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Gwen @Gwen96309011 Pennsylvania, USA

it's pretty dead here. thanks you fithly orange bastard

302 Following   54 Followers   156 Tweets

Joined Twitter 11/6/19


My God son visited today. This is Woodie: hes not a fan of dogs https://t.co/HxI3bBoyWU https://t.co/yiJOhZZaBD
11/29
2019
@SlippinMickeys https://t.co/vblgldFaVX @Logically_Spock I like Bs. Happy to have you as a Twitter buddy https://t.co/448zgMCVlj @Grungekid84 Awww happy birthday https://t.co/HSFuUHeLkAThe blood seeping from his genitalia formed a pomegranate. The fruit was gifted to the nymph Nana and she promptly… https://t.co/x92g3sUZe5I NEED A SECOND... https://t.co/MMjcwrVTYH
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11/28
2019
Sorry officer my asshole needed some sun! https://t.co/Tst6SmY6PC @SlippinMickeys https://t.co/fkUjkzZtnB @Marina_Sirtis Another reason to love @Marina_Sirtis. https://t.co/TL83bqru7C @WSJ I'm sure before I tried to kill myself because I have major depression if someone had just given me some veget… https://t.co/FNV52mTGnR
11/27
2019
@TKKarma Comforting my cat while hiding in my bedroom. It's ok kitty I dont like most of these people either
11/26
2019
https://t.co/5warVk12Wd https://t.co/tTzfBu0l3C @ThurstonWaffles Haha beavisAnd new star trek Voyager mirror universe comic https://t.co/GVSBSxfwG0New @GillianA season sex education, new @StarTrek series, and second Xfiles touch stone fanfic magazine! Come on 2020! @Logically_Spock https://t.co/yeZuD8ZViG
11/25
2019
@xfmaweezy Poor little bean😢 @danascullybb @LucyGLipBalms Thank you 😀 @danascullybb Wait? Where! @Kimchi15411091 You dont need this info till your much much older but I've found the best cat trees at amazon and w… https://t.co/GOPiz81xHc @Kimchi15411091 https://t.co/C0ZyDQirD7
11/24
2019
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Retweeted by Gwen @spookycala https://t.co/iDzKxxeVg52 more months. #StarTrekPicard 💫 https://t.co/WC23mpvosy
Retweeted by GwenI couldn’t resist https://t.co/kTTBofRVkv
Retweeted by Gwen @CallMeScully https://t.co/0QKcqCN0p4 @anikki_037 @XFDPodcast Wanted to kill that touchy feely newb for touching Scully's Mulder @KnivesOut Someone just got out of jail. Someone else got fired again. Someone got divorced and someone else is fre… https://t.co/pWmDKyirv5 @AmberLHarney https://t.co/IjIt3DQa79
11/23
2019
Yassss https://t.co/JYKPxpXXaq
Retweeted by GwenEXTREMIS #xfilesreimagined https://t.co/eDZxcgD0km https://t.co/OgwUK4IiFR
Retweeted by GwenIM NOT OKAY https://t.co/4eEnMzjTN2
Retweeted by GwenThis is brand new information. https://t.co/Cb3CPal2TR
Retweeted by Gwen @alexandertperry Seriously though thank you so much I'm ecstatic so many of my faves are returning for the New Pica… https://t.co/HhLnZhj6jyIf I made up a villain this dumb in a comic book, the editor would bounce it. https://t.co/RyLIr8lrSq
Retweeted by Gwen @alexandertperry Wait the motion picture was crassly horny https://t.co/G3n3uxjWgWThe premiere of #StarTrekPicard in 62 days doesn't just see the return of Jean-Luc Picard, but other beloved… https://t.co/RaY3rsZRsv
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11/22
2019
Quote "you put it in your mouth."https://t.co/1227unZ2Nh https://t.co/TJV0yuD2KeEveryone is complaining about work and I'm at my job like: https://t.co/mLUCxdMPrGAmerica 2019: a malignant tumor in a fright wig is facing impeachment and his loudest defenders are a half-dressed… https://t.co/cSLDBjNT2Y
Retweeted by Gwenamericans: oh shit vaping has killed ten people get rid of vaping also americans: oh shit guns have killed ten tho… https://t.co/e4m4X2p93H
Retweeted by GwenDevin Nunes is what would happen if someone tried to make stupid from concentrate, but forgot to add water. #DevinNunesIsAnIdiot
Retweeted by GwenFake News is now questionning MY physical and mental health! My health is perfect! And I'm STABLE!! When I was rush… https://t.co/2UIn3FoXsH
Retweeted by GwenThe funniest thing about this whole situation is that Trump could’ve just lived the rest of his life as a private c… https://t.co/CXvGCyuaPD
Retweeted by GwenNunes: "THIS WHOLE CHARADE IS A HOAX. WHERE IS THE WHISTLEBLOWER? WHERE IS THE DNC SERVER? HILLARY COLLUDED WITH UK… https://t.co/2jxczLHVeD
Retweeted by Gwen @gaycrouton https://t.co/tQpxdSLQGO @gaycrouton Also on a03 @kumiko1998 Sorry for your loss https://t.co/C7A1x9S9YaMy children so enjoyed being Fox & Dana at Halloween, we decided to recreate #TheXFiles intro… here it is, the worl… https://t.co/9i9xoDPNdb
