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Lisa @grumpyamazon61 Wiltshire, England

Trying to make it through the daily challenges of middle age. And trying to understand the Duckworth-Lewis method . . .

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Joined Twitter 7/25/16

@ElioPace @IMABuzz @mindreader444 And?? You seem surprised. It seems obvious to us. 😎😎😎 So deserved by one of our great talents! πŸ’– @1bike1world_ I hope you are wearing your sun cream! 😊😊😊 Looks gorgeous! @1bike1world_ This was how I first found you via The Dodo! Following your storing is a great way to get vicarious t…
@1bike1world_ Definitely the 1 with Mr Frog!! Too cute! 😍 @tmsproducer @BBCSport We are loving this!! I know we know the outcome, but who cares?? Still great hearing cricket… @piratejw @tiggwalker I was lucky enough to see him live many years ago, opening for The Cowboy Junkies. Amazing si… @KevinScampi Thank you Dad! I didn't know about it until I read it in the news this morning. Not helpful. Good filming job Spielberg! πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
@ElioPace @ArtrixArts That is truly truly sad. How many others will we lose before this is over??😒😒
@ElioPace @dawncruttenden I have been looking at books to read and record for my beloved great nephews. Good option! 😊 @GilesClark78 @jaglancy Covid is bloody scary, but we simply cannot allow wildlife to suffer further because of human stupidity. πŸ’”πŸ˜  @jjdesmond @liberiachimps @USAID Amazing & wonderful billboard! That would look great on a t-shirt. 😍 @KevinScampi 'Im indoors offered to cut my hair for me. Strangely, I declined . . . πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
@KevinScampi 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 I feel a song coming on! @Foggster21 ☹️☹️☹️☹️ He was such a larger then life person. Really sad after his life to be struck down this way. @ElioPace He was the 1st guitarist I saw doing the #billyjoelsongbook He was fantastic! 😊 @AnnetteBadland1 🀣🀣🀣 Absolutely hilarious!! @Foggster21 one of those moments when a parent just knows they musn't laugh-but can't help it!! 🀣🀣🀣
@henrymoeranBBC @MrsAggers having seen him twice for his live show, that looks accurate! 😊 Happy Birthday to Emma's… @EmmaBruce @eltonofficial What an amazing and special person! πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’– @MrsAggers Wow!! Please wish a huge Happy Birthday to Aggers! It feels so sad right now without cricket, not hearin… @KevinScampi 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 laughing into my cup of Earl Grey!! brilliant.
@EmmaBruce Gorgeous is looking very handsome!! My PE is consisting of moving to my biddy recliner with my cup of te…
@BHarrisCountry @WhisperingBob @EmmylouSongbird @RodneyJCrowell @BBCSounds @BBCRadio2 @springsteen 1 of my all-time… @norcrosscricket @collinsadam Thanks Dan. Please do keep us updated. We really are feeling a cricket loss. 'Im indo… @norcrosscricket @collinsadam How do we get this?? Fantastic! We have been missing our cricket-especially county ga… @ElioPace 3) just a thought. No idea how this would get started but what a great way to use isolation! Not so easy… @ElioPace 2) could this be a way for some to make a little money? How many people have unused instruments in their… @ElioPace 1) Listening to Darren Reddick today on Planet Rock. He mentioned an idea that could help some independen… @KevinScampi Don't forget the requirement for smoked salmon! Must have smoked salmon. 😁😸 @ElioPace @Howard_Goodall @edibow @GrantStottOnAir Thank you to the 3 who did respond. All you can do is try. Such…
@ElioPace @AmyRhianonWorth Wow! You to have a big closet! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Happy Birthday Amy! You 2 stay safe. Make him cook you dinner at least. 😊😊😊 @ElioPace @rickygervais @stephenfry The scary thing is people will believe this crap. 😠😠 @RNLI Sorry-couldn't help myself! I call every animal Fido. Eventually, it will be back in fashion! You guys do great work. 😁 @KevinScampi Wine. Gewutztraminer.
@RNLI I quite like Fido . . . @norcrosscricket 😳😳😳😳 Thank you for that image Daniel. I am going to find some leg hair to epilate. @norcrosscricket I got an amazing smoked trout pate from our local farmer's market a while back: gherkins and caper… @TwoPaddocks Your posts are a true balm to the soul right now! Keep 'em coming! 😁 @ElioPace @WhisperingBob I think I copied Bob in on your Insta post. He has always been a top supporter of independent artists. @AnnetteBadland1 @granitepr Glad to know there are other people who own this box set. We made it through a few seri… @GrumpyOldRick Isolation is going to lead to a lot of dodgy haircuts. Good news for hairdressers once things are better.
@TwoPaddocks 🀣🀣🀣 perfik isolation entertainment!! Thank you!
@EmmaBruce @Foggster21 🀣🀣🀣 I am not sure Cindy Crawford would be happy!!! @EmmaBruce Me, age 3 on left. Me now, on the right-of course dahlings. 🀣🀣🀣🀣 @Foggster21 Willing to have a go?? @EmmaBruce I will have to do some hunting . . . @KevinScampi I guess isolation means you can't go for a pawicure Kevin! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
