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Charles Johnson @Green_Footballs Anonymous Function Junction

Guitarist w/ George Duke, Stanley Clarke, Al Jarreau & more. Founder/developer of Little Green Footballs. Not that other guy. Can be sweary. Hele on, brah.

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Joined Twitter 2/24/09


The Bob Cesca Podcast: Author Greg Mitchell https://t.co/Wf1XXET9dVAuthor's son admits killing mother with ice pick in N.H. https://t.co/uWdckz8YXY https://t.co/sWfokYs3OX
Retweeted by Charles JohnsonNew: Experts warn of potential “wave of brain damage” from #COVID19: neurological complications including stroke, n… https://t.co/tTpN9P9acl
Retweeted by Charles JohnsonThe Bob Cesca Podcast: Author Greg Mitchell https://t.co/Wf1XXET9dV https://t.co/mMY9knwZaU[ sad trombone ] https://t.co/eUc3GFqYBbWow. Even Steve Bannon, the keeper of the flame of Trumpism, is admitting that Biden outflanked Trump today:… https://t.co/9MYMD8X8Rn
Retweeted by Charles JohnsonThe Department of Justice Was the Original Black Lives Matter Enterprise https://t.co/0XZFDOyy2l https://t.co/PPHv83T55L @maxwelltani why did i read that? i think i broke something in my brainDonald Trump does not have a single solitary human feeling about anyone’s children. Probably not even his own. But… https://t.co/Xm3Ezf5HDEIt’s too late for any of these people to disavow Trump in any way, after co-signing everything he did for years. Th… https://t.co/3yBt9zYFpDCo-sign. https://t.co/7Cz1Pc07WUIt’s been 11 days since we learned Russia has offered bounties for the deaths of American soldiers. Donald Trump h… https://t.co/9YpTQCZFHy
Retweeted by Charles JohnsonOur states are now worse than many countries. https://t.co/jc7HzVEMjW
Retweeted by Charles Johnson @kjdevz Now there’s an idea!(Even though I believe it’s exceedingly unlikely that Trump will go to prison. Sure would be great to see, though.)Ridiculous amount of conflicting takes out there about the SCOTUS decision on Trump. Bad? Good? Goodbad? Badgood?… https://t.co/18m2DRpBamIn the early days of Javascript, creating a “short” date string like this was a major pain. let dateString = new D… https://t.co/XcrwR1iG4Dhaha this event is shaping up to be a serious clusterfck https://t.co/9wIMlEFt3BSupreme Court: Trump Is Not Immune From Subpoenas https://t.co/vD9nffoXEwPlease listen to Bill Nye. https://t.co/jhITBbEoaoSupreme Court: Trump Is Not Immune From Subpoenas https://t.co/vD9nffoXEw https://t.co/Is1UkItsCbTen rage-tweets so far from grandpa crybaby. It’s glorious.No one is above the law, not even the President of the United States. Nor are they immune from congressional ove… https://t.co/jdxwluIW97
Retweeted by Charles JohnsonThe Supreme Court ruled that Donald isn’t a supreme ruler and now he’s ranting like a supreme lunatic.Astrology “skeptics?” A “skeptic” is someone who doubts accepted opinion. Astrology is superstitious nonsense. Thi… https://t.co/6L2nCbYj0JSimply Amazing: Dirty Loops, “Rock You” https://t.co/oiLiEJPh2ghttps://t.co/9Z69tbgpmd @CharlesPPierce I’m in favor of this idea because it would be hilarious.Simply Amazing: Dirty Loops, "Rock You" https://t.co/oiLiEJPh2g https://t.co/8zbcwUiFxkNot saying it’s definitely headed this way. But I don’t think it’s impossible.And the big question in this scenario: what if this is the outcome Trump WANTS? It would give him a perfect excuse… https://t.co/GXzchz3UZUIf this goes on long enough, society is going to break down in ways that are impossible to predict, and massive civ… https://t.co/OK1IASr2OxForcing children to go to school even as they, their teachers and their parents begin getting sick in appalling num… https://t.co/We3w45qcKwA possible scenario for the next few months. Trump will continue doing everything possible to hamstring America’s… https://t.co/RUwf4b2z7NIt’s very possible that Trump is going to be forced to acknowledge reality pretty soon. Mass graves are going to be hard to ignore.Well, that proves it. He can’t possibly be a racist, guys. It’s game over. (do I need a /SARC tag?) https://t.co/lQJwBg7Qa8One of the most rewarding things you can do as a Javascript developer is to get a thorough understanding of how Pro… https://t.co/0hEWavPJYi
