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I’ll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my ANUS!

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2/24
2020
https://t.co/dJj2Xh5Qx2 @JRubinBlogger Why the hell would we want a recovering alcoholic president in 2024, female or otherwise? You need… https://t.co/0lilnrfjci @poutinesmoothie @SavageAphrodite The good ole preemptive strike for someone who may have infected an unsuspecting… https://t.co/Ba0YDh1x6u @heyyguido Seems like dominatrix with extra steps to me. If you want to bang the human version of a cuttlefish, git some.The Epstein didn’t kill himself float. Cc: @HillaryClinton https://t.co/1t7EUEoZUf
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2/23
2020
@RealJamesWoods I feel sorry for anyone that feels meeting any politician is the best day ever. Thoughts and prayers to this chick. @TheCensoredRock Guess they decided to pull the trigger on that all female version of Fast and Furious after all.When your dog is too old but you take them for a walk anyway... 🐶👩‍❤️‍👨 https://t.co/vhHcXSplQB
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2/22
2020
Went on @tuckercarlson to figure out how Michael Bloomberg can be so rich and so dumb all at once. https://t.co/CDzVPpp1r7
Retweeted by Corey Wolf-Hart @Trendyviews @lukeand09 @PrometheusDay @Rusty_Gait @TellYourSonThis May be more to that story https://t.co/A7vuILjuhttps://t.co/zkzUk5AMSCHe wasn’t the sexiest man alive in any normal timeline, but this MF’er straight spittin’ https://t.co/seoinaHbsFHappy Friday everyone! 👩‍❤️‍👨😄🥳 https://t.co/DDFkNPXTPr
Retweeted by Corey Wolf-Hart @AdamantAnarchy Shit man, Justin Trudeau got an attitude this morning. @empressofmeme Vern Troyer possiblyIf you’re bored watch this https://t.co/L1E8gaNA1h
Retweeted by Corey Wolf-HartDemocrats yap about diversity, and yet... (silly, but funny) https://t.co/zmPA5rQIvm
Retweeted by Corey Wolf-HartWho did this?🤭🤣😭💀💀 https://t.co/7pAtT9BRS6
Retweeted by Corey Wolf-HartLocal musicians weigh in on using music for political advocacy https://t.co/OwKYfWBiwv via @Downtown Devil
2/21
2020
@ThisLocalHater @YourMomsucksTho After 20 years of marriage, my wife still claims she doesn’t pee in the shower, is she lying or retarded?This wolf and bear pair, were documented traveling, killing and sharing food together for 10 days. https://t.co/qid18rrS0j
Retweeted by Corey Wolf-HartWhite guilt Leftists are the one and only reason there’s still racial tension in America. https://t.co/HjnSqt2eBK
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2/20
2020
@KevinBlack99 @neomort Word! I feel sorry for the people that can’t hear these lyrics. https://t.co/5RC77U8h6h @sharnacious Wishbone is the only actor that could survive the mob finding his racist tweets from 20 years ago, because he’s the fukn metal!Visualizing the magnetic field https://t.co/vZ4witzSxT
Retweeted by Corey Wolf-Hart @frozen_cheetos @peytnhaag This entire thread a whole mess, filled with shit stains from pretty much every faction… https://t.co/6LOK6uFNLpWhat would your reaction be..? 😟 https://t.co/I5msqidbZT
Retweeted by Corey Wolf-HartJust a regular joe, training at the gym for all that puss he’s gonna be slaying. https://t.co/SfUHfi9U5J
2/19
2020
https://t.co/ywYIBYw46ghttps://t.co/DOP2f4la6SThis is glorious ☎️🤔😕❓❓ https://t.co/aSGsJc54yF
Retweeted by Corey Wolf-HartWatch till the end. 😂 https://t.co/UtqRO5ANHV
Retweeted by Corey Wolf-Hart @m4bama I fukn love this dog, he needs a YouTube channel or some shit, where he just randomly kicks the shit out of passerby’s @SensitivityFree I honestly can’t think of a better outcome than what happened here, stupendous!https://t.co/dhDXKdinjC @NotSweetDeeSez Zack de la Rocha is the love child of Napoleon Dynamite and Bob Marley with a severe anger manageme… https://t.co/5GD3Ccj74ZPen is doing her homework 😀😀😀 https://t.co/gWh3DHUtiV
Retweeted by Corey Wolf-HartThis cat and I have a lot in common... 😋🐱🤷‍♀️ https://t.co/vq1ebyFD5e
Retweeted by Corey Wolf-HartBoris Barker... https://t.co/yGSazwglmQ
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2/18
2020
@TheCensoredRock MAGA slayer by trade, voluntary INCEL by design, winner 4-life! @PeterRQuinones That face when everyone says you have the tightest welds https://t.co/TcOfqs3cQbMercury is so dense that an anvil can float in it. Credit: Cody'sLab/YouTube (great channel) https://t.co/Acx4hJRnBU
Retweeted by Corey Wolf-Hart @ChrisEvans Even numbers, no wonder you have anxiety, it’s prime or nothing! Same goes for stopping the microwave and thermostat settings.I’ll be doing this from now on 🤣 https://t.co/eN1BCw6uvJ
Retweeted by Corey Wolf-Hart @JesseKellyDC Okay, but how do we know he didn’t address her by her preferred pronouns and her reaction here wasn’t justified???
