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Hayes Brown @HayesBrown New York, NY

Socrates throwing verbal rocks at these mediocrities. Also Senior Reporter and Editor @BuzzFeedWorld. Thoughts mine. Tips: hayes.brown AT buzzfeed dot com

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Joined Twitter 8/14/09


A good example of Twitter not doing something justice. The piece quoted here is derisively referred to as “cancel c… https://t.co/Iu3HqTxEOY
Retweeted by Hayes Brownshot, chaser, etc https://t.co/Uh4TMvczJP https://t.co/YSeQgMtA0jone day i'll learn to proofread my dumb tweets before i hit send. one day.I've started to referring to people who con folks out of their money exclusively as "flim-flammers" and I highly en… https://t.co/IsX1ekX6pG @indyfromspace That's honestly an even better answer @indyfromspace Oooh, what were you at Delos excavating??Is...the president teasing an ICE operation? Unprecedented, if so. https://t.co/V1CI2IyHoh
Retweeted by Hayes BrownTo recap: 1) The national security advisor calls Pentagon staffers directly. 2) The SECDEF ignores emails from 4 st… https://t.co/29hb03I27u
Retweeted by Hayes BrownWow. Acting SecDef Pat Shanahan leaves requests from four-star military commanders to "languish for weeks," in his… https://t.co/EmxEuJHbIT
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6/18
2019
Gratuitously using the N-word is NOT a teenage phase everyone goes through. My oppression is NOT on par with going goth.
Retweeted by Hayes BrownBeing at @BuzzFeedNews is mostly worth it for the people. I love this newsroom and I am thinking of everyone who ma… https://t.co/SBz3yS2V9y
Retweeted by Hayes BrownI look like a tiny, menacing enforcer in this picture, please support the #BuzzFeedNewsUnionNow https://t.co/2UJUCpp0a3
Retweeted by Hayes Brown.@dominicholden in his element https://t.co/lkl4ZmZmvoLet’s go. https://t.co/pNBYiMx18xDeuces.Hong Kong's Historic Protests Are Tearing This Family Apart https://t.co/80a8V1zVUx via @rosalindzadamsAwful new detail from last night's suicide bombings in Nigeria: The attackers were teenagers. That's a common tact… https://t.co/aKygVgNGGd
Retweeted by Hayes BrownThe death in custody of former Egyptian President Mohamed Morsy should be understood in the context of the Egyptian… https://t.co/mMeBRRkPt1
Retweeted by Hayes BrownEgypt's First Democratically Elected President Dies After Fainting In Court https://t.co/PghONpsKcCHoly shit what. https://t.co/cGnK3qKUYiWhy did DOJ conclude in 1973 that sitting president can’t be indicted? I talked to Elliot Richardson’s aide-de-camp… https://t.co/zycwVsI3C3
Retweeted by Hayes BrownInteresting to see the same people who called for @chick_in_kiev to lose multiple jobs, turning a single bad tweet… https://t.co/iOYeBfcdaI
Retweeted by Hayes BrownI think we look good in red https://t.co/T3lsw72vUG
Retweeted by Hayes Brown @brokeymcpoverty @iSmashFizzle I censored what I was gonna tell you Tracy because it’s too early and I don’t wanna scar AshleyA whole generation of people out there now who don’t immediately have the urge to beg their parents for an iPod whe… https://t.co/jmohypLsEHICYMI: Sex Work Could Soon Be Allowed In A Huge Part Of New York City https://t.co/MFwhIsJ3CA via @o_tilli_a @CarolineMoss In two thousand and nineteen???remember when I didn’t think 23 was young
Retweeted by Hayes BrownSudan’s deposed dictator, Omar Hassan al-Bashir, was taken from a prison in the capital Khartoum to face corruption… https://t.co/SaCMcyUV0h
Retweeted by Hayes BrownI didn’t expect the Tories to be the first to have a candidate with “murder the Baby Boomers” as a platform but her… https://t.co/8DCIC1mGbQThis tweet brought to you by the American Experience episode on the Chinese Exclusion ActAmerica: no matter how racist you think it is, always just a liiiiiiitle more racist than you rememberFor months, Trump & co have been saying that sanctions will convince Iran to agree to stronger nuclear limits. Now… https://t.co/0r23ScxzAj
Retweeted by Hayes Brown“Nazi Megaweapons is made possible in part by contributions from viewers like you.” Wait hang on, oh right.
