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Comic from Queens living in Brooklyn. Watch my Netflix special “Warn Your Relatives.” I have great hair.

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Joined Twitter 4/11/09


Yay!!!! Congrats! https://t.co/ISPioDdxerAlways reminded in these moments of this bit by @harikondabolu about ppl talking about moving to Canada. ‘Nobody’… https://t.co/k1FJVIZ8Rr
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluA plan for the Washington Redskins. Keep the name, change the logo! https://t.co/iwPSNS9dLAI LOVE hearing ⁦@harikondabolu⁩ talk about the nuances behind the representation reckoning in tv right now. https://t.co/n4d0We68oi
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7/6
2020
A flag is a symbol. A mask is a protective garment. Not the other way around.
7/5
2020
Happy Independence Day or as the Native Americans call it..."THE DAY THE WHITE PEOPLE WHO STOLE OUR LAND CHANGED THEIR FLAG" #4thofJuly
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluToday, we celebrate the day a group of colonizers told another group of colonizers that they alone wanted to exploi… https://t.co/BaPyN0tStu
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluREAD THIS NOW. https://t.co/I4qE9DgGqsNew episode! @MrEmilyHeller joins to judge jokes and rile up Wings fans. @harikondabolu on creativity, diversity an… https://t.co/6S73cofh1c
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7/4
2020
Maybe they’re racist because they all got conned by a “Nigerian Prince.” https://t.co/b5BoflKLHeBut if you can still name your baby “Karen” after all this, aren’t you also a “Karen”? https://t.co/6Zw2VP1J10
7/3
2020
I need to have less sugar. My body is a Shirley Temple.Share this with parents! https://t.co/24bTqH7BJGIf “love means never having to say you’re sorry,” then Trump REALLY loves America.ME: The people who don't believe in masks should all live in the same place & deal with the consequences. @dapwellhttps://t.co/026gPh1lLKThey say New Yorkers are mean and unfriendly but we wear masks, we social distance, we stayed home without complain… https://t.co/nw7ns8ll7w
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluThis generation is better than ours. https://t.co/nzviWRLL1aTrump wants to have less COVID testing in order to lower the number of positive cases. This is consistent with his… https://t.co/qC2GjKcUUI
7/1
2020
LIBERAL PARENTS: Send your kids to my Social Justice Re-Education Center/ Romper Room, so I can brainwash them befo… https://t.co/ohZ6Um8bVnThis is what true freedom looks like. https://t.co/FXhI1BNBfEWaiting for anti-mask Trump supporters to start sticking forks in toasters & pouring water on electrical fires beca… https://t.co/hBne0snIchThis picture is also the perfect metaphor for Trump supporters. https://t.co/iEWY3YYHft
6/30
2020
Hey All, @ChipotleTweets workers deserve safety protocols, better work conditions and reasonable hazard pay. Let th… https://t.co/mKneLg8aCzIf you don’t think white privilege is real, then why are you worried about eventually being the minority in America… https://t.co/pz03ja3IxAOnly the state is allowed to have “collateral damage.”Barefoot outside, shoes on inside. I will never understand white ppl https://t.co/yk9xjuPpBg
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6/29
2020
HARI KONDA-TROLL-U https://t.co/agpaF8mSV3And just catching up with THIS mess too. A former Cards Against Humanity writer, a Black man, was COMMITTED when he… https://t.co/eQ3iDEPO7N
Retweeted by Hari Kondabolu @Paula_tikz Sick of waiting for others to tell the truth.
6/28
2020
I will if he promises not to pour water over it https://t.co/HO2NdjExps
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluMy partner & I have decided to NOT eat our baby’s placenta. We will be making no further statements on the issue… https://t.co/dc0hapVi8YI’m on @waitwait this week with @Faith_Salie & @MoRocca... and special guest @DonCheadle! https://t.co/MGG6BxhZlg https://t.co/alHqBRiYeAToday would be an amazing day to arrest the killers that murdered Breonna Taylor.
