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Opinion: Hideo Kojima’s Next Game Must Be About a Nice World Where Nothing Bad Happens https://t.co/htZPy4hVx3Government Acquires IMDb to Replace Online National Sex Offender Registry https://t.co/Ah1qeOfHiIDeluxe Edition of Board Game Includes Four Friends Willing to Play and Not Bitch the Whole Time https://t.co/ouZeK2WcyUwhen you accidentally wear a red shirt into Target https://t.co/UFONR5VLrZ
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1/21
2021
dry bones' wario is named "soggy bones"Incredibly Lucky D&D Player Skyping In Has Rolled 7 Nat 20s in a Row https://t.co/IjmXnu3PhqGamer More Scared of Vibrating Dualshock on Coffee Table than Silent Hill Cutscene That Caused It https://t.co/movGSSL8xuTrump Grants Jeffrey Epstein Posthumous Pardon https://t.co/y7jHlbuwXu
1/20
2021
excited to announce our website is now available in VR https://t.co/u1eZcEDOB5Opinion: Dragon Ball Z Is a Turn-Based Fighting Show https://t.co/NukagR4xXJTwitch Streamer Loses 400 Subs While Taking Extra Long Shit https://t.co/mYsw8Z7fdkNew York City Council Votes on Placement of Huge Booster Ramp to Decrease Traffic https://t.co/1Aue6wMvOY
1/19
2021
Game’s Lore Goes to Painstaking Lengths to Explain Why Bad Guys Have Glowing Red Eyes https://t.co/lxSITYNQElRacist JRPG Fan Casts Heal on Entire Party Whenever Black Character Injured https://t.co/w6NeeSGmQoMan Who Wasted Youth Playing Video Games Vows To Waste Old Age Playing Video Games https://t.co/TfoQSQKjLz
1/18
2021
Cute Simplistic Art Style Totally Unrelated to Indie Dev’s Limitations as Designer https://t.co/htgdyCW3rzMarvel’s New Trans Superhero Will Be Completely Invisible at All Times https://t.co/nABT3Qs06jGamer Sits Through Credits of Game to Memorize Names of 300 QA Testers https://t.co/P3pIb02WhA
1/17
2021
i'm tired of bumbling around the same place, doing the same things over and over, no new people, no new adventures,… https://t.co/o6OH0br0C3
Retweeted by Hard Drivestarted a new podcast and we thought it would be fun and silly to have emojis in all the titles but i did not reali… https://t.co/fSMdUIviYf
Retweeted by Hard Drive @vitaminohm 👑you can also download directly here: https://t.co/lh2evZES0c https://t.co/vAmTl36XaeWe have a new podcast out today! It's called DEEP DIVE IN THE SHALLOW END and it's for people who want to learn abo… https://t.co/g3UmuioMcm‘Cooking Papa’ Doesn’t Tell You Good Job After Completing Level https://t.co/pKUe4Imi9zDodo Airlines Asks For 50 Billion Bell Bail Out https://t.co/5JZTraqC7hPodcaster Spends 2 Hours Setting Up Elaborate Audio Rig for Casual Family Zoom Chat https://t.co/zVQaLtG6FR
1/16
2021
Biden Clarifies That $2,000 Check Will Be Next-Gen Upgrade in Late 2021 https://t.co/qAvOQ99Wtowe are live on twitch doing the whole "just chatting" thing. look, we're even holding the coffee up to the micropho… https://t.co/MuloVqxGZuOpinion: My Son is Overpowered and Needs to be Nerfed https://t.co/EFXhZGX0XmNew Adjustable Gaming Chair Lets Gamers Rise Up Without Having to Stand https://t.co/K50sxETZVRGuy Who Takes 4,000 Photos of His Cat a Year Doesn’t Understand Appeal of Pokémon Snap https://t.co/87FUQ9vwX3
1/15
2021
@EmilioH916 @getplayedpod how can a game be bad if my buddy mario's in it??? @getplayedpod worstBoycotting Porn With Female Characters Sends Gamer on Journey of Self Discovery https://t.co/CP1j4O6PrAOverly Cautious D&D Party Still in Starting Tavern After 10 Sessions https://t.co/E14Bguu0kzTrail of Diet Cokes Set Up to Ensure Smooth Transition of Power https://t.co/s4a4hgklosthis might be biased but i think AAA video game companies should hire Hard Drive to write all their jokes for them
1/14
2021
@GamingAngelGabe yea but its a good tweet thoif hideo kojima was in one of his own games he'd be named hideo kogeniusNostalgic Bill Gates Visits Garage Where He First Had Idea to Be Born Rich https://t.co/qVIPWbdzpeWhat a doozy of a reveal, absolutely mind blowing stuff. https://t.co/QFy6zO2gbl
Retweeted by Hard DriveNintendo Announces ‘Star Fox Maker’ Hoping Someone Can Figure Out How to Make a Good Star Fox Game https://t.co/0EmpZOhkd1CD Projekt Red Relieved to Have Only Second-Worst Rollout of the Past Year https://t.co/2FQuBeuusBthank you to our first responders https://t.co/M42NHzTwf3
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1/13
2021
Bruce Willis to Portray Asshole in Upcoming Documentary https://t.co/xQwfMpkibC @wizards_magic is anyone looking to buy 3 land cards https://t.co/IlWYrpAyMb @wizards_magic two land cards in a row. this is rough. we overhyped this for sure. i guess we're just a "joke site"… https://t.co/w0AI9gLVML @wizards_magic ok. so... we just got card one of three that we’re revealing. it’s a basic land card. “mountain.” i’… https://t.co/HIaAoDjC25 @wizards_magic blown away by how cool this is. we're told the cards we are revealing "will be in every single new d… https://t.co/YQNbq1msxahoooooooooooooly shit big news. we have been chosen to reveal some cards from the new Magic the Gathering Kaldheim… https://t.co/KpEStjOsreWe got articles? You got comments. And then we got comments... on those comments. In an article. That you are more… https://t.co/VyzcVZEiXINation Sets Aside Differences to Agree on Timothy Olyphant https://t.co/QmkXYLke87
