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Born on the 69th day of the year. huge sinner/average penis/#BLM or gtfo - don’t fall in love with me #fuckqanon

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Joined Twitter 11/30/11


me at a party emerging from the bathroom that i have pooped and smoked a bowl in https://t.co/KGUWjgrUn3
Retweeted by spicy white @matthewtrush Don’t tell!From the deepest parts of my heart: @tedcruz suck my entire asshole, dick, and balls, you traitorous coward. Fuck y… https://t.co/pOAiYteoZE
1/19
2021
...god tried to kiss me @nodrab219 Is this sarcastic I will push you @connersportsguy He said “concussion shmushmushin I’m tryin to get paid” @Scott________ I love that he doesn’t even have a Twitter @nodrab219 I played for like a decade actually, I just lived in Kansas City long enough that my ability for hope for wins was like gone
1/18
2021
Chad henne debating how much a hospital bill is vs an extended contract https://t.co/vVdh9ExB6j @Scott________ This is my gf btw https://t.co/c3J3ncGjUyChad. Fucking. Henne.
1/17
2021
BREAKING: President Donald Trump becomes the first WWE Hall of Fame inductee in American history to be impeached as… https://t.co/ztx9aSCmkk
Retweeted by spicy whiteSorry I haven’t tweeted much but watching the GOP cave in on itself because of (exclusively) itself is just as sati… https://t.co/P4qP0Tga1A
1/13
2021
@JordanETID Illusione Rothschilds are a very good very reasonably priced cigar and they’re not humongous.they called buffalo wild wings for the review of that play
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1/9
2020
Fuck https://t.co/UP43tfKhaH
12/31
2020
@badboychadhoy Remind me later I got youIt’s p poetic that the BETTER fitting jeezys pants got, the world around them would become as inversely terrible
12/26
2020
Pro tip the second Christmas Eve service you blatantly skip comes with substantially less pushback/passive aggressi… https://t.co/gwMFUapLnZ
12/25
2020
ben shapiro’s wife, if you are reading this, i volunteer to eat your pussy one time just to show you what you deserve queen
Retweeted by spicy whiteFuck this entire country with a rhinos dickSure my brother is a doctor & my sister is a lawyer and that’s important but when NO one else in my family remember… https://t.co/qmAWI7aKT6 @badboychadhoy God sucks imo @CobbCountyRepub @GregoryDJones @realDonaldTrump Lollllllll https://t.co/OoEobAiVoE
12/20
2020
Jesus Christ
12/19
2020
Before & after being called pretty https://t.co/PtGQUQeKsX
12/18
2020
@jonkeyjong You’re one cold motherI’m so glad people like this exist. idk you @bishoblaine but tysm hail Satan & shit https://t.co/Z96N5hOFfh
12/16
2020
@badboychadhoy Saddle up, partner @badboychadhoy I meant suck Jesus that was almost weird @badboychadhoy I’ll fuck your dick and I love you manOne fucking sad garbage stupid year today. I miss you, fucker. https://t.co/VOWTkcW0idChicken POT pie is good enough without needing to FUCKING LIE about it’s INGREDIENTS
12/14
2020
@muenfua Badass dude.
12/7
2020
This is gold https://t.co/VxcT5seE1J @WhitmerThomas Boy in the snake pit Gary gonzalez The runaway sons Coronado left for dead @jonkeyjong Fuck you man with your chompin assMy mom can sneak in all pre meal prayers she wants but she CANNOT stop me, NOR has EVER STOPPED ME from using that… https://t.co/5ulIHeNg3j
12/1
2020
https://t.co/sK6B5L6OO7https://t.co/PRVbwIIsBh @badboychadhoy Unless @badboychadhoy Metaphorically dude chill @badboychadhoy She doesn’t have my favorite one tho https://t.co/yNKTdM7JUQ @badboychadhoy I would still fuck your mom tbh @adastroworld @badboychadhoy Link please holy shit @jonkeyjong No god DAMNIT it is satan’s scum! Why does everyone say that fuckMy band (Satan’s Scum) is on temporary hiatus due to my mom and the “hoa” not letting us have band practice our alb… https://t.co/lSNyfK2SOX
11/28
2020
Everyone join my cult it’s called “the church of Eric rose and latter laid saints” who’s inAs a non religious person, the holidays are a time of mourning for me
11/27
2020
