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Hayes Brown @HayesBrown New York, NY

Socrates throwing verbal rocks at these mediocrities. Also Deputy World News Editor, @BuzzFeedNews. Thoughts mine. Tips: hayes.brown AT buzzfeed dot com

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Joined Twitter 8/14/09


what are doing here, folks https://t.co/oOu7ga5ppW
Retweeted by Hayes BrownI am also all caps excited about this, but I don't want to infringe on Mero's signature tweet style!!!!!! https://t.co/jOfaARTI0F
Retweeted by Hayes Brown @JMBruh We stand by the reporting. I meant in terms of just what the SCO's statement means which a lot of people are speculating about @alb202 Look, this is the first draft of history here, man, they can't all be goldn o b o d y k n o w s a n y t h i n gSmith says he knows the ID's of the two sources cited in the story. https://t.co/1PNHRrKCE0
Retweeted by Hayes Brown @samgavinLA Probably for the best tbhIn this now extended metaphor, we're at least still agreeing it's a cat in the picture! Which the SCO's statement s… https://t.co/waeJ96DYHHIs it the whiskers are too long or too short? Is the cat's face squashed? Is it a black cat when it should be an orange tabby? Unclear!!Anyway, that's the best metaphor I can come up with for how weird the phrasing and timing of the SCO's statement is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯Someone describes a cat for you to draw You've never seen the cat but you draw it as best you can You go to the c… https://t.co/TBbOaAHHK1 @Lkatzenberg It is liiiiiiiiiiiit @HopeRehak God I knew it from the thumbnail and sameIn response to the statement tonight from the Special Counsel's spokesman: We stand by our reporting and the source… https://t.co/ACuXGCvfyV
Retweeted by Hayes BrownThe last twenty-four hours have been a real rollercoaster of emotions on Twitter dot comBREAKING: BuzzFeed News says "we are continuing to report and determine what the special counsel is disputing. We r… https://t.co/oSfZLhAWpe
Retweeted by Hayes BrownI know what all of these words mean just not in this orderReading the statement from Mueller's office feels like doing the reading comprehension section from the hardest standardized test everDifficult to parse each and every word here, but it is extremely unusual for the Special Counsel's office to issue… https://t.co/agZHSxLP7Y
Retweeted by Hayes BrownAerosmith singing "Arms Wide Open" from the hit movie "Armageddon!" NSync wearing just the shiniest clothes! Surpri… https://t.co/x9Hj9ka3sYI posit this to you: the last truly pure moment in American culture was the 2001 Super Bowl Halftime Show https://t.co/sUsmxD7LpX
1/19
2019
Statement from @AmyKlobuchar, re: William Barr: "When I asked the questions of the nominee I was not aware of the l… https://t.co/Ea8bhhG6hc
Retweeted by Hayes BrownAnd the Clinton impeachment started out because of an investigation into a land deal. The scale of this whole thing… https://t.co/VHTqYYp8h4Only 3 weeks ago, Trump’s special envoy for countering ISIS resigned over his decision to withdraw US troops from S… https://t.co/fRziE2cxtF
Retweeted by Hayes BrownConsole: Sonic the Hedgehog PC: Reader Rabbit 2 https://t.co/i8wFUrEj2JThe US Victims Of A Suicide Blast In Syria Included The First Woman Servicemember Killed In The Anti-ISIS Campaign… https://t.co/zwAW20TjQx
Retweeted by Hayes Brownre-upping my deep dive with @mitchprothero + @MunzeralAwad on what US-led efforts to hunt ISIS cells in Syria look… https://t.co/B1LmOlwau0
Retweeted by Hayes BrownI'm so glad @stephaniemlee wrote this, I was getting so mad at the idea of "Mexican DNA" they were using in that Ae… https://t.co/DAmLJC3nNGAbout that Aeromexico ad... https://t.co/wjRIfBmJIt via @stephaniemlee
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Retweeted by Hayes BrownIn 1976, with Stan Lee at the helm, Marvel Comics partnered with **Planned Parenthood** to advocate for sex educati… https://t.co/G4pMEUznFl
Retweeted by Hayes Brown @HayesBrown This is a question on the Kinsey test.
