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Maidstone United, 'real Labour', music. Loves Flavinha (@BaiocchiFlavia), and now a floating voter since Labour is now #UnderBlueManagement . Cheers, Keith.

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Joined Twitter 2/23/13


This, before she recovers from her boredom and deletes this tweet. https://t.co/19tk16AidZ @apesahoy @AaronBastani Followed by Chicken Drumsticks? Utter Bollox. They Can't Play Drums, Otherwise The UK Musi… https://t.co/25qIMIHlMV @simonmaginn If we built a wall around Kent's Tories and their idiot voters, and Surrey did the same, those border… https://t.co/GmUXLmYDlN @simonmaginn I'm f**ked if I'm joining any militia led by Farage. Just saying.Conservatives said it in 1997 and it feels an increasingly reasonable critique. Party-appointed peers are no more a… https://t.co/zHM4KGAOFn
Retweeted by Michael Clarke #3.5% #BLM #RefugeesWelcome @AaronBastani Aww, Sugar, you hazzock.I just want big business to pay their taxes, for kids to not live in poverty, the NHS to be fully funded, an end to… https://t.co/z9Y2SYIaPH
Retweeted by Michael Clarke #3.5% #BLM #RefugeesWelcomeAnd people call us extremists? I'd say this was pretty moderate, actually... Certainly reasonable. https://t.co/M4r5p3sCWF @AaronBastani Twice in one week, I've read bits of his threads, scrolled past the rest and jumped straight to the c… https://t.co/CwaFd5NoFi @rdiddyRD @laughingginge Seriously though, if anything is going to start wars, revolutions or anything like that, i… https://t.co/W0aSx95nao @LeftWingKim Outsourced to Serco, but their name always left out of it, like the government have something resembli… https://t.co/bGUf0qopLd @archangel192 @laughingginge Ah, mate, unless someone with enterprise, money, materials and the required skills bui… https://t.co/3Ayw8e39zj @laughingginge Because 👇 https://t.co/CvLxk8TsJU
Retweeted by Michael Clarke #3.5% #BLM #RefugeesWelcome @rdiddyRD @laughingginge When the quinoa runs out in Waitrose... @laughingginge Because we (the English in particular, and garrison towns everywhere) are still deferential and stil… https://t.co/E9bcmLmDKA @sodarkmark @DrewLawDesign Oh, I dunno. As long as you don't spell it with a 'u'... @gus1955 @AndrewBowie_MP Isn't he the famous, indeed the original #6ChipTwat ? @AndrewBowie_MP You lot are the very last people on the planet who can be trusted with anything. That includes usin… https://t.co/UWCpWYtA9A @sodarkmark @DrewLawDesign Ah, thanks very much. Actually, I tried a simpler way of putting it, but it would have l… https://t.co/VNy0jSwfa6 @Reverend_Makers Country Joe And The Fish famously did that anti-Vietnam War song at Woodstock. And surely, SURELY… https://t.co/08ZVybQmmm @Reverend_Makers Manic Street Preachers, and my favourite band at the moment, IDLES.It is my most fervent hope that this hog-nobbing, shed-wanking hate crime should lie awake every night, haunted by… https://t.co/e659pFepx1
Retweeted by Michael Clarke #3.5% #BLM #RefugeesWelcome @DrewLawDesign In what can be best described as a near-miss in terms of nominative determinism, which MP's surname… https://t.co/Vs5j3jBLp1 @TheBembridge After donkey's years as Britain's least funniest stand-up, @rustyrockets finally utters a line that i… https://t.co/amAGfJrWt0 @SaurusRoger @TheBembridge @VolvoMan17 Whoa! 😂💨😳.@MarkBrendsTweet Hi Mark. We believe in a society built on mutual respect and are committed to representing the di… https://t.co/qG9xBvF9Bo
