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Garrett Martin @grmartin Atlanta/Marietta/Roswell

Senior Editor at Paste Magazine. @paste_comedy, @pastegames, theme parks, Disney, travel, tech, music, wrestling, pinball, endless self-promotion...

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Joined Twitter 12/2/08


the new Michelle Wolf special is on Netflix today and I enjoyed it. you might too.here's our assistant comedy editor @OhhCathcart with a great piece on some of the top photographers specializing in… https://t.co/3fcehLyNnk @GoddTill Jandek is incredible and there’s absolutely a time and a place for it but driving to Chipotle at 2 on a Tuesday ain’t ityou’re kinda living on the edge when you do an all songs shuffle on an iPhone with a dozen Jandek albums on itit is nice to be able to watch something like this and see my representative and not be embarrassed by them. Lucy M… https://t.co/z02Anpc691 @_denisesalcedo @Camila_Cabello what Atlanta neighborhoods does she mention this timeI watched some of the impeachment hearings on a flight today because I want people to think I am a serious adult an… https://t.co/uIP3gObpVg @OptimistPanda I do not know of any! lots of debate online about what constitutes theme irt theme parks though, but… https://t.co/LSmHShK5Ei @bokista a couple of things I saw on Instagram or hereunderrated videogame name https://t.co/DL5MC7wchhit is interesting to hear how people got into writing about theme parks because there’s no clear path to follow for… https://t.co/bQVK0IaFJ5New Japan running Atlanta before AEW does is surprising
12/10
2019
De Niro might’ve looked weird but The Irishman’s de-aging tech worked really well with Pesci. https://t.co/7Vjo3aph7Mwhere did people go to hear everybody’s opinions on movie trailers before twitterI won't believe that thing is actually a Baby Yoda until it has a showstopping meltdown on an airplanethe end result of the Nike swoosh on the front of MLB jerseys is me thinking teams are named things like the Detroi… https://t.co/fGIUtvVusqUniversal Hollywood’s version of The Mummy is like half a ridehttps://t.co/35VB5AvNeG @bcfortenberry maybe the first time I realized an actor was good at playing an unlikable character, when I was like seven or something?René Auberjonois was good in those Altman movies and gave a classic sitcom performance in Benson. honestly didn’t e… https://t.co/Rp7EtbW3Ks
12/9
2019
@GoddTill go listen to Podcast: The RideI’ve only listened to two episodes of the City Walk Saga and yet I immediately feel like I know this placeonly three Je Suis France songs in my top 20 of the year on Spotify, I’m slipping @maltyhops background ham @Benglesmith okay, the only good holiday overlay that’s easily accessible to people in America @steve_foxe Jack would agree with me @bokista I absolutely love itIt’s a Small World has the only good holiday overlayI wouldn’t wish the pain of being a Georgia sports fan on anybody. even YouTubers.
12/8
2019
just saw what might be the Clash Royale League equivalent of Game 7 of the 1992 NLCS @WendyrPR yep—Ready or Not, the one where they play hide and seek.okay no it’s still those damn Mississippi State cowbellsobviously everything about every non-Georgia SEC team is endlessly annoying but the whole “geaux tigers” thing might be the worstwondering if I can get ‘em to put the Dawgs game on one of these giant TVs at the esports tournamentYoung Andy Richter plays esports https://t.co/Im61yvXmqdthere is a player at this esport named Dandelion and I think he is my favoritethis show is good. give it a shot. https://t.co/UZUSW16lYy @thebstardsback not bad. worked fine on a flight. @thebstardsback yep!I spent an entire movie thinking somebody was Margot Robbie and they weren’t
12/7
2019