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#NowPlaying Chris Thile, Edgar Meyer & Yo-Yo Ma > Bach Trios > Prelude & Fugue in E Minor, BWV 548 (Arr. for Mandol… https://t.co/wwzKXEJtKhVery bad. As Trump and Pence continue to pretend it doesn’t exist. https://t.co/nhIHuhquceTulsa sees Covid-19 surge in the wake of Trump’s June rally https://t.co/ngr7E3ssgG https://t.co/CQjx1VMDpp#NowPlaying Buena Vista Social Club > Buena Vista Social Club > Chan Chan https://t.co/G4nHx6Ni1n https://t.co/8Ksqy5nVTM“Daddy, what did you do to help people during The Collapse?” “Well, I was considered a man of some importance back… https://t.co/WKF3CM7NhS
Retweeted by Charles Johnson#NowPlaying Bruce Cockburn > Speechless > Salt Sun and Time https://t.co/vpOA37F2um https://t.co/M2kYBEYPe9 @JoshuaHol And btw, when the right cancels you it’s no laughing matter. They try to seriously fuck you up on every… https://t.co/MdLY8W90L4 @JoshuaHol Well, that’s true. But I don’t really see it as a “culture.” It’s just the same BS that’s always gone on… https://t.co/Rde6wPJPw8 @stevedemaio @TomLevenson Fair point, but I think it’s “minuscule,” isn’t it? 🙂#NowPlaying Bruce Hornsby & The Range > A Night on the Town > Lost Soul https://t.co/1vIkKVT6mQ https://t.co/8t4LYoHeklYes, I know there are some notable left wingers in this latest fake outrage. Doesn’t change my point. And I know th… https://t.co/9kpjJDKPfp#NowPlaying Bruce Hornsby > Big Swing Face > Take Out The Trash https://t.co/lMrLRCoip7 https://t.co/ECtFj2pARW“Cancel culture” is not a real thing. It’s just the latest in a long line of bad faith right wing fake outrages, de… https://t.co/BVgPdmZpCpIn other words, they are mentally ill. https://t.co/0GedniAR6j
Retweeted by Charles JohnsonTwitter verified Jack Posobiec after he spread anti-Semitism and disinfo. After he lied about working for CBS News.… https://t.co/nxjwnyUeHT
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Retweeted by Charles JohnsonSome More News: How the Right Pretends Systemic Racism Doesn’t Exist https://t.co/Y5YMQeaaeVThey’re not even trying to make sense. This is the Age of Bullshit. https://t.co/rMeMTQeGTkA combination of Jill Stein and Ron Paul, but on acid. https://t.co/X569CJHyLRJack Posobiec, fast-approaching 1,000,000 followers, is Trump's go-to #MAGA hype man. Posobiec's rise is tied to t… https://t.co/GIbUeTlsIl
Retweeted by Charles JohnsonTrump’s entire campaign strategy: racism and insane lies. Oh, and statues. Don’t forget the statues.Some More News: How the Right Pretends Systemic Racism Doesn't Exist https://t.co/Y5YMQeaaeV https://t.co/4ZEBp5vq8440 Trump-Connected Lobbyists Reap Billions in Windfalls From COVID-19 Boom https://t.co/k8CljQJuxNAnti Kobach Ad: ‘Failed’ - Plains PAC https://t.co/l6elJwS750 https://t.co/szpJU1GAx7The Virus: What Went Wrong? https://t.co/8Ostkve8CE https://t.co/VyHNQp5ffhhttps://t.co/9TOOfqegKs
Retweeted by Charles JohnsonJFC! https://t.co/iPvift6zSyThis is what happens when the Supreme Court is hijacked by the right. At least it will expose which companies are… https://t.co/OPI2r8EwOWThe whole Trump gang uses this manipulative construction: according to them, “every American” always wants what Tru… https://t.co/6WEva0Rj9jAny governor who does what these reckless murderous bastards in the White House are demanding and forces schools to… https://t.co/M9vAG6Y9YDWhile Trump boasts insanely about how great the economy is doing. https://t.co/zV3IsQpIfeWe have a president who hates the American people, including his own followers.The ignorant jackweasel in the White House has decided he knows better than the Centers for Disease Control. Someb… https://t.co/19gnyKd6OzBREAKING: Lt. Col. Vindman to retire from the military. He blames the White House for a "campaign of bullying, inti… https://t.co/YuUXg9X4cC
