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Garrett Martin @grmartin Atlanta/Marietta/Roswell

Senior Editor at Paste Magazine. @paste_comedy, @pastegames, theme parks, Disney, travel, tech, music, wrestling, pinball, endless self-promotion...

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Nintendo's getting a theme park world at Universal Studios, and here's everything our games editor and theme park e… https://t.co/HFyZTnOp3F
Retweeted by Garrett Martinanother perfect france release https://t.co/thwcVzGoAhcatching up on Joe Pera Talks with You and I have no idea if “In the Dining Room” is a real song from 1980 or notput Radio Raheem Toad in Mario Kart
1/17
2020
yeah the rumored rides sound nice but the thing I'm most excited about at Super Nintendo World is Boombox Toad https://t.co/CcJvysBxdqsome fun georgia facts! -both of GA’s senate seats are up for election in 2020 -you need to register by 2/24 to vo… https://t.co/2DgfrZxdSV
Retweeted by Garrett Martin @jason_m_heller Guided by Voices and Yo La Tengo in '99/2000; Oneida, Life Without Buildings and Lightning Bolt from late 2000 through 2001.I WAS HOSPITALIZED FOR APPROACHING PERFECTION! https://t.co/qye0TUUQLj
Retweeted by Garrett Martin @gregbuchanan What the Golf, Grindstone, Dear Reader, Card of Darknesssaw a tweet mentioning "big Bright Eyes news" and yeah I love a good oxymoron too @BenCarass look forward to seeing #BenCarassIsOverParty trending soon.@LAFergs reviews the new HBO series #Avenue5, a space comedy epic from 'Veep' creator Armando Iannucci:… https://t.co/vsxbwUgfXC
Retweeted by Garrett Martin @savokanikan people I never wanna meet#PutTheHammsBearInSmash https://t.co/4890dHs2gsDonald Duck dreams of hunting uranium https://t.co/YhnOfg2jnuDarby Allin is my wife’s favorite wrestler. She actually gets invested in his matches, which doesn’t happen with anybody else.Tony Schiavone looks the way I feel about this whole Bernie/Warren stuff https://t.co/et0VAGWu7oAEW gonna run through every classic angle in a year and I am going to love every second of itNightmare Collective recruited the wrong Mel https://t.co/Qm9d60osm1 @lafergs who doesn’t love Lowell or Antoniodid Tony Schiavone just say that Mel was a big Wings fan
1/16
2020
@carlyewisel you gotta pay up if you want to enter the Zen Zone @epitasis it's like they just added the live+7 ratings for every episode together @bokista those ads are programmatic so that tells me you're a Trump (and Bloomberg) fan, I guess? @bokista uh wha @sundownmotel I really don't see how PAC returns. even if Vince is out of the picture I still see 'em holding how P… https://t.co/mJ5H5U5NUI @ckayfabe @steve_foxe eh, I never toast 'em. I never toast any bread unless I'm ordering toast.here's me, being all skeptical of tech and whatnot https://t.co/mPKcWtz16Band here's some more info on AEW and Warner's new deal, with some notes on terms as first reported by Dave Meltzer https://t.co/04NVr9JeEw @pattymo did he execute the bastards or was he a bastard.Star Wars: Rise of the Resistance opens at Disneyland on Friday. Here's what I wrote about the Disney World version… https://t.co/9JYHW2TgbRhey New York: Je Suis France is playing Alphaville on 2/15 with Mick Trouble. hope to see ya. lemme caution you tho… https://t.co/NAVEtSnQ7Jhere's a really good interview from @heartimecia https://t.co/k9q4x4xEwyif you are interested in writing reviews and features about the comedy business I might want to talk to you. garret… https://t.co/9joYW2nLjZ @WillCarpenterJR depends on the format. if they turn Dark into a one-hour show on weekends, I'd be able to keep tra… https://t.co/VV5kaW92Atso TNT has extended AEW through 2023 and will be launching a second show on another nightpaid attention to politics and the news last night for the first time in over a week and now I wanna go out of town… https://t.co/t9N32DwbwDwhen I mentioned this to my wife earlier today I called them the "peeb-uh-dees" because even though I'm from Georgi… https://t.co/7K6ihBCdgcgtfo with this #NeverWarren #NeverBernie ish Politics is about building coalitions and if you only try to win with… https://t.co/MZEt6Ray81
Retweeted by Garrett Martinremember when Deval announced he was running for president and then promptly disappeared from public sight? what a prankster.all these democratic candidates need to stop squabbling and unite against their common enemy: Wolf Blitzer @suhhseal oh shit did you live in the well
1/15
2020
