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the artist formerly known as Vampire Witch Queen, aka hannah aka stupid fucking idiot. toiling medievalist scholar/bubonic plague ridden sewer rat trying 2 die

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Joined Twitter 10/23/12

it’s me and adderall against the world
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@MackElainexo forreal ☠ if my parents just started singing in the middle of christmas i would think they're havin a strokeholiday traditions came up in zoom class today and what i learned is that an alarming amount of families sit around… @emmina_emmuccia it's fine i didn't need one, i've only tied my worth as a person to the attainment of one lol but… dream job used to be being a professor but since i am far too stupid and lazy to get a PhD, my new dream is to b… @Keally22 you make my dead little heart burst w LOVE πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯°πŸ’• @imnotbecca πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€ ilysm beautiful queen @BadUafs That's just not the same 😞i'm the ghost with the most, baby @BadUafs wait like literally??? we have one here??? i WILL road trip @bustedpipes ?????? whatwhen i say i'm meal prepping what i mean is that i'm making something mediocre in the crock pot and forcing myself… @Coll3enG happy birthday from me and my two stupid idiots!!! we love you gorgeous πŸŽŠπŸŽ‰πŸ₯³πŸ₯‚ @4lokomami ouch but fair, we would have too much fun slowly killing ourselves togetherwoke up in A Mood. on the fucking war path today. hope my students don't ask any fucking stupid ass questions in cl… Fox covered in blood. Breath if you agree.
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what job should i get after grad schooli'll do it but only if we can fistfight after @bustedpipes so what song did you playadhd is so cool and fun i love being dumb as shit !!!!! @ashleytitzdale hmmm maybe this is why no one will date me, i am very vocal about wanting to diei fucken hate a "how are you" bitch. are you fucking stupid???? you literally follow my finsta yet still have the A… @Curtis_Chthonic always 😈 @Grufferstein idk man its a planet fitness.. its much nicer than my counters as welloff brand as fuck but i am awake at 5 am to go to the gym. these countertops make me miss when i was addicted to co… an absolute stranger like he’s a pogo stick and absolutely devouring his woo hoo area is whatever but sleepi…
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@boydetective98 @sarahschauer omg same... this looks much less invasive than facial lipoβ€œI contain multitudes” pfft more like you contain the cum of multiple dudes
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made the first move and asked a m*n out and now i want to burn alive like its 1692 in this bitch @MackElainexo @Keally22 why thank you queen, your hair is simply *chef's kiss* too 😍😍 @Hannah_Martian thanks 4 reminding me to get off my ass n do laundry @asap_locky they're from @killstar @ecogggswell u are too kind hot mami πŸ₯ΊπŸ”₯ @bustedpipes i understand completelyhere is a picture of my friend's extremely cute living room @bustedpipes are u watching gossip girl
@ironicladyhate the fact that antivaxxers and their non vaccinated diseased spawn just walk around among us unseen… opinion but if i were Max in Hocus Pocus i woulda let the witches eat my sister. that bitch dani annoying af @bustedpipes the haters are shaking!!!! we love to see it! can't wait to see u thrive in cali and probably become famous @gracecamille_ i am clearly an idiot for not capitalizing on this strategy myselfa lot of my friends still watch college football after graduating and i'm shocked tbh. absolutely mind blowing that… and i am positive that i am a colony of sewer rats inhabiting the empty skin of a human, what makes this chick… @KylePlantEmoji that bitch is the landlord in my mind, its the worms who pay rentMf lives there rent free
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@smalballanxiety yes it was!i would describe my face as β€œproblematic”
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