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Hayes Brown @HayesBrown New York, NY

Socrates throwing verbal rocks at these mediocrities. Also Deputy World News Editor, @BuzzFeedNews. Thoughts mine. Tips: hayes.brown AT buzzfeed dot com

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Joined Twitter 8/14/09


Bearing in mind the difference between 'taste in television' and 'all time favorites': Top Chef Steven Universe Th… https://t.co/WdMzICqzMeThere's a truly incredible Qanon account on Instagram with +11k followers that's been pumping out totally fake quot… https://t.co/LIecQfai3o
Retweeted by Hayes Brownthe authentic Twitter experience: a story in four acts https://t.co/T55CUXedOe
Retweeted by Hayes Brown @damnyouwillis Wow end of a bafflingly incoherent era @mekosoff i expected this out of the DC Tinder scene but this is just disappointingyesterday: oh wow my bracket looks great I must be some kind of a savant this year today: https://t.co/EJ2yEhgeayWhat We Know: - Mueller's finished a report - The AG has it - You don't have it - You want to read it - That's too bad
Retweeted by Hayes BrownAbu and Ahmed are back for a quick podcast episode of @seesomething processing the disturbing implications of the C… https://t.co/Jc8vruF8Qc
Retweeted by Hayes BrownSo to summarize: Trump did not cancel previously imposed sanctions, he cancelled a classified round of large-scale… https://t.co/Vg8Yj4YzcA
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3/23
2019
@fivefifths It can be fixed but...my god what a waste @nahaltoosi @BahmanKalbasi https://t.co/DrymjT00CUjust a reminder that a blue checkmark on this website grants the user *both* an honorary law degree and phd in hist… https://t.co/SE3tRyi0eF
Retweeted by Hayes Brown @John_Hudson This would have been helpful for the WH Press Secretary to clear upSources say Trump did not withdraw the North Korea sanctions from Thursday, instead he’s canceling a future round o… https://t.co/hOSa2EZptA
Retweeted by Hayes BrownThe Republican Party of Palm Beach is hosting a Lincoln dinner at Mar-a-Lago tonight. The keynote speaker is Sen. L… https://t.co/YLpQDxsUcz
Retweeted by Hayes Brown @HayesBrown “With Mueller’s Elite 8 already under indictment...” Editor: We don’t even want your work for free.
Retweeted by Hayes BrownREPORTER: [frantically typing] "Is....the Mueller report....a slam dunk.......or just more March Madness" okay done… https://t.co/08rZgrcOd6RIP Tommy. https://t.co/tQiRBOhp6RThe Mueller Report I didn’t fuck my cat (1/2847)
Retweeted by Hayes BrownSO. Special counsel Robert Mueller is done. You may be asking yourself: What exactly did he do, again? Here are all… https://t.co/emyw8eaaAn
Retweeted by Hayes BrownNote: DOJ spox says that Mueller will remain special counsel until a time TBD by Barr — Mueller and a small conting… https://t.co/PRW1hnVq7L
Retweeted by Hayes BrownMueller: So, I wrote a thing
Retweeted by Hayes BrownAw man I just realized the drink menus in DC are gonna be insufferable this weekend.
Retweeted by Hayes Brownhaven't felt like this since harry potter book 5
Retweeted by Hayes BrownAnd with a hearty sigh hundreds of editors delete their "Trump Fires Mueller" pre-writesMueller probe: over "Supernatural": ending after 15 seasons Brexit: as eternal as the starsIf I understand correctly, the report now has to go to the UK Parliament for one or more meaningful votes... https://t.co/VajI9swX43
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Retweeted by Hