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Joined Twitter 12/28/11


@JetBlue 852 CUN -> JFK5 hour delay and counting and attitude from the gate attendants. Not to mention the saddest snack spread ever. Do better @JetBlue
2/28
2019
I love this 😂😂😂 https://t.co/FM6e430pUD
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7/25
2019
look at this absolute unit. https://t.co/LzcQ4x0q38
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5/22
2019
Unreal par 3 in South Africa. https://t.co/gJrGvv7Ko6
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5/10
2019
Magic seen leaving the Lakers offices🏀🎩😏 ... https://t.co/TIqFmtze5k
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4/10
2019
Tom Brady now has more Super Bowl appearances than every team in the NFL (except for the Patriots). https://t.co/zmY3adf8nm
Retweeted by Rory HartBrady silences the haters again 👀 https://t.co/9ppjlzyLvB
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1/21
2018
😂 https://t.co/A843zvhG22RETWEET IF THIS IS HOW YOU FEEL RIGHT NOW https://t.co/L1k4b3VMKE
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9/21
2018
Accurate. https://t.co/FZzASn1UCo
Retweeted by Rory HartBREAKING: Browns tried to release Josh Gordon, but accidentally filed paperwork signing him to a 5-year, $94 million extension.
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9/16
2018
@YahooFantasy weekly matchup recap??
9/11
2018
If the Cleveland Cavaliers win the 2018 NBA finals I’ll buy everyone who retweet’s this a jersey...
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5/31
2018
Hey @BALENCIAGA, I just made my own Double Shirt and it didn't cost thousands of dollars! https://t.co/8daWqAGy7C
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5/30
2018
Just sitting here waiting for this 1hr 10min @Delta flight to take off. 2.5 hr delay and counting. Almost $400 fo… https://t.co/a0KS1LnAcK
4/27
2018
Odell a different breed. #FilayyyyMovement https://t.co/8HYi0oh0Ek
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3/27
2018
@evansilva @pmh9946 Agree Sashi was unfairly scapegoated. As wheeler/dealer he's amazing. As talent evaluator... ju… https://t.co/0KCc31NXnt
3/6
2018
@nfldraftscout How would you comp Jalen Ramsey and Minkah Fitzpatrick? Both versatile DBs (CB/S) and at or near to… https://t.co/twu9iSRpor
1/8
2016
"Greg, you goin' pony?" -J
2/11
2015
"I'm trying to do the three date thing and if I get drunk that's not gonna happen." -TD
10/15
2015
"Get your id under control..-TDIt's called a trilogy, but wait, what's it called if it's two? A biology? -TD #waynesworld
6/17
2015
#jungTheres little dolphins jumping out of the water; grinding their teeth
5/23
2015
Double tap#dyptique
5/22
2015
"Side-pipe accordingly..." -Bob Shank
3/22
2014
"I might as well just start looking for black chicks now... Let's just face reality." -Petro
11/9
2014
#facefordays
7/12
2013
I just mind-fucked the shit out of that kid. -BA @zmack @BabySealShoes @hotdoghandjobs awesome!!!!
9/15
2013
I gotta get outta here before he gets me politically aligned. I'm hard-drawn to what he wants at this point. -TBI wish a ni**a wouldn't -TB
9/3
2013
I'm not even going to google it. I'm just going to text Dave Thompson. -TB
9/2
2013
Check out that ferril clunge. Manky! Fezz-bucket! -courtney
8/30
2013
It coulda been worse. I could've gone dead baby. -AB
7/21
2013
"That back is thirsty" -JD"One time, me and Erica got blackout and we both woke up on the top one." #bunkbeds -JD
7/5
2013
#brunettesonburnetts
6/30
2013
Hey NYC: Professor Thom's is having a 4/26 fundraiser to raise $$$ for http://t.co/Yls0Qblxih (G3 Bos-NYK same night) http://t.co/4TNmVFgN3v
Retweeted by Rory Hart"He does lines... off his own 🍆. He is... The most interesting man in the world." -AS
4/20
2013
#iremembermyfirstultra#whatitdoesn't
3/16
2013
"We could be that tree..." -DL #ultra #plur
3/15
2013
I dont like my food in juice
3/1
2013
Very fluid -BHKI bet you have a beautiful snatch -B HKI've cleaned, I've jerked, I've snatched -AS
2/24
2013
This is the old dude Howard J Reynolds and you're listening to Less Than Jake
2/23
2013
He can never talk shit againIf I'm a bob-kitten someone's bed is turning into a litter box.
2/3
2012
"yeah, it's probably pepper spray." -AB
8/4
2012
It was pretty sunny there and the hair on my arms turned blond. They'd come up and stroke me like I was a bear that didn't bite. -CB
4/27
2012
I'm going to bring bridge back -KS
4/26
2012
"I'll bet you 25 dollars you can't get him off." -Steph L
3/23
2012
"All I wanna do is just lay there and process the shame." -Maria
3/14
2012
Don't u wanna dance? Say you wanna dance. -Tina
3/9
2012
"gators" -AB ..as he drinks Dave's water
2/9
2012
@hotdoghandjobs also.. Am I out of the circle of trust? @hotdoghandjobs black eyed peas on at this moment @ the place I'm atYou fucked up.. You've just started a cork war -AB
1/1
2011
Good call on your guys' part that Phoenix is gay. It breaks my heart... -AB
12/30
2011

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