2/17
2020
He ded 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/XTaDUfzUPQ
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2/16
2020
🔥🔥Holy Cow!! 🤯🤯 https://t.co/J6Kv7weIrv
Retweeted by Corey Wolf-Harthttps://t.co/ZkHx0rjpGshttps://t.co/VkymKNMZn0 @redlikecherry At this point I just need to get a new family and start over, because the pics of wife, kids, and do… https://t.co/AwS4vfL4Q3Bill Nye the Thigh Guy https://t.co/aOxZ4ceVK8https://t.co/sTV4V8tslmhttps://t.co/GO3QxwIsyz#everyday #cinema4d - LOVE HURTS https://t.co/FtXxEIdCJj
Retweeted by Corey Wolf-Hart @TheCensoredRock Millionaires were the devil until this guy became one, now it’s just the billionaires. He’s playi… https://t.co/PPfTBYqbDo
2/15
2020
😂😂 https://t.co/CpixDq959k
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Retweeted by Corey Wolf-HartBiden’s eye is red Virginia is blue Ilhan loves you a lot Unless you’re a Jew Happy #ValentinesDay everyone.
Retweeted by Corey Wolf-Hart @shoe0nhead If the media covers this affliction, can we all please agree to label them as BDSM https://t.co/RDMxnB9kbI @TheCensoredRock You absolute monster, on this day of love no less https://t.co/n2XTloUd3RImagine thinking that the government is corrupt, inept, inefficient, institutionally racist, sexist, and fascistic.… https://t.co/uVOGqQBSUL
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2/14
2020
@thattugglife I also went in the next room and watched all of these women watching Birds of Prey #notacreeper I ca… https://t.co/VErpCK15vq @RyanAFournier Yeah idiots, thanks to Obama and the Paris Accord! @SavageAphrodite @tsm560 https://t.co/G34fCfOca8 @tsm560 @SavageAphrodite When I see these, I always wonder how many likes are from the people the post was in refer… https://t.co/8curQUp44P @NotSweetDeeSez Become a divorcee to own the patriarchy and your MIL, yass kween @RealJamesWoods https://t.co/dUL98cmms1 @RealJamesWoods No, of course not. Every one of the “leaked coronavirus China” clips I’ve seen could be from an As… https://t.co/cxv3LR3jt4 @JesseKellyDC In this guys defense, he’s probably extra irritable because he has that poo poo seat. He gets to see… https://t.co/h50NsOP2PrYou’re not born this way. If this is how you think, you were raised this way. And parents, if you raise your kids… https://t.co/s9hNo4gt7H
Retweeted by Corey Wolf-Hart @AdamantAnarchy @think_4_yurself I wonder how many mofos saved this but didn’t like it, savage AF @LibertyDoggo The good ole Bone Tomahawk way is my vote https://t.co/daCaGVVaQh @SensitivityFree South Park’s Lemmiwinks episode did it better IMOthis is so wholesome https://t.co/SVUBldXgQ3
Retweeted by Corey Wolf-Hart @CountDankulaTV That loud laugh near the end sounded like Nelson from the Simpson’s and I can’t stop laughing.true chaotic evil https://t.co/areBiifx5c
Retweeted by Corey Wolf-HartHoly shit, apparently Twitter is currently divided about two assholes fighting over seat on a plane that reclines l… https://t.co/hC0rDtF0K9 @MrAndyNgo @UVA Fukn white people always ruining shit being around and stuff, GTFO! Just another attention piece… https://t.co/2wsRi8B84r
2/13
2020
@TheCensoredRock Last one, promise AOC’s boyfriend when he gets her pant suite off to see these Berlie Briefs https://t.co/o9Um61Imeb @TheCensoredRock The perfect gift for that overly friendly girl that likes to share with your brother or best friend doesn’t exi..... @TheCensoredRock You know damn well that kitty kat been redistributed amongst all of society. @TheCutePlug Later that day https://t.co/uhAIOIqkSMThis could be us, but you didn’t save your childhood toys https://t.co/7FWd7VicG6Forget 02/14, this should be you 365.25! Gonna update my resume to include motivational speaker, this shit is so e… https://t.co/qlCXKoMqXIhttps://t.co/Ruee7TvQEV @ewarren If anyone, especially college educated, gives a presidential candidate 50% of their funds, they deserve to be broke. @GuyLovingGod Find something better to be offended by than another persons opinion on beauty. It’s what Jesus would want, I assume.Rarely do I comment on the appearance of animals but this dog is clearly a ho https://t.co/gPmlFJNcaS
Retweeted by Corey Wolf-Hart @SensitivityFree A better love story than Twilight @som3thingwicked something about this one, still my favoritehttps://t.co/ZpezpT3VNi
2/12
2020
@MiskwahyaAgwamo A lot of problems solve themselves, when you feel the soothing touch of a closed fist to your face… https://t.co/6ICEmcjXzc"Let Them Eat Cake." https://t.co/2sJL40qWS9
Retweeted by Corey Wolf-Hart @BndVan https://t.co/rXo5knxJBF @TheCensoredRock FFS, someone needs to let this poor girl know that making it rain is actually when the customers t… https://t.co/xud9KivQWvOh geez🤣🤣🤣💔 https://t.co/GFFlO3vrRj
Retweeted by Corey Wolf-Hart @JackPosobiec OMG, a video that appears to possibly be China with some sort of crazy action occuring and no referen… https://t.co/Ohz0d18uIW @thebryman530 Oh my god, so stupid, I love it! @StephenKing Yeah, okay my man, his only idea of being funny is nicknames. https://t.co/ptH0mvMc7aI think there’s something wrong with your cat dude... 🤔🤷‍♀️🐱 https://t.co/MPscSMwiCl
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2/11
2020

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