Retweeted by Hayes Brown @arawnsley EVERY TIME.My favourite trend this year is how anybody over 30 has given up on trends altogether and now just dresses up as th… https://t.co/UnTfgBFgS3
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6/17
2019
We’re finally on S6 of RHOBH and Erika is my new favorite for seeing Lisa’s MO and being totes upfront about her everything sorry not sorry @ParraV “I’m sorry for.......whatever I’m supposed to be sorry for” and then never talking about it again is like fuckboi 101 @melissasprofile I have had ENOUGH but also WANT NO SMOKE she would destroy meI’m just gonna say it: if I saw a guy gaslight his girlfriend the way that L*sa V*nderp*mp does her friends I would… https://t.co/9DbXJ14Z97fiction idea: hanfu cosplayer person goes back to imperial china and gets dunked on for not knowing how to farm or… https://t.co/JNKDPl4aL3
Retweeted by Hayes BrownA sign of the absurdity of the internal Conservative debate at the moment: in this, a debate for the leadership fo… https://t.co/pbUMfyHZnF
Retweeted by Hayes BrownOh. Sure. Okay. https://t.co/zzmI6gVJnh[middle english period group chat] feudalismluvr: havin roast beef w/gravé tonite groats4days: lol gravé saxon_69:… https://t.co/jeQE70twh5
Retweeted by Hayes Brown"talking through the really good part of the movie warrants a retaliatory military strike against the Islamic Repub… https://t.co/ZmyVpLhHuoThis is the first time we’ve seen an African Union body link selecivity / alleged bias of the #ICC against Africa w… https://t.co/YDJCkL2IAd
Retweeted by Hayes BrownBest press conference ever https://t.co/JNPSdjpuOL
Retweeted by Hayes BrownThanks to @davidgura for having me on @UPonMSNBC this morning! I think you couldn’t even tell I woke up in a panic… https://t.co/DVyluDHDpnThat was easy https://t.co/onhaSXJTwj
Retweeted by Hayes BrownThe spirit of Smoot-Hawley is alive and things are going great https://t.co/CMZgkkthyFScoop by the authoritative @iraqoilreport: the US has extended the Iran sanction waiver enabling Iraq to import vit… https://t.co/PB8A7TtMRe
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6/16
2019
📺 Joining me on @UPonMSNBC Sunday, from 8:00 to 10:00 a.m. ET: @HayesBrown 🍩 @gdebenedetti 🍩 @PeteDominick 🍩… https://t.co/YHJGciJDZ4
Retweeted by Hayes BrownHe Held Her Down, Choked Her, And Masturbated Onto Her. The Law Said It Wasn’t Sexual Assault. https://t.co/Joa6HR4hW8 via @davidmackau
Retweeted by Hayes BrownA candidate for district attorney in New York City wants to make Queens the first major metropolitan area in the co… https://t.co/J66k4FGvNc
Retweeted by Hayes BrownCORRECTION: Gizmodo originally stated that drug company Mallinckrodt had jacked up the price of an anti-seizure med… https://t.co/0PWTjKfRW3
Retweeted by Hayes Brownoj simpson joining twitter the week of the 25th anniversary of nicole brown's murder sure is, uh, something.
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6/15
2019
"When the students poured into Tiananmen Square, the Chinese government almost blew it. Then they were vicious, the… https://t.co/8iHgzToGRC
Retweeted by Hayes BrownWhy’s that interesting? Well, it’s apparently not how EOD is done. Proper practice would be skeleton crew + small c… https://t.co/39xSBskKQS
Retweeted by Hayes BrownMentioned earlier that bomb nerds are my favorite kind of nerds. Here’s why. Spoke to Brant deBoer, former Navy EOD… https://t.co/SSDcoMQIpW
Retweeted by Hayes Brownproposed note titles: SINKING LIKE AN ANKARA ISTANBUL MARKET https://t.co/D3EZigXvmn
Retweeted by Hayes Brown @emorwee @addysue You don’t think the “on the other hand” pub is a Libra???this chart is disturbingly accurate happy friday https://t.co/SeqpSXrc2Gnow eagerly awaiting the "something hit tankers in the gulf" story crossing over with the "so there are all these u… https://t.co/c3GKdRIUdNThank you everyone who read my cha cha on perimenopause for @glamourmag and sent me such nice notes about it. Tell… https://t.co/sY2NM3dSFb
Retweeted by Hayes Brownsorry, the iraqi dinar scam is one of the best things i learned about last year https://t.co/QhVmTnJoW5 https://t.co/UdB9HM6WSSMexico's top migration official, a well-known advocate for migrant rights, has stepped down ⬇️ https://t.co/QbWtEBIIOK
