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Crystal Warren @happyenchilada2 West Virginia, USA

'It's a happy enchilada and you think you're gonna drown'-JP 'It's never too late to have a happy childhood' -TR

2,893 Following   2,563 Followers   77,976 Tweets

Joined Twitter 10/15/09


i *believe* i may have found mitt romney's secret twitter account https://t.co/SNVUeqbLoY
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Retweeted by Crystal WarrenJust spoke to @MittRomney on the phone, and asked him about Pierre Delecto. His only response: "C'est moi." Updated… https://t.co/UkBNXky45g
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenA moment of silence for those who did not have the chance to follow Pierre Delecto before he locked his account.
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenStop me if you've heard this one: Pierre Delecto, Carlos Danger, and John Barron walk into a bar...
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenIt gives me no pleasure to report that I will be laughing at Trump’s first Pierre Delecto tweet.
Retweeted by Crystal Warrenhas been totally clearer for some time that he took the 5th Amendment. no other possible explanation for his not t… https://t.co/yvUvu4It8V
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenEver know someone so annoying you think how is it possible they haven’t been murdered yet
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenDonald Trump, Jr. did not ever testify before the Mueller grand jury, DOJ says. https://t.co/vrsrAIVL3j https://t.co/xItmXigXcx
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenTrump said he didn’t know arrested Rudy associate Lev Parnas Parnas began selling Trump properties 30 years ago h… https://t.co/n7naLbW5E7
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenMy brother Tommy was the finest public servant I have ever known. All his life, Tommy worked on the side of the ang… https://t.co/LBU9eBDNPT
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10/21
2019
I deleted a tweet bc NYT Daily Beast and NBC have all discussed Russian bot support for Tulsi Gabbard, not their pu… https://t.co/3KZiz0JoAi
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenTrump last night defended Jill Stein and Tulsi Gabbard against charges of Russian influence. He wasn't supposed to… https://t.co/WfEHgv8L5Z
Retweeted by Crystal Warren(Warren rally in Indianola, IA) ME: Hey, I haven’t seen a Katie Porter shirt outside of her district. DAN PORTER:… https://t.co/mqKBwUgCT2
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenRepublicans face a simple question: is the president allowed to pressure a foreign country into interfering in our… https://t.co/aR6vVdOcau
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenRecall that Mulvaney called the previous use of Camp David a “complete disaster” https://t.co/55dODPL4PC
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenPentagon Warns America Is Enabling Putin’s Plan for Global Dominance – Rolling Stone https://t.co/mKnwzdKhTy
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenA fake Joe Biden campaign site is being run secretly by a Trump campaign operative, a new report revealed on Saturd… https://t.co/MOBckEvoZv
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenBlam! NEVER doubt that the public's efforts to hold this corrupt administration accountable is worth all the effort… https://t.co/uOo3E9iGGZ
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenI am so pleased, I don't even care that I wrote "efforts" instead of "effort." I hope everyone will take the lesson… https://t.co/aZqd5ynvbR
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenScientists have discovered a mash-up of two feared disasters — hurricanes and earthquakes — and they're calling the… https://t.co/21tyq2PD9Q
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenRep. Tulsi Gabbard gets 2020 endorsement from David Duke https://t.co/XwMiiw76gK via @nypost
Retweeted by Crystal Warren @zachsilvah @nayyeroar Real people follow after you've actually connected with them in a reply or thread...not when… https://t.co/D2fqSwWjRt @zachsilvah @nayyeroar No when th account was created within the same month, has 27 numerals after their name and h… https://t.co/fXDy0Gxnuaindicted Giuliani associate Lev Parnas and vocal Trump defenders Joe diGenova and Victoria Toensing are on legal te… https://t.co/GixZLT5aEp
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenMemo to Tom Perez: Don't you feel proud that you made room on the debate stage for Tulsi Gabbard who just called th… https://t.co/oEvbVwVIPG
Retweeted by Crystal Warren“Zero cost to the USA.” Any way to document this? https://t.co/f4p3tQKaaP
Retweeted by Crystal Warren21 hours. Amazing. https://t.co/nwWgnSR1hx
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenAll the leaders of the impeachment inquiry included in this codel https://t.co/lsPF49tRaX
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenABOARD A U.S. MILITARY AIRCRAFT (AP) — Defense chief says under current plan all U.S. forces leaving Syria will go to western Iraq.
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenFor months, @nytimes put stories of Hillary Clinton’s email on its front pages. The final investigative report clea… https://t.co/rZMEVUF8Kg
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenThese are choices, and choices reflect judgement. https://t.co/RqDIq7RC1S
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenThe polling came in. https://t.co/uPRuKPPfYv
