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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman mollie.goodfellow@gmail.com

a writer for tv things. get that lamb outta here. she/her.

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Joined Twitter 10/29/09


I always forget Dave Chappelle is in You’ve Got Mail???I am going to get something like this on my ribcage https://t.co/bSeWEV2w8Hare we all gonna get a commemorative 2020 tattoo or whatdid someone say 3 Saturdays until Christmas?? xoxo https://t.co/K4hDqamYvN
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Retweeted by Mollie Goodfellow @fratonic @onepeloton awfulhow do I get in the pocket of Big @onepeloton @thwphipps I remember when I first saw this and I spent so long agonising trying to work out what the joke was and… https://t.co/KwEaS32oM9found out last night our cat goes to the kebab shop down the road every day & they give him lamb mince. there's a picture of him on the wall
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Retweeted by Mollie Goodfellowexcited for the pandemic to be over so I can stop washing my hands every day!!!My substantial meal ruining the vibe https://t.co/L00cgdVAQN
Retweeted by Mollie Goodfellowneed a weighted blanket so heavy that it crushes my bones and I disintegrate into mere dust, settling back into the earth from whence i came
Retweeted by Mollie GoodfellowI’ve got the electric blanket on and the window open, that’s right folks - I’m a manic pixie dream girl @annawaits It is a curseme https://t.co/30pPRW1jeF
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12/5
2020
@EddieRobson They have told me to say no comment but yes @rossmcgovern of course it is!!! @roisincaird omg @hurricane_ros I love it and also finding out people’s favourite orders from particular takeawaysmy lawyers have asked me to clarify that it can be all three at once @CharlotteBHC @SaimaFerdows That’s flirting @SaimaFerdows Agreed @ethanharv oh snap @nathan_foad 😍 @nathan_foad Nathan are you tall??? @EwaSR something to think about!!!is he actually attractive or is he just tall and has made you laugh out loud @youngvulgarian well that’s interesting cos I remember inviting you to an envelope opening and you didn’t even RSVPDid Kim Cattrall write this. https://t.co/nQZdwFTf0g
Retweeted by Mollie Goodfellow @jounwin This is the year to do it @ashleyfryer inappropriate for a children’s film to have a sex melody @AmyCMason Wild!!! @Remember_Sarah Bartok’s dad @looceefur as it should by the sounds of it? @twcuddleston And he can say it to my face 👀Right, I’m reading the plot and the Child Catcher is employed by the local aristocracy????It is only 15 minutes shorter than The Irishman??? And this is a children’s film??? It’s not for me @JoGoyderWilson It is 145 minutes long??? @SaimaFerdows I hope it does!! People need to know the risks!!! @SaimaFerdows couple of scary farts this week I’m not gonna lie SaimaChitty Chitty Bang Bang? A musical with a character called The Child Catcher? Who catches children in a big cage on… https://t.co/xKuH9US3Js @andrewr124xx I know I love ithttps://t.co/aHuqbP4Ovv
Retweeted by Mollie Goodfellowdo you think Jurgen Klopp whispers "klipp klopp" to himself when he shuts clip lock tupperwarehttps://t.co/cf9mr1kTAY https://t.co/25P43gsP76
Retweeted by Mollie GoodfellowBig 2020 energy https://t.co/c4HOZDrl2X
Retweeted by Mollie Goodfellow @actualjack omg screaming at the wales partthe monolith’s pr deciding where to put one in the uk https://t.co/4tOxQWKrfD
Retweeted by Mollie Goodfellowi’m at the mcmonolith, y’all want anything? https://t.co/h4tyhfQiWj
Retweeted by Mollie Goodfellow @tom_usher_ what is the shandy version of a substantial meal if a scotch egg counts as a substantial mealNaw im fuckin crying https://t.co/0Oz3oDIicX
Retweeted by Mollie Goodfellow @katybeale I imagine it's been edited but I don't know about shopped? @joshbythesea but lettuce is savoury lettuce @MissAHaddow @DavidNWriter It is so unrelenting miserable @SaimaFerdows what has happened to the brows @joshbythesea profiteroles are just sweet ravioli @MissAHaddow @DavidNWriter A Little LifeBig "It Has Pockets" Energy https://t.co/hqPoxzYkya @nickw84 @yngvlgrn I am so stressed about the browsOne-third of all Americans killed by strangers are killed by police.
Retweeted by Mollie Goodfellowhas there ever been a scientific explanation for why so many soccer players are handsome
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Retweeted by Mollie GoodfellowMy nemesis can have my bowels - not part of the transplant thing, they can just get a big ol' bag for life full of… https://t.co/Qi9YenRktZAnd the various levels, like okay this person can have my plasma or corneas but they absolutely under no circumstan… https://t.co/yXbLSnT04POrgans to my mutuals only thanks!!imagine being on the organ donor list, so you're up for giving your organs away if you die, but you're allowed to p… https://t.co/UsOoKqbCwqWho FOCKIN wrote this 😡 https://t.co/HZMOrV5GFH
Retweeted by Mollie Goodfellow @mlothianmclean it’s me x @RachaelKrishna so am I buddy!!!FARMER: hey you! get out of my fields! ST MARTIN: make me
Retweeted by Mollie Goodfellow @laurenpattison happy birthday!! xxx @CigaretteCalpol pls rt x @fgoodway Frankie, good morning @joshspero 🤠 @joshspero is...is it medo they call it the birth canal cos it’ll feel like someone’s dumped a trolley in there afterwardsi don’t even want to go back to normal anymore. i don’t even want to go to a rave or have fun. this year has been s… https://t.co/Lc0MLcAHGy
Retweeted by Mollie Goodfellow @bencsmoke is your house saltysnow in December is a bit on the nose @FUERTESKNIGHT big mood @SamWhyte number four is just a mouth speculum @MilesKlee sorry my friend they already made Cats (2020)!!!me and a random note from my phone https://t.co/znGOUs5DcA
Retweeted by Mollie Goodfellow @LloydGriffith help me get the tick and I’ll stopimagine being verified on Instagram, how good looking do you have to be @BeeBabs https://t.co/u57sF91Vp7
12/4
2020
@BeeBabs I watched S1 and I feel like Kombucha girl cos on the one hand it is what it is but on the other hand she… https://t.co/WWLCO1ZlhQsorry to all who I've misled. I am not a "beauty blogger." I thought that meant a beautiful person who blogs, which is what I am
Retweeted by Mollie Goodfellow @BeeBabs I’m on episode three and I respect TV production so much rn @BeeBabs what’s for breakfast sluts @BeeBabs See you in several days!!! @BeeBabs I am reading this and I just am so confused @amateuradam (and of course, congratulations to you!!!!!!!!) @amateuradam this is the best day of my life @amateuradam my whole life has been heading towards pretending to be a corpse @amateuradam can I have a cameo @Ceilidhann I watched the director’s cut of Nymphomaniac 2 by mistake and I’m traumatised @EdGambleComedy have you set aside to December to just watch every film
12/3
2020

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