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Senior Editor at Paste Magazine. @paste_comedy, @pastegames, theme parks, Disney, travel, tech, music, wrestling, pinball, and more.

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@CaseyMalone uh just play minit instead it takes no time and is much better than the fortnite bizwhenever I see @elonmusk’s name I immediately think of musk-flavored lifesavers and paul lukas’s beer frame zine @samhouston @elonmusk is he the guy Fleetwood Mac was singing aboutis it a tv guy or somethingfeel a little dumb asking this but uh who is @elonmusk @DashWallkick dude is toast when Trumpism ends. more mainstream craven right-wing a-holes like the entire Fox News… https://t.co/W32AAXP2c3 @emilyofpratt is this real stained glass or am I easily fooled by shenanigans @evkmack that is how I just learned about it!there was a Canadian Howdy Doody show and it was called The Canadian Howdy Doody Show https://t.co/lSp9rYi5ADpeople get worked by Kanye pretty easilyhad never really thought of David Simon shows as being all that influenced by Altman until I started watching Treme… https://t.co/RLBWYyONxlthere are probably people who know Harvey Keitel exclusively from National Treasurethey go shopping at an Urban Outfitters in National TreasureHamilton’s good but it’s got nothing on the first five minutes of National Treasure @grmartin You can never retweet the big chicken enough. Here is the Big Chicken Wil and I made years ago in Minecra… https://t.co/ZnKGMPQbrZ
Retweeted by Garrett Martinpretty sure I tweet a photo of the Big Chicken whenever I drive by it and I am sorry for being so repetitive @misskittyf always thought the joke behind Kenneth being from there was because Stone Mountain wasn’t like that, an… https://t.co/ZfJiEZnBNK
7/5
2020
@JohnnyChugs my hometown’s major landmarkwhat america means to me https://t.co/br00Jmn1hU @Chef_Lu_Bu @taylorcocke driving from Atlanta to Texarkana and back in 28 hours to bootleg a bunch of Coors is quite the odysseythey bought a zoo https://t.co/aPPfiuskUQHamilton’s good. I can see why nerds like it so much.people talk for 105 minutes https://t.co/aPPfiuskUQ
7/4
2020
if Disney Infinity lasted longer there’s a 100% chance there’d be at least one Lin-Manuel Miranda figuremusicals need to embrace how inherently square they are and not try to be coolif Broadway had mockbusters like Hollywood somebody would’ve made a musical about Hannibal’s dad Hamilcarvery useful tool here https://t.co/ldl47WpIZy @tholzerman what he's been doing with Hangman is way more interesting than if he was just having a series of feuds… https://t.co/Kp6p3BSmlcI forgot there was a new Hannibal Buress special coming out today. https://t.co/5ERf9DmgX8I don’t recommend doing it anytime soon (wait for a vaccine) but if you’ve never ridden Monster Mansion (fka Monste… https://t.co/g3sZ136Hr6 @chrisgrant apparently Tongue of the Fatman was ‘89 so I guess CivilizationLuke Hawx was in this episode of Tremewas digging Treme until its despicable anti-Atlanta agenda surfaced in the fourth episodethis looks like a 30 Rock joke https://t.co/Y8oNuphMMm
7/3
2020
@Kevin_Church cash, jobsi do wish the moderator didn't change the subject after this https://t.co/gDHx5T3JCR
Retweeted by Garrett MartinTake a sneak peek at the upcoming Super Nintendo World theme park land coming to Universal Studios.… https://t.co/ROye7WyJVL
Retweeted by Garrett MartinAfter ages trying to work the weirdness of the shows that fit this precis out, I wrote about the disorientingly nov… https://t.co/VpT3tRHVQD
Retweeted by Garrett Martin @mousterpiece the switchback thing was the most surprising--like, how did they not think about that? it's not hard… https://t.co/ljz4ypZbml @mariamnotmiriam yes it was hard for me to type "mansion" and not the original name but y'know they had a pretty da… https://t.co/2oYk3k2W14 @mariamnotmiriam they changed the name in 2009 but otherwise it's basically the same.I went to a theme park during a pandemic and I don't recommend it. Stay smart and safe. https://t.co/x0Ptb3O68Xdemocrats are so angry that trump is giving out poorly rendered cg coins that somehow distort the size and proporti… https://t.co/YqfJ8NUdPoLooking for a new videogame? Here are five ones coming out in July that we're looking forward to playing, from a ne… https://t.co/iVQ47wupWK
Retweeted by Garrett MartinI'd watch a Fallout TV show if it starred Will Forte, Kristen Schaal, Mel Rodriguez, January Jones, Mary Steenburgen and Cleopatra Coleman @taylorcocke @SHBL_Tim yeah this is an attackfinished an episode of Treme, walked into the living room, and my wife asked me what I was watching that had so many Popeye’s adshey, so, was that Jake Hager's best pro wrestling match tonight, or what @nicvargus @taylorcocke absolutely @nicvargus @taylorcocke one of the all-time best, but they inspired a lot of really bad bands @taylorcocke true. I was worried about that before I tweeted. @taylorcocke Neutral Milk HotelI respect Treme’s commitment to making Steve Zahn’s character the most obnoxious one in TV historyJericho is so great at color commentary. he talks so much and yet everything he says fits perfectly with the match… https://t.co/IaM2jJqISRrunning behind on Dynamite. pretty sure Jericho is the only wrestling commentator who would ever make an Anvil refe… https://t.co/PtU0TFbfBM @bathyspheres at least HBO Max has an alphabetized list of its movies. updating Paste’s comedies list is a pain for… https://t.co/cs8XBKSI4R