Retweeted by Crystal Warren @RetFieldmedic @NBCNews @NBCLeftField Well said @NBCNews @NBCLeftField Their neverending hypocrisy comes to mind https://t.co/dc3Q1JH2lTLet this sink in: The Last 31 Presidential Debates Have Ignored Voting Rights https://t.co/Y23u9T2aDE
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenMICHAEL BRANTLEY MAY HAVE JUST MADE A PLAY FOR THE AGES 😱 (via @MLB) https://t.co/R8L0tLm9df
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenBREAKING NEWS: Trump Abandons Plan for Doral G7 Amid Media and Legal Analysis That Awarding the Contract for the Ev… https://t.co/Cu3BaSK6nt
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenBulletproof because 64 years after a 14-year-old Emmett Till was lynched, his memorial was still being vandalized https://t.co/IFEveAyyt6
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenPoll shows net 20-point swing in favor of impeaching and removing Trump https://t.co/iqsYpUE0mK via @axios #YesWeCan
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenTrump doesn't care who knows he's corrupt. He also doesn't care what Democrats were saying about it, and I doubt th… https://t.co/ygXdXyPKFM
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenBarr can unlawfully shield himself from investigation and prosecution - at the moment. But come Jan 2021 when a new… https://t.co/rhvsEz9QSm
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenFUN FACT: Donald Trump has the lowest IQ of any president in U.S. history.
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenThe fact that you were corrupt and stupid enough to select your property in the first place won’t be forgotten. https://t.co/dnTWZpa1Pi
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenThis video of @TulsiGabbard along with her family is real. Holy Shit. https://t.co/8Cw1BNKGWA
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenZuckerberg should have stayed at Harvard long enough to take an ethics course and an American history course. Socia… https://t.co/jIlsfpzrG1
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenFUCK YOU @NRA AND @GOP. THIS WAS DONE WITHOUT A "GOOD GUY" WITH A GUN... https://t.co/u0AaC5OXQN
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenBiggest fold at Doral since Phil against Tiger in the final group in 2005.
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenKurdish Journalist, His Wife and Son, Assassinated in Sulaymaniyah https://t.co/jywxwI8kvz
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenBy my count, each of the things Mick Mulvaney announced and every message he tried out in the briefing room two day… https://t.co/2HPYzY8nhO
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenMulvaney admitted so many damning things at the presser that I think this one got kind of lost: President Trump him… https://t.co/hcnwrBPgol
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenIf this is the way Rudy acts and what his ethics are, someone should review every case he was involved in as U. S. Attorney.
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenThat #BedBugSummit branding must have gotten “under his skin”. https://t.co/ZdwMkNUMXe
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenNice of Trump to make Mulvaney go through the torture of that press conference only to walk back both the quid pro… https://t.co/0URoz9ho0u
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenI'm going to be mad if we get through this and never find out what oxygen-starved mountaintop retreat they were tal… https://t.co/ksbUiq9i93
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenBREAKING: GOP @RepRooney — who hasn’t ruled out supporting impeachment — tells Fox News he is retiring.
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenYou can be against Presidential crimes or you can be a Republican on the ballot in 2020, but apparently you can’t b… https://t.co/st5PLqpnC2
Retweeted by Crystal Warren @seungminkim @PhilipRucker https://t.co/by2O4zkTVtThis graf from @PhilipRucker on Trump’s “season of weakness” —> https://t.co/otZWl1CZf7 https://t.co/Qf8fgatUHG
Retweeted by Crystal Warren*deep in its mattress a bedbug overturns a tiny table in rage and indignation* https://t.co/vdEd9P7tGc
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenFolks, when both the Russians and Trump support someone, be wary. Be very wary. https://t.co/G6Ic6KWAHV
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenJill Stein wins the coveted Trump endorsement https://t.co/sr078SLv1Y
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenTrump’s tweeted 40 times today.
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenBREAKING: Doral won’t host the G-7 after all. @realdonaldtrump — who two days ago awarded a massive summit to hims… https://t.co/rVQDa2PkHc
Retweeted by Crystal Warren @ExpandInCourage @AP Maybe he can use it to pay some of the debts to people he tries to cheat his way out of.APNewsBreak: Billionaire governor's family farms get subsidy (from @AP) https://t.co/hbBxYDIdmb
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenNEW —> Trump’s season of weakness: A president who prizes strength enters key stretch in a fragile state My latest… https://t.co/GYDqhDhMFs
Retweeted by Crystal Warren @Apostate1123 @kyledcheney What it means is that high level members of both parties in the US house are in diplomat… https://t.co/aTVdeOgIbd
