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@Sacheverell That can be fixed. @Sacheverell Been there, done that :) @Sacheverell I mean, why not just drive straight to Seattle, instead of dropping by the airport and complicating things? @Sacheverell That seems like a really round about way mate.
1/19
2020
@Graphoniac @Direwolf20 Awww. Maybe next time :) @Direwolf20 Decent looking cuts, don’t see any hiramasa though. 8/10.
1/18
2020
@Wyld That's a gorgeous mug, I need one of those.
1/17
2020
@Kleetho @Technostar98 The lesson of patience.
1/14
2020
@Wyld Good for you man. Strongly recommend using a version control system, such as git. Even on a one man project… https://t.co/G4TKx8i0YF
1/13
2020
@Kleetho @Graphoniac @Technostar98 @ZeldoKavira No, you let the love flow. But behind closed doors please, thank you. @Graphoniac @Kleetho @Technostar98 @ZeldoKavira Doable. @Graphoniac @Kleetho @Technostar98 @ZeldoKavira But then I can’t cover my own ears. Look, I think we need to just… https://t.co/c50jkwOL0a @Graphoniac @Kleetho @Technostar98 @ZeldoKavira Not even I can stop love. All we can do is cover our eyes, and ears. @Kleetho @Technostar98 @ZeldoKavira Now you’re just showing off. @Kleetho @Technostar98 @ZeldoKavira Y’all get a room.
1/11
2020
@stroughtonsmith Try having Mallegol-Hansen as your last name. I dare you. I think I can count on one hand the nu… https://t.co/5eZct22pWCAdult life: The most exciting thing going in is the new office furniture you ordered.
1/10
2020
@Direwolf20 @Pahimar Stop it.
1/7
2020
@Graphoniac Hah, no problem :) I can relate to the feeling. I purposefully cut out most news and current events fr… https://t.co/zGIXAjLpAv @Graphoniac Absolutely need it. It's important to try to help the world where we can, but if we can't even live wi… https://t.co/zxTzPBDuxl @stetsonsbeard @siracusa This is why you use vectors kids!
1/4
2020
@Sacheverell @Graphoniac Ground? Me? I can't even see the ground from up here. @Sacheverell I mean... you probably wish you had that 2020 hindsight when you made that tweet. @voxcpw I imagine similar issues may arise in a family where the parent has a Steam account for the kids to use. B… https://t.co/RXhLC8pNTcAnother chapter on humans being arbitrary: I realized today, that if you lay the world flat in the manner that time… https://t.co/PGiqqUNOTy
1/1
2019
@Graphoniac @Sacheverell @shayylatte You use a fork for that? Daaaaamn.
12/31
2019
Although it may sound painfully obvious to anyone else, I think my biggest lesson was that it's okay to be happy.… https://t.co/kLIyVwLJTOOn the flip side, I also got to meet some truly world-class software engineers in my time at Google. And you know… https://t.co/XZ3PlfjAU810 years ago I graduated from one level in the Danish educational system, and moved onto another. I believed I was… https://t.co/LkOAsWFZHm(Oh the Irony of making a spelling and grammatical mistake in a comment on people being imperfect, I love it)On a meta level: I leanred to accept that humans are arbitrary, and make big deals out of such things as their cale… https://t.co/Gccov1WrPQLooking forward into the next decade (Get out of here people who tell me that's in another year), and reflecting on… https://t.co/rUsVB2M41p
12/30
2019
@voxcpw @Tahgtahv I don’t know if I’d say stupid, but it’s silly to believe that human systems are consistent alway… https://t.co/5qqg5Yhpjd @BloodAdept @Tahgtahv Did we start with 1 AD though? I’m pretty confident people 2018 years ago weren’t calling it “year 1”. @voxcpw @Tahgtahv Would that imply the century ended at Dec 31st 2000? Because that would just be silly. @ohaiiChun @Imalune Do you see a theme in this year’s holiday gifts? https://t.co/g08oLCbm2B @amadornes @ohaiiChun @Imalune Is it broken Spanish... or just Mexican Spanish? (☞゚ヮ゚)☞ Probably broken, but it was worth the joke. @ohaiiChun @Imalune https://t.co/qgvMGHgcpG @beakfriends Duh. Didn't you know all of software development is secretly just enabling the correct features in yo… https://t.co/hDQ3YH3XX6
12/29
2019
@Raziers @Wyld @ladyhana There's something to be said about vendor independence though ;)
12/28
2019
@docm77 @Enderized That assumes one “must” choose the most powerful route, but why? Why not take the slow road som… https://t.co/uMpRmMepAI @morvelaira Sex sells is so last decade. FUD is where it’s at. @Graphoniac Wat. How? But... no?
12/27
2019
@backlon Micro, I wish. What about the things using mini usb? @LexManos “Fun”
12/26
2019
@Vazkii Brings back the memories of being 10, and spending at least as long on word-art as I did on the actual paper I was writing. @Graphoniac Wow. What a butt.
12/25
2019
@ScruffyBunnyNL Disagree. Food is love. @ScruffyBunnyNL I don’t understand how those people live. @ScruffyBunnyNL Who eats one burrito?
