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Dylan | MechE ‘22, MV Tone

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Joined Twitter 1/22/15


I GOT AN INTERNSHIP OFFERI can’t get over how weird this is it feels like I’m just eating tasteless rubber for dinner and washing it down with liquid nothingJust tasted a little bit of soap to test my test and omg it is really gone
1/26
2021
It’s too bad I can’t do any real shopping now that I have the ability to eat literally anything without tasting itWait this means that burnetts won’t taste like the worst thing on the planet anymoreJust lost my sense of taste, now how am I supposed to finish this pizzaI really did NOT miss WebAssign why did that have to come backHow to do back to back classes: Step 1) join first class Step 2) um Step 3) break time, go on your phone Step 4) j… https://t.co/CQahJVzok4Kong will win because monke https://t.co/S4qPz1d71e
1/25
2021
It’s like spinning a big wheel every morning once or twice to get symptoms at complete random with no connection to the previous dayIght the symptoms are slowly coming back is this the bad part I’ve been hearing aboutsometimes i think my career is over and done for and then i remember i am twenty years old
Retweeted by COVID GuySounds like the whole extended fam found out about my diagnosis bc I’ve been getting worried phone calls all day ManWhenever I cough it feels like my head is gonna explode but other than that I’m fine
1/24
2021
It’s real headache hoursCovid test came back today tho, I’m positiveNo symptoms today baybeeeeeeeeeeMy parents are more scared about this than me and idk what to say to take away their stress this is rough
1/23
2021
My sinuses feel so weird I have never felt this before with any cold or flu wtf is happeningCough has escalated from pretty rare to mild inconvenienceIt appears Advil doesn’t work anymore that didn’t take longHmmm stiff eyes that’s a new onefinna be me https://t.co/q2Ije1B8Zx
Retweeted by COVID Guy @leonardcowalski Lil’ febrile ulceronectotic mucha-haberman disease which is a rare form of pityriasis lichenoides et varioliformis acutaI’m suddenly feeling better than the last couple days so I’m sure this is gonna result in a sudden turn for the wor… https://t.co/dKCC50nGXKAdvil is singlehandedly gonna get me thru thisI don’t know how to describe how I’m feeling it definitely reminds me of a cold and flu but something about it feel… https://t.co/GdIMTMovla
1/22
2021
Bruh this fatigue is a killerRoommate tested positive so uhWelp I have a fever this is a bad signMy roommate is pretty sick and I’m starting to get sick so I guess tomorrow we find out if covid has finally breached our apartment
1/21
2021
Heat and mass transfer, more like beat my ass transfer bc this class is hard as shitOf course on my first day of this lab it’s announced that we have an assignment due on one of our spring break daysI probably should’ve guessed that Calculus of Several Variables was the anticipated sequel to Multivariable CalculusMy prof is telling us all about how he’s gonna curve us at the end of the semester and it gives me hopeGonna be weird taking a calculus class after not having calc for 5 semesters
1/20
2021
They call em space heaters because they send you to outer space if you pour gasoline on itMy prof really just used the end of class to tell us how he literally doesn’t have time for our shitMy prof made the range for getting an A 94-100 instead of 93-100 what the fuckGood morning everyone except professors who still haven’t published their canvas pagesHow do I prolong this time I have left between now and my first class tomorrow I’m scared
1/19
2021
@binghaamm Ouch I guess you’re just gonna have to celebrate a little early🤪My 21st birthday happens to fall the day before one of our “spring break days” so I guess I got kinda lucky there
1/18
2021
Do you ever hiccup so god damn hard you smash your head on the wall behind you and then become filled with rage at… https://t.co/uqAKpodMS0
1/17
2021
Yea sex is cool but have you ever managed to turn your math answer into one of the answer choicesIs wandavision worth watching I still got Disney+ and I’m thinking about itUnbelievable that clinics have to throw out excess vaccine doses to avoid a huge fine when there’s literally millio… https://t.co/6E293jU597
1/16
2021
VT be crazy if they think I’m gonna want to give them back any money as an alumni after they charged full tuition d… https://t.co/BmcCABpVnU
1/15
2021
Why am I laughing so hard at videos of washing machines self destructing
1/14
2021
My sis is having her 3 year anniversary with her bf today meanwhile here I am like holy shit you can make minute rice in 59 seconds
1/12
2021
The sooner we all come to terms with the fact that there will be no real consequences for what happened yesterday,… https://t.co/saSfE6mDYS