Jesus really pulled the ultimate bait & switch by kicking Christianity off with making just a fuckload of wine
11/25
2020
I’m haven’t been brave enough to dine at outback ever since they switched to their “no rules” model
11/22
2020
@jonkeyjong She’s perfect
11/13
2020
Guys.... https://t.co/o5XhQLJTZd
11/11
2020
At a fucking. Landscape place. https://t.co/io74sIIkt9 @badboychadhoy It’s all love. You know that, sailor. @badboychadhoy *it @badboychadhoy Word. But white dude to white dude - give a fuckin day. @badboychadhoy Yeah. The take is also like...hella privileged. Some people are literally relieved bc their rights w… https://t.co/0oqPp6W95HHey fellow white guys. We get it. Shut the fuck up with this stupid take that smacks of the privilege everyone has… https://t.co/cIIwZ7Ee7c
11/8
2020
Election erection!!
11/7
2020
Woke up with a classic case of the “everything is meaningless and maybe I’m just charming not gifteds” @jonkeyjong Hopefully Darwin is right in the situation.
10/26
2020
@sckaterush Omg also condoms @sckaterush This one stupid ass bullshit tech company i worked at gave us yetis.
10/25
2020
@amyisadumbname I trusted you with the care of my Jon and this is the fucking thanks I get.
10/22
2020
I call cps any time I see a kid wearing jean shorts. no child should be subjected to that kind of abuse and it will NOT HAPPEN on my watch
10/21
2020
Todd glass is a national treasure https://t.co/cNw8KT21EMhttps://t.co/ujHQudUEPdHere’s more https://t.co/9aeehGSEVLTop 5 wildest fit I ever seen in the club https://t.co/fE8Pmpju56
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10/20
2020
@matthewtrush Look at you now, though. Swimming in it
10/18
2020
@devinrosepath What @LivPosting I hit em with the ol “i know you are but what am I” @ToddGlass Is this your Netflix special preview i can’t wait to go I just bought tickets to the recordingRemember every other year before this one man was that a time @joelmathis0 Oooo you clever minx @joelmathis0 Those are the only kind i have, sugar 💃😈Yo i just realized that serial killers are probably fucking THRIVING right nowDudes will be like “I CANNOT get a girl to like me!” And also own 20 airsoft guns
10/17
2020
God and capitalism can kiss my ballsWow. Risking disease to sing garbage songs to a dude in the sky. I can’t believe it but I think I have found the bi… https://t.co/Q8VMSR3WF3 @seanfeucht Stay out you fucking idiots
10/15
2020
@icecube how you gonna fall for jerry againI would say I am pro legalization mostly bc I assume most dispensaries won’t randomly close for any random amount o… https://t.co/uKHA22CwvNHey guys look at my fucking dog she’s perfect and I moved a foot closer at a time in order to take this https://t.co/OKqVAJKyNE
10/14
2020
I want to buy a flesh light but buying one feels like premeditated masturbation
10/13
2020
Cannot remember the last time i plowed some puss w/o trampoline shoes on
10/7
2020
@jeremiahjohn Like you’ve never done that
10/6
2020
Whenever i hear Pink Floyd’s song The Wall, at the end when that voice keeps saying “you can’t have any more puddin… https://t.co/zjfBg5y2pGThis is the third time this week i flushed one of my testiclesI fucking hate the Midwest
10/5
2020
Okay that’s all. I was just very annoyed. I love you. Amen.And fucking research the breeds. Jesus Christ. Some dogs are CUTE but you will fucking HATE owning them. Small does… https://t.co/HUXMlFZA46But dogs understand this shit. And if you can, try to rescue them. If you don’t do that get them from a good breede… https://t.co/yWLZO1gxadHer puppy is fucking adorable. I love her.Today this family member stopped by with a puppy she got from a breeder or something and is on a payment plan forI digressAfter I had to put my old king down, she sort of adopted me: started sleeping next to me, she moves my shoes so she… https://t.co/Fmnzk2AhiFLayla is sincerely the sweetest https://t.co/cwmxvnwlm4Someone my family knows gave my parents her rescue pit that she “didn’t have the time for” my parents are in their 60s
10/4
2020

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