7/2
2020
If you want to support restaurants right now, order takeout, wear a mask. Don't put the lives of those you claim to… https://t.co/ZwNSL6C6BN
Retweeted by Garrett Martin @mhcovill maybe? we'll just do one more final one right before the ps5 comes out. if those two are good they might make the cut.probably the second-to-last time I'll be able to update this list https://t.co/PMDYxacxc3so Beavis and Butt-Head are going to make fun of TikToks now I guessif you haven't seen all the responses to this, yes, this is Dan Hedayacan you tell who this actor is based on their official Rotten Tomatoes photo https://t.co/HRfAOq4dR3 @jowens510 okay, okay, that's true. I will say Amazon's better at recommending me stuff I actually want to see than… https://t.co/aVBhPvwvAJhow is Netflix, the biggest and oldest streaming service, still the worst when it comes to organizing its content @KCoxDC I annoy the hell out of my wife with the relative time stuff. unintentionally. I just can't stop thinking about it.39 years old. 39 years before this came out the U.S. had been in World War II for only about six months. https://t.co/OrcsN14dwwDia's back with some of the best videogame summer jams https://t.co/2JbCJ949Vhsacred imagery of bob odenkirk and david cross playing super smash brothers melee https://t.co/7GTElRIpKH
Retweeted by Garrett Martin @ShaneWatch I wasn't allowed to go in there unless one of my older brothers was with me. @dialacina remember: not every sentence needs to be its own paragraph @waltlilly never trusted these dudes. INXS should’ve been next.For all the people of color who work on games, promote games, make songs about games, we want your cool talks, and… https://t.co/rMT6BxcSvm
Retweeted by Garrett Martin @kelseyr713 so many old game console boxes in my basementcan you just, like, buy a catapultfor people who think Song of the South is ancient and forgotten: they last rereleased that thing in theaters in the… https://t.co/Eeh2bXYLUMfinal plug on this one but over the weekend I wrote about the history of Splash Mountain and its links to Song of t… https://t.co/pFMJ3YsHKZ @VicBergerIV @realDonaldTrump @DanScavino ready to slip right into a national tour of the Young Frankenstein musical next Januarydid not expect to spend a good third of Suspiria thinking about the old man who played Commissioner Gordon
7/1
2020
@helloannieblack them pointing out in the intro which ones didn’t make the cut is dumb though. @helloannieblack goes both ways. how many heavily hyped records made their best of list only because they didn’t wa… https://t.co/FVMnwpI2IT @helloannieblack it’s got Sightings, which is awesome. and Superchunk, even if it’s the least great of the three th… https://t.co/wQLppDdzPYNever forget how much Carl Reiner loved The Net (1995) https://t.co/1Gu65n1s5B
Retweeted by Garrett Martin @taylorcocke the bands that I hate though picked up less on his earnestness than on his fixation with history, the… https://t.co/iLagsiu47b @taylorcocke seems like it. earnestness usually drives me nuts in music but Mangum more than pulled it off. @taylorcocke my version of this is Neutral Milk Hotel--an amazing band that directly inspired the worst shit everFrom One Day at a Time to The Expanding Universe of Ashley Garcia, Netflix has turned the formulaic multicam sitcom… https://t.co/8CsJdzEjKR
Retweeted by Garrett Martinhey: here's a great record. https://t.co/xQZTgQAJokThe Last of Us Part II is the first big budget, blockbuster videogame in which @heartimecia can see herself, with i… https://t.co/HHi7lYHIZQ
Retweeted by Garrett Martin @heartimecia ha wow thanks again! it's been great working with you and I'm excited for what comes next.this is bad https://t.co/5O4jtQKO4XI love that his last role was Carl Reineroceros https://t.co/CE7Dk59TdL @appleciderwitch at one point 90% of the world's carpet was manufactured by companies based in Dalton. the biggest… https://t.co/98BSTaTxTYMeltzer gonna bio Carl Reiner in the Observer 'cuz of this one movie @TheBlackNerd right? @appleciderwitch did you know before this that northwest Georgia--primarily the town of Dalton, where my wife is fr… https://t.co/bZsL7eO5mgokay he also directed a movie right before The Jerk where Henry Winkler plays a Gorgeous George-style pro wrestler… https://t.co/rIyde3bhvvthe first two movies Carl Reiner directed haven't been released on home video since the VHS eracarl reiner the real goatfuck it: I’m really gonna watch Treme this timeokay I am watching the original Suspiria for the first time and how have I never heard that one of the characters s… https://t.co/MP3pQouymw
6/30
2020

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