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Mum of 3 (one ASD) and lazy triathlete, half iron half jelly. Continuous Quin (5xIron distance) and Double Brutal finisher. Bit political - I voted IN!

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Joined Twitter 11/14/10


@BorisJohnson You are literally consulting on ethnic cleansing for gypsies and travellers https://t.co/zWlRCSuvZz @JuliaHB1 Yup. Totally on the same scale as eating avocado toast. Completely valid comparison.If you have velvet slippers or a cravat please wear them tonight. Also, today, give everyone the benefit of the doubt. RIP
Retweeted by ❄️ Jane Scott 🏊‍♀️🚴‍♀️🏃‍♀️If anyone knows people at Nottingham gas services, could you have a word about close passing cyclists? Here’s a hin… https://t.co/zoF0JWkuu2 @MikeHobsonEsq @BBCLondonNews Friday is very much a gin in your cornflakes kind of a day. Not sure a green bulldog helps anyone tho!Go home @BBCLondonNews, you’re drunk. https://t.co/jQD1xm5533
1/28
2020
If Harry and Megan want to stop their picture being in the UK newspapers, they need to get t-shirt printed that say… https://t.co/BeKnMLkebg
Retweeted by ❄️ Jane Scott 🏊‍♀️🚴‍♀️🏃‍♀️ @StMaryMacKiller @MShrayber My middle son all but chopped his finger off trapping it in a door when he was tiny. Af… https://t.co/YBsYuDVfUf
1/27
2020
@crankular With interest I’m afraid. I have 3 teenage boys currently. Thank god for red wine, frankly! @crankular Ha ha - just wait til they’re 15!My cute doggie is snuggles up with me https://t.co/PKLqMvCaoU @WhittakerHelen Sorry for misgendering you Wicket - have a biscuit x @WhittakerHelen Aw hello wicket, you’re a good boy x @Quenid Aw!! A pile of pups - perfect! @hmtreasury Is this your idea of healing division?Feeling broken by teenagers. Send cute dog pictures please and thank you xI'd missed this canonical piece of Ian Dunt genius when it came out a couple of days ago. Essential reading. https://t.co/7F2qXr2Xfa
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1/26
2020
killing off a female lead so two men can have the spotlight does not seem like the way to celebrate her https://t.co/TZuAJ0jZCw
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1/25
2020
@MikeHobsonEsq @AmeliaFitzrovia Nope. It was part of the pre-election dog whistleMichelin star chef Claude Bosi says his application to remain in the UK after Brexit has been refused!… https://t.co/bkXvE6a3zx
Retweeted by ❄️ Jane Scott 🏊‍♀️🚴‍♀️🏃‍♀️ @RuthEdwardsMP Hi, still waiting to hear what harm you think unaccompanied children will do to our country, that me… https://t.co/27iqBeVcDI @MikeHobsonEsq Not to mention the fact that quite a lot of what they propose - seizing traveller's caravans where t… https://t.co/03c6zZDJXH @DcR70604517 @RandomThawt @damocrat Do you mind, that’s my birthday. It’s a shit enough day as it is without it bei… https://t.co/fYClWB2Nka @AidanWard3 @GeorgeMonbiot @zoeharcombe @ProfTimNoakes So you don't have a reference? In other words. @redskyatnight I never thought I’d see vampirism and vegetarianism on the same list. Unless it was titled “words I know which start with v”
1/24
2020
A man sued his employer for racial discrimination, settled the suit, took the settlement check to the bank to cash… https://t.co/FZZ8BtqWFq
Retweeted by ❄️ Jane Scott 🏊‍♀️🚴‍♀️🏃‍♀️CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE COMPLETED LIFE! YOU PLAYED AS: white male CHOOSE ONE: A) PLAY TUTORIAL AGAIN B) TRY A HARDER SETTING
Retweeted by ❄️ Jane Scott 🏊‍♀️🚴‍♀️🏃‍♀️Carla then walked into the chamber and voted against helping lone immigrant children be reunited with their familie… https://t.co/d8gUUyKcAi