Retweeted by Hayes BrownI honestly managed to forget how good this and that is my fault https://t.co/kI0TulfIpzWhile we're doling out (much-deserved) love for BuzzFeed, might I throw into the ring Michael @Blackmon's brilliant… https://t.co/99buXnmCgM
Retweeted by Hayes BrownAccording to the NYT story last fall, one of the written questions to Trump from Mueller was, “What communication d… https://t.co/7a9qmmuCm3
Retweeted by Hayes Brown @AltierierMotive :) https://t.co/H76EMfXYXfThe military said Aung San Suu Kyi personally ordered the crackdown, stating that the Arakan Army should face the s… https://t.co/ZmCPt1r5Aq
Retweeted by Hayes BrownSeeing @theferocity nearly choke on his water at @a_cormier_ providing all the tea is what makes live TV special https://t.co/gjCQ2uJU2hBuzzFeed when the universe asked who has the trump tea: https://t.co/djx6JiuIxG
Retweeted by Hayes BrownEvery time Trump tweets or says “witch hunt” all I think about is this detail about him “excitedly” calling people… https://t.co/y8Z2i8SJfK
Retweeted by Hayes Brown"It's fucking bullshit, man. Read the story." @a_cormier_ has some words for the Trump supporters who think Michael… https://t.co/Kh2acy0Hf9
Retweeted by Hayes BrownA great idea for your Friday: https://t.co/d6fyPoysZW
Retweeted by Hayes Brown @xtineengels Well, the govt is still partially shut with no end in sight, the SotU might be cancelled, and oh the p… https://t.co/oetu49T8imAsked about the BuzzFeed News story, @LaraLeaTrump echoes Rudy in calling Cohen a desperate fraud who shouldn't be… https://t.co/QZnIXbtn9L
Retweeted by Hayes BrownAfter more than three years at the helm as editor-in-chief, Janine Gibson has just told London staff she’s leaving BuzzFeed UK
Retweeted by Hayes Brown(grapes)Since the president is tweeting about this story... https://t.co/2F9dwxFxdkLooking out from my rooftop as the first flakes of snow sprinkle a city full of people recording emergency podcasts.
Retweeted by Hayes Brown @SylviaObell I mean, I am not not trying to speak this into existenceThe only thing that would send the internet into any more of a complete meltdown would be a surprise Beyonce drop https://t.co/kuEWOXJg2xHere come the investigations into the stunning revelations by @JasonLeopold and @a_cormier_ Story by @LoopEmma https://t.co/zKmsykywCi
Retweeted by Hayes Brownthe word "crimes" is inherently funny.
Retweeted by Hayes BrownI'm still stuck on the fact that Mueller knew about the crimes before he got Cohen to say "yeah, he told me to do the crimeS"The US State Dept has said it is "deeply disturbed by credible reports out of Chechnya about renewed attacks agains… https://t.co/4OzuwD4gfa
Retweeted by Hayes Brownofficially the best 2009 > 2019 #10YearChallenge, @buzzfeed https://t.co/DBkd3LwG4j
Retweeted by Hayes Brown>> @BuzzFeedBen: "Jason and Anthony have spent many months opening a totally original vein in the Trump story, and… https://t.co/iYQAtKCdAi
Retweeted by Hayes Brown @profmusgrave Accurate!Tonight is fun. Isn't this fun? It feels fun.(Gets in time travel machine, visits 2014) “So, how’s President Hillary?” Well, she lost actually...to Donald Trump… https://t.co/y0rN9n8z3F
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Retweeted by Hayes BrownOne thing this shutdown is illustrating is how many Americans are one missed paycheck away from serious financial h… https://t.co/IJrPSKuMgS
Retweeted by Hayes BrownPoor Tiffany, left out of all the crimes.
