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Art is a creation speaking to shared experiences that feel unique to one soul. He/Him. Check out https://t.co/TjF4jkbq4q 👍

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Stages of a Tech Company 1) Wow, this works great!* 2) Gee, too bad they're assholes, but it works. 3) ...huh, now… https://t.co/nQwpt7ThvRthis is what happens when we drain pumpkins of their spice, think twice before u order that latte https://t.co/b84HfIStcy
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Retweeted by Greg Stolze @patrickoduffy What the fuck dude, you aren't charging nearly enough.Your next #UA3RPG ally. https://t.co/pijEwuVvfs
9/26
2020
Been walking my precinct hanging voting info kits for the Democrats, and it's everything I hate about Kickstarter f… https://t.co/acymSXtJad"TREMBLE, MORTAL!" https://t.co/Y9CjUn6a9CThe best part of grocery shopping is seeing what kind of fucked up new shit the psychos at Oreos have come up with
Retweeted by Greg StolzeToday's look: Hokusai https://t.co/h86WkJdk6L#writing #autumn https://t.co/o7uHtMybsM https://t.co/ESsR9aa857
Retweeted by Greg Stolze @AtomicOvermind Why would you accept an Echo, it's basically NarcBot 2000 @GregStolze Just finished reading this one. SOOOOO good. Holy shit good. Thanks. :)
Retweeted by Greg Stolze(nods) Mm hm, yep, seems legit. https://t.co/fX234IvQUaSong of the Day = SAKLA BENI by Kutiman and Melike Sahin https://t.co/1x0BAiIBJ4 Kutiman seems to be one of those r… https://t.co/gv7scDwajN2020 -- the year you can be late for a business meeting that's held twenty steps away from your bedroom. >:( @AntikytheraClio @alexdecampi (cough cough) https://t.co/2oLRXuTKVPFox News just argued in court that the host of their most watched program is completely full of shit and no one sho… https://t.co/quCZfYXJnz
Retweeted by Greg Stolze @mc_ellis Well, apparently, when your governing party decides not to govern, all it can offer is fake comedy and real tragedy.What was it like growing up in the 80s? The 80s: https://t.co/HyqQ2NGntv
Retweeted by Greg StolzeSo... this thing where the President says something terrifying or inflammatory and the GOP say "Oh, he was just kid… https://t.co/6evWoEP5Hs
9/25
2020
@HooklandGuide @casskhaw @cultauthor So let's do it. @Ghostwoods can handle printing & practical nonsense,… https://t.co/D1kDAi4V3G @GregStolze Just finished listening to the audio. Thank you for a fantastic story and the excellent voice acting 😃
Retweeted by Greg Stolze @JAndrewRau @DeltaGreenRPG That's BLACKSAT. It's in CONTROL GROUP.Whatever you do, do not retweet this video. @LindseyGrahamSC would absolutely hate for this video to be plastered… https://t.co/mhxQuDiw8P
Retweeted by Greg Stolze @MarkRedacted Capital-g Gritty would never commit kidnapping! His heart is pure! And, if taken, what chains could bind him? @MarkRedacted No, just small-g gritty, the adjective.When everyone's tired of gritty broke-ass Batman, you finally let him defeat the sociopathic mayor and reclaim his… https://t.co/keH5FVpBfrAnd that's how, instead of a detached billionaire, Batman becomes a working-class hero who has, like, seven reloads… https://t.co/q8lFiHVvrWBruce goes off with the JLA and figures out the Sherlock shit they couldn't. Then they offer to help him get Gotham… https://t.co/6OqtpwzaXc"They're not going to decompose in the walls and stink up the the place, are they?" "Bruce, you know me better than… https://t.co/kVUGrBS1Tp"OK, Clark, I'll help you figure out your cosmic murder mystery if you use your powers to kill every cockroach in t… https://t.co/upYtOJCaRs"You got a thing, Clark?" "A problem... honestly, a mystery. We're all puzzled as shit, Bruce, pardon my down-home… https://t.co/SRizywHpXPAt some point in the middle of this, Superman shows up and is like "Bruce, my dude, you want to crash on the JLA sa… https://t.co/DdMAfNLRE4Bruce runs. Bruce hides. Bruce uses everything he knows about crime and cops to avoid arrest, and