Retweeted by ❄️ Jane Scott 🏊‍♀️🚴‍♀️🏃‍♀️ @ElbaDragon @JimMFelton Well thanks for that image of Ann Widdecombe and Kate Hoey in bikinis. I won't be needing any lunch. @GMTminus7 Spider Sad dog Two caterpillar and two butterflies Scorpion @RuthEdwardsMP Hi Ruth, just wondering (as your constituent) why you voted to prevent child refugees being united w… https://t.co/GVho1uf2PFPaint is not infrastructure. https://t.co/ncMdMn3Wv6
Retweeted by ❄️ Jane Scott 🏊‍♀️🚴‍♀️🏃‍♀️ @AidanWard3 @GeorgeMonbiot Please do send me a link to a paper on thisThe Prime Minister if the UK here being held to account on all the big questions. And he still can’t even answer th… https://t.co/WUAK6TDZTGPLEASE look out for this BIKE STOLEN 22/01/20 owner @RideWozzy uses it for Work Transport Leisure & Fund raising.… https://t.co/hwVlFHe0h3
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1/23
2020
@StrategicCities @reddit JesusThey knew what they were voting for. https://t.co/hnyY4OsyUy @MikeHobsonEsq Yeah. Thoroughly depressingly @MikeHobsonEsq But I also have questions about why some questions never get asked or scarcely - probably due to let… https://t.co/2z1pzwvObK @MikeHobsonEsq 3)speed of news meaning lazy repeating of press releases without enough critical input @MikeHobsonEsq I don’t think it’s a conspiracy. I just think it’s a combination of factors: 1) wanting a scoop, whi… https://t.co/UoFt6rPua2 @MikeHobsonEsq Also “balance” should not involve allowing people to spout easily refutable lies unchallenged. Sure… https://t.co/oTRUiB9cWe @MikeHobsonEsq But so much misinformation was spread this way in the last election. They were played. Look at the M… https://t.co/agsToxzjup @MikeHobsonEsq My issue is the lazy journalism that allows them to be played by dishonest politicians - eg. “A seni… https://t.co/t5xngHHDlk @MikeHobsonEsq I hope you’re right. The BBC currently seems a bit too willing to kowtowThe march of fascism continues https://t.co/3t8qSiwikp @BorisJohnson Because you afraid of speaking to real journalists where you can’t pick the questions? Or cos your a… https://t.co/X6KiY5RSV2 @Letterstomyname Very much depends on the school. I had to threaten my eldest a school with court action in the end… https://t.co/PBPke3NkTx @NFFC_TrentEnd Excellent it’s Wednesday let’s have a hate cyclists pile on 👍 While we’re at it, should your support… https://t.co/2ppe7sdH6G“Having balls is absolutely essential” says man who just cut your balls off https://t.co/Fj1pVR83by
Retweeted by ❄️ Jane Scott 🏊‍♀️🚴‍♀️🏃‍♀️ @MitchBenn Do they actually listen to themselves speak?!
1/22
2020
@rickburin @bazlyons Bang to rights by the looks of things. https://t.co/pS1mNJSgEDhttps://t.co/zY0MkWobyk
Retweeted by ❄️ Jane Scott 🏊‍♀️🚴‍♀️🏃‍♀️ @yearinthesaddle https://t.co/6MSnE5QN5e @crankular I confessed to being a Lib Dem member on the form. If they don’t want me that’s up to them, but I’ll have my money back please 👍Anyone else had the Labour Party take their £25 supporters fee and not received so much as an email?!
1/21
2020
Sajid Javid’s right. Business has had years to prepare for Brexit. It’s always been clear we were going for a red,… https://t.co/Aj1Vuww6Xt
Retweeted by ❄️ Jane Scott 🏊‍♀️🚴‍♀️🏃‍♀️Astonished how many people r shocked when I say my job is over in 2 weeks. People don’t seem to realise we have NO… https://t.co/dSfZLSyfHh
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1/20
2020
@sainsburys I wasn’t unhappy with substitutions but with no one telling me I had them and then your call centre tel… https://t.co/SpyPDl0Lau @Bruntyonabike I thought much the same. What’s wrong with us?! I mean it does objectively sound really miserable, right? @sainsburys you have just lost a customer. Substitutions that you don’t tell me about that you won’t refund? Forget it!
