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Joined Twitter 11/13/11


Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary #ocho https://t.co/ZaNytFv0WY
11/13
2019
@Lucd48Www I’ve done it. 25 years ago. And I’m ready to do it again! @HouseOfTakes Which one?It’s hilarious to me that people think this video is worthy of jokes. If you know about playing the position you wo… https://t.co/I8DVIfzm6H
Retweeted by Amy B✂Like being locked in a wire cage ? Does that count ??? https://t.co/9xwYyJMplP
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11/12
2019
I love that my nephew messaged me not his mom that he’s had 3shots of tequila and 16 beers. And asked what to do. Auntie knows best. @SovietDogFight @SkinWade https://t.co/7o0OhCddJX @SovietDogFight @SkinWade Go to bed. Or go park you car somewhere wlse. @SkinWade Done @bigseantos Uh. @SkinWade doesn’t work there anymore. 💁🏼‍♀️ @Roe1053 @CeezJones @1053SS @Texas_William @Texas_William @Roe1053 @CeezJones @1053SS @Texas_William Yes @clarencehilljr I agree. I’m sick of seeing third down every time we get a first and second. @thedudeknows Well I was trying to. But you just ruined that for me. Thanks. 👍🏼 @thedudeknows Except he was so much better than that. But that’s all anyone will remember @thedudeknows I saw the play. And game. That’s why I made that comment. @thedudeknows Right. And of course back up qb hold for field goals. Even when he’s no longer then back up an. 😫😫😫 @thedudeknows Got it. That’s what I was wondering. @thedudeknows I feel if they hVe a bad kicker, why not have the punter kick field goals. ?! 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ @2BDix They aren’t trained to. I can. But modern day they are trained one way or the other.Omg. Yessss this is my every day. 🤣🤣 https://t.co/BVhpymQ0h5Dumb question but I don’t know the answer... why can’t a punter and kicker position be one player?
11/11
2019
https://t.co/CDaTgoib1D @the_silverfox1 https://t.co/hjNxU0LpIt @hammerpants99 It’s so good. I got the idea from this tiny burger place in Granbury. They serve it that way on a bun and it’s so good.Had some leftover queso and no chips. So I tossed a burger patty in the oven, baked it, smothered that queso on top. Yummmmmyyyyy! @the_silverfox1 What’s up w all the blue eye shadow?
11/9
2019
DeMarcus Lawrence won’t be giving us any bulletin board material for awhile. Why? He told me his mom told him to qu… https://t.co/1I79O7A97T
Retweeted by Amy B✂It’s 7:46 pm. What makes you think I want to look at pics of your hair that you just “ bent over the toilet and hac… https://t.co/dbOlLaIGZ7
11/8
2019
Dallas will spend $60 million for tornado repairs, debris removal https://t.co/amCroCKDS6
Retweeted by Amy B✂Third grader gives birthday money to teacher, citing low pay: https://t.co/EqDdX6cWRp https://t.co/i7FCtNuFEQ
Retweeted by Amy B✂Help us locate critical missing Larry Asbury - 82 years old. https://t.co/fLTzIrnPyT
Retweeted by Amy B✂A New Study Confirms That No Single ‘Gay Gene’ Controls Sexual Preference https://t.co/alsKzfGFCe
Retweeted by Amy B✂This is everything! Heroes inbound @DFWAirport from Brooke @USArmy medical center, with @AmericanAir Tonight,… https://t.co/rxhHUdMeYa
Retweeted by Amy B✂Pay for her airfare and @kelsey_charles will have this taken care of in no time. https://t.co/LCygx0wOXE
Retweeted by Amy B✂ @DCBlueStar She must deal w his ass acting like that often.shoutout to all the Christians lovingly dusting off their nativity scenes who think a pregnant migrant woman belongs in a cage
Retweeted by Amy B✂I’m not trying to go nowhere and be a starter on a team I want to contribute because I know I will be able too... I… https://t.co/NiuNKVgwQj
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11/7
2019
Yessssss https://t.co/voPhab0YjGDude next to me just said he had never been to @CrackerBarrel So I had to tell him about Brad‘a wife.the group text is lit tonight. my friends get me. https://t.co/iRpCc06HHq
Retweeted by Amy B✂I don’t think @SuzyKolber has aged in 15 years. She looks amazing.I’m giving thanks to the black cat. 💁🏼‍♀️🐱🐱🐱 https://t.co/zCC2qzRm2YIf the Third Quarter #Cowboys come out in the third quarter...