Retweeted by Michael Clarke #3.5% #BLM #RefugeesWelcome @AnneLai31821380 @LanternsBlue Saddened, eh? Sounds like the cue for a tune... https://t.co/H6ud7J5I70 @AaronBastani He's either winding us up or he's a f**king idiot. @BoyCharioteer They've been like that for a while. Utter planks, the pair of them. @Independent 'You're not my best friend,' the little girl said. 'I recognise that voice. 'I know you like women, bu… https://t.co/VU6XgVnXAu @theeaglecanfly @suejonessays @SueSuezep It's probably not the first time Johnson has paid off someone's wife on th… https://t.co/qbaklNFUqIPlease, please don’t call what has been happening in Britain these past six months ‘incompetence’. What we have wit… https://t.co/E5iXPw88GL
Retweeted by Michael Clarke #3.5% #BLM #RefugeesWelcome @LanternsBlue @WarmongerHodges He's dipping his toe into those waters by the look of it.Jeremy Corbyn voted against legalising torture. Keir Starmer abstained. Such a relief to have a proper opposition… https://t.co/3ftxLqtfTV
Retweeted by Michael Clarke #3.5% #BLM #RefugeesWelcomeThere are times when that stupid voice of his reminds me of Eric Cartman in South Park. 😄 https://t.co/OeKLHUhwzDOK, that's my lot. This is my last tweet for today. See you all tomorrow, and, to quote the late, great Dave Allen,… https://t.co/uVQp3xNpi8Essentially today's latest embarrassment by @Keir_Starmer and @UKLabour confirms that if you are in any way left wi… https://t.co/Qc7ojNQTrU
Retweeted by Michael Clarke #3.5% #BLM #RefugeesWelcomeNormalisation of a repressive regime? Nothing about this govt is normal - think back 1 year and compare the amount… https://t.co/29vLe5mT6a
Retweeted by Michael Clarke #3.5% #BLM #RefugeesWelcome @DrewLawDesign A person? You flatter him. I'm looking at a toenail clipping that is more intelligent than Dominic Raab.And now the invertebrate has himself sacked her from the Shad cab for the crime of having a spine https://t.co/s2OpB2nZAb
Retweeted by Michael Clarke #3.5% #BLM #RefugeesWelcome @JamesEFoster @RuthMorgan63 Totally agree. And funnily enough, right above your tweet on my timeline, this... https://t.co/2cNxedbowoDisgusting move by Sir Keir. Disgusting. https://t.co/9tieuWk22g
Retweeted by Michael Clarke #3.5% #BLM #RefugeesWelcomeAwkward. https://t.co/cWAdlWoz14
Retweeted by Michael Clarke #3.5% #BLM #RefugeesWelcomeKeir Starmer has insulted hundreds of thousands of Labour members who traipsed around streets in the cold & torrent… https://t.co/z3PZcxIWEz
Retweeted by Michael Clarke #3.5% #BLM #RefugeesWelcomeLefties have a way better sense of humour than Centrist melts Love you all yer Marxist wankers 😉😘😘
Retweeted by Michael Clarke #3.5% #BLM #RefugeesWelcome @NicknNora1 @TheSocialistDad Drumroll, cymbal, thangyougoonite. @senderofpoo @TheSocialistDad Well, centrists are a bit shit, to be fair. Not one good idea between them, and they… https://t.co/Fvg8H0CRlK @TheSocialistDad Back at yer, you Trotskyist tosspot. 😂😂 @TheSocialistDad Haha, you're not wrong. We bloody need a sense of humour, what with all the crap we have to put up with. @SyHawkes @Keir_Starmer Can't say I have, Sy. Not a peep.Love it that all the mega Tories in Kent who voted Brexit are going to be living in a lorry park!
Retweeted by Michael Clarke #3.5% #BLM #RefugeesWelcome @melaniekmelvin As a Kent native who DIDN'T and never will vote Tory, I'm falling about. Serves the buggers right. @JohnJCrace Build That Wall...preferably around all the Tory voters lowering the tone of this fine county. @mleach44 @HuwSayer @JohnJCrace @aakhtar @Wikipedia Bloody hell, which one is which, when Wikipedia and KM Kent Onl… https://t.co/v9ZatoVSyW @robadams123 @republicofkent @GetBrexit_Done I'd say independence will do us a great Deal of good.
