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the artist formerly known as Vampire Witch Queen, aka hannah aka stupid fucking idiot. toiling medievalist scholar/bubonic plague ridden sewer rat trying 2 die

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Joined Twitter 10/23/12


it’s me and adderall against the world
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10/22
2020
@MackElainexo forreal ☠ if my parents just started singing in the middle of christmas i would think they're havin a strokeholiday traditions came up in zoom class today and what i learned is that an alarming amount of families sit around… https://t.co/j8AWdrX9M5 @emmina_emmuccia it's fine i didn't need one, i've only tied my worth as a person to the attainment of one lol but… https://t.co/HHlvfRsKvjmy dream job used to be being a professor but since i am far too stupid and lazy to get a PhD, my new dream is to b… https://t.co/fNwixthgFS @Keally22 you make my dead little heart burst w LOVE πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯°πŸ’• @imnotbecca πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€ ilysm beautiful queen @BadUafs That's just not the same 😞i'm the ghost with the most, baby https://t.co/zjMJ06zsw8 @BadUafs wait like literally??? we have one here??? i WILL road trip @bustedpipes ?????? whatwhen i say i'm meal prepping what i mean is that i'm making something mediocre in the crock pot and forcing myself… https://t.co/cjqZ2VQQwq @Coll3enG happy birthday from me and my two stupid idiots!!! we love you gorgeous πŸŽŠπŸŽ‰πŸ₯³πŸ₯‚ https://t.co/j7GqBLyNW3 @4lokomami ouch but fair, we would have too much fun slowly killing ourselves togetherwoke up in A Mood. on the fucking war path today. hope my students don't ask any fucking stupid ass questions in cl… https://t.co/yqiO2PrCS4Megan Fox covered in blood. Breath if you agree. https://t.co/gl0U6KvoaB
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10/21
2020
what job should i get after grad schooli'll do it but only if we can fistfight after https://t.co/0GY7O9CXA0 @bustedpipes so what song did you playadhd is so cool and fun i love being dumb as shit !!!!! @ashleytitzdale hmmm maybe this is why no one will date me, i am very vocal about wanting to diei fucken hate a "how are you" bitch. are you fucking stupid???? you literally follow my finsta yet still have the A… https://t.co/bSxn2iWcBP @Curtis_Chthonic always 😈 @Grufferstein idk man its a planet fitness.. its much nicer than my counters as welloff brand as fuck but i am awake at 5 am to go to the gym. these countertops make me miss when i was addicted to co… https://t.co/rToJQVAI7Friding an absolute stranger like he’s a pogo stick and absolutely devouring his woo hoo area is whatever but sleepi… https://t.co/kQYey6WmlT
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10/20
2020
@boydetective98 @sarahschauer omg same... this looks much less invasive than facial lipoβ€œI contain multitudes” pfft more like you contain the cum of multiple dudes
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10/19
2020
made the first move and asked a m*n out and now i want to burn alive like its 1692 in this bitch @MackElainexo @Keally22 why thank you queen, your hair is simply *chef's kiss* too 😍😍 @Hannah_Martian thanks 4 reminding me to get off my ass n do laundry @asap_locky they're from @killstar @ecogggswell u are too kind hot mami πŸ₯ΊπŸ”₯ @bustedpipes i understand completelyhere is a picture of my friend's extremely cute living room https://t.co/jy0rUiS4RM @bustedpipes are u watching gossip girl
10/18
2020
@ironicladyhate the fact that antivaxxers and their non vaccinated diseased spawn just walk around among us unseen… https://t.co/aGRhTSwx1uunpopular opinion but if i were Max in Hocus Pocus i woulda let the witches eat my sister. that bitch dani annoying af @bustedpipes the haters are shaking!!!! we love to see it! can't wait to see u thrive in cali and probably become famous @gracecamille_ i am clearly an idiot for not capitalizing on this strategy myselfa lot of my friends still watch college football after graduating and i'm shocked tbh. absolutely mind blowing that… https://t.co/sqbXn9VY4vyeah and i am positive that i am a colony of sewer rats inhabiting the empty skin of a human, what makes this chick… https://t.co/noBeeiWNXA @KylePlantEmoji that bitch is the landlord in my mind, its the worms who pay rentMf lives there rent free https://t.co/Jjvd0I604R
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10/17
2020
@smalballanxiety yes it was!i would describe my face as β€œproblematic”
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10/16
2020

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