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluKEEP THE PRESSURE ON!!! https://t.co/AwsEB5YT33
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluI couldn't be more proud of my friend @harikondabolu. His documentary The Problem w/ Apu jumpstarted a conversation… https://t.co/tESeqDrhUJ
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6/27
2020
PS FREE @ColinMattis_Is & @UroojRahman_is! Lawyers of Color that the Trump administration is trying to imprison for… https://t.co/UxADse5hvrRe: The Simpsons using People of Color to voice minority characters. All it took was 30 years, a documentary, more… https://t.co/0bNonkNEKAThe Simpsons is still the most cutting-edge show of the 90s. https://t.co/ce13vIUknqHey remember when @harikondabolu made a doc about this and instead of making the change they joked about it in an e… https://t.co/71xoqRgqZz
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluThis is a good step. But I wish they had taken it when @harikondabolu had called them out explicitly in his excelle… https://t.co/aXtEbnpXes
Retweeted by Hari Kondaboluhey remember when they did that shitty joke about it when @harikondabolu brought this problem up a couple years ago… https://t.co/5l3k1PormR
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluWhoa. https://t.co/M0wVi9xzt2This is @debtfreedenae holding my words after Eric Garner’s murder. Sad these words are still relevant today. https://t.co/rM5fITqPrmSo much ⁦@waitwait⁩ fun with ⁦@petersagal⁩ ⁦@harikondabolu⁩ ⁦@MoRocca⁩ ⁦@BillKurtis1⁩ ⁦@robertneuhaus⁩ https://t.co/cVxxEZ3lDW
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluMust see, especially now. Also: Beyond Apu, pretty much *every* character of color on THE SIMPSONS is voiced by a w… https://t.co/fV2mPwNIj0
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluAs part of #AntiRacismSunday and #SimpsonsSundays, I’m watching Hari’s amazing documentary this Sunday at 7:00pm PT… https://t.co/hTM0nsAqyg
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6/26
2020
This is America & it breaks my heart a little more every day. https://t.co/6bB4jZcnLCI recently shared this on a call - growing up with the Simpsons MOST desis were asked if we worked at the Quickie M… https://t.co/CLENWjsMy8
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluIn light of recent news re: Big Mouth, it might be worth watching this. https://t.co/gAsL7aGJlY
6/25
2020
#FreeUrooj #FreeColin #BlackLivesMatter #southasiansforblacklivesSo if a cop kills A HUMAN BEING, it can take weeks for charges to be filed (if ever). But if a COP CAR burns, the F… https://t.co/SqQjxIcRYxJustice must be worth more than gold since it’s so much harder to get.Amazing. Hahaha. https://t.co/PInaN3QiZSThe phrase “Blue Lives Matter” says it all. These dudes think they are a separate race.Dad in 1982... and me in 2 months. :) https://t.co/NsVqjg2eH3This is not important, but I just found out that one of the officers who tortured Elijah McClain was on my high sch… https://t.co/vZy9QDuepi
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluSome comedians need to be reminded that women are human beings. They live in a damaged, juvenile, man-baby echo cha… https://t.co/lwPKByWafu
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluI LOVE THIS!!! https://t.co/CqprN8LHMTFormer @kondabolubros podcast producer @TimBarnes451, everybody! Proud of you, my friend! https://t.co/rqPlSXR94G
6/24
2020
There is so much hurt and horror happening right now and because of that I have struggled to share my thoughts abou… https://t.co/puls9rNJZE
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluThe truth isn’t always clean. If you think politely lying is better than screaming the truth, you’re a fool.When the movie about the protests & rebellions gets made, can we please make sure the screenwriter is Black?Voting is important. There’s a reason Republicans don’t want you to.POC: Yo, that shit is racist! WHITE: It’s just a movie/ TV show/ book/ song/ any piece of media! 10 YEARS LATER..… https://t.co/RjoQ7z5iSoMr Owl, how many months can the US quarantine before reopening way too early? https://t.co/R0JQghp9QzThe hardest thing about this moment for me is knowing that there are so many George Floyds out there. It's hard to… https://t.co/hZcaIbRuuW
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6/23
2020
STRAIGHTS ARE FLAMERS! https://t.co/89jhOeRFVzIf you’re a male comedian one thing you can do is tell men to shut the fuck up when they are saying hateful shit ab… https://t.co/IZs5DnTFPX
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluWomen in comedy are forced to deal with an entirely different and additional set of challenges as their male counte… https://t.co/9y9Nsi0Abu
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluThis Saturday, 8.30pm UK, sometime in the afternoon in the USA, other times in other places, The Bugle will once ag… https://t.co/xUspXfogp6
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluSaw a lot of immigrant Dad pictures on social media today. Anyone else wish their father kept some of those old clothes. FOB Chic?
