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Guy Branum @guybranum West Hollywood

Black Lives Matter All pronouns welcome

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Joined Twitter 5/1/09


@birmingheathen I mean, through the literary device of irony, to emphasize that he shouldn't have been cast in "The Prom". @mattjohnjanis A clear disjuncture between the stated and implied is called irony. @NBrancolini Um, William Rufus King should be nail polish fingers or a rainbow or somethin' @Athryn @brettachapman Any recs?Reed's making a nice offer, let's take him up on it and do what we can to repay him for the effort. We've all had… https://t.co/iruNYpr88TIt's great to be on Under 30 lists! But when I was 30, I wasn't even writing for money yet; I was an attorney. So t… https://t.co/Arj5HxGjs4
Retweeted by Guy BranumIt’s popular to portray Native Americans as perpetual victims who are defined by bad things that happen to them. I… https://t.co/U5VNS8ZXTd
Retweeted by Guy Branum @MattRogersTho @JohnMCochran My mom complains about eating in restaurants with a tooth-clamp thing and I keep wanti… https://t.co/lqAP2f9OWR @JohnMCochran @MattRogersTho Vanuatu is a horror. It's really survivor at its worst: people systematically removing… https://t.co/J9weclrgo9
12/2
2020
@MattRogersTho @JohnMCochran I love Caramoan AND South Pacific. I'm sure she's a lot, but Sophie is my favorite winner.We really don't NEED gay performers because it's SO MUCH FUNNIER when straight people do it, you know, because you… https://t.co/uRunosbqO4 @TylerDinucci AOC gave it a face. Bernie's a coot. AOC made it feel like a movement. @TylerDinucci Socialism talk?James Corden truly is our greatest gay musical theater performer.The essays in @guybranum book “My Life As a Goddess” start deliciously frivolous and become gradually earnest. Like… https://t.co/l0nHAzD3dC
Retweeted by Guy BranumNORTH DAKOTA hits COVID milestone: 1 out of every 800 residents dead
Retweeted by Guy Branum @RachelShukert No, Rachel, you cannot want to succeed in the world that exists. You have to wait for everything to… https://t.co/WpZFbAhOc8I’m concerned @AlisonLeiby’s bodega tweet will have irreparably torn this nation asunder by that time. https://t.co/cHhCChRmeg @ziwe @Forbes Congrats! @rebeccafp better than you'd think. the gender politics seem silly until you realize it's a sexy fantasy for moms. @TroyWalkeresq @elizaskinner @TheOrvedahl QuirkleFirst seasons of “Who’s The Boss” and “Silver Spoons” https://t.co/57DrTyyDiK @XoshaRockstar I just watched on youtube and started crying. @XoshaRockstar Thank you for letting us be here for you with this. Please let me know when Charlotte tells Big "NO" so I can start crying.It only counts as a movie if it's from the cînémà region of France otherwise it's just sparkling content.
Retweeted by Guy Branum @AllieGoertz @ziwe Cook Islands is one of the key, foundational texts of our culture. Also, Cirie should be our next President. @ziwe Interview me to work on your show again, we have things to talk about. @davemizzoni I 100% believe that just based on having a very Italian last name you would be better at cooking than Antoni. @cschleichsrun @louisvirtel Truly the highlight of my week. Very dishy! @joshgondelman I hate roostersMillenial Amy March on traveling during pandemic https://t.co/aMoQGRDadG
Retweeted by Guy Branum @ItsTheBrandi @louisvirtel @cschleichsrun The problem is none of you are Jewish enough to really relish that Gwynne… https://t.co/eZ9KsPsRSQ @cschleichsrun @louisvirtel That was really good! @ItsTheBrandi @louisvirtel @cschleichsrun I clearly dropped the ball here.That I didn’t learn this through @louisvirtel or @cschleichsrun reveals huge flaws in my social network. https://t.co/PZAHFnuh73 @JacobKaplan17 Wow @JacobKaplan17 Kid, there’s gonna come a day when you regret this one.14 year-old in a play acting out experiences he’s clearly never had https://t.co/KeORD82lx8
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12/1
2020
Let me explain Josh Hawley to you: he’s an Ivy League plutocrat who’s counting on racial and cultural resentment to… https://t.co/sgjhYIJDK5
Retweeted by Guy Branum"Now THAT is drag honey!" - the Gods watching Achilles' chariot with Hector's body attached.
Retweeted by Guy Branum @gfgibb So glad your wholesome content is over.I still can’t believe how many people are against covid contact tracing due to “privacy issues” but are perfectly f… https://t.co/T1zPCby71c
Retweeted by Guy Branum @zinoman She is, and I cannot emphasize this enough, bad at lip syncing.Mark my words: One of these TikTokers who lyp-sync stand-ups will get more famous than the most famous comic, then… https://t.co/qDgeSkEuJL
Retweeted by Guy Branumre-up https://t.co/ygLhJvP4vN
Retweeted by Guy Branum @_verticalray_ @lizadye @SSION Santa Monica too3 Jimmy’s on late night at the same time is kind of upholding white supremacy (counting James)
Retweeted by Guy BranumThe number of times I’ve experienced condescension & alienation in elite academic/cultural settings on account of w… https://t.co/N82IIX6rcD
