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started from the bottom now im IN KARL MODE. (Email me death threats: Bergholz.Karl@gmail.com) .[Instagram: chet_bradby] .

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Joined Twitter 8/9/11


@hailivak Chicken lovers groupShe can also have my pickle I have plenty of relish on the dog @FatNightMusic I have never told a lie https://t.co/F1VZm5Ahktgod I wish I had someone I love here w me to eat 79% of my fries because I know I will only eat 21% https://t.co/Rj0LPdph2r
7/8
2020
Waze let’s you record your own voice now https://t.co/tNQJW63fdw
Retweeted by Karl From Online (Karl Mode) @DavidOMG Idk❀️GA post https://t.co/NaE9Ym81nu @mais_pourquoii I promise it wasn’tNvm false alarm I had some in the back of my truck (it was in a bottle it wasn’t just loose back there)Disaster has struck I have run out of cayenne pepperYet again another 90Β° day & im sitting in my sweltering apartment eating a bowl of hot hot soupI can’t hear you https://t.co/IPMoVcQv9vAre YOU currently AWARE ? https://t.co/CS5TJcIr0B @MC_SQUAR3D It’s a date ! @MC_SQUAR3D Miss you always but don’t worry I will come visit you in the fall on my way out west 🎈 @420degree Hell yeahI reckon I’m goin to eat a hotdog later @sundancecowgirl Lmao the perfect animal @MC_SQUAR3D πŸ₯ΊπŸŽˆβ€οΈMe and @HammerFist3 πŸ’‹ https://t.co/jnTXfkzEVp
Retweeted by Karl From Online (Karl Mode) @CaucasianJames Wisconsin is an important state send the haters my way James I will not let them harm you @ipodmacbook Juaque .....I hate to ask this of you people but I am going to buy a portait of myself to give to my mom as a gift before I mov… https://t.co/EGR6yGDIZj @RohnJobert https://t.co/QHoMG72zJa @RohnJobert 𝙄’𝙇𝙇 𝙨𝙀𝙀 π™”π™Šπ™ π˜Όπ™ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 π™‹π˜Όπ™‡π™€π™π™‡π™” π™‚π˜Όπ™π™€π™Ž π˜½π™π™Šπ™π™ƒπ˜Όπ˜Όπ˜ΌMight make a cup of soup rnCute propaganda. In reality Bezos's mommy and daddy gave him $245,573 to stop Amazon from failing in 1995, but you'… https://t.co/4B54gEG07S
Retweeted by Karl From Online (Karl Mode)Lol. This photograph got me an FBI file, but it sure did it’s job. https://t.co/OD50Q5ze9w
Retweeted by Karl From Online (Karl Mode) @Buncahn You can π™‡π™Šπ™Šπ™† π˜Όπ™ π™ˆπ™€ π˜Όπ™‰π˜Ώ π™Žπ™ƒπ™π™ 𝘿𝘼 π™π™π˜Ύπ™† 𝙐P @lillithofnine That’s true @WolfgangVonBerg I stopped giving my cat food & water to see how long she will last & it’s been monthsI love the chicken groups I have joined on Face BOOK https://t.co/fKyvss23qvOh no !!! yesterday I mansplained the gender of the bubble yum gum duck to a woman & today I realized I do this to… https://t.co/9gxOO2XVe8Good morning post for my friends on here https://t.co/1XfEuOAUzdGm post for my wife out there https://t.co/vVmJQRRlhnGET THIS BABY OUTTA HERE !!!!!!! https://t.co/DdwW9v8NM0 @Brosner85 Gm BrettGm https://t.co/6afUHT5VaY @denimchikken I do not get the referenceGn to you post https://t.co/udHJHYY77VTonight’s music is me beinn lazy 𝐼’𝓂 π“ˆπ‘œπ“‡π“‡π“Ž 𝐼’𝓂 π“ˆπ“Šπ’Έπ’½ 𝒢 π’½π“Šπ‘”π‘’ 𝓅𝒾𝑒𝒸𝑒 π‘œπ’» π“ˆπ’½π’Ύπ“‰ I’m learning okay https://t.co/dSJdyi9Y3J @SoccerMomSyd Me neither❀️ @lizardsdotcom Truly a great tweet @SoccerMomSyd Delete this tweetsauce should be free
