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Andy Bell @hankchizljaw Cheltenham, UK

Consultant designer & dev - Educator at @piccalilli_ - Co-author https://t.co/G9bQ7FBook - Created CUBE CSS https://t.co/Y0DECcgqrN - Contact: andy.bell@hey.com

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Joined Twitter 12/22/09


@cassiecodes https://t.co/CETb60c6qpMaybe reply guys are so incessant because they're all waiting on 30min builds and killing time on twitter.
Retweeted by Andy BellTranslation is a highly specialised skill that adds value to your to product and grows your audience. It really sho… https://t.co/VUVh49enWK
Retweeted by Andy Bell @lurkmoophy extremely on board @spacedawwwg ah the entire thread screams of gatsby being an utter trash company tbh i think some contractors like… https://t.co/FJhggTBDRJ @Padday this thread is legit tragic. you should be extremely ashamed of yourself @DavidDarnes there are good threads? @defaced extreme ego problems @spacedawwwg they completely blurred the lines of a contractor and full time employee relationship with utter incom… https://t.co/VsEIvq1G6E @CarolSaysThings absolutely love this recordI really wish more companies had part time roles available. You get the same skills and expertise for cheaper and… https://t.co/fyasbQgoIh
Retweeted by Andy Belllike is it cancel shitty tech company day or something because I am on board @hmans ditto. they are responsible for so many perf issueslol intercom launching their product dragging their competitors while lashing out hustle porn is not a good look w… https://t.co/wAEiOiZzeW @liatrisbian @jbwharris Not silly at all. He's held high on a pedestal because he invented javascript. tech bros wi… https://t.co/gIYplWg4cv @Jwalter14 it wouldn't be results day without itI was seriously considering Gatsby for a new site a few months ago, then luckily Andy popped up in my feeds announc… https://t.co/KjOsJrANQ2
Retweeted by Andy Bell @thomas_k_r @Mr_Jean @heydonworks i'll tap in here and say that the reason i talk like this in the open is because… https://t.co/DdAKtwKfAThappy white middle class people telling students that a levels and gcses don't matter because they turned out fine day, everyoneabsolutely damning tech *needs* this. so many dudes like kyle parade around being nothing but absolute charlatans https://t.co/XcAG7Tx3azThe CEO is a "move-fast break things" cowboy coder who says technical things are "sexy" and spends his time proclai… https://t.co/s88s9tTmbi
Retweeted by Andy Bellthis is about as surprising to be as the sky being blue https://t.co/jS0rulqsW9There are too many people who equate "VC backed" with: - innovation - massive growth - hot new thing - status symb… https://t.co/Tb95Td3eq7
Retweeted by Andy BellAlso: if you use Gatsby, whether by choice or not: hold them accountable. They are nothing without their community… https://t.co/r87jEUsJ5Z
Retweeted by Andy Bellunionize. strike. protest. read. organize. it all needs to be torn down.
Retweeted by Andy Bellsure, switch your blog to 11ty if it gives you peace of mind. but Gatsby's still going to get venture money. compan… https://t.co/xmru0W3xWm
Retweeted by Andy BellPeople are saying "guess I won't use Gatsby" but it's more than that. It's about our entire capitalist ecosystem, o… https://t.co/Co4MkCyfvj
Retweeted by Andy Bell @heydonworks This one I’ll never forget. The cheek of it and then the “were just following the codevember thing” was laughably terriblealso gatsby need to hire competent hr people or they’re gonna be a ticking lawsuit time bomb https://t.co/aKXIfgjw8SThis reminded me how it isn’t “just developers/managers/tech roles” who lead you to burn out and trauma. My persona… https://t.co/j16VfXC7pi
Retweeted by Andy BellAnd if you’d like to learn more about front-end tooling, we have @umaar’s online workshop on Front-End Testing and… https://t.co/Yf3PsnoIEa
Retweeted by Andy Bell✉️ Notification (CSS) @CodePen https://t.co/RtMaoorHJW Concept @nurasyrof https://t.co/fhRowoAH2M
Retweeted by Andy BellAnyway, during my 5+ years in the tech industry, what I witnessed is, the way to becoming a long-term, iconic compa… https://t.co/LGqIDH5cAt
Retweeted by Andy BellI was gonna start working on some Gatsby material that focuses on perf and accessibility but not a chance now. I do… https://t.co/cDgvQyH5A8I know some incredible people that work there and I really hope they get out because they deserve so much more than… https://t.co/mDnmRCsQ8YSo I’m not gonna beat around the bush: These hyped-up, VC funding-stuffed, tech bro-run companies are all the same:… https://t.co/mtcESOmHNU @rasliche @eleven_ty Arghhh! Glad you got it in the end tho 🙂 @seaotta https://t.co/l0UbzTSsDY @GatsbyJS I was disappointed to see this, you can do better than this. cc @kylemathews. https://t.co/NFN7GKK97r
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8/13
2020