1/12
2021
Chain Smoking BioShock Devs Trying to Think of Weird Place a City Could Be https://t.co/pcG4aBoCKZ47 Dead at HBO ChernobylCon https://t.co/dGBegaqmohSony Schedules PS5 Drop for Precise Moment Local Man Looks Away From Screen https://t.co/phsUYTyLNM
1/11
2021
Hoarders Episode Explores Man Who Owns Two Different Years of Madden https://t.co/xPqC28gTZKKid Whose Uncle Actually Works at Nintendo Ostracized at School https://t.co/VSWbrOPaf3No One at Mario’s High School Reunion Sure What He’s Talking About https://t.co/ocArdMLktxOpinion: We Must Redistribute the Banana Wealth in This Donkey Kong Country https://t.co/yvk4Tf4rjVfuck. god damn it. FUCKnoobs*playing with some boobs on Among Us with proximity chat at https://t.co/C9EXcTIRsS so come hang if u wanna see that https://t.co/aenN3OvL1V
1/10
2021
Review: Hades, a Game About an Inescapable Hell, Is the World’s Greatest Life Sim full video:… https://t.co/JyzbSWdL4YPolice Manhunt Underway for Man Who Didn’t Pay for WinRAR License After 40 Day Trial https://t.co/1DPFqeCEAUJ.J. Abrams Retcons Rian Johnson’s Name to ‘Ryan’ https://t.co/TG1RCwaNKCInconsiderate Friend Doesn’t Spoiler Tag That Princess Peach Isn’t Actually in Castle https://t.co/Q4vM5jHrlo
1/9
2021
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Retweeted by Hard DrivePick a movie. Keep one actor. Replace everyone else with Grunts. Replace the actor you kept with Master Chief. Make… https://t.co/LMnc5NEaBs
Retweeted by Hard DriveFed Up Boyfriend Downloading Overcooked Knows Exactly What He’s Doing https://t.co/rjWOkTDkB5we are "just chatting" - NOTHING ELSE - here on twitch dot television so come hang out with us at… https://t.co/lMYa8PfkYa
Retweeted by Hard Drivewe are "just chatting" - NOTHING ELSE - here on twitch dot television so come hang out with us at… https://t.co/lMYa8PfkYaAll 9 Seasons of ‘The Office’ Now Available Exclusively on Tenor GIF Keyboard https://t.co/YVE1rZD2DCKumail Nanjiani Accidentally Crushes Fifth PS5 Controller This Week https://t.co/Drbv2tEWpiKart Racer Just Wanted to See If It Would Let Him Go Over There https://t.co/qZf6tuPQl5
1/8
2021
uhhhh yea that's pretty epic, i'd say!!! https://t.co/ftrCaJY14G
Retweeted by Hard DriveFacebook-Banned Trump Livid He Can’t Log Into Oculus https://t.co/0uZzQ2DIjZAgent 47 Grateful All of Humanity Wears a 34” Inseam https://t.co/WquJbQJRhLPlayers Argue There is No Rule in the Dungeon Master’s Guide That Says a Dog Can’t Play D&D https://t.co/YKtoXY2doNHeartwarming: This Cop and MAGA Supporter Finally Met After Years of Playing Xbox Live Together https://t.co/Im2CuGoLwv
1/7
2021
MAGA Protesters Set Police to Easy Mode https://t.co/8EvURV69oiRanked: Every Single Jewish Video Game Character Ever https://t.co/betOA5dbO0Heartwarming: Pregnant Woman Gives Up Subway Seat to Gamer Playing Switch https://t.co/YmYnn0xz31Whistleblower in Hiding After Revealing Cap’n Crunch ‘Oops! All Berries’ Was Planned From the Start https://t.co/DWYXAnfY3YAlbert Wesker Controversially Among First to Receive T-Virus Vaccine https://t.co/e5yWsPitYJ
1/6
2021
Remembering Nintendo’s Failed Power Sock Controller https://t.co/yeDhtZuTh8will not be reading any comments on this postmario never punches downProud Son Hangs Dad’s Meme on Fridge https://t.co/CXrMgs6oVbProfessor Byleth Struggles to Teach Wyvern Riding Class Remotely https://t.co/3GgL5573Z0When Asked What Han Solo’s Favorite Color Is, Harrison Ford Says “I Wish George Lucas Would Die” https://t.co/rXZxFySjvGsaw that "batman" was trending and got so nervous because i thought his parents died againG4givesHardDriveaTVshow https://t.co/0RrZ9y2Ta8tears of joy streaming down my face. "holy shit. i've found another person like me. a gamer. i thought i was alone"… https://t.co/AAecSKviVI
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1/5
2021
Life Spent Playing ‘Doom’ Pays Off for Gamer Sent to Hell https://t.co/grJVB3bYYnReview: ‘Luigi’s Mansion 3’ Serves Up Spooky Scares If You’re a Fucking Idiot https://t.co/dxiPUL8MnpI guess technically these are also the top 5 comments on Hard Drive articles this YEAR (for now) https://t.co/fRKs5SKQ3RTony Stark Steps Down as Avenger After Name Found in Epstein Flight Logs https://t.co/wp4iNnZEQlwhen ur like "oh woops opening the wrong thing" https://t.co/Eu18mMqRNp
1/4
2021
children should not eat until they've completed their daily quests. it is the only way they will learnNo One Wants To Play Your Weird German Game About Trains, Dude https://t.co/9l93af777P
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