Retweeted by Guy Branum @supermattachine No one teaches you that not all prose books are novels until college. Another path could be taking… https://t.co/egpHT5lv4k @chaedria When Designing Women came on Hulu, I realized how unusual and cool it was to have everyone on a show have… https://t.co/wSR5X5pTWE @chaedria This one KILLS me. The attempts at non-coastal TV making are either exoticizing (Fargo) or painfully inac… https://t.co/Y3DX4kZ6IZ @daniel_m_lavery We never remember she has an OscarHello, I am telling you to watch the saved by the bell reboot.
Retweeted by Guy BranumThe best nepotism girl is tracy reiner as betty spaghetti in a league of their own
Retweeted by Guy Branum"What's RUTH's story? What's RUTH about?" - 12yo Glen, watching BOSOM BUDDIES, because Holland Taylor is and was a big gay dog whistle.
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11/30
2020
Few things make me as happy as when people I hate fight.“We can’t get shit like this anymore because no one has any goddamn discipline” - me to Allan while we watch “An Am… https://t.co/x0bNPEpZnY
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11/29
2020
Before you reply to someone’s silly tweet, ask yourself, “Am I being no fun?”
Retweeted by Guy Branum @awards_watch @ADuralde Yeah, he makes a really specific tone seem perfect and effortless in SBTB. @jamesebradford @drewmorgcomedy Drew is astoundingly hot and funny but we don't need to tell him that because we do… https://t.co/E1NrHetA9K @JustinTrudeau @ItsTheBrandi Trudeau's French speechwriters are better joke writers than his anglophone ones. @akilahgreen I've been receiving a man in Kentucky's plumbing fixture invoices for six years. It really tells you a lot about your name.If you get bored during lockdown, pick a random friend and text them “I know what you’ve been saying behind my back”
Retweeted by Guy Branum @drewmorgcomedy @fiibshDIAMOND DREW MORGAN IS TRUMP'S LAST CHANCE - 💎Drew Morgan is the ELECTION LAW expert who can… https://t.co/ozX32injCL
Retweeted by Guy Branumhttps://t.co/CR1ZZZiQBe https://t.co/283lVvFUtQ @ChrisGorbos That is a good crust recipe. @MichelleButeau That jumpsuit is a revelation.Books printed, cover of a magazine, healthy kids, can still touch my toes. So many things to be thankful for y’all.… https://t.co/jNVRrAWXrf
Retweeted by Guy Branum @ADuralde yes, It's a Tracey Wigfield show. It's SO funny, it's SO nice. It's a fun deconstruction of every show wh… https://t.co/vjJhdThuJy @caradenopal My bad. @caradenopal I don’t understand this reference and it feels like an attack. @bigchaunc64 What do you mean not hating I’m saying he looks good in jeansMario Lopez wears jeans at a Tony Danza in 1986 level. @JoshSeybert It's so funny.Saved By The Bell is so good. That is what you should watch this weekend.I just watched home alone again... I’ve come to the conclusion I would love to blow Joe Pesci... this might be a pe… https://t.co/pS01VBVIGb
Retweeted by Guy BranumWhen you try to lasagna but you really Monday.
Retweeted by Guy BranumThis year is a bottle episode.
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11/28
2020
Does anyone watch “Mildred Pierce” and take Veda’s side?
Retweeted by Guy Branum @SarahThyre The cast and crew of “Mommy Dearest” @bethanyrutter Are you guys having some reverse-colonial Black Friday? @MagickalMissa @rosalindchao FairI muted the TV for about half of the scene where Laura Linney doesn't have sex with the hot guy.Laura Linney's love interest has four lines. @DanaSchwartzzz @IanKarmel I so value the heavy wetness of challah, and I don't know if that'd be heavenly in this… https://t.co/jRZ0msxrEu @guybranum @IanKarmel Guy.... it starts with homemade challah https://t.co/01usHZVeaP
Retweeted by Guy Branum @DanaSchwartzzz @IanKarmel What kinda profile are we talking here? I grew up cornbread-stuffing American so don't r… https://t.co/CNXgKa21Um @DanaSchwartzzz @IanKarmel Stop right fucking there. @cameronjawesome @SAMGREIS Luda and I did a film together. Never forget. @DanaSchwartzzz @IanKarmel Dana, I'm going to need full documentation on this Challah stuffing. Charts, diagrams, V… https://t.co/Q8yZQL8Xwb @OSheaComputer Kevin, when can we take out "Statistically, Yes" for pitches? My January is clear. @lizzwinstead Liz, I was thinking about you today. You're an Icon and a Light, and a Power and a Spirit. Your inspi… https://t.co/OFv0T8WroL @morninggloria Ok, yes, that hasn't happened yet and it WILL make me cry more. @TheJJChandler @TooSmalley Thank you, JerryIs the British Author Colin Firth plays in "Love, Actually" now a noted twitter anti-trans activist? I need a sequel.This movie seriously doesn't even really care that Laura Linney exists. Why is she in it. She has no closure. Would… https://t.co/8vc82z4shkLove, Actually's greatest moment is Hugh Grant issuing a thoroughly anti-American rant which every American found rousing. @larryowenslive @rachelpegram Of course (hand-offs at Rockwell, Los Angeles's only cabaret venue) @MrsFridayNext @SarahGrynpas Not at all. it's maybe the smartest romcom I've ever seen.
11/27
2020

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