Retweeted by Hayes BrownExcept Buzzfeed article makes clear that Special Counsel had corroborating evidence *first*, then asked Cohen.... https://t.co/zsqxZ1xc37
Retweeted by Hayes Brown🚨NEW from @a_cormier_ and me: President Trump Directed Michael Cohen To Lie To Congress About The Moscow Tower Pro… https://t.co/SkNLb76trA
Retweeted by Hayes BrownFrom Bill Barr's obstruction memo: https://t.co/ikIJGIrHkN
Retweeted by Hayes Brownseriously, enough props cannot be given to @a_cormier_ and @JasonLeopold
Retweeted by Hayes BrownWow. This is it. NBC's obtained a copy of a memo that shows that the administration purposefully intended to separa… https://t.co/BXVJCXB763
Retweeted by Hayes BrownThis is, uh, a lot of evidence it sounds like https://t.co/CBtAs9tQgc https://t.co/12cpQj9ZNjTrump straight up told Cohen to lie to Congress about the Trump Tower Moscow negotiations, according to two federal… https://t.co/AOceH6NsGA😶 https://t.co/8phjq18qU6
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1/18
2019
Kim Yong Chol is on his way to DC to meet Pompeo & perhaps Trump himself to likely finalize plans to announce a sec… https://t.co/sRpVGWnSIe
Retweeted by Hayes BrownIt’s a good thing I’m not a press flak for Speaker Pelosi or I’d be fired for sending off a press release that’s li… https://t.co/xCbgvve8yFWill trump allow government/military plane travel for his cabinet to go to Davos next week?
Retweeted by Hayes Brown.@SpeakerPelosi CoDel was scheduled to leave at 3pm, when @realDonaldTrump informed her that it was postponed.
Retweeted by Hayes BrownA codel (the name for a trip like this) to a conflict zone is typically not made public until the members arrive. T… https://t.co/MHcW5dyskR
Retweeted by Hayes BrownThis is just to say I have canceled the CODEL To Brussels and Afghanistan That you were probably looking forward to… https://t.co/kh325ACccj
Retweeted by Hayes Brown[inhales deeply, steeples fingers] Everything is profoundly stupid.The Trump Administration Says New Food Stamp Funding For Puerto Rico Is “Excessive And Unnecessary”… https://t.co/iFgN1ipTLaHe Helped Expose Corruption In Soccer In Africa. Then He Was Shot Dead In The Street. https://t.co/nDpNet35yj via @matthewchampionI hope the congresswoman mentioned giving photo credit at Twitter class this morning because this photo is definite… https://t.co/az1bsvqhwY
Retweeted by Hayes BrownGerman Police Have Raided The Homes Of Suspected KKK Members https://t.co/COm3WbmdS2 via @jlfeder
Retweeted by Hayes Brown @ortile I am here to support uI see people talking about things like “Belgium survived without a government for over a year” who don’t seem to re… https://t.co/RhU4sB8kwN
Retweeted by Hayes BrownWelp, I’m convinced https://t.co/cQanG15VqGhttps://t.co/cbLzXUz7gs
Retweeted by Hayes BrownImpressions! You have them? @AM2DM wants to see them! https://t.co/6XoVNxOuoO
Retweeted by Hayes BrownTSA Workers Did Not Receive A $500 Bonus They Were Promised After Weeks Of Working Without Pay https://t.co/Pp8aArCP0J via @nidhiprakashNEW: A lawsuit claims Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee retaliated against a staffer who planned to sue the Congressional Bla… https://t.co/wWAFVN8Wrk
Retweeted by Hayes BrownThe Super Bowl is also an NSSE. It's not required by the Constitution, or at least not the US one. An idea: The NFL… https://t.co/ia1NjRXSPp
Retweeted by Hayes BrownGood. https://t.co/bWkbbChMCc
1/17
2019
@chick_in_kiev The best is the all-caps “LESBIAN” and it’s not even close @ziwe He was clearly hoping to get setts out of this haha But also what the shit that’s the dumbest line I’ve ever heardThese Are The Victims Of The Nairobi Hotel Complex Attack https://t.co/IWxUAoRH09 via @tamerra_nikolas we enter week three of the government shutdown, i expect we'll see weirder, unforeseen side effects like... ...… https://t.co/wQxrrs25Mj
Retweeted by Hayes Brown @MattZeitlin TBF none of the P5 are looking exactly, well, great rn(It was "The Jungle Book" for the record, I found it amazing despite my initial skepticism)Disney made one (1) great live-action remake and immediately got delusions of grandeur https://t.co/KINlfUyEOqFreshman House Democrats (including AOC) currently delivering letter to Mitch McConnell’s Capitol office telling hi… https://t.co/SMCKgZyN8V
Retweeted by Hayes BrownThe UK has no idea what it wants https://t.co/rey19w2D5aWe were in Manbij few days ago right near blast site. It was tense. 2 local sec officers had been killed in bombing… https://t.co/en6GulgnM5
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1/16
2019

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