Retweeted by COVID GuyCompletely speechless at current events and the year just started...
1/7
2021
Yikes this year ain’t off to a good start DC @josansmith Nvm I’m good they’re planks not logs @josansmith Literally just made a house with a birch roof today 😔
1/6
2021
cancel the academic yearrrr bro no one is getting anything done no one is okay
Retweeted by COVID GuyDear the newspapers. I didn’t “battle” Covid. I lay on my bed reading a book till it went away
Retweeted by COVID GuyThe number of “entry-level” internship postings that require several years of industry experience are too high @not___connor This dog seems familiarThe student in me died during the first lockdown, idk how long I can keep covering his death
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1/5
2021
Getting texts like “we are are unable to offer you a position at this time as we have moved on with other applicants”🥰 @not___connor What isaac saidcan’t believe I’m gonna be 21 this year and then forget my age for the rest of my life
1/4
2021
The Office is off Netflix so y'all can finally get a real personality
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1/3
2021
If you wanna impress your friends with a cool party trick just vibrate so fast that you start to glow also you will die
1/2
2021
I haven’t taken a shitty, poorly adapted online zoom course with professors that don’t care since last year !!!!My family is now plotting to murder me after my 30th “I haven’t ___ since last year” jokeIt’s 2021 bitches let’s make this one countIght 2021 will be the year I get one of those “meaningful relationship” things I’ve been hearing so much aboutHow do you guys have so many good pictures with actual human people from 2020????? Like this is my camera roll.....… https://t.co/VHSAz69ior
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1/1
2020
Last day of 2020 let’s make next year not so ass please
12/31
2020
Oof our upstairs heating broke lol sleeping will be funDamn the virus saw that vaccines were starting to go out and was like ight I’m gonna mutate ig get fucked
12/30
2020
Finally getting a haircut tomorrow woooooooo @I_A_Pollard Oh yea well I’ll tell you I’m in the room next to you but will actually be sitting in the truckOk based on my 1 hour experience I can say phasmophobia is clearly better with friends than with randosIght I got itFun fact: take your age. That is your age
12/29
2020
Should I get phasmophobia or nahAccidental naps hit better than intentional ones
12/28
2020
Finally got on the air pods train this Christmas after using wired headphones for so long @not___connor Smash Ultimate for the bros and BOTW bc it’s incredible
12/26
2020
First Christmas in 21 years where we haven’t had family over which really feels odd but anyways Merry Christmas and happy holidays everyone
12/25
2020
Accidentally tore the entire roll of receipt paper out of the self checkout machine by not waiting for the receipt… https://t.co/UKLZ8ohfLP
12/24
2020
Congress be like why yes I did read that entire 5000 page bill in the span of 3 hours at a rate of 1 page every 2 s… https://t.co/1ZzRI4qfNYSubnautica is scary as fuck
12/23
2020
Accidentally slept for 16 hours oops
12/21
2020
Now that final grades are in here is my evidence that a massive L was taken this semester https://t.co/H2Ew5eL1n2the next stimulus https://t.co/2zmYa5qXt7
Retweeted by COVID GuyBruh they didn’t even try to make it look real https://t.co/bOcFEhKtO8
12/19
2020
My fluids finally isn’t fully graded but I’m able to check the parts that have been graded and omg it’s a Christmas… https://t.co/y4QBdpacFSAfter countless complaints from students and professors about how unfair and cruel the class is and a little interv… https://t.co/iixfnIc0XNWaiting for my 4 credit fluids class to release the grades of the final on the literal last day before grades are posted is the worst1 day til grades are finalized and it’s pretty much confirmed now I’m taking the biggest L since starting college ouch
12/18
2020
When your class is so bs you all email the department head to see if he can save you from this nightmareEven though I can’t enjoy snow the same way as when I was little I still like snow unlike the rest of my fam
12/17
2020
To everyone finishing out their semester, regardless of your GPA or your final grades, I’m proud of you. We’ve all… https://t.co/hHmTNPqcBv
Retweeted by COVID GuyJust gonna stay away from canvas until things are finalized bc it’s not lookin good @not___connor Yea that’s probably a more major reason than the no gf thing tbhMy mom told me I have 2 years until she starts asking me when she’s gonna get grandchildren and I’m like you overes… https://t.co/MaSu4PMaTQ
12/15
2020

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