Retweeted by Karl From Online (Karl Mode) @HollieRotten @greygucci Tbh gender doesn’t matter anyways so you’ll be fine @HollieRotten @greygucci πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πΌβ€™π“‚ π“ˆπ‘œπ“‡π“‡π“Ž 𝐼’𝓂 π“ˆπ“Šπ’Έπ’½ 𝒢 π’½π“Šπ‘”π‘’ 𝓅𝒾𝑒𝒸𝑒 π‘œπ’» π“ˆπ’½π’Ύπ“‰ @greygucci @HollieRotten Think again friend https://t.co/PYwYd5VeI9 @HollieRotten Fuck yeah the bubble yum gum goose is so badass I’ve always loved him he rocks @girlfr0g ☎️capiche? https://t.co/iccdnxFoDPwhy did my mom make 800 copies of this & nail them all around town https://t.co/RduyhlwyyB @samelpan I’m on a pcp diet I see PCP & then I eat itWhen people say that saying β€œthat’s all water under the bridge” I’m like.... no it’s not that’s some weird shit th… https://t.co/ePELUbctkT @KarynSpencer @MattPostSaysHi I don’t want to chew it I want to swallow it wholeπ’«π“π‘’π’Άπ“ˆπ‘’ ᢠʳᡒᡍ π™ˆπ™€Sometimes I just be liking tweets for fun @FatNightMusic Anything for my 4 favorite boys :) In order Ted Nik/dan tied for second & the other guyFat night the band is a great band & I love them @FatNightMusic https://t.co/wu2TsIjRt6
7/7
2020
@VictorPopeJr It’s so fireNothing to see here https://t.co/UcUsph8cbH @jbfan911 Where will you be located at ? I need to know why my brain doesn’t work good enoughNvm I just drank pickle juice instead gonna go take a shower ttylI don’t have any chips should I just drink the salsaas long as it’s not too much to ask https://t.co/a0wZ15nLCAFinally was accepted to join boa constictor fanatics Facebook page I am doing great today https://t.co/VUf0Uuhx6j @rayromanonews promptly swallow all 3 keys @sexypblady @OnlineAlison What da hell emma ! Get off Twitter ! @6969_6969696969 Yeah that’s true but I’m still missin da physical pussey part unfortunately .. but I got a metapho… https://t.co/HfjOw1zhY5 @6969_6969696969 Is this tweet about me @sexypblady @OnlineAlison Get off Twitter Emma πŸ™„ @the_kizzle https://t.co/SqauzptMq2& also lighting firesI guess I’m banned form school for being too smart& then I was the only one in the theater & the movie sucked fucking ass !!!!!!!remembered the time I was 13 years old & walking 7 miles to a movie theater in a town I had never been to in 90Β°f w… https://t.co/6nsZQumD6Bthis is what people mean when they say 'get his ass' https://t.co/Fw4xgmqmIZ
Retweeted by Karl From Online (Karl Mode) @Buncahn Ben you gotta jerk off dudeToday was supposed to be my first day back at school & nobody has invited me to the google classroom or zoom I am f… https://t.co/Ej6bt4YM0P @JustTedyBear No❀️Gm post for my friends https://t.co/3fmw4gR9N1 @JustTedyBear That does not matter to me it can still be a good morning @samelpan Good morning sweetieGood morning my dear friends https://t.co/5CVhDR1UdO @6969_6969696969 Gn sweet friend @6969_6969696969 Here is my impression of me thinking in my brain rn: β€œMichelle .... what will she do...”Gn post finals Gn post https://t.co/BgLrBYLBW4Eating salad right before bed https://t.co/XgGO5Mz7PyIt’s time to go to bed I wonder who would say gn back to me https://t.co/YoN35u2OQmmusic career is going nowhere & I don’t care https://t.co/JBInfAP0skSometimes I press the tweet button too much so I’m gonna put my phone down & see if I can figure out how a piano worksda best video game ever is called Upate My Resume & basically it’s like just typing it’s so cool @NecroCatt 𝐼’𝓂 π“ˆπ‘œπ“‡π“‡π“Ž only two exist & it’s me & my friends dad & it needs to stay that way 𝐼’𝓂 π“ˆπ‘œπ“‡π“‡π“ŽJust got out of the shower, feeling very clean & I’ve put on one of my favorite shirts https://t.co/2kk95lszEKI’ll try anything twice @Saddestbbalive I’ve eaten soup inside the shower I am not a coward @Saddestbbalive Will try this out tomorrowGetting in the shower rn which is one of my absolutely favorite places to become clean & also eat soapI think we both π™‡π™Šπ™Šπ™† handsome https://t.co/tAfldxPvtGLet’s entertain that jesus was real..if I was chilling around there at that time & I found out he died I would not… https://t.co/0pappDjQQY
7/6
2020

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