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Harry Altman @harry_altman Pontarddulais, Wales

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Joined Twitter 5/17/18


If 2020 was a couple https://t.co/ER4CZCXgJw
Retweeted by Harry AltmanGot a golf club set but Iโ€™m missing one club... Iโ€™m looking for a Driver!
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5/27
2020
There cannot be one rule for Dominic Cummings and another for the British people. https://t.co/ji9m9vg3WS
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5/24
2020
he's gone too far now ๐Ÿ˜ก https://t.co/FXE6PvaBiK
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5/19
2020
So on this logic... If we no longer test for AIDS... No more AIDS ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Trump is next level intellectual. https://t.co/FZNDxBEUqm
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5/15
2020
*2046 GCSE History Exam* ๐๐ฎ๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐Ÿ. ๐„๐ฑ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐š๐ข๐ง ๐ฐ๐ก๐ฒ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐Ÿ๐ง๐ ๐ฐ๐š๐ฏ๐ž ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ ๐‚๐จ๐ซ๐จ๐ง๐š๐ฏ๐ข๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฌ ๐๐š๐ง๐๐ž๐ฆ๐ข๐œ ๐ฐ๐š๐ฌ ๐ฐ๐จ๐ซ๐ฌ๐ž ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ง ๐ญ๐ก๐žโ€ฆ https://t.co/sxKXPkRkq9
Retweeted by Harry Altman @Aimbry87 @MerseyHack @BBCNWT A stricter lockdown would've prevented scenes like this
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5/9
2020
Pees on Toast for Supper by Vincent P https://t.co/NlgdVlbtHO
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5/7
2020
https://t.co/1dsvbkx4t4
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4/26
2020
Could also be Matt Lucas
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4/21
2020
https://t.co/nTUTst7FvW
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4/20
2020
BBC news will never peak more than this moment today https://t.co/Vihyx6X32J
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4/19
2020
If an Easter Egg could sum up 2020.... https://t.co/1UnMioAkDmRussell Howard sinking a thatchers at 9am on live tv is a good enough excuse for anyone to get โ€˜em in early doors,โ€ฆ https://t.co/iEETwrSlBp
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4/17
2020
Ironic that only since the start of lockdown has my wifi acted like Iโ€™m living in an underground bunker๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
4/16
2020
A Level Coursework finished โœ… Swans 5-4 Palace livestreamโœ… 25ยฐ Ousideโœ….โ€ฆ https://t.co/iMGNAPKMSM
4/10
2020
Follow the game at 7pm tonight on Twitch. Search dan_hutin to watch the live stream ๐Ÿ’š https://t.co/dUFkwEEbKM
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3/25
2020
I am actually in shock. https://t.co/akhtB6Zzhk
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3/24
2020
Manchester United's Phil Jones... Trailer for his new Nutflix movie https://t.co/WWzBkYYTF6
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3/22
2020
3 hours into lock down: #lockdownuk https://t.co/Glw7hlxEUs
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3/19
2020
How we watching ESPN after they cancelled every other sport ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/jsCbg9cbIV
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3/14
2020
Me re-reading my exam paper at the end for any mistakes https://t.co/qdGyOwjMPe
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3/10
2020
๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚https://t.co/3daJ3akO5R
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3/8
2020
@DudeyRhino_HQ Canโ€™t wait!
3/6
2020
When you get a shit present for Christmas & you have to pretend that you love it ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ https://t.co/lNAlcXo7Em
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3/4
2020
Not great timing there.... #coronavirus #TheWalkingDead #CanaryWharf https://t.co/zRB4JoYrxE @_JackGannon @boardmasters @BlossomsBand @Hot_Chip @easylife @mariboustate @KojeyRadical @KingsOfLeon @Skeptaโ€ฆ https://t.co/IDSAeQCHwd
2/26
2020
shocked and appalled. these are false and malicious rumours put out by the public to tarnish my reputation. absolutโ€ฆ https://t.co/baGnYJOvzD
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2/12
2020
The smoke machine ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐ŸŽฅ Sam Oates https://t.co/BzSj2I2u3D
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2/1
2020
@jacelsey Red Hot๐Ÿฅตwhen she puts your stoney badge in the wash https://t.co/K7BkAXWit3
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1/28
2020
Found myself watching Bowls. "Where's the skill in that?" I hear you shout... #bowls #bbc https://t.co/VoTICKeVGO
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1/22
2020
@josh_bainbridge https://t.co/GJquXAl48C
1/21
2020
@N0ContextBish Rhys Bish is Cancelled
1/17
2020
@___fartun This even worse explains the most obvious bar in the whole track ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/gec2WWKfWX
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1/10
2020
You really think Iran stand a chance with this fucker on our front line? https://t.co/034w17ZgfW
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1/4
2019
@lynx Ur only in business because of year 7 PE lessons. Donโ€™t act brave on Twitter
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12/25
2019
https://t.co/H8yGIAWVCA
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12/20
2019
@Dkeith1Garnett @serenshaw04 @anastockton_ @laurenjayneprit And we have a winner ๐Ÿ”” https://t.co/vL1efeQ9gP @Dkeith1Garnett @samfendermusic *Tweets made moment before disaster*
12/12
2019
@serenshaw04 Satisfied but by no means happy ยฉ @serenshaw04 This tweet is daylight robbery, sons crying, nice one
12/1
2019
Anyone selling tickets for The Chemical Brothers in Cardiff Motorpoint on Thursday?Nailed that mate ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ https://t.co/G3smmyTueR
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11/25
2019
This deleted scene is amazing๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/VqhsqAk5NG
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11/19
2019
This might be the funniest thing Iโ€™ve ever seen in my life. I canโ€™t stop watching it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/UZmLUjJuYP