6/22
2020
Am I right? https://t.co/SWZ7wuX0LuThis has nothing to do with Father’s Day, just literally needed to put on a mask to buy pancake mix the other day a… https://t.co/1hV8ArBbap
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluHappy Father’s Day to my father, the only man who regularly buys Michael Jordan Cologne. https://t.co/RV0BTgBQ8ZIt’s the mangoes 🥭 🥭 🥭🥭 season people!! 😀😊😊 Just called a family meeting to enjoy them together 😀😊.. @harikondabolu https://t.co/tmIFk62eqy
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluCOVID-19, TRUMP-0
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluThat time Tracy Morgan gave me advice. From my @Netflix special "Warn Your Relatives." https://t.co/6MCDLleve2
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6/21
2020
Just took a COVID swab test. Is it normal for the cue-tip to touch your brain?That time Tracy Morgan gave me advice. From my @Netflix special "Warn Your Relatives." https://t.co/6MCDLleve2PLEASE READ THIS...ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE SOUTH ASIAN. Rest In Power, Ravi Budhu. https://t.co/fs7PNiQVIG
6/20
2020
Just so we're clear, white people, firing Aunt Jemima & giving us Juneteenth off are not the frontlines of defeatin… https://t.co/nzJtVyGDSO
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluSat with @wkamaubell & @harikondabolu about how for some time in the south...field trips to black stuff were often… https://t.co/AKjdAjtPmU
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6/19
2020
Aubrey, my mom is dying of COVID, I’m watching it right now on Facetime. The palliative care team says her bed will… https://t.co/aSpxGOxZ49
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluThe National Anthem would not sell any copies if it wasn’t required listening.Can’t wait for Trump to find out he can’t fire the Supreme Court. #SCOTUSI hope what we’re seeing in the United States is a much needed historical correction.When Black people are murdered by white people, older racist business gets settled. Dylann Roof kills Black people… https://t.co/W9vTNrDiicCorrect me if I'm wrong, but Matt Gaetz does not have Black children... or any children for that matter. He is upse… https://t.co/J23mzWlP1X
6/18
2020
@AoDespair Thank you. My new life’s goal is to ask Tom Fontana this question.Dear @AoDespair, I know this Homicide question may be 20 years too late, but does Bayliss go to jail or does he kil… https://t.co/Eq5sU0alduBig mood. Photo credit: @harikondabolu https://t.co/ZNX6XAIjBD
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluDonald Trump, a reality show star “billionaire,” is President. You are not allowed tell anyone to stick to anything anymore.DID WE NOT LEARN THE ONLY LESSON FROM JURASSIC PARK???THIS IS A BAD IDEA. https://t.co/mHJffKJiaS
6/17
2020
My main worry with abolishing the police is whether we want those kinds of people wandering the streets.Law Enforcement should not be a family business.
6/16
2020
Straight people are more FLAMBOYANT than gay people! To watch full video, go here: https://t.co/zOdgk0bkON #Pride https://t.co/DTNgEnyT49White people like to both weaponize & defang Martin Luther King & his legacy. https://t.co/WmOjLF6zdMEverything about why I left Australia as a creative is in this 2 minute clip. PS Josh Thomas used to call me racis… https://t.co/t8n14neXBC
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluIf the police did their jobs, everyone woud trust them. Ain’t no song called Fuck The Fire Department.
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6/15
2020

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