9/24
2020
@mleach44 @HuwSayer @JohnJCrace @aakhtar @Wikipedia Well, I was born in Pembury, not far from Tunbridge Wells, so.… https://t.co/ytGwYvslIu @JohnLeBrocq @JohnJCrace Well, I tried to warn my fellow compadres about the perils of voting Conservative because of tradition... @deiddug @cosmiclandmine Good job I'm not eating...ow, my eyes. 😄 @Steveeejg See what? Where? There? Hang on....hang on...yeah. I can just about make it out. 😆 @earthygirl011 Well, you don't 'get over' or 'move on' from socialism any more than would from Christianity or even… https://t.co/AoZ6YXKTQp @logical4ever @Conservatives You're just testing us out, aren't you...😄 @drummergirl1971 @DanielWBmouth @Kimberley_Dart Fair comment, although they would argue that their subs were misuse… https://t.co/QwrSZgf6fL @troovus Beergut 100, judging by the one on the, ahem, left... @StuartHumphryes This reminds me of the strange monochrome album covers that the late Peter Vaughan designed for ba… https://t.co/n89GsWRbJ1 @StuartHumphryes That's a Captain Beefheart album cover right there.Of all the decades of photos I've restored, the 1850s look the most sensational, bursting with character! When I ge… https://t.co/zslGEuJmN5
Retweeted by Michael Clarke #3.5% #BLM #RefugeesWelcome'Thanks for coming round for dinner, chaps. You know, you four would look great on a Captain Beefheart album cover… https://t.co/GtmSLGYrbEWell, I'm not one of them. My follow is staying put, thank you. 🙂 https://t.co/0y9bovr3LJ @flowerchucker @DanielWBmouth Ah well, never mind, eh. Make a cuppa, move on...😁 @DanielWBmouth @Kimberley_Dart Trouble is, to some folk, flouncing off in a strop seems to make them feel better. I… https://t.co/AsFIWt2WMK @Kimberley_Dart @DanielWBmouth Sounds fair enough to me. @DanielWBmouth Oh yeah, almost forgot, here's the link to that tweet. https://t.co/mmwSiJItrK @DanielWBmouth Well, immediately above your tweet was this, which makes a sound point, even though I don't entirely… https://t.co/r0NU3hrHeo @JamesEFoster I see your point and I agree in principle, but continued party membership doesn't come for free. They… https://t.co/YxN1t6CfIJ @h_ludington @DrewLawDesign Lovingly plaited? 😂 @DrewLawDesign Correct. Have a peanut. https://t.co/cLHMfSRFUQ @DrewLawDesign What colours are my beard? https://t.co/e3VhXJlsKe @DrewLawDesign What's Boris Johnson's favourite self-help manual? @DrewLawDesign What are the dominant hair colours of the entire Conservative Party membership? @bolshevik_bee @georgegalloway @ByzantP @Keir_Starmer Check size of said Keith. It needs to be small enough to fit… https://t.co/dZDqEv8vMNThanks, GG, for saying in three simple words what it takes me all 250 characters to say. If you want a speech-write… https://t.co/lMdTvnrVVQ @Keir_Starmer Right. So convince us that you're not just going to be a caretaker government, only there because the… https://t.co/tgsXH1n0iw @Keir_Starmer Don't we all want this? Which is why we had such high hopes for your predecessor. But you and a few o… https://t.co/e3QJgqo1vO
9/23
2020
10 people followed me and 3 people unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/FpxZHb5S2qIn the hearing to extradite the award-winning Australian journalist, Julian Assange, the US prosecution is callousl… https://t.co/FxNt4U9sBL
Retweeted by Michael Clarke #3.5% #BLM #RefugeesWelcome @michaeljswalker Blue Labour seem to think us northerners want to hear racist dog whistles, rather than policies to… https://t.co/Uc0AwM18Qg
Retweeted by Michael Clarke #3.5% #BLM #RefugeesWelcome1. People don't hate "foreigners" because they are born racist. People hate "foreigners" because they have been tol… https://t.co/TusHF8enXG
Retweeted by Michael Clarke #3.5% #BLM #RefugeesWelcomeWe are entering an incredibly dangerous time in human history and yet the Left are fucking mess!
Retweeted by Michael Clarke #3.5% #BLM #RefugeesWelcome @DanielFooksArt Have you got Netflix? Watch this. It’s incredible https://t.co/fGd5yUdhau
Retweeted by Michael Clarke #3.5% #BLM #RefugeesWelcomeIt's not the job of the Labour Party to strengthen the racist Tory narrative. It's the job of the Labour Party to c… https://t.co/8OeUT9GxKZ
Retweeted by Michael Clarke #3.5% #BLM #RefugeesWelcome @TelStunters @KelgoreTrout Tune. Also Sheela-Na-Gig. @KelgoreTrout Gigantic by Pixies. Cannonball by The Breeders. Both of which feature Kim Deal on the credits. @AndyPcom Is FBPE still a thing, what with Starmer now saying he will respect the EU referendum result, the LibDems… https://t.co/0flQFaRay0 @TheMendozaWoman https://t.co/GX9OTa0FKI
Retweeted by Michael Clarke #3.5% #BLM #RefugeesWelcome
9/22
2020
@Rachael_Swindon As they got back in the boat, one of them said, 'Here, that reminds me. Did we finish that tin of button mushrooms?' @Rachael_Swindon Then they hurried back to the boat, some retching, others covering children's eyes with their hand… https://t.co/mMdnuOeDFISo this week we learnt: Rail franchises don't work. Water privatisation didn't work Privatised testing and trackin… https://t.co/Dkrhuwpjhf
Retweeted by Michael Clarke #3.5% #BLM #RefugeesWelcomeSocialism, Socialism, Socialism. #ThreeWordsForKeir @JamesCleverly @AlexCrawfordSky We didn't need Sky's Alex Crawford to highlight this to the world and what's more,… https://t.co/ETii3k4EN5The Most Corrupt Country in the World is Britain @GeorgeMonbiot https://t.co/D1VLhrySY6
Retweeted by Michael Clarke #3.5% #BLM #RefugeesWelcome
9/21
2020

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