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenBREAKING: PELOSI, Schiff, Engel and other Dems are in Jordan for an unannounced meeting on matters related to Turke… https://t.co/EXFgHP5PsQ
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenUmmmmmm YOU GUYS https://t.co/tpzGwLakKZ
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenBeautiful photo essay by the great @martinsalice illustrating the lives upended by Turkey’s invasion of what had be… https://t.co/mN6LG1Ddrt
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenMigrant Children Taken From Their Parents May Never Be Returned To Them https://t.co/ewWd0DeWCc
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenTop Kurdish commander speaks out on Syria to @RichardEngel: https://t.co/ksQEvJgeYb “It will be the biggest ethnic… https://t.co/fV0EBn7yiE
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenHave...have you seen Bambi https://t.co/gstcljLeus
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenThe reason you've never heard of Parkrose High School in Portland, Ore -- and why it isn't on this year's list of s… https://t.co/uebJe8wPFo
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenOn Doral, worth recalling what Trump’s lawyer said 1/11/17: “He further instructed that we build in protections tha… https://t.co/wF9SeronEU
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10/20
2019
I wish I'd written this description of donald. It's the best! https://t.co/1SztFtEMLZ
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenThe acoustic demo of "I Feel for You" is available now on streaming services and as a limited-run 7" single. Order… https://t.co/0Spug9C4zz
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenTomorrow is the 40th anniversary of Prince's second album, Prince. To mark the occasion, The Prince Estate and… https://t.co/AAATI5URzy
Retweeted by Crystal Warren @erinsugrue @citizenstewart This is not true at all. Check and see what the teachers here in WV fought for...it was… https://t.co/AS7ZNAgLIL @citizenstewart https://t.co/SXCpdKjDSm
Retweeted by Crystal Warrenah yes, that noted bourgeois behavior, going on strike https://t.co/jykNx7u7Qo
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenAlternative headline: Trump’s Choice to Bring G7 to His Own Resort Violates The Constitution Because He's Preside… https://t.co/hHo0gvDAG3
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenOh yes. @realdonaldtrump’s company put a 20% service charge on the bill they sent to taxpayers.… https://t.co/T8GieqWZM9
Retweeted by Crystal Warren**Saturday morning puppy content** Wrenli’s excitement upon greeting my dad every morning cannot be contained. (S… https://t.co/Kj30jzsjMg
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenStunning surveillance footage captured the moment a high school coach in Oregon disarmed a student with a shotgun a… https://t.co/YVmpf7EbcK
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenThe White House may set up a fund by which private donors can curry favor w/Trump by giving donations toward G-7 th… https://t.co/kkuMGHdZkC
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenJust to recap, this story is about a candidate polling at about 1% in the Democratic race fighting with someone who… https://t.co/nnMPOMxV3a
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenYep. And Don Julio tequila and Chopin vodka. White House staffers took over a Mar-a-Lago bar and drank $1,000 worth… https://t.co/BbJitgWbh2
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenHillary could tweet “I told you so” every hour for the rest of her life and she’d be right.
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenI totally support the CTU and all the other unions that are down w the cause. This strike is at its core for the ch… https://t.co/MMXlBM97ZN
Retweeted by Crystal Warrengood morning to these women ONLYYYYYY https://t.co/eEAYxfNC0I
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenBasic math w/ this reporting questions Mar-a-Lago’s claim of operating “at cost” for the USgov A bottle of Woodford… https://t.co/hr9SHtncja
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenGood point. Trump Org says it charges the US govt only “at cost” — but in reality, charged the govt $18.62 for each… https://t.co/3IlLGIJ45g
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenPelosi says this photo came as she told President Trump, “all roads with you lead to Putin” notice the expression… https://t.co/vPrfbq9aoU
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenWhen @realdonaldtrump visited his Irish resort, it required a huge contingent of Irish police, who bought their foo… https://t.co/VvpLQcBHNi
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenGardai paid Donald Trump's Doonbeg resort €14k for snack bags for members during US President's visit https://t.co/DGLju3xB8k
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenIn interviews with more than 20 GOP lawmakers and congressional aides, many said they were repulsed by Trump's deci… https://t.co/ayIyleTXng
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenDemocrats should immediately vote on a bill to defund the G7 if it takes place at a Trump property and get every Re… https://t.co/ysduxHOkP0
Retweeted by Crystal WarrenMr. President, it's simple: You love money, we hate you. Take the money and resign. #Prickstarter #RealTimehttps://t.co/tjk5AoO1Um
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10/19
2019

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