@KevinScampi 🀣🀣🀣🀣Daggers & Henry: genius! @CharlesDagnall @henrymoeranBBC Laughed even harder the second time! playing the air rake and the air level: genius… @CharlesDagnall @henrymoeranBBC 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 I missed this one 1st time out! TOTAL genius!! By the way; you 2 make very pretty women!!!
@ElioPace Please see my comment on fb. I want to help- I just don't know where to go. ☹️☹️ @EmmaBruce I do have friends who went out. The NHS isn't perfect, but my god, right now, they need our support! I… @EmmaBruce πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’– @EmmaBruce I went out! Sadly, I was the only one, but I don't care. I did the right thing for me. Love you #NHS !!! πŸ’–πŸ’– @norcrosscricket We love them. Just planted seeds to grow 6 different kinds. I will send you 1 when this mess is all over! @BogdanBCG @NHSEngland πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜ nought else needs to be said. @CharlesDagnall Speedy recovery Daggers. Do your exercises!! πŸ˜€ @KevinScampi 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 Nought else to say!
@TwoPaddocks Trust me: that is 99.99999% better than a lot of stuff you hear on the radio! Keep 'em coming Sam. It cheers us up! 😍 @GrumpyOldRick Everyone should have kids like that!
@KevinScampi 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 @ElioPace It is beyond anything believable! I give any adult the right to eff up their own life if they are determi… @EmmaBruce Brace yourself . . . 😁😁😁😁😁 Don't incapacitate yourself. This too shall pass. @nywolforg πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’” when will it stop? @EmmaBruce I just can't imagine what it is like for you. Especially with your back. I will record some entertainmen… @norcrosscricket Professor Norcross! Another one I had to look up. Something I never suffer from-other worry that I…
@ElioPace We cannot underestimate how hard this will be on our young. How can they understand or accept? I can't: at the age of 58. 😒 @KevinScampi @JoanRoger7 "there ain't no easy way out". I won't give in. We have Kevin & Scampers to cheer us along… @JoanRoger7 @KevinScampi I know: but as the late, great, Tom Petty sang, " I Won't Back Down"! I will carry on trying. 😈 @woolwarehouse You are doing an amazing job! For those of us who crochet, knit, sew: you are providing a vital serv… @SomCountySports @SCCCBrianTheCat @SomersetCCC @Devcountysports 😒😒 sad, but necessary. @KevinScampi Meant to say: this is spam but the clue is any site proclaiming to sell a cure or perfect prevention a… @KevinScampi I am a Dental Nurse. We live by cross-infection rules: masks do not work to prevent you getting Covid.… @EmmaBruce An American shared this on FB-I was crying with laughter: brilliant! People will be pulling out all the… @EmmaBruce We will be OK as we have always been savers. Poor you! I wish I was closer: I would honestly help. I co… @EmmaBruce ☹️☹️☹️☹️ I hope you were better. We are now on leave. Covering a few hours of emergencies each day only.… @KevinScampi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ my normal response to you 2. You are keeping me amused anyway! @CharlesDagnall @MrsAggers 😳😳😳😳 @EmmaBruce This is so freaking funny! 🀣🀣🀣 Are you on the gin yet?!?!? @RNLI And some of us not so young! Great stuff. 😊 @norcrosscricket I do occasionally give in-I was a fan of Sex in the City until the final episode. I am thinking I… @ElioPace Huey Lewis is picking The Tracks of My Years with @RealKenBruce this week! 😊 @norcrosscricket @CharlesDagnall I am a contrary cow: I never watch anything that is too popular. Isolation could change all sorts. @norcrosscricket @CharlesDagnall I have never watched it, but my family are in Albuquerque & Santa Fe. Apparently,… @KevinScampi Holy hellfire-crying with laughter over my 1st cup of tea! I realise you have other things to do but k…
@KevinScampi Total genius! πŸ˜‚ @ElioPace @spoonfairy66 We found Elio the same way. I never thought I would be grateful to Sky Sports! @norcrosscricket I will know things are seriously desperate when it happens. @norcrosscricket And another chapter of Infinite Jest?? @KevinScampi 🀣🀣🀣 @Burwoman @Ben_garrod Thank uou! 😍
@Ben_garrod We are lucky where we are: small town, so many care. It just doesn't seem enough. I have social media t… @Ben_garrod What can we do? I will do anything I can! I am going to try to buy loo rolls & give them to elderly/NHS… @norcrosscricket @rustyjacko Yipppeeeeee! Please tell me when you get to the end! @KevinScampi By the way: this easily wins the "best thread of the year" award at the Twitters. 🀣 @KevinScampi Laughing so hard I made myself cough. Luckily no one else saw me, so I am safe from being sprayed with Dettol!
@norcrosscricket πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ another one I had to look up! I am going to learn so much from you Professor Norcross. 1 benefit to isolation. @Ben_garrod It is mind boggling the amount of stupidity going on. The Wetherspoons owner sees no issue, American Un… @norcrosscricket I understand-I think I really wanted to be able to tell them you had read it and understood it. Ho…