still tries, and… https://t.co/WzH2vj7DMgNOW, Bruce Wayne is America's most wanted. Every last asset of his is frozen. He's got enough bug-out-bag cash stas… https://t.co/NbYf8pEDSeLike, "You must have this many eyebeams, or equivalent, to go to supervillain jail." So we get a few issues of Bruc… https://t.co/PyEoJN95FIBrucie goes to prison, however, she CAN'T QUITE get him sent to the kind of place where you lock up Solomon Grundy… https://t.co/balcGQ3bNzBruce gets arrested. He has a pretty grim time of it in jail. But he goes on trial because he believes he can convi… https://t.co/DBCduDwDsxShe wrecks it. She wrecks him. Bruce is outed. He's on the hook for every assault & battery Batman ever did, plus a… https://t.co/nTQQWrG4viCan't have fuckin' Batman running around being chaotic and shit. She starts a smear campaign. It works pretty well.… https://t.co/TXxoPvbxhySetup a new villain. One who isn't funny looking. Isn't obsessed. Would never be sent to Arkham, because it's clear… https://t.co/4QyQ4VLQ3ROK, so if I was told "Hey, Stolze, do Batman," here's how I'd go about it. 1)OK, I've got two stories in the works, which sounds better to you? @stillisnthere I learned 'cause I got burned. @planetx (claps delightedly)OK, remember me going on an' on about that 8,000 word short story? You can read it now! https://t.co/T4ZvqHoHIj @planetx But will there be one maverick who broodingly refuses to wear the team jacket? @Ghostwoods @ThePlanetaryGuy What other type is there?Trying to keep angry, shallow, demanding fans happy is like making sure everyone does what the violent drunk says t… https://t.co/3LLBX65oqD
Retweeted by Greg StolzeI love photography with my whole heart only if more people would actually book me :( https://t.co/d9qYQC5u4h
Retweeted by Greg StolzeBeen thinking about this a lot today: we have to be mindful that there's no "business as usual" anymore. Everyone i… https://t.co/tEmdmCcv6o
Retweeted by Greg StolzeThe focus is so much on what “freedoms” people were allowed to keep (as if small sacrifices for protecting others i… https://t.co/Vz3lE2uuhG
Retweeted by Greg StolzeI feel, deeply, that there are fans every creator would do better without. Accommodating entitled dickheads may NOT… https://t.co/CmWUjPzA45Attn: @the_strix https://t.co/YYQ4RJZlLX5 tongue-in-cheek game writing exercises that are a more realistic representation of what most game writers do (in… https://t.co/DO2mkdggDq
Retweeted by Greg Stolze @ThePlanetaryGuy @Ghostwoods I think an AI wrote this. @yepimclueless @itslittletunny I never truly understood the Steely Dan lyric "You wouldn't know a diamond if you he… https://t.co/t7lCeS0BfL @AazureDragon @Lochlan_S @alouderplace Ssssaaaame. Except it doesn't have to be cold.
9/24
2020
So apparently the right way to protest the state not charging any cops for killing a black woman in her home is to… https://t.co/VTpalBo3PS
Retweeted by Greg Stolzethe president is too stupid to be racist, his defenders explained https://t.co/zXTAWBUeyR
Retweeted by Greg StolzeFour hours to go, after which non-backers might miss out on hearing me read it FOREVER. https://t.co/MEgsyEIUQoPlease help us find people to take part in our research into misogyny on Twitter. We really need to speak with wo… https://t.co/aNTahStUq5
Retweeted by Greg StolzeFor real though, check out that perfect spit-curl. It lasted about 30 minutes.Today's look: Wow, Clark Kent Has Really Let Himself Go https://t.co/ePyq4VL8No @DanielleNicki It may be different for you. I've heard there's three kinds of pro writers. NOVELISTS get paid for c… https://t.co/zjYIJ6MepA @DanielleNicki It was Lamott again who observed that for every person who actually wants to WRITE, to sit alone wit… https://t.co/1hb5QXc2qj @DanielleNicki "Write what you love" sounds hippy-dippy until you add the amendment "because otherwise there's no w… https://t.co/6ZUmSEn8j6 @DanielleNicki @ANNELAMOTT Lessee, what else, lessons... most of writing is a skill that almost anyone can