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Comic from Queens living in Brooklyn. Watch my Netflix special “Warn Your Relatives.” I have great hair.

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Joined Twitter 4/11/09


I think once Stephen Miller’s out of office he’ll be able to pick up a gig as a henchman for Loki or the Riddler like that.
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11/20
2019
Why does the Devil need an “advocate?” Why do you want to be legal aid for Satan? https://t.co/D3EMfpXuJp
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluMILWAUKEE! This Sunday Nov 24th! Tickets: https://t.co/58NDuFy5bU https://t.co/KtiejdYVFfAs soon as the aliens gets here, Trump is going to sell out white people so hard!
11/19
2019
My friend @_chrisgarcia has an incredible podcast called #ScatteredPodcast about the year his Father spent in a lab… https://t.co/ohuArK6dVLI appear on @hellobuglers once again this week with @ZaltzCricket & @aliterative. I talk about impeachment & Trump,… https://t.co/3adG7ttchzMILWAUKEE! This Sunday Nov 24th, I headline The Back Room at @ColectivoCoffee! Spread The Word! Tickets:… https://t.co/LugNTtYz30The big trouble with dumb bastards is that they are too dumb to believe there is such a thing as being smart.
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluYES! And they sent me & my family a free shipment. Thank you, @TalentiGelato https://t.co/7OuBUzCX8y
11/18
2019
NYC! I’m working on new material at @NeueHouse on Nov 25th & you’re all invited to see me build things from scratch… https://t.co/oqc4O1qyYx
11/17
2019
RIP Noel Ignatiev. Your book “How The Irish Became White” was life changing & has impacted my work to this day. Ple… https://t.co/aELzwb3Yh1Homosexuality & Abortion are called “unnatural” & “against God’s Will,” but land borders for imaginary nations created by man are cool? Ok.EAU CLAIRE! I’m headlining The Plus (@ClearWaterCMDY) THIS Wednesday Nov 20th. Let’s all encourage @boniver to come… https://t.co/lgDazOa5cXMADISON! Next weekend, I headline @ComedyOnState! 5 shows! Tell Your Friends! https://t.co/gNBrxPgf0R https://t.co/xDDSgHwzOI
11/16
2019
Why does the Devil need an “advocate?” Why do you want to be legal aid for Satan? https://t.co/D3EMfpXuJpIntergalactic White Flight https://t.co/FiGzWQ0RHG
11/15
2019
Three comedians walk into a podcast to discuss wokeness. But this isn’t a joke setup, it’s the season finale of On… https://t.co/AjXGo4XLs7
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluREMAINING 2019 TOUR DATES NOV 20 EAU CLAIRE NOV 21-23 MADISON NOV 24 MILWAUKEE DEC 2 MAUI DEC 5 HONOLULU DEC 14 L… https://t.co/75ObFSZxxDi feel like this pretty much explains why things are the way they are https://t.co/Lk08BUPMor
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluThis is the best thing I'll see for the rest of the year. I am so fukn happy watching this. https://t.co/qg7ZUcwOkb
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11/14
2019
LAS VEGAS! I headline the Donnie and Marie Room at @FlamingoVegas on Saturday December 14th! EARLY BIRD TICKETS ARE… https://t.co/XFOVjjPWNLIn the US, the Revolutionary War is taught as a battle between the American colonists (aka “the Good Guys”) & the B… https://t.co/KIClGeJ4ygNEW YORK CITY! My friend & opener @lizmiele is filming her first special tomorrow & you should go! Tickets at… https://t.co/q0UKT2JazFHONOLULU! I headline @bluenotehawaii on Dec 5th & I want you there! Tickets: https://t.co/ri5G8FazOH https://t.co/jNNgK305Jr
11/13
2019
