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Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!

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Simply the best. #RIPSeanConnery https://t.co/8eBm1aZi78EXACTLY. THREE. MORE. DAYS... ... until I can try to go back to posting dumb, apolitical videos like this one: (wa… https://t.co/UBSv7El9YrHAPPY HAMILLWEEN™️ 🎃🧛‍♀️👻🧙‍♀️🧟💀👽👺🤡😱🕸 https://t.co/F3QKGKPfd4 @MarkHammill Just wondering if you ever get my mail by mistake. @kelmasnat717 😍!!! https://t.co/RsCX5SuUMz @Maggie @kat_blaque Lovely Vader! 😍 @JessicaDwyer Go to @MichiganDems. I think they plan to rebroadcast it. @orphans_music Because of the extremely low budget, I'm confident they were NOT designed exclusively for us. @JessicaRandle07 Great job, Jessica! This was not only fun to watch, but has a crucial message for voters in the mo… https://t.co/tup5XcIYON @almightypascal There's a new one? @superjd76 Nice job & MUCH better than I could've done, Jonathan! 👍🎃 @Marilyn62008564 @JohnELTenney @SunnyAnderson @CoyoteChrisS @UncleCreepy @MrsMoore1003 @SharlaHardinhttps://t.co/tWh9J1wyN6 @RealTomHolland @rosariodawson @BenMackenzie Thank YOU for writing such a wonderful script! #WordsMatter 🧛‍♂️🦇 @zHappyPillz @aishatyler @sebroche @mishacollins @WhoseRyanStiles @colinmochrie @StephenAmell @Mark_Sheppardhttps://t.co/O3u6OMfCb1 @PhilArballo2020 Already donated to your campaign, but there's no reason I can't give again. I'll ask my accountant, who is also my wife. @GlennRubenstein Thanks Glenn. I've never seen it & now's my chance!Getting rid of Devin would be heaven! Please vote for @PhilArballo2020 , a man actually focused on issues that mat… https://t.co/WLHSPqvfAo
10/31
2020
Danke schoen, Germany. 🇩🇪 #Dump_tRUMP_MakeAmericaGreatAgain #VOTE https://t.co/MhTvOflcz6“We are the spark, that will light the fire, that will burn the tRUMP administration down."- The American Resistanc… https://t.co/lKS4CqVzN8 @TheChrisSuprun Be my guest, Christopher! 👍 @AnnaForFlorida @wideanglefocus @ida_v_e Exactly! (Also, Han Solo never looked this good) 😍EXACTLY. FOUR. MORE. DAYS... ... until I can try to go back to posting dumb, apolitical tweets like this:       "… https://t.co/w4qHsrtfhpTONGHT: (just in time for Halloween🎃😱) It's the #FrightNight Reunion. This Fanboy is BEYOND excited to join the ori… https://t.co/kw3k8ssbujEither I'm tired or losing my mind, but I forgot to add the hashtag! #PachydermPadawan 🐘 @BillTouspille 👍Lucky me!!! @susaneisenberg1 I KNOW!!! @thealexrossart ROCKS!!!😍 @trelltastic67 @wlsalyers @B_Rabbit843 @rejectedjokes @tarastrong @GreyDeLisle @DorothyFahn @Seitz_Unseenhttps://t.co/JJUjl8SnCfElephant lightsaber https://t.co/wCjC5X9Mb1 @TateForkel @darrenhayes @TaronEgerton @TomHolland1996 @RahulKohli13 @dog_rates The most casual game of Fetch I've seen! 🤣 @vi_rod92 Love your little doggie, Victoria! 😍🐶 (Millie's twin) @jkdamighty Cuteness overload!!! 