Retweeted by Charles JohnsonIt’s been a major goal of the right to wipe out the Department of Education for decades. Turning public schools int… https://t.co/mgURRRtWgh
Retweeted by Charles JohnsonThe president of the United States wants to sacrifice children on the altar of his re-election. https://t.co/BkEFGcvo9dtfw social media companies suddenly start banning Nazis and extremists of all kinds, that they never should have al… https://t.co/Y1dT1kryDRIt appears Stefan Molyneux's account has just been suspended by Twitter. https://t.co/EKVNtzDtSP
Retweeted by Charles JohnsonIf Trump gets infected, he’s going to lie and hide it as long as possible. He’s trying to project a superhuman imag… https://t.co/nzpBHwcY6RNow for Something Different: A Genuinely Creepy Horror Short: “Other Side of the Box” [VIDEO] https://t.co/NDx1Vt148CPro-tip: if you hear any Republican on cable news explaining “herd immunity” and why it’s going to save us, just be… https://t.co/LYE712MiZODonald Trump, to his niece: “You’re stacked!” https://t.co/29y5L9pTR3 https://t.co/30ig2UDBQEAmerica’s shit has not gotten any less fucked up since I last noted the fucked up state of America’s shit.Trump is angry at the country for being so inconsiderate, getting sick and wrecking his beautiful economy, so he’s… https://t.co/5gdwSRebiwThis is a dangerous lie. https://t.co/slq8br6nAA
Retweeted by Charles JohnsonSure you do, Donald. I’ll bet you have all his albums on your iPhone. https://t.co/3XnFGSEJxZBrazil’s Trump impressionist Jair Bolsonaro tests positive for coronavirus. https://t.co/nS57DgRAiE https://t.co/EKYjtzOFFlOh come on now, this would be too good to bear if Trump manages to fuck up his own national convention. He fucked… https://t.co/BAJ0s8lkGLNow for Something Different: A Genuinely Creepy Horror Short: "Other Side of the Box" [VIDEO]… https://t.co/ZbHJ9k0zrE
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Sturtevant Falls https://t.co/T4GfsJrDWP https://t.co/dirLKtf9uT
Retweeted by Charles JohnsonMicroscopic look at a bee stinger vs. The point of a needle https://t.co/VXJWTBp9tl
Retweeted by Charles Johnson#NowPlaying Chris Whitley > Din Of Ecstasy > O God My Heart Is Ready https://t.co/XqyoyIdZc0 https://t.co/pYS7H4Qped#NowPlaying Chris Whitley > War Crime Blues > War Crime Blues https://t.co/eSxBt4kODG https://t.co/QThnaV9tCPIt’s been a major goal of the right to wipe out the Department of Education for decades. Turning public schools int… https://t.co/mgURRRtWgh“I know a lot of you listening to me right now are going to die because of this batshit crazy position, but honestl… https://t.co/KxQ6rup3WL“We really don’t care how many children, parents, or teachers will get sick and possibly die as a result. Don’t car… https://t.co/Mi0M0RJFTUOh brother. Anyone who’s ever spent time in Orange County knows what a complete fracking lie that is. https://t.co/Oylom6USuvTrump’s Niece Releases Tell-All Book That Tells Us What We Already Knew https://t.co/29y5L9pTR3You don’t get to the White House by just being “stupid.” A century ago he’d have been a very successful carnival op… https://t.co/7T3GwWvmVXBecause he may not be intelligent in the normal human sense, but he’s preternaturally gifted in one thing: scams. C… https://t.co/CrDbIXxFpMI’ve always said that while Trump definitely is a dimwit, a dumbass, and an incurious clod, it’s a little too simpl… https://t.co/nqspcbp9bgTrump's Niece Releases Tell-All Book That Tells Us What We Already Knew https://t.co/29y5L9pTR3 https://t.co/QtQRRXKYUJIt will never stop being horrifying that the president of the US is LYING to the public during a deadly pandemic.… https://t.co/cwr8YzjZ2e
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