@EliFitch @xdesro @Una @ScottKellum Only thread-bearers may know @cassiecodes Thank you for subscribing. An incel will be with you shortly.so if your opinions about a certain ssg have taken a…downturn i made an 11ty course https://t.co/PZ3HueCZapAlso — I wanted to do this in better circumstances, but if you've contributed to the Gatsby, React, or any technica… https://t.co/4QN5GTFNlR
Retweeted by Andy Bell @olliethinks zzzzzzzz @tesseralis all I can say is “good god”. I hope your next gig is heaps better than that tyre fire.I wanna go to bed but can’tHave you ever wanted to create your own user interface for selling toilet paper? 🧻 💸 Today's your lucky day! Crea… https://t.co/kd9Y2fJrYq
Retweeted by Andy Bell @Mamboleoo code grifting tip: be a mayfly @seaotta Holy moly, you’re made of very tough stuff mate! Hope your mums surgery goes well 🙏good god the thread (we all know which one) just keeps goingWho would have thought a React-based static site generator company with an arse-load of venture capital and a pench… https://t.co/wglugw1lK7
Retweeted by Andy BellGatsby had a section on its website called "creators" which lists people who used gatsby. Its was a poorly maintain… https://t.co/kiEHRDSBT6
Retweeted by Andy BellAs a bit of a tangent, I'd like to add that Gatsby draws in people by hiring a lot of high profile engineers and op… https://t.co/jen4W7aZaX
Retweeted by Andy BellThe “B” in “Blazing Fast” stands for Bullshit I guessIf you come across this ad, please interact positively with it. I did not spent 2 decades as an editor and work my… https://t.co/ytneLmJclK
Retweeted by Andy BellNarrator: The year, in fact, was not going to be fantastic for Britain https://t.co/ahm8CiCjqc
Retweeted by Andy Bell @jbwharris u must not speak ill of the king of the incels james @AndyDavies @StuRobson @heydonworks Ah yeh I remember reading this. Fascinating stuff. @dudeischill hello this facial expression is valid every time I get an invoice from solicitorsgood gosh this is a hell of a thread which confirms some of the suspicions I have of gatsby, the company https://t.co/QWJbta4QV5 @MozDevNet this is good but “right now” doesn’t instil confidence, I’ll be honest.a rule of twitter is that if you talk about browsers, an incel is duty-bound to get in your mentions and talk about brave @antonkmyrberg @torkna Ok now we’re talking but can you make it free how dare you charge @antonkmyrberg @torkna I’m only interested if you’re going to publish an ebook about it to be honestandy what do you do for a job me: https://t.co/o3R7ZnGHEc @antonkmyrberg @torkna hmmm ok but where are the unit tests?!don’t tweet about mdn @TheCodePixi would pay any money for that would pay thousands to not be “I wonder what @hankchizljaw thinks” tagged too @TheCodePixi interesting business model ideait me again https://t.co/FpVgoFbWYk @liatrisbian why bother having fun when you can [boring statement here]making a new service called MEN which is like next gen MDN where we just reply to your tweets instead of providing value @cassiecodes https://t.co/E16trPgVTO @madr_se would pay lots of bucks if we could tho @heydonworks @StuRobson Blimey. It’s totally possible that a version of it has been around for a long timeit literally takes 10 seconds so y’all have no excuse not to add alt text https://t.co/hcNWwGz1AC @StuRobson @heydonworks 2018?!?! @messypixels Yeh that would be handy @heydonworks my neighbours, who are paramedics, are convinced they had it in November @StuRobson @davebeesley [seeths in polite tory] @davebeesley Most middle class tweet ever. You sound like a Lib Demit’s raining and there’s a cool breeze 🎉🎉😭😭 @heydonworks @__tmns Huh yeh that’s definitely my bad. Can’t remember why I added it in there. Leave it with me 👍 @meowlivia_ don’t encourage me olivia I need to be stopped @LtdBookkeeping yeh I document all that process here https://t.co/x2koHwHgEOYou can see the thing we built here: https://t.co/dBWbLF8sx0Mr @chriscoyier and I did some live coding together last week and you can watch it here. We built an art-directed… https://t.co/1pxT7VaNmo @Vanaf1979 Oh cool it’s live already! @sallylait oh gosh the “hello I know you just got off stage so let’s have an in-depth conversation” situations not happening alone are great @developerontour @deanleigh nah don’t bother @indextwo @AndreJaenisch @iamhirusi @Shunkashuu1 please remove me from this thread 😫I shoulda announced that like a grifter Announcing 🤩🤩🤩 My meetings 😱 are done 🚀🚀🚀 I’m so fortunate for this comm… https://t.co/WcwcD50OSYyou’ll be happy to know my meetings are all done so normal service will resumedefinitely do this 👇 https://t.co/yXfyRId0TYgonna start referring to my home office as a studio and up my day rate @olliethinks I hate u all @loststudios Always @rafahari lmao ship it @CodeFoodPixels good lord lolhello yes I am shitposting a lot I have back-to-back meetings all day and it is currently 35 degrees in my office
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2020

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