Retweeted by Amy B✂ @MacEngelProf His kicks are like a bowling ball. Gotta have room for that curve.And the #DallasCowboys move the ball back 50 yards to let Brett Maher try a 93 yd field goal. He's more comfortable at that range. #DALvsNYG
Retweeted by Amy B✂Now he’s “stealing a couple of plates”. 🙄🙄We needed that! @FivePointsVids Is that not his name? #onlywayiveeverhearditsaid #bennskin @BenRogers @SkinWadeIt’s way funnier when you say his name “Golden Taint”
Retweeted by Amy B✂Guy behind me at the bar keeps asking if he can “steal a beer” or steal some chips”. Dude. Quit it. Just order l… https://t.co/Zg7Gm1SMboThe cat has been the most entertaining part of this game.The Black cat has the longest run from scrimmage this year for the Giants
Retweeted by Amy B✂This is epic
11/5
2019
I fucking hate grocery store check out screens asking me if I want to donate $20 to end child hunger or whatever. Y… https://t.co/W6elbXWV17
Retweeted by Amy B✂Meet the cookies from Will Call Deep Ellum that grasped @TaylorinDallas' imagination and wouldn't let go until she… https://t.co/WNzYyX2MSw
Retweeted by Amy B✂ @ochocinco As in, the ends are yellow, the roots are platinum. @ochocinco Her ends of her hair don’t match the roots.
11/4
2019
@StuYeWest1 Boring afMe: omg. I’m finally comfortable. Hopefully now I can go back to sleep. My brain: I wonder if astronauts buckle t… https://t.co/TB5oxJPm3iLook y’all! https://t.co/7MTu75migA
11/3
2019
@ynakhooda Yup https://t.co/4MVWoK5lzPYup. Economy is great. 👌🏼👌🏼 https://t.co/RtLROazS7Y84-year-old woman missing in Fort Worth could need help https://t.co/GEh5Npd1HC https://t.co/UKp74hRytf
Retweeted by Amy B✂ @bigbenwertz Typical. @JD_2_ @TonyReali And he’s super fucking hot.Producer on @jackryanamazon #mickeyfisher @1053SS @rjchoppy @fishsports @Spags52 https://t.co/EmJtUUq1o2
11/2
2019
Get ready for #DALvsNYG as @BryanBroaddus breaks down what he'll be watching:
Retweeted by Amy B✂Oh weed gods, please say yes! https://t.co/xXBsDsZqihI started therapy on my arm this week. I’ve gone 3x and can already tell a difference! I’m so thrilled! @bobbyroe68 🤷🏼‍♀️ @enews I see this going far. @bobbyroe68 Always alone @TomiLahren @AOC Intelligent and accomplished women frighten @TomiLahren the most. 👻 https://t.co/g7F5IngFM1
Retweeted by Amy B✂Name a better route runner in the NFL. #DallasCowboys https://t.co/sBk8GhTd1n
Retweeted by Amy B✂ @HookEm_JeffH Didn’t last long. I’m fully awake. Had a 3 1/2 hour nap I guess. 🤦🏼‍♀️Lincoln reminding the kids to "STAY OFF THE LAWN!" 😂 #Halloween #dogsincostumes #bullylove https://t.co/sl5tCf9qWO
Retweeted by Amy B✂My little man’s Halloween costume. @tylerthecreator https://t.co/sRtw4HseCw
Retweeted by Amy B✂ @Mr4thAndLong That’s all we ever had in my house when I was a kid. So I thought I hated mayo. Til I had real mayo. 🤦🏼‍♀️ @TCUWhiteTrash What that? 🤷🏼‍♀️ @HookEm_JeffH It’s a magical lifestyle. So peaceful at night. @HookEm_JeffH Not working helps. 🤷🏼‍♀️. But. I’m a night owl. @HookEm_JeffH Ha ha. Thanks. There wasn’t a lot to do. Just surface cleaning. But the worst is the bathtub. Not easy to do right now. @HookEm_JeffH I’m usually up til at least 3am! @HookEm_JeffH I cleaned today and did laundry. That’s a lot for a one armed woman. Maybe that’s why I’m tired 🤷🏼‍♀️It’s 9:45 pm and I’m in bed. Something has to be wrong w me.
11/1
2019
Started a hero, now a champion. Good thing we made another commercial. https://t.co/BzTDutnI3M
Retweeted by Amy B✂I’m embarrassed to say I broke down and turned on my heater.
10/31
2019
Denton County- Accident I-35E SB at Hickory Creek. #DFWTraffic @nbcdfw https://t.co/PXUCarwPo5
Retweeted by Amy B✂My ❤️ https://t.co/tbkcoyLgHV
10/30
2019
@1locochaz Brown gravy is always better
10/29
2019
Hahaha. This dude just came up to the bar and asked if the bar skipped this song. Because since I played my song, s… https://t.co/swEEfJfcBq @Aztec_Pyramid @godsmack Meh. I’m high. Not whisky drunkThe operation that killed ISIS leader was named after Kayla Mueller, an American hostage who was captured by ISIS,… https://t.co/zz9pHgOJUw
Retweeted by Amy B✂Someone played 6 Radiohead songs in a row on the jukebox. I just royally pissed them off by playing @godsmack @yatiekates_free @tacobueno I’ve paid $6 for it to be delivered at 3 am 💁🏼‍♀️. Does that count? @MPMiddleton12 I quit mine over a year ago and it bruh texted me last week asking me to come back. 🤷🏼‍♀️ @MPMiddleton12 Yeah. But. It’ll pass the day after your last day. I promise.absolutely epic https://t.co/gWAQkyDWpQ
Retweeted by Amy B✂ @MPMiddleton12 It’s called etiquette. And empathy. I felt the same when I quit a job I absolutely loathed last year… https://t.co/U4Lth3xvY3
10/28
2019

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