😍 That is one gorgeous #JuniorJedi. Please give her a hug for me! https://t.co/mRgXnaWGn9 @bloom_writing @TaraPMoo @joshgad @mmpadellan @ChrisisSingin @perlmutations @GeorgeTakei @TimOBrien @Women4Bidenhttps://t.co/95CPNUaZCC @lem0nsbro @TaraPMoo @joshgad @mmpadellan @ChrisisSingin @perlmutations @GeorgeTakei @TimOBrien @Women4Bidenhttps://t.co/gTOf3EwMaX @mradamscott @RedHourBen @evilhag @jaketapper @DamonLindeIof @PhizLair @ElizabethBanks @DavidKHarbour I knew I coul… https://t.co/rrbfio0NCT @DarkoneOfDamned @KierstenWarren @kirkacevedo @xanderberkeley @robertpatrickT2 @YourDadLikedIt @IAmJohnAleshttps://t.co/ebR3NojUfW @TaraPMoo @joshgad @mmpadellan @ChrisisSingin @perlmutations @GeorgeTakei @TimOBrien @Women4Biden @mjfree @sarahcprhttps://t.co/qXQZDcXFW4 @WeAreLuckySoul Hi Jacob! My eldest son Nathan was born in London, so we all have a special place in our heart for… https://t.co/QHfpgjsh2g @MarkRuffalo @RedHourBen @BradleyWhitford @GeorgeTakei @kumailn @mradamscott Thanks for caring, pal! #MaskUpIndeed 😷👍 @ryanwaniata Millie says "Hi Sydney, you are GORGEOUS!" 😍Watch Jon @ossoff masterfully demand accountability from his opponent. What say you, David Perdue? BREAKING NEWS:… https://t.co/sUSf4zMuyx
10/30
2020
Whoops! @mradamscott is SO nice we challenged him twice. I'm wondering if I could ask @ArianaGrande to #MaskUp to s… https://t.co/JezQiJzgD1Challenge accepted @RedHourBen! I #MaskUp to stay healthy & to protect others. Don't want to bother @MarkRuffalohttps://t.co/Ddq71Xbopy @tarastrong @PromAtThePolls 👍 https://t.co/sQpa97VWTg @hamlet3k @GreyDeLisle @nolan_north @TheJohnDiMaggio @tarastrong @MAURICELAMARCHE @yakkopinky @TroyBakerVAhttps://t.co/ce5thhdfnb"Once Upon A Time" is enough, America won't survive the sequel. #VoteHimOut2020 🗳️ https://t.co/6Mymiy3tY1EXACTLY. FIVE. MORE. DAYS... ... until I can try to go back to posting dumb, apolitical tweets like this:… https://t.co/NZgNERYNOgI do! I do! Hope to see you all TODAY as I "virtually" visit IOWA! I am ALL IN but need your help to elect… https://t.co/3DkPqHYOqL
10/29
2020
EXCITING NEWS! I'll be taking part in the #FrightNight reunion benefiting the @michigandems THIS FRIDAY! Donate any… https://t.co/wT9xzpsITEThose of us who thought him unfit for the office could only speculate. Senior staff members of his own administrati… https://t.co/V0HPjxAKR2Please #VOTE so I never have to watch clips of him again. #VoteBidenHarrisToEndThisNightmare https://t.co/ntp0uC5N3lEXACTLY. SIX. MORE. DAYS... ... until I can try to go back to posting dumb, apolitical tweets like this: Just ch… https://t.co/3lMtVXVGRJ @bader_diedrich Apology accepted, pal.I hate when that happens. https://t.co/itU1Fpvujn @funder #TuesdaySenateBlueWave 🌊
10/28
2020
Just when you thought 2020 couldn't get any more bizarre, tRUMP expands his closing argument to include picking a… https://t.co/67LSszzGFU#Word https://t.co/njkJ55xpvJ https://t.co/ShC5NFmKCtEXACTLY. ONE. MORE. WEEK... ... until I can try to go back to posting dumb, apolitical tweets like this: BEH… https://t.co/lP695XXZpQ#NeverForget #VOTE https://t.co/omPI5lnHct
10/27
2020
Thank YOU for your lifelong service @GenMhayden! For speaking truth to power, putting country over party & for cont… https://t.co/GE1pOVNp2k @jennifermuro Wishing you a #HBD, Jennifer! https://t.co/VmsUQCZVtd @Marmel @jennifermuro Done! @PAYOLETTER @anotherjtm @SenSanders @BernieSanders I sent you a #HBD, so why aren't you following me? @PAYOLETTER @anotherjtm @SenSanders @BernieSanders #HBD!!! https://t.co/qFeyJbcWAtSunday was FUNDAY! My entire socially-distanced family watched a Double Feature: BORAT SUBSEQUENT MOVIE FILM starri… https://t.co/iZRezmqo7C @RedHourBen @MarkMeadows The last time @MarkMeadows ran for office, he promised to send Obama "back to Kenya or whe… https://t.co/bzjkZUWWUq @YNB ✋!!!To quote the great @peeweeherman: "So funny I forgot to laugh!" I like Presidents who don't emulate 3rd-rate lounge… https://t.co/BzdxkgdRPx