Retweeted by Hayes Browndo kids today still get threatened with things going on their permanent record or is that something that they reall… https://t.co/QCDUcjsEUeMother in law just explained to me that people in Hong Kong don’t really care about the extradition law but have be… https://t.co/QnovICD1jv
Retweeted by Hayes Brown.@BuzzFeedNews is doing a series on Abortion In The South! The first 2 stories are up today from me & @bri_sacks on… https://t.co/TxKoxVLKCa
Retweeted by Hayes BrownTHREAD Democratic presidential candidates as Parks and Rec gifs. Amy Klobuchar. https://t.co/1bxN5dw2EE
Retweeted by Hayes BrownAnyway, here is that investigation, and thanks to everyone who read it, shared it and wrote about it: https://t.co/mnaLWd6zbr
Retweeted by Hayes BrownEditors at prestige publications: When you look at who does investigative and long form feature work, it really is… https://t.co/dFiHymwCUw
Retweeted by Hayes Brown @coffeeshopjihad @2rantumscoot God, I'm so sorryWell, that concludes this round of your Democratic presidential debates. https://t.co/hIuXRtNYxB https://t.co/idrXTGyKch
Retweeted by Hayes BrownSo they put the Warren-dominant Orange group the first night to get people to tune in — but nobody knew that NBC wo… https://t.co/tlyEqfiwpyDNC/campaigns had no heads-up that NBC would get to decide which group would debate first. Campaign reps asked why… https://t.co/mAkeBLOCNG
Retweeted by Hayes BrownYou know what to do now @peretti. Recognize @bfnewsunion and give them an even better deal. We at Vox would feel in… https://t.co/97iUzULdKw
Retweeted by Hayes BrownNBC has the two groups, Purple and Orange. PURPLE: Harris Biden Bernie Pete Gillibrand Bennet Williamson Swalwel… https://t.co/g6QPQcil5F
Retweeted by Hayes BrownQ: Does Maduro HAVE to go? No firm yes/no here Sanders: need elections, fair elections, was mistake to put US at… https://t.co/pNh3Ngxape @jephjacques Gluteus Caesar over hereMoar agreement: white supremacy is bad, the advisors say. @tghani, speaking for Mayor Pete, says that it's a foreig… https://t.co/u86LpREytG @ABlinken Okay, this is good: someone here at #TruCon19 asked them just "Space Force. WTF." @mattduss, speaking fo… https://t.co/Ls3EccUaMW @dominicholden enjoy ur time in the system, u monster @notdred The latter, there wasn't much room in the tweet but that was the v brief paraphrase.@ABlinken, Biden's foreign policy advisor here at #TruCon19, inadvertently sums up the panel: "I'm afraid we're in violent agreement."(Worth noting all of this is rhetoric, not actually, you know, policies.)Asked how their candidate differs from the others on foreign policy, advisors say: Mayor Pete: he's a millennial,… https://t.co/OfTjtbFfY3Represented here are the campaigns of Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Joe Biden, and Mayor PeteThere's been a lot of agreement on this #TruCon19 panel of foreign policy advisors of the 2020 candidates, includin… https://t.co/t5qR0nfXtf @CaitlinHowarth omfg what side of the room. @PeteButtigieg This stops me: We've heard this from aspiring presidents before (cough Obama) who wound up using the… https://t.co/st3LGlSHmW
Retweeted by Hayes Brown[whispers] i snuck into DC to attend today's session of #TruCon19. say hello if you see me. if we've met before and… https://t.co/LwuH6MeaZ7President Trump, calling into Fox News on his birthday, talks about tanker attacks: "Well, Iran did do it... It wa… https://t.co/SjVRYjkdWi
Retweeted by Hayes BrownWas living in VT for my first baby. Did the midwife, no drugs, water birth, crunchy thing and was so close to not v… https://t.co/qcdSy6zsz9
Retweeted by Hayes BrownNEW: Sr diplomatic source of US ally says the goal of the US response so far is simply to publicly call out Iran, a… https://t.co/DuEkreHr1G
Retweeted by Hayes Brown @jenn_ruth YIIIIIIIIKES.Is it just me or is the Telegraph now to Boris Johnson what the People’s Daily is to Xi Jinping? https://t.co/vk3Inzi338
Retweeted by Hayes BrownChina invites top UN counterterrorism to Xianjing, but makes UN high commissioner wait for a visa https://t.co/luQi8f30TG
Retweeted by Hayes BrownTwo key distinctions between Steele and Russia: 1) Paying Christopher Steele is a *legal* campaign *expenditure* —… https://t.co/u1mnpBQW81
Retweeted by Hayes Brown“She’s so good, but how is she going to play a high school student?” - me, a dummy who briefly forgot what animatio… https://t.co/j3XiVdjQBh
6/14
2019

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