WISCONSIN TOUR 2019! Nov 20-24: Eau Claire, Madison & Milwaukee! Tour ticket link: https://t.co/z0uTaqZS43 https://t.co/ThdMKfBg2G @TheAtlantic @YAppelbaum Within the first 1/4 of this article @harikondabolu's 2042 bit comes up as a central premi… https://t.co/QxBDCu02CP
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluWatching Ramayan as a kid in the 80s (on bootleg VHS tapes) connected me to my culture & to my family in India who… https://t.co/2HMXaK76yuDesi Love Supreme at the @FreeStyleLove Supreme show ok Broadway with @aasif & @UTKtheINC. https://t.co/bYfBNni7xrHad a wonderful evening watching @freestylelove on Broadway. So proud of Anthony Veneziale, @UTKtheINC,… https://t.co/cko0rQOxmRLAS VEGAS! DEC 14th!! https://t.co/DZn6xPEQ45it’s true 😎🧡🍇🦄⚽️🍪🟡🍕🌀 https://t.co/rSqNkv1ocd
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11/12
2019
HAWAII! I'm performing in Maui on Dec 2nd and Honolulu on Dec 5th! Tickets links available at https://t.co/z0uTarhtsDMILWAUKEE! I headline The Back Room at @ColectivoCoffee on Sunday Nov 24th! Spread The Word & Buy Tickets!… https://t.co/qFVT7eIVvC
11/11
2019
PROM NIGHT 2000. HARI KONDABOLU IN A RANDOM QUEENS BASEMENT. https://t.co/C2eY0kpv58Sad about the cancellation of @FreshOffABC, but glad it existed & that America got to see an Asian American family… https://t.co/zw9s2oec4EHere’s a question I wish more comedians would ask themselves, (I ask myself this painful question every day): Is m… https://t.co/RwLPjoIz62
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11/10
2019
I am performing in Dallas, Texas. https://t.co/NYvnP3jY6YWhen and where is the memorial service? https://t.co/wIOFKZdgahEmojis are just a way for adults to continue their childhood sticker obsessions.
11/9
2019
"What about the bachelorette party...they're not necessarily there to hear your material..." "But sometimes they ar… https://t.co/mQ0q7Fx2wo
Retweeted by Hari Kondabolu.@harikondabolu says, "I want to make art. And I don't think my nose is up in the air when I say that because I'm s… https://t.co/7KSgucx4xV
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluYou are allowed to be angry. In fact, if you are paying attention, you should be angry. Anger is “potential energy”… https://t.co/FPkmDIiLAT
11/8
2019
MADISON, WISCONSIN! I return to @ComedyOnState from Nov 21-23! Buy Tickets Here: https://t.co/gNBrxOYE9j https://t.co/4waVLHSBtp
11/7
2019
TONIGHT AT 7 AT @SymphonySpace, I interview Lindy West about her new book “The Witches Are Coming.”… https://t.co/1qTWY9nq30I wonder how surreal it will feel when we use paper money as kindling during the last days of Earth.👇👇👇Tonight! Join Lindy West and @harikondabolu in conversation about West's new essay collection!… https://t.co/hEbIS3nkFp
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluME: I just had a terrible set. I’m headed home. GIRLFRIEND: LAW AND ORDER IS ABOUT A COMEDIAN WHO KILLS A BABY… https://t.co/VhgB6I5fFvDALLAS! I headline @HyenasComedy THIS WEEKEND Nov 8 & 9! Buy Your Tickets! https://t.co/5SSi9MY8E3 https://t.co/z8rA8CSGZL
11/6
2019
REMAINING 2019 TOUR DATES NOV 8 & 9 DALLAS NOV 20 EAU CLAIRE NOV 21-23 MADISON NOV 24 MILWAUKEE DEC 2 MAUI DEC 5 H… https://t.co/QQ0UCKOUGTHaving a craving for Flintstones Vitamins. I’m scared.
11/5
2019
Asian Delegation: What are you planning to do with Kurt Suzuki? https://t.co/a4bYRIIHHXYES! You too can purchase a Hari Kondabolu mug here: https://t.co/qIEFNOlbHf https://t.co/Y1hta1z4M2
11/4
2019
What are fun (not overly touristy) things to do in Oahu & Maui?When Desis get my name wrong, it’s like “Et tu?”
