9Bq
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4/13
2019
@TheRachelFisher Season 5 is a Ramsey-filled slog but it gets better at the end!Happy Friday y’all https://t.co/i05a3jtdA8
Retweeted by A. Grand Party(Neil deGrasse Tyson) Actually the Death Star is a misnomer it should be called Death Boat10 Easter Eggs You Missed In “The Rise of Skywalker” Trailer 1. Jango Fett is Rey’s dad... CONFIRMEDI've been rewatching the MCU movies & they are nice and fine, but..... it just underscores how much better all arou… https://t.co/WxCS0yym0G @Lt_Smashv1 @msdanifernandez Also this video articulates my opinion better than I did. It's got like 100 views but… https://t.co/t6jtu9FInC @Lt_Smashv1 @msdanifernandez I'm sorry I can't agree... his behavior is too polite for my taste. Peter is a sassy b… https://t.co/vLb6bfGxPs
4/12
2019
@SaraJBenincasa I am 32Six of the most cursed t-shirts you could ever wear. https://t.co/o5MfHv5dmE
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4/11
2019
Checked Yahoo news for the first time in a couple years and yeah their definition of "what's hot" is... questionable https://t.co/9eyz4e2lbN
Retweeted by A. Grand Party @electrolemon MOVIES 👏 ARE 👏 NICE 👏the new lion king looks good and i am going to watch it. i have no complaints. movies are nice. sharing this kind o… https://t.co/xIlCIspm57
Retweeted by A. Grand PartyQuick - in a British accent say “but even HERE there is life.” Congrats, you have narrated every nature documentary.
Retweeted by A. Grand Party @erictcarrasco Aw I love this @HanaMichels It already surpassed this, but for a brief moment in time, it was perfectly symmetrical like Twin... p… https://t.co/F3VGrGzONtJumping in on the tip conversation. I’m team “if you can’t afford to tip, you can’t afford to go out” It sounds s… https://t.co/2Jxo59phtU
Retweeted by A. Grand Party @vegspice @schnapsideer good point I do love Johnny da Wick @Guardian99Allen @AdvocateMac @asaprajy @schnapsideer They're all pretty good. I like the TASM choice, it's bold...… https://t.co/LWxiiHcU2g @Guardian99Allen @AdvocateMac @asaprajy @schnapsideer Spider-Verse is 100% a franchise film by any definition, I do… https://t.co/l7kPCQJLGm @schnapsideer Spider-Verse Mission Impossible Fallout The Last Jedi Mad Max Fury Road Batman Begins Back to the Future Jaws thank u @AdvocateMac @Guardian99Allen @asaprajy @schnapsideer lol what?? Spider-Man isn't a franchise? @Guardian99Allen @asaprajy @schnapsideer @AdvocateMac I agree with your BVS take, but both of your lists are missin… https://t.co/eqjOY2hJ01 @MikeLeePearl Close call, but a clutch win here for no difference. @MikeGravel I appreciate the $4.20 optionThe Dark Knight (2008) https://t.co/bgaVxyU0dy
4/10
2019
also in popstar adjacent content, the lonely island mentioning jimmy fallon in every interview is equally genius https://t.co/8U92Eyjamz
Retweeted by A. Grand Partythank you @blankcheckpod for reminding me that alfred molina would practice for fiddler on the roof while on set of… https://t.co/EgjKkNVGiU
Retweeted by A. Grand PartyUnless we're talking about the 1997 Keanu/Pacino mystery/thriller, I'm out of patience for devil's advocates"You see, the main issue with Hitler was globalizing concentration camps into Poland— those should've been German j… https://t.co/HSsgSwA62e @notjessagain @Miabella4u @BacchusFan @MAH1007 @Moose09170810 @almyrthoX5 @prageru @tedlieu @RealCandaceO We're not… https://t.co/k5rzJuxpfU @richabrown @tedlieu @prageru You're so stupid, bro @BacchusFan @MAH1007 @Moose09170810 @almyrthoX5 @prageru @tedlieu @RealCandaceO So, according to these lunatics, th… https://t.co/12Pj8Bz8cd @CNBC @CNBCMakeIt Here’s a tip........you can still delete this
4/9
2019
@zachheltzel Yes but you also have some negative qualities too @Pat_Kc Yes they should!... also a Human Torch/Spidey buddy comedy
4/7
2019
My children might be skaters but they won’t say “bitchin’!” ... They will say “heckin’!” and might say “bitcoin!” @tpeters Heckin’ yea @tpeters Same here!I live in the internet presented by tv commercials. That’s why I love browsing social media, news, sports, and espe… https://t.co/Ol6TOmg01kI think about the 9/10/02 and 9/11/02 Family Circus combination periodically. https://t.co/eSbqNX3O3c
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4/6
2019
@zachheltzel Zach you said you were gonna stop this.... ...but I’m glad you haven’tANGRY CLOUD SHOUTS AT GROUND https://t.co/6gGrqKah0o
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4/5
2019
Anytime millennials “kill” an industry, it’s something expensive like fine china, and anytime millennials “save” an… https://t.co/A18g1UwEHR
Retweeted by A. Grand PartyThe ABSOLUTE best version of the Joker I’ve ever seen is that porn parody version one where he wears a condom. The… https://t.co/J1ZiC3nawO
Retweeted by A. Grand Party @JCcoccoli Lots of people think this-- you, me, probably everyone we know. Lots and lots and lots. This essay from… https://t.co/Wj9iyiXUebThe only joker I respect https://t.co/SrWfcnXiGw
Retweeted by A. Grand Partyyou gotta drop whatever optimal version of yourself you're working towards. shit's way too chaotic and stupid to hi… https://t.co/rUhY8eGXoL
Retweeted by A. Grand Party @charley_feldman @HamillHimself Wow. If they ever do a Young Luke spin-off film, I think you just nailed the casting. @geoffreygolden Thank you for speaking out about this. @jackiekashian So good. Every line is perfect. I maintain he is the Best big-screen version of Parker! @agentbizzle @brockwilbur And the all of the other Clayfaces join in for The Mud Pack, right? “Clayface: Into The Clay-Verse”
4/4
2019
Wow, even Paul Ryan has stories about how awesome @AOC is. https://t.co/A5NTwrWwbe
Retweeted by A. Grand Party @YayDanielBarron The PS4 game is so well written. It makes some brilliant choices. MJ working for the Bugle as a c… https://t.co/p2bf3YMqEL @YayDanielBarron Truly the high point of the entire trilogy. I was obsessed with SM2 in 2004 then drifted away fro… https://t.co/hKgAqF0WEb @msdanifernandez Behind actions*! @YayDanielBarron That unique horror camp in SM2 when Doc Ock is in the hospital is so great... it took the MCU only… https://t.co/K7zNa1G55s @msdanifernandez Ok so, it’s not Tom’s fault, but 1) his version of the character is too problematic (needing/wors… https://t.co/SwVS78ySYX @msdanifernandez He’s the best!! @msdanifernandez What do you have against Jake Johnson??? @msdanifernandez I’m not! @Nick_Hanover Or it’s “Art Fleck” like “art flick” @YayDanielBarron I love it too. I’m glad we got the Raimi and Nolan movies before the shared universe trend; they h… https://t.co/kOuTaHOCqRThis Is 40 (dir. Judd Apatow, 2012) https://t.co/DPHdKL28Wc
4/3
2019

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