@suhhseal or that alley behind the old Engine Room / Max CanadaBurt Reynolds Hal Needham Jerry Reed https://t.co/Emqeczh1LKthe Manhattan would work too. these are Athens jokes.Peabodys should be done at the Caledonia https://t.co/PDMbk9IvO5my wife is on a flight sitting next to a man in monk robes with a Monster energy drink, those fancy wireless Apple… https://t.co/2ITRsdkPBh @winnersusedrugs desperately hoping they invite US press to the Japanese opening @SarraSedghi does Vegas count as theme parkit has been over five weeks since I have been to a theme park which means my defenses against the real world are al… https://t.co/kC0x8DLYakHi! There's an editor job open at Kotaku. =D I'd be thrilled if we had another POC/queer person on our team, so ple… https://t.co/zc0sRKIaxa
Retweeted by Garrett Martin @penguins Bruno. obviously.very glad to have no idea what is happening between Warren and Sanders right now.this is not how trumpets or shrimp work https://t.co/EFFe7fERMfif you’re looking for a dinner and a show in Las Vegas I can heartily recommend the Mayfair Supper Club at the Bell… https://t.co/Yt8qh4uFvPhttps://t.co/L6YVVnnup7vegas is back https://t.co/WGd7jYWWzJ @SarraSedghi maybe they mean juicing like steroids
1/14
2020
@atomic_elbow don’t tell Lawler that. or Ted Dibiase—unless dropping from the turnbuckle makes a closed-fist punch legal. @BondJohnBond he’s the best pure puncher in sports entertainment history!well this looks really stupid https://t.co/ChBsge78gC @aaronvandorn a production could use the data for, say, Paris and have a backdrop that looks realistic. @aaronvandorn and they link up the projections with the angle and motion of the camera to mimic how the light and v… https://t.co/YfHvaOiXRBone-year suspensions for an elaborate, multi-season sign-stealing scheme seem a little light compared to how John C… https://t.co/wL7zYcXPwu @aaronvandorn it's not CGI though. it's like a fancy new version of the rear projection stuff they used to do in dr… https://t.co/CF92O3vn6fSony was showing off a virtual film set at CES that could make movie production cheaper and might also have some th… https://t.co/sCyBqKbbm1 @velocciraptor you don't get to be as meaningless as the Emmys or Grammys overnightI've tweeted a few times that the Oscars are the only major entertainment awards that have any credibility at all a… https://t.co/77TgDvUWePam I actually gonna have to watch the dumb murder clown moviemob museum was way better than I expected. only complaint is that the small bit on Tampa didn't mention Sal Italian… https://t.co/cFtkKwurDl @RossWBermanIV yeah but what are they talking about when they do that?wonder if the mob had a hard time deciding who’s gonna rent the minivan when they do a weekend tour (of murder)the mob is like my college friends but instead of using music to hang out together they use murderat the mob museum. these guys really like murder!
1/13
2020
Frankie’s is still a top shelf joint https://t.co/lETlWImiUNthe shrunken head of Disney Imagineer Bob Gurr https://t.co/ACsJUu5c8i
1/12
2020
never been there but just based on the name City of Industry, CA sounds like the most depressing place @SyamaMishra WHOI’m such a big fan of y’all and I love you too https://t.co/cBac4jS34S @LeifJohnson does that mean there’s a dog planet @LeifJohnson was it a space doghas there ever been dogs in space trek before (not counting the whale movie, because whales are a kind of dog) @sofiesucks how about those giant dumbass jengas that sound like gunshots when they inevitably collapseI did a whole Instagram story thing about those Disney mold-a-rama toys over at my Disney-focused Instagram page be… https://t.co/aeowhE0g1nhttps://t.co/EvZOrn7EMx @followthecamel @ourcityburning whoa. what’s the one they bring out for D23? I am shocked they don’t have these at the parks still. @osubluejacket they’re pretty awesome! @ourcityburning they’ve got Donald and Pluto machines herenew favorite thing at the Pinball Hall of Fame: the 1961 Disneyland Toy Factory that makes these plastic molds of D… https://t.co/ETt6a1xoZlfrom one amazing feat of human engineering to another https://t.co/lYYx3IrGAc @aaronvandorn if anything other than his garish skyscrapers and shitty golf clubs ever gets named after Trump it wo… https://t.co/ZsfXWkUyaAHoover Dam has the biggest gap in quality between an engineering feat and the president it’s named after https://t.co/ahG23zM1TEdid you know ghost towns have closing times? we weren’t able to walk around this one because we got there too late. https://t.co/hD4rk9H3oM
1/11
2020
@GoddTill Dan Rodimer. mid-‘00s WWE developmental guy.just saw a campaign sign for this Congressional candidate https://t.co/kebtOZXJKVwhy are none of Samsung's Neon "artificial humans" fat @mcnater I guess it was just called NHL Hockey at the time. @mcnater nah I was a 92 guyevery time I go to a hockey game I want to find a Genesis and play some NHL 92is it gauche to wear an Atlanta Knights jersey to a Vegas Knights game
1/10
2020

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