1/18
2020
@FeeshKeeng https://t.co/JG5rQFBIFi
Retweeted by ❄️ Jane Scott 🏊‍♀️🚴‍♀️🏃‍♀️ @theeyecollector They will be what taps you on the arm of you think you are done rubbing her belly @theeyecollector @dmstorr @SaMcDuff That should say week old hedgehog corpse. It wasn’t a cute baby hedgehog. There… https://t.co/UEP8ybA1A5 @theeyecollector @dmstorr @SaMcDuff Oh yes, I can still smell the week old hedgehog my pooch rolled in a month ago. Grimmest of grim. @theeyecollector https://t.co/NEQ5YZedvD
1/17
2020
@AnimousUK @NickStevenson63 I've registered and heard nothing. I did confess to being a Lib Dem member which may b… https://t.co/yKEmmYe4N1 @MikeHobsonEsq A dis-girl-count? @MikeHobsonEsq I’m off to buy one...just need a man to fit it to the seat for me - then I can focus on making sure… https://t.co/qE1PQqr1Qj @MikeHobsonEsq Oh perfect - plus those bungies look really "manly" I hope the girls version has ribbons instead. @MikeHobsonEsq Oh that looks really useful, but clearly not for me as its made of "manly" materials - do they do it in pink?
1/16
2020
@mummykat @crankular @tmouncer @thetimesscot Plus whenever I did manage to get him settled some jobsworth would wak… https://t.co/TEDFvNFDuC @mummykat @crankular @tmouncer @thetimesscot Agree on all points. But my youngest is 13 and they were short staffed… https://t.co/Bjes3C3Y4j @mummykat @crankular @tmouncer @thetimesscot Yeah I agree. But I also think you need more support than you get. The… https://t.co/xvLqMVr7N1 @drgs100 @tmouncer @thetimesscot Sadly births don’t always go to plan - tried this 3 times, only managed it once. B… https://t.co/iAaGTHhXDi @crankular Oh I can tick all of those boxes, but I didn’t punch the tramlines card til last summer @crankular @tmouncer @thetimesscot Private rooms pretty rare - I had one when I had a c section but cost me £100! @crankular @tmouncer @thetimesscot I agree. Tho I see the issues with the facilities they have now. @tmouncer @thetimesscot You got 12 hours - my husband got 4! And I got no help from staff having just had major surgery!
1/15
2020
What a story. Born into a humble billionaire family. Thrown out of Eton. Qualified in fuck all. A non-dom who avoid… https://t.co/BtCAPSkRPY
Retweeted by ❄️ Jane Scott 🏊‍♀️🚴‍♀️🏃‍♀️ @JoHigman @HotelChocolat I know the feeling. Tho I’m finding now I’m back working and there’s no one else home I am… https://t.co/0C88uUmxdk @JoHigman @HotelChocolat Sent you a link - they're called "orange tangs" - amazeballs. @JoHigman @HotelChocolat Not seen them this year (not looked) but had them other years. To. Die. For. @LindyWilliams3 @PeteApps @solange_lebourg The answer of course if because it could be any of us. But if you want a… https://t.co/QilC9IITLF @JoHigman @HotelChocolat Have you tried the enrobed orange peel. Its like chocolate marmalade 🥰😍🥰 @Kevin_Maguire Surprising how often “the best person for the job” is a man #unconsciousbias @ledredman @Kevin_Maguire Throughout history women’s rights have been secondary to just solving this urgent and mor… https://t.co/ScmiULcz1Y
1/14
2020
This man could weep @MattHancock Could you? For God's sake man, pull your finger out and do something. https://t.co/H53vIjvJqV
Retweeted by ❄️ Jane Scott 🏊‍♀️🚴‍♀️🏃‍♀️ @Thisvetruns Ha ha - well now we know what twitters autocorrect changes it to 🤷‍♀️ @Thisvetruns Try putting I’m a gin art friend into amazon and see what it autocorrects to? @rant_rate Yeah I fear you are right. And as usual the BBC gets its news priorities from the daily mail @Irontoffee @OatlyUK Shame. 2 cartons in my fridge as well 🤷‍♀️So fucked off with the news being wall to wall Harry and fucking Meghan. Australia is on fire, we’re on the brink o… https://t.co/7wymsO1eea
1/13
2020
@CPFlo They won’t rest until we’re back to sending kids up chimneys will they?! @MikeHobsonEsq Well I guess it’s not pink 🤷‍♀️
1/12
2020
@MikeHobsonEsq Straight but of road. Really odd! @rant_rate Nope, or insurance. Waster. @rant_rate Ha ha ha. And no lights or helmet. 🤷‍♀️ @MikeHobsonEsq Wasn’t even a ditch - was very bizarre was somehow rear end first in a bush uphill 🤷‍♀️ Others had a… https://t.co/G4FUYaZ10H @MikeHobsonEsq Passed a car which was somehow sideways in a bush - looked like it had just happened as well
1/11
2020

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