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started from the bottom now im IN KARL MODE. (Email me death threats: .[Instagram: chet_bradby] .

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@hailivak Chicken lovers groupShe can also have my pickle I have plenty of relish on the dog @FatNightMusic I have never told a lie I wish I had someone I love here w me to eat 79% of my fries because I know I will only eat 21%
Waze let’s you record your own voice now
Retweeted by Karl From Online (Karl Mode) @DavidOMG Idk❀️GA post @mais_pourquoii I promise it wasn’tNvm false alarm I had some in the back of my truck (it was in a bottle it wasn’t just loose back there)Disaster has struck I have run out of cayenne pepperYet again another 90Β° day & im sitting in my sweltering apartment eating a bowl of hot hot soupI can’t hear you YOU currently AWARE ? @MC_SQUAR3D It’s a date ! @MC_SQUAR3D Miss you always but don’t worry I will come visit you in the fall on my way out west 🎈 @420degree Hell yeahI reckon I’m goin to eat a hotdog later @sundancecowgirl Lmao the perfect animal @MC_SQUAR3D πŸ₯ΊπŸŽˆβ€οΈMe and @HammerFist3 πŸ’‹
Retweeted by Karl From Online (Karl Mode) @CaucasianJames Wisconsin is an important state send the haters my way James I will not let them harm you @ipodmacbook Juaque .....I hate to ask this of you people but I am going to buy a portait of myself to give to my mom as a gift before I mov… @RohnJobert @RohnJobert 𝙄’𝙇𝙇 𝙨𝙀𝙀 π™”π™Šπ™ π˜Όπ™ 𝙏𝙃𝙀 π™‹π˜Όπ™‡π™€π™π™‡π™” π™‚π˜Όπ™π™€π™Ž π˜½π™π™Šπ™π™ƒπ˜Όπ˜Όπ˜ΌMight make a cup of soup rnCute propaganda. In reality Bezos's mommy and daddy gave him $245,573 to stop Amazon from failing in 1995, but you'…
Retweeted by Karl From Online (Karl Mode)Lol. This photograph got me an FBI file, but it sure did it’s job.
Retweeted by Karl From Online (Karl Mode) @Buncahn You can π™‡π™Šπ™Šπ™† π˜Όπ™ π™ˆπ™€ π˜Όπ™‰π˜Ώ π™Žπ™ƒπ™π™ 𝘿𝘼 π™π™π˜Ύπ™† 𝙐P @lillithofnine That’s true @WolfgangVonBerg I stopped giving my cat food & water to see how long she will last & it’s been monthsI love the chicken groups I have joined on Face BOOK no !!! yesterday I mansplained the gender of the bubble yum gum duck to a woman & today I realized I do this to… morning post for my friends on here post for my wife out there THIS BABY OUTTA HERE !!!!!!! @Brosner85 Gm BrettGm @denimchikken I do not get the referenceGn to you post’s music is me beinn lazy 𝐼’𝓂 π“ˆπ‘œπ“‡π“‡π“Ž 𝐼’𝓂 π“ˆπ“Šπ’Έπ’½ 𝒢 π’½π“Šπ‘”π‘’ 𝓅𝒾𝑒𝒸𝑒 π‘œπ’» π“ˆπ’½π’Ύπ“‰ I’m learning okay @SoccerMomSyd Me neither❀️ @lizardsdotcom Truly a great tweet @SoccerMomSyd Delete this tweetsauce should be free
Retweeted by Karl From Online (Karl Mode) @HollieRotten @greygucci Tbh gender doesn’t matter anyways so you’ll be fine @HollieRotten @greygucci πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πŸ˜¬πΌβ€™π“‚ π“ˆπ‘œπ“‡π“‡π“Ž 𝐼’𝓂 π“ˆπ“Šπ’Έπ’½ 𝒢 π’½π“Šπ‘”π‘’ 𝓅𝒾𝑒𝒸𝑒 π‘œπ’» π“ˆπ’½π’Ύπ“‰ @greygucci @HollieRotten Think again friend @HollieRotten Fuck yeah the bubble yum gum goose is so badass I’ve always loved him he rocks @girlfr0g ☎️capiche? did my mom make 800 copies of this & nail them all around town @samelpan I’m on a pcp diet I see PCP & then I eat itWhen people say that saying β€œthat’s all water under the bridge” I’m like.... no it’s not that’s some weird shit th… @KarynSpencer @MattPostSaysHi I don’t want to chew it I want to swallow it wholeπ’«π“π‘’π’Άπ“ˆπ‘’ ᢠʳᡒᡍ π™ˆπ™€Sometimes I just be liking tweets for fun @FatNightMusic Anything for my 4 favorite boys :) In order Ted Nik/dan tied for second & the other guyFat night the band is a great band & I love them @FatNightMusic
@VictorPopeJr It’s so fireNothing to see here @jbfan911 Where will you be located at ? I need to know why my brain doesn’t work good enoughNvm I just drank pickle juice instead gonna go take a shower ttylI don’t have any chips should I just drink the salsaas long as it’s not too much to ask was accepted to join boa constictor fanatics Facebook page I am doing great today @rayromanonews promptly swallow all 3 keys @sexypblady @OnlineAlison What da hell emma ! Get off Twitter ! @6969_6969696969 Yeah that’s true but I’m still missin da physical pussey part unfortunately .. but I got a metapho… @6969_6969696969 Is this tweet about me @sexypblady @OnlineAlison Get off Twitter Emma πŸ™„ @the_kizzle also lighting firesI guess I’m banned form school for being too smart& then I was the only one in the theater & the movie sucked fucking ass !!!!!!!remembered the time I was 13 years old & walking 7 miles to a movie theater in a town I had never been to in 90Β°f w… is what people mean when they say 'get his ass'
Retweeted by Karl From Online (Karl Mode) @Buncahn Ben you gotta jerk off dudeToday was supposed to be my first day back at school & nobody has invited me to the google classroom or zoom I am f… @JustTedyBear No❀️Gm post for my friends @JustTedyBear That does not matter to me it can still be a good morning @samelpan Good morning sweetieGood morning my dear friends @6969_6969696969 Gn sweet friend @6969_6969696969 Here is my impression of me thinking in my brain rn: β€œMichelle .... what will she do...”Gn post finals Gn post salad right before bed’s time to go to bed I wonder who would say gn back to me career is going nowhere & I don’t care I press the tweet button too much so I’m gonna put my phone down & see if I can figure out how a piano worksda best video game ever is called Upate My Resume & basically it’s like just typing it’s so cool @NecroCatt 𝐼’𝓂 π“ˆπ‘œπ“‡π“‡π“Ž only two exist & it’s me & my friends dad & it needs to stay that way 𝐼’𝓂 π“ˆπ‘œπ“‡π“‡π“ŽJust got out of the shower, feeling very clean & I’ve put on one of my favorite shirts’ll try anything twice @Saddestbbalive I’ve eaten soup inside the shower I am not a coward @Saddestbbalive Will try this out tomorrowGetting in the shower rn which is one of my absolutely favorite places to become clean & also eat soapI think we both π™‡π™Šπ™Šπ™† handsome’s entertain that jesus was real..if I was chilling around there at that time & I found out he died I would not…