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11/15
2019
These airforces are too sexy https://t.co/q0fCGoZawE
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11/10
2019
lets go champ https://t.co/zR3ukb3CC3
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11/8
2019
What a conversation ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃhttps://t.co/OhouAQuJ2v
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10/28
2019
๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ’‰ https://t.co/CUVFiUDuPj
Retweeted by Harry AltmanAbsolute banter club @CardiffCityFC #YJB
10/27
2019
Jamie Vardyโ€™s post game interview after Leicester beat Southampton 9-0 https://t.co/jqancri3Zj
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10/25
2019
When you meet your new Mrsโ€™ parents for the first time..... https://t.co/VaeO4aqKZs
Retweeted by Harry AltmanIt has been brought to my attention that @FatboySlim has mixed @GretaThunbergโ€™s speech into โ€œright here, right nowโ€โ€ฆ https://t.co/yGxAnE7gYi
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10/14
2019
Best fancy dress you will ever see.. https://t.co/kHy7fZl5EK
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10/13
2019
@RebekahVardy @thismorning Hey Rebekah How's Jamie holding up through all this? Is it affecting his head? Only I hโ€ฆ https://t.co/QzPSZRkd1u
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10/11
2019
Lionel Messi: "When Mateo misbehaves, I make him stand in the corner of the room and face the wall." Mateo runs toโ€ฆ https://t.co/AhAoHHKFfW
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10/10
2019
Rebekah Vardy on her way to The S*nโ€™s office after viewing Coleen Rooneyโ€™s story https://t.co/GsfhZmvlVL
Retweeted by Harry AltmanRebekah Vardy trying to explain herself to Coleen Rooney https://t.co/RK477XWO7B
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10/9
2019
*Lose your man on a corner and he crashes a header home* Team Mate : โ€œWhoโ€™s fucking man was that??โ€ Me : https://t.co/4E39jX4Rug
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10/2
2019
What the hellโ€™s going on at Area 51? https://t.co/1uSudTFDiF
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9/21
2019
Gareth Bale absolutely hates Real Madrid and I love it. https://t.co/cbeW22scMT
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9/20
2019
Another deleted scene, Jay knocked out all of Thailand๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/g7oWeLUtxA
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9/19
2019
Be class if finding a lass was as easy as finding ya jumper in primary school but a canโ€™t just go round sniffing people can a
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9/18
2019
@SkySportsNewsHQ @LFC @SouthamptonFC a poor mans Lingard
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9/16
2019
Pepโ€™s legacy is built on his ability to spend his way out of a problem. The man lost his best defender and was unabโ€ฆ https://t.co/gvWuGFhNgV
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9/15
2019
If you would be ever so kind to share and donate โค๏ธ https://t.co/J7p9QffXTa #raiseawareness https://t.co/Ol6j5h2sgU
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9/14
2019
โšฝ Should Joe Rodon start for Wales? Listen to @elisjames, @Gabbidon35 and @iwanwroberts preview Wales' qualifier aโ€ฆ https://t.co/yn6CXQc8Gz
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9/5
2019
Her: Has football finished? Me: Just finished Her: come back home for a chilled night in? https://t.co/lnM8YbSUNj
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8/31
2019
Aitch is a btec frank from Tracy beaker https://t.co/e8CEzm9Nrn
Retweeted by Harry AltmanFacebook remains undefeated https://t.co/VRu8ploEi8
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8/30
2019
@serenshaw04 @endlessl0vers Who saw holy goof instead while i went alone??? You
8/28
2019
Why is Ned Schneebly from School of Rock managing Swansea? https://t.co/ZKSZX9XhHA
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8/26
2019
12 years ago, โ€˜Superbadโ€™ came out โ€“ and McLovin was born. ๐ŸŽฌ https://t.co/mj6Qax71BJ
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8/18
2019
Itโ€™s 9am and FlyLo owner Omar Baba is showing off his new first class seats to the press. โ€œThe seat teaches the flyโ€ฆ https://t.co/VADzgYoynU
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8/6
2019
โ€œshoutout our mate Freddie โ€œblockbuster Harrisโ€ who met his girlfriend at boardies 2018, sheโ€™s now heavily pregnantโ€ฆ https://t.co/zbzFlw6StR
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8/5
2019
As for Molly-Mae, not sure how sheโ€™s gonna feel about Christmas dinner at Camber Sands Holiday Park.
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7/29
2019
@meghill8_ Huge LThe new UK Prime Minister. https://t.co/wKPnoMoCMD
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7/24
2019
My classroom = limbs When this free kick hit the back of the net https://t.co/ynqmC6dcfe
Retweeted by Harry AltmanGareth Bale gave Zidane shampoo for his Secret Santa and Courtois grassed him up. Pass it on.
Retweeted by Harry AltmanTwo moob cinema club https://t.co/kuMFwmQtzt
Retweeted by Harry AltmanOh fucking yes https://t.co/lj3MItSRKa
Retweeted by Harry Altman" Fuck off Carl "๐Ÿ˜‚ he's absolutely fucked ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ https://t.co/MezbTefvfi
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7/21
2019
This is class from Paddy Power! And to think we've been having a go at them all week ๐Ÿ‘ #SaveOurShirt https://t.co/wh06z6K98Z
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7/19
2019
Turn right outside Swansea train station and walk about 50 yards๐Ÿ‘Œ https://t.co/1XrVNmhuAq
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7/18
2019
Just took a girl Nandoโ€™s and she went for the Ketchup. Fuming I have to block her now
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7/15
2019
When Neymar move to Barcelona fails and he returns to PSG https://t.co/7igrMloFtu
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7/14
2019
Never forget that Chelsea FC are responsible for the single worst transfer announcement video ever produced. https://t.co/9t7cXALaDc
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7/12
2019
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7/10
2019

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