11/3
2019
I prefer “Reserved Whites” to “Loud Whites.” https://t.co/fQ7FxUay9IDoes anyone else just randomly miss Patrick Swayze from time to time?Feel Better! And yes, watch my special! https://t.co/i2LTheLqOeComedian @harikondabolu on colonial nostalgia in Australia https://t.co/ZdKuTPx5zW #BritishIndia #colonialnostalgia https://t.co/onMq6QPOdu
Retweeted by Hari Kondabolu @zoeinthecities How many crossword pals does one need? How did you know they were the right ones? I JUST WANT TO FINISH WEDNESDAY & THURSDAYYUP https://t.co/b5L2WhNL9S
11/2
2019
MILWAUKEE! NOVEMBER 24th! Tix: https://t.co/58NDuFPGAu https://t.co/hiX1MQai7vSkin color is an absurd way to divide human beings. Remember, if you take our skin away, we are all equally hideous freaks.This is me on Monday. I now feel incredibly inadequate. https://t.co/f5ynvD0UmCMen are the white people of gender.This podcast was a pleasure to do! So much fun! Please listen, I think you’ll enjoy it! https://t.co/EwpBnELe1JThis morning, I heard a TSA officer say “Sir, can you please remove your ascot.” If you live long enough...I’m Justin Trudeau for Halloween, how are people not getting it? 😂 https://t.co/tD9NWmo9sR
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluCarrie is my favorite member of the X-Men.
11/1
2019
Ann Coulter trending on Halloween is like Jesus trending on Christmas.
10/31
2019
THIS WEEKEND! https://t.co/H5ZwkzIqhCThis poem my brother Ashok wrote in 2017 is still one of my favorite things. https://t.co/2NTdkiWXAGDid The NY Times just discover that photoshopped existed? https://t.co/i3tpjNn3uvIn its previous life, America was Rome & we are all now paying for its sins.If there is an afterlife, do you have to see people you didn’t like? I think you should be allowed to ghost them.“Facebook” is the dumbest name of something that is destroying the world.
10/30
2019
DALLAS! I'm headlining @HyenasComedy NEXT WEEKEND Nov 8 & 9! https://t.co/LXhI0RZca9 https://t.co/4Iw6pJP7f4An Anti-War Chess Joke. Are we Kings or Pawns? https://t.co/Up2fCO9xwtJoin PEN America on 11/6 from 7-8:15PM at @SymphonySpace as we celebrate author & activist, Lindy West, and the rel… https://t.co/lFqAymRZkj
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10/29
2019
Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please ple… https://t.co/CqJf1YmGQx
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluHari Kondabolu: "... So watching tv and film I was like 'Oh most of my friends aren't here, we don't exist, we are… https://t.co/WNEmJVvg5Q
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluJust saw a Mom say to her baby in a stroller “You wanna go to the wine store? Well, ok!” Then she walked into a win… https://t.co/Ravb31aHJmANN ARBOR & DETROIT! I’m at @aacomedy THIS WEEKEND! Get your tickets! https://t.co/VKboI3ByKF https://t.co/Sow4YpTgQHThe oppressed can also oppress. https://t.co/IWCk5vxvbnOne thing I have in common with rich white people is that a woman of color also raised me.Even if the Revolution was televised, most people would probably change the channel.They chose “light” over “darkness.” https://t.co/TqOSnIh7O8
10/28
2019
Drugstores on #Halloween should keep brown & black face paint locked up behind the counter like Sudafed.
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluHALLOWEEN REMINDER https://t.co/qEUwAcDr3LMust be hard to name white boys if you’re trying to avoid the name of a mass shooter.TONIGHT: DIWALI PARTY hosted by @mayadesh and @ArtiParty! Featuring: @aparnapkin @harikondabolu @fareeeezyhttps://t.co/Of30Qgfr1n
Retweeted by Hari KondaboluHappy Diwali! (No, this is not the one with the paint)
10/27
2019
MAUI! https://t.co/LGMO44nmV9AOC “poked” the hell out of Zuckerberg.Don’t tell me “comedy is dead” and that you “can’t be edgy” because of “political correctness.” Gutsiest shit I’ve… https://t.co/lgnkzXPkpnThat “Home Alone” bluff is one of my favorite things! https://t.co/2UWsiANpnM
10/25
2019
“You know, I was a real gentleman before I started driving a cab in New York City.” -My Cabdriver“Everyday these robocalls come to my phone & tell me I’ve been approved for a student loan. I’M A CABDRIVER, MAN.” -My CabdriverIt’s a wonderful print made for the release of my film “The Problem with Apu.” https://t.co/W3nhrrussr
10/24
2019
UPCOMING 2019 TOUR DATES OCT 25 & 26 KANSAS CITY NOV 1 & 2 ANN ARBOR NOV 8 & 9 DALLAS NOV 20 EAU CLAIRE NOV 21-23… https://t.co/M8Dbq9VxyURecorded an interview on @trevornoah & @davidkibuuka’s “On Second Thought” podcast. Will come out next month! https://t.co/MfcY1vNLfn
10/23
2019

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