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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman mollie.goodfellow@gmail.com

a writer for many things. cute and precariously employed. it’s probably a joke. she/her.

2,986 Following   78,826 Followers   84,650 Tweets

Joined Twitter 10/29/09


I would have a panic attack https://t.co/nSkj8sOmcq @JonnElledge I love him @poornabell Happy birthday legend xThis year simply won't end, it is relentlessme https://t.co/Qgvv9NqTzmMankind wasn’t meant to work in December. We were meant to hide from wolves, drink, and pray our autumn harvest wi… https://t.co/b9BpdRarYk
Retweeted by Mollie Goodfellowwhy are you, as a blanket, falling off the bed while I’m sleepinghttps://t.co/WFhcMe9W1H
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12/7
2021
@HannaFlint I adore herSo it turns out Barnacles are terrifying. https://t.co/OBVdG1WapG
Retweeted by Mollie Goodfellow @furquan 😍😍😍why do I have to like my body anyway, why can’t me and my body be mortal enemies#Cormorant swimming in thousands of bubbles https://t.co/2iemB0F8oI
Retweeted by Mollie Goodfellow @hattiesoykan If anything I fancy him more @BinAnimals Sorry but the butler would have to be so much bigger than him, this is preposterous @JonnyGabriel I knew itAlso the T.Rex is not even wearing a maskThat time of year folks https://t.co/9FPgfOzbzl
Retweeted by Mollie GoodfellowSorry but a T.rex absolutely does not have the arm span to either put on or remove a jumper, this makes a mockery o… https://t.co/BPwz4yUszhMichael Sheen feels like the kind of guy who instinctively knows how to walk down the street at night behind a woman in a reassuring wayRespectfully https://t.co/CL9mYROE9V @StigAbell This is what my team of lawyers is for @Flosephine You do aerobics but on an individual trampolineDid I forget to bring my inhaler to the trampoline aerobics class? Yes. But did I forget to bring my individually w… https://t.co/BvykE9Jhe7I don’t know what I will be saying but I will surely be saying something!! https://t.co/b1A57MX55Xbrb I’m driving to my trampoline aerobics class @OteghaUwagba Toasty!!! @rocknrolga grown men need to be stopped @stillicides 😤😤😤 shall I delete it @stillicides A little treat!When it’s Winter I like to pop my can of deodorant in the microwave for 20-30 seconds to warm it up before putting it on 😌 @sundayfireworks That’s also true, a strong year for meI am also extremely hot??? Which I was not expecting to happen this year but I’m handling it well @jo_bromilow 👼🏻I’m a full uk driving license having, bafta nominated, woodworking poetry binch https://t.co/7IedhlFkMe @cinemashoebox here he islet me say now, before this gets out of hand: if you don't enjoy croissants/can't eat them, i simply do not have th… https://t.co/OQnYlWHoqedo you ever think about how one day someone was just mucking about and they ended up inventing the croissant like t… https://t.co/kIiKgpm3AEam I showing off my boobs or do I just wear clothes… and have boobs?
Retweeted by Mollie Goodfellow @nerachel1 No, but you absolutely should!! @PublicStilli this seems correct thank u @bencsmoke literally first i'm hearing of them today, very oddalright, i'll bite: what the heck are drugsthe politics of sending out christmas cards is too greatI simply adore to give out optimistic and confident advice that I would never follow myselfhttps://t.co/g5ICga9PC0
Retweeted by Mollie GoodfellowIs everyone lining up their Christmas smooches, tell me about your Christmas crushes, my DMs are open as alwaysnormalise sending a big hamper of treats to my houseit's super fucked up that you have to learn everything by your second rodeo
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12/6
2021
@CuriouslyEmily @nickinmasham Oh, thank you x @lygd love u x @Stephanjames500 Don’t want ghosts to get in via my mouth holealso I just want to say this year has been so good to me with new and beautiful friends and the freedom to be able… https://t.co/sMHeTvcJ6Wsorry I know I have been spamming you with pictures but just a last one because I want to show you my green corduro… https://t.co/ImxeZL3akhBlahaj, IKEA’s shark character, was sitting around in the Shibuya IKEA today. He gave me a business card. https://t.co/1jpOI4dp0P
Retweeted by Mollie Goodfellow @stepheniscowboy thank u bb @TorbsTalks thank you!!! @stepheniscowboy pls[mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines] Me: is that good
Retweeted by Mollie Goodfellowsorry I can’t hang out tomorrow I have to play this new song I like on repeat until I hate it and myselffree him x https://t.co/PMazzqUoDJPaul McCartney’s Mull of Kintyre aesthetic was 10/10 https://t.co/bAnZpihKhF
Retweeted by Mollie Goodfellow @spacegirlgail Thank u!! @haylsbb 🥰❤️ @greenmiranda Yes xhttps://t.co/J4nKkxrsQo
Retweeted by Mollie Goodfellow @mattsuede uncannySorry but this is exactly how you play pool and I will not be taking any questions https://t.co/0KIQ8bKgBSThe problem with having driven for four hours+ is that to keep my energy up I like to sing along to my music so not… https://t.co/m6mEIHJ6xnThis is what I am drinking water from and am very concerned that to others it looks like I’m bombing it down the mo… https://t.co/JEVcx20yIJ @louisejonesetc Love u @stillicides 🥺🥺🥺 love u @hansmollman My apologies https://t.co/9vD2SF5znD
Retweeted by Mollie Goodfellow @BigDirtyFry Yaaaaay❤️ @BigDirtyFry Cannot believe ITV would spell my own name wrongseason two she has been reassigned to collect every single pony in the new forest https://t.co/mGbN4ikfFV @MarianKeyes I would have to write you in somehow, the exuberant chief of police xFor some reason when I was younger there was a miscommunication between my dad and me and I spent years thinking Ki… https://t.co/kQPJmCl68aSaw a cat get rescued from a burning building and look absolutely pissed about it today. https://t.co/eQyijRixYl
Retweeted by Mollie Goodfellowhere is the promo shot for my ITV drama about a detective who moves to a small seaside town with big secrets https://t.co/ZwtnzyJT0i @CigaretteCalpol ❤️ @CigaretteCalpol You deserve it!!!I like when I stay somewhere that has a double bed all for myself and I can stack all the pillows up to sleep on like some sort of duchess @hellosophie 🥰
12/5
2021
@Beardynoise 🥺❤️ @Okwonga 🥺here is me looking adorable at the beach https://t.co/7I2ll1pXAE @TonyTuckshop @sarahlostctrl thank u palI am on holiday with @hansmollman and her hat https://t.co/U0OMxhIW5C
Retweeted by Mollie Goodfellowscraps https://t.co/lgYtdt395Nbeach https://t.co/LjNNWXuARzVincent Price and an armload of cats. https://t.co/zdZuGGCdfu
Retweeted by Mollie Goodfellowyou: so at lunchtime, right, i ate this massive orange me, cutting you off: that's cope. i'm sorry but you know that's just cope
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12/4
2021
Crow on a Willow Branch, by Seikō, circa 1890 #woodblockprint https://t.co/fZQxImkSHM
Retweeted by Mollie GoodfellowLook at that little guy in the basket. He is *delighted*. He's never being a nice boy ever again. https://t.co/GfbcdI25RK
Retweeted by Mollie Goodfelloweveryone screamed at me at this point https://t.co/VsULs6v6c7 @PhilAtCreamCow I’ll take it @LicklePuma Great nameThe look is: I’ve been driving for like, six hours and I don’t remember who I am anymore https://t.co/KmODfloRKZ
12/3
2021

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