Delta has an entirely different safety video today than yesterday. @JonesOnTheNBA @jaredrusso what if they offer JD and the Straight Shot a slot at Farm Aid @AStraww @PasteMagazine Nothing like it!here's me talking to @JosephPera about the second season of Joe Pera Talks with You, which starts tonight on Adult… https://t.co/KfF7bLZ0eO @PasteMagazine @AStraww there is a very short sensation of falling--by the time you feel it / realize it's happening it's already over.okay here are my thoughts on Rise of the Resistance. it's pretty much a classic. https://t.co/661s5r6KMQGeorge Lucas calling it "the Force" shows the same kind of thinking and dedication as Roger Meyers Jr. naming him "Poochie" @david_j_roth him and Nicolas Cage and Adrien Brody are always fighting over who gets to play Bruce Willis's younge… https://t.co/NU1JULLgPg @david_j_roth I can't vouch for the "competently made" part but I feel like this is all John Cusack has gotten to d… https://t.co/qSK9QJLrDGsimilarities between pinball and theme parks: hardcore fans want original concepts, but almost everything new is IP… https://t.co/T1XgS4j7JDthere is going to be a Rick and Morty pinball machine https://t.co/HgXcZ94Jecoh yeah lotsa #RiseOfTheResistance photos over here https://t.co/G1FxmBb8Z0I don’t even remember the name of that Netflix show but it has the Halt and Catch Fire teen and Pamela Adlon’s kid… https://t.co/9ISrDc8q9Ncan’t remember if I voted but my ballot would’ve been: Righteous Gemstones, I Think You Should Leave, Sherman’s Sho… https://t.co/MNPe9iuIyXpaste ran its list of the year’s best tv shows today: https://t.co/wuXTvYPSJn#RiseOfTheResistance https://t.co/umU54fHDlC
12/6
2019
@NotThatTomGreen well they’re like 0 for 1000 with this thingSpotify’s algorithm must be busted. this is full of stuff I’ve never even listened to once. https://t.co/1DcXFYMo1xWe've ridden Rise of the Resistance, the amazing new ride at Disney's Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge in Florida, a half d… https://t.co/axkQjvjTZi
Retweeted by Garrett Martinwill always remember 2019 as the year I discovered Neil Young https://t.co/rd85GiTYNvlook for my full thoughts tomorrow but yes, again, this ride is fantastic #RiseOfTheResistance https://t.co/YzWK4c8SH1Without further ado, here are the best videogames of 2019: https://t.co/1E4LR6ehXR
Retweeted by Garrett Martin @SarraSedghi is Mark E. Smith on itfancy mice! https://t.co/36onlhrkNf(that’s Nien Nunb in the background) https://t.co/MlrQoawhhmmade a friend https://t.co/rVCP8tIvjV
12/5
2019
@ohlaika_ the nemesis of Jimmy Smitswhat kind of Star Wars character would Andy Garcia playblue is the star warsest color https://t.co/mtg0I79DuQ @NEwertKrocker at the topWe've ridden Rise of the Resistance, the amazing new ride at Disney's Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge in Florida, a half d… https://t.co/xAeNhYBWcl
Retweeted by Garrett Martin @dialacina the good thing about lists is that anybody's free to rearrange any of the numbers as they see fit. or th… https://t.co/cIXhTuQPTNhere is a list of the best games of a year https://t.co/Oc6KQ1xQhujust gonna keep refining this one https://t.co/zswoezIvWgI don’t believe anybody anywhere is actually excited about Mayor Pete @jonsolomon @newartillery a real delight for true Nunbheads @jonsolomon @newartillery yes sir!always put hammocks in the media roomhttps://t.co/XIAaYfHsg9ok I have made gifs, turn these into the next giant bomb guy, twitter https://t.co/Nbdo5qbi8Wall reaction memes should be Nien Nunb now https://t.co/p4hQNd7uJxexpect more at Paste soon-ishhttps://t.co/8ypmRsBPXWokay I just got off Rise of the Resistance and hey: it’s great. geez. wow. @ohlaika_ did not see that area but based on what I did see I think that might have been scrapped to make room for the ridetook a short tour of the Mickey and Minnie’s Runaway Railway building and Disney-MGM Studios traditionalists will b… https://t.co/V3AjGNcpDYmore Rise of the Resistance content over here https://t.co/HjwASl2Vtrhow much would it suck if your dad was a stormtrooper #RiseOfTheResistance https://t.co/l8zZqurB0F @ScottMadin if uber existed in 1995 WWF would've had an "uber driver who wrestled" character @kasavin I honestly never played Tekken 3! sounds great though. @kasavin this would be my list too but with Um Jammer Lammy taking Tekken's placethese adorable puppets seemed so real that I was ready to die for them https://t.co/Hi6U5t8IVVfireworks are cool https://t.co/FXeO3rSWInfigment cakes https://t.co/R7ZXjnUJh8Epcot’s new Canada circlevision film will be narrated by Eugene Levy and Catherine O’Hara—hopefully as Bobby Bittman and Lola HeathertonGalactic Starcruiser opens in 2021 @steve_foxe RotR event but all kindsa stuff going downso Mickey and Minnie’s Runaway Railway is opening up on March 4, 2020oh hey there https://t.co/WfNuEJcjZS
12/4
2019
oh hey I blurbed Disney+’s The Imagineering Story for Paste https://t.co/in5qmsVvR4
12/3
2019

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