Retweeted by GwenMe: thinks about every cat I have ever come across and wonders about it's well being Also Me: I have had this job… https://t.co/3wktoiwCkY
11/21
2019
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Retweeted by Gwen @Kimchi15411091 We need to push for legislation regarding maternity leave for new cat moms https://t.co/QCyMUjfiyFThis is the only pussy I want to see on TV. #ImpeachmentHearing #realDonaldTrump #thurstonwaffles https://t.co/ZAnGzV9p0T @RNCResearch @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/flW2K5dcpl🎴📽️"Everyone was in the loop."🎴📽️ https://t.co/52MvaorR2m
Retweeted by GwenHot dogs with no sauerkraut you damn heathens!!!!#hotdogs #ImpeachmentHearing #Lunchtime https://t.co/HfXWz64fZP @BrighthouseFin StuffingAs a Buddhist, we are never supposed to take any happiness comfort in the suffering of another human being. Watchin… https://t.co/7js7ZtcyQP
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Retweeted by Gwen#ImpeachmentHearing https://t.co/auaGDT7KLqI wasn’t going to participate in that “the decade is ending, what have you accomplished” thing, but then I convince… https://t.co/YAJcBspfxL
Retweeted by Gwen @swear_trek Who hasn'thttps://t.co/xOdhwAnAyJ
Retweeted by Gwen @barkbox made pigs in a blanket for pups... so i did a crocheted version for cats. I hope I made it in the right si… https://t.co/kRnZ60kqGh
Retweeted by GwenI dog sit a chronic pillow masturbator and he didnt get a piggy fleshlight. I'm sure he would tell you if he could… https://t.co/rOeJAGFPDlBiggest damn mood. https://t.co/MsuDsqnqTd
Retweeted by GwenRT if you’re taller than gillian anderson LIKE if you’re shorter than her https://t.co/moBeVavD9r
Retweeted by Gwenlet me summarize Nunes' line of questioning https://t.co/HizkHl0jCN
Retweeted by GwenThere was a joke back when I was in grade school, something about a farmer, a pig, and a monkey. I don't remember h… https://t.co/DdebLWcY5J
Retweeted by GwenRepublicans are waaaay to gullible cause Trump duped the fuck out y’all. I’m weakkkkkk. Hilary Clinton probably wat… https://t.co/cK6fj4JDgr
Retweeted by Gwen @Culturaliberty @FPWellman @MarcusLuttrell @DonaldJTrumpJr How's the coup? Pretty darn good after Sondland torpedoe… https://t.co/sxYyoB3nAB
Retweeted by GwenI’m thinking Sondland may have to go back to being Mr. Wonderful on Shark Tank. #ImpeachmentHearings
Retweeted by GwenHi https://t.co/qz0SywdvcBNo I was not worried your president is a joke #ImpeachmentHearingsAre we here because I didnt invite you? #ImpeachmentHearingsDear diary today trump fucked up. Takes leave of absence half way into the year for crippling carpal tunnel syndrome #ImpeachmentHearingsLog jam I loved that ride at kennywood #ImpeachmentHearings @Grungekid84 https://t.co/aAcsA8bV9eRaise your hand if you agree Lt. Col. Vindman is a hero. 👋 #VindmanIsAHero
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11/20
2019
I'm sorry but Vindman is adorable. I want to hug him. #impeachmenthearings @SlippinMickeys Sure I could use some learnin @red2007 Sorry for your family's loss 😥❤Vindman good luck buddy. #impeachmenthearings
11/19
2019
Don’t look now, Marshmallow Thicc ridin up in your DM‘s https://t.co/zqwMl6nDlj
Retweeted by Gwen @red2007 @Starburst Throw it in the trash and get some chocolate @scullbagmulder @EllieMayDay Happy birthday Ellie @red2007 I'm almost 40 and I'm playing too lol. It reminds me of those little zen gardens in a box you could buy at the bookstore @DoraandMumtoo This is the cutest update of all time https://t.co/NCGuF4zIMG @DanaScully0709 😆 https://t.co/WdlEfjVIftThis is a blooper, but it's entirely necessary that it remain part of the thread 😏 sound on!! #xfilesreimagined https://t.co/O6daMF5cEN
Retweeted by GwenA Short Film #xfilesreimagined https://t.co/yY8VP4fEBU
Retweeted by Gwen❄Fifty Shades of Ice❄ -the very first video edit I ever made. Still proud of it 😄 #xfilesreimagined https://t.co/rnnRadXqS6
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11/18
2019
@ThurstonWaffles Never lol @danascullybb Who doesnt buy one of every color?" CANDY FLOSS " He said. #GillianAnderson #TheCrown #MargaretThatcher https://t.co/cbyoTIiMwY
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11/17
2019
Public Service Announcement to all cats! https://t.co/SHHjsq7ENA
Retweeted by Gwen @ThurstonWaffles So true https://t.co/tTrF69ovln
11/16
2019

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