10/26
2020
.@JoeBiden tweeted this exactly ONE YEAR AGO. https://t.co/70LpCC6kmRNobody told these two that this year, Halloween has been cancelled. #Sad https://t.co/oqZFKCU04r @campitz Please do! 🇨🇱 #PlebiscitoChile"They are so well taken care of... they're in facilities that are so clean!"- DJT #PleaseSaveTheseChildren 💔 https://t.co/x3N7t0xfGD
10/25
2020
Matt's "No" vote is a disgrace! It makes me wish I lived in Florida's 1st district... just so I could vote for… https://t.co/31OiLNcCmUI had forgotten how relevant this scene is to the 2020 Election. #MayTheVoteBeWithYou https://t.co/xFNRo8zpFF @Grobabbio 🤣!!! @anthonycwalker Nice work Anthony, but you're going to need many, many, MANY more videos to even begin detailing al… https://t.co/5MjhwSzxHq @ShellyCFineArt I'm VERY proud... Nice job! 👍 https://t.co/K37Hcnz51K @kingthonszn Have a great one! https://t.co/inhsVsvk0NThis cat is all of us who care about the future of this country. 😾🇺🇸😩 #VoteBidenHarrisToSaveAmerica 🗳️ https://t.co/sM3b7f6BvGTONIGHT! RVAT's GOING LIVE @ 7PM EST SATURDAY Welcome to Gotham City! Join us for a special edition livestream feat… https://t.co/6vMVGSrpBBI am the Democrat running against Republican Kevin McCarthy. I am a United States Air Force Veteran, Democrat and a… https://t.co/GfYkKPIzF2
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10/24
2020
Ask your wife what I should have for dinner tonight. https://t.co/spSDhQbaTkLook at how young I look in my profile pic! https://t.co/bqDGeZAeEaTHIS is what he chooses as his closing argument: Want to lose your healthcare doing a pandemic? Vote for me!!! 🤢… https://t.co/6GH1YJLSBB @AnnaForFlorida LOVE it!!! 👍Well said. https://t.co/5nIEpPAoAOPhysicians For Human Rights said it reaches the U.N. definition of "Torture"- American Academy of Pediatrics called… https://t.co/45Rm2WNYF8
10/23
2020
https://t.co/JJVNjTm5mm https://t.co/jbRJ1PLbcMWho ya gonna believe... HIM or your lyin' eyes?🙄 #SnowflakeInChief https://t.co/yGemMmXXYeTry to imagine @JoeBiden's opponent doing anything as remotely human as this. Remember: Humanity is on the ballot.… https://t.co/IA13ohZEei @QuentinYoumans Your great aunt really IS great & an inspiration to us all! ❤️ #vote#HOPE https://t.co/LqzK5RqF1T
10/22
2020
Happy Birthday Carrie Frances Fisher.🎂 the world will never stop missing you..... 💔 https://t.co/0KcQwePz5B @MingNa I feel your pain, Ming-Na. Insomnia always seems to strike when you have to work the next day. Maddening! 😩💤 @kurtbardella You too, Kurt. SO grateful for @ProjectLincoln! All the best, mhI already knew that https://t.co/4C7TeY0xG1 was the perfect one-stop site for ALL vital election info, but leave to… https://t.co/Rjs7lXdvBSPLEASE do this! Your strategy attacking the media is perfection! CNN-"Dumb Bastards" Chris Wallace-"Terrible" Savan… https://t.co/xIVhumDrcJ
10/21
2020
Wishing #StarWars fan & future Vice President of the United States of America the Happiest of Birthdays!!!!!!!!🎂🥳🎉🎈… https://t.co/78a6qkVMGjI'm counting the days until this election is over so I can try to ignore politics & go back to tweeting show-biz tr… https://t.co/uKj6sHIIbRI am beyond grateful for each & every Republican who have chosen to put country above party.… https://t.co/JtaWCSl3Qy
10/20
2020

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