12/24
2019
@Graphoniac @Direwolf20 https://t.co/c9NtAZhWrF @LexManos @Technostar98 @Master_Trotter https://t.co/SahwVWLHT5
12/23
2019
@Graphoniac @Direwolf20 Technically correct. But also not a very helpful recipe. @Direwolf20 That looks really good, how do you make it?
12/21
2019
This is getting awfully specific @Twitter https://t.co/P4W8HmLPEM @Graphoniac I blame you Graph. https://t.co/IMrPyd4I9K
12/20
2019
@Graphoniac This is going to take a while. https://t.co/OZVR04feTA
12/19
2019
@Graphoniac @Sacheverell Jerks. @slicedlime Have I found a time machine? Everyone knows the nether update came out in 2010.
12/17
2019
@stroughtonsmith TouchéRIP The sheep. https://t.co/Sj0LTFNxAv @stroughtonsmith Do people still just camp out inside a house for 5 minutes straight, and kill you the moment you open a door?
12/15
2019
@Graphoniac @Sacheverell @Yirggzmb @MrGraphoniac Good talk. @Sacheverell @Graphoniac @Yirggzmb @MrGraphoniac I see what you're saying, I just don't "get" it. Why do I want to… https://t.co/ABGG59rtGY @Sacheverell @Graphoniac @Yirggzmb @MrGraphoniac But they're not really listening to your answer anyway either are… https://t.co/kZrxRpGrhU @Graphoniac @Yirggzmb @MrGraphoniac You do you. As a foreigner to this society, I just find it perplexing. That a… https://t.co/7Ts266Pged @Yirggzmb @Graphoniac @MrGraphoniac I don't agree with that, but my point is, even if I did. I don't find people sm… https://t.co/53M7mlHfLJHow to be a man: - Grow the fuck up - ??? - Profit @Tahgtahv @Myrathi @JustinMontanus @DrGeekasaurus Well at that point is' mostly a geopolitical question :) I'm not… https://t.co/hhlEOq9Nw1 @Graphoniac @MrGraphoniac That's pretty sad. @Graphoniac @MrGraphoniac "Smile" is the one that triggers me the most. I've heard it so much since spending signif… https://t.co/vCnHGiROxU @JustinMontanus @Myrathi @DrGeekasaurus I don't have much faith in a Chinese company protecting my privacy. @Myrathi @DrGeekasaurus To each their own. I've seen enough whilst working at Google, that the only Android OEM I'… https://t.co/J2cDdKlCP5 @DrGeekasaurus @Myrathi If you want a quality Android device, you more or less have to get Pixel in my opinion. At… https://t.co/42PXlbzPuA @ivucica @A_Porcupine So am I. But I also hate some short-sighted people :)
12/14
2019
@Sacheverell So XboxSeX?There's something uncomfortable about watching one of your parents, share racist remarks on Facebook. It's worse w… https://t.co/3uIGIhMNV2
12/13
2019
@jjcomack "proviciency" - Tell me more. @lutzee_ @Graphoniac @MaxAmpere_ M’kay. @DanTwoHundred My mother in law used the term un-ironically just last week! @Graphoniac Now if you had *really* put your big girl pants on, you wouldn’t have needed social validation. (Pls d… https://t.co/NWCQ1DAv5H @A_Porcupine I think the second half of that tweet could stand on its own :) @Graphoniac Yeah. Well you gotta do your thing, god or not. @Graphoniac Good news is, the chance they’re “right with god” is near none.
12/12
2019
@Graphoniac @Sacheverell @Toby_1066 Wat
12/11
2019
@Sacheverell Look Sach. I haven't followed what those vanilla guys were up to since like... 2012. It's all about the mods.I've been playing Minecraft since 2010. Today I learned how to use the off-hand, and armor stand.
12/9
2019
This tweet brought to you by: Me being confused for a solid minute why Xcode was complaining that Date and Data are not compatible types.You know what really grinds my gears? Date and Data are both words used all the time in programming, and they're s… https://t.co/n1gNMejYtt
12/6
2019
@C418 I really like it for programming in particular. Has a good balance of interesting sounds, yet not being distracting. @Graphoniac @Sacheverell @NikkiExDee And on that note, cheers. https://t.co/gkJ3BcB1KM @Graphoniac @Sacheverell @NikkiExDee ❄️ The snow is melting :( ❄️ What is makeup? ❄️ HOW DO YOU LIVE WITHOUT CONTIN… https://t.co/PCfMbOfLWA
12/5
2019
@marcoarment It's a race to the bottom. If you don't engage in objectionable business practice, you're not "playing the game".
12/4
2019
@KofiTheChee @Runew0lf I've checked, and that's definitely how timezones work. @KofiTheChee @Runew0lf Move to the west coast, and "middle of the night" becomes 3 PM, that way you're still at wor… https://t.co/n5q9wIzObxWhen you spend all day trying to figure out a problem, and the solution suddenly just comes to you. https://t.co/7OllgPUegQ @NikkiExDee A healthy sleep schedule? @Sacheverell @Graphoniac @iKasperr I don't have
12/3
2019
@Graphoniac In that case, you definitely must not eat any of the food. It's all delicious and I want to keep it to… https://t.co/XqM0qCoGcD
12/2
2019
@benedictevans That wouldn’t work, no Android OEM offers security updates for that long last I checked.
12/1
2019

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