learn. "… https://t.co/qL9sIsCuxk @DanielleNicki @ANNELAMOTT has a line about how writers (and addicts) tend to view ourselves as "the turd around wh… https://t.co/RxJvq9NLjb @DanielleNicki I find it hard, but necessary, to strike a balance between my impulse that "I am a GOLDEN GOD, I cre… https://t.co/XyHHBYHF3c @DanielleNicki BLOUNT: Aw, no, it's a pain, you're always on the road, half your life in airports, then you have to… https://t.co/alHUBiLgXr @DanielleNicki But similarly, an anecdote that had a POSITIVE effect on my work attitude came from Roy Blount Jr. H… https://t.co/Qy1zSTcyrJ @DanielleNicki I will try to avoid negativity, but I often -- OFTEN -- think about this joke: Q: What's the differ… https://t.co/Pqf3SxOJr4LAST DAY! LAST DAY! LAST DAY! https://t.co/MEgsyEIUQo Every backer gets a podcast, dammit! @Moochava @k_a_aitch I don't accept that @LeavittAlone NORMAL STORE-BRAND MISERY IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR MOST OF US, JOHN @krenshar_posts ...like watching an overconfident kitten try to kill and eat a full-grown alligator... @Pramas "Ginger Gin-Pie"? @LeavittAlone You need help with that in The Year Of Our Lord 2020, do you? @AOC Many early voting locations use touchscreen voting machines, but I recommend asking to mark your ballot with a… https://t.co/W8wfAHI1fE
Retweeted by Greg StolzeI know Mitt romney very well (he and 4 other executives used to pay 10,000 dollars to shoot arrows at me on Martha’… https://t.co/cX0WmE692v
Retweeted by Greg Stolze @Moochava @k_a_aitch OK, so... what if your ethical opinions are "Everyone should get a chance and compassion is th… https://t.co/ePMJHZEbTy @rosspayton Just kickin' back, drinkin' some fermented reprocessed soy beverage, listening to the city go BAAAAWWWWW @CherylMorgan ...huh. Did NOT think this was the tweet to break quite this wide. But, hey, runnin' a KS. Why not ch… https://t.co/4TO5dOCPHW
9/23
2020
Can I hit 200 backers in 20 hours? https://t.co/MEgsyEIUQo With your help, maybe! @patrickoduffy You can be free, Patrick. Leave Zuckerberg's grotesque homunculus behind. Join us in the light. You'… https://t.co/OHYJguSjjn @CherylMorgan INTERVIEWER: (weeping) This was supposed to be a 'gotcha!' interview! JUDITH BUTLER: Oh, but from my perspective, it is.I think most Americans know when they are being mugged of their democracy.
Retweeted by Greg Stolze @casskhaw (flinches) Careful! @patrickoduffy I think... I'm not sure, but I THINK... that if I was told I either had to go back on FB for a year,… https://t.co/aJzggPCw85JB just slapping down every false premise offered to her by the interviewer here is a delight. https://t.co/NlXqGmQ2uh
Retweeted by Greg Stolze👄https://t.co/4sqGC2eLQs <—Make sure you’re registered to vote. Voting isn’t enough but the GOP’s wildly successful… https://t.co/AKEOHr1Wis
Retweeted by Greg Stolzelooking the other way at Russian bounties on our troops, Trump's disrespect of our war dead and his dangerous lies… https://t.co/DczoCfF1vF
Retweeted by Greg StolzeRepublicans at this moment are sitting on a 200,000-person death count that is of THEIR president's and his sycopha… https://t.co/CJ9q7Ihie0
Retweeted by Greg StolzeOK! Finished recording the podcast of I AM A PSYCHIC ASSASSIN FOR THE US ARMY and finished editing like the first 2… https://t.co/pgEo9h31N4Mitt Romney thinks that President Trump is guilty of offenses so grievous as to merit removal from office, but he a… https://t.co/8ztGEf3dZg
Retweeted by Greg StolzeIn conclusion, ugh.Now my face hurts. Possibly, all the normal places I hold tension and frustration (shouldets, neck, lower back) ar… https://t.co/Dw5hxe2TckIt's like, "Can I please give blood, a mildly inconvenient and painful but unambiguous Helpful Act that I've done m… https://t.co/UXdFDKsjq5I checked what time they openef before going out to give blood and got the pre-COVID info, so, that's an hour of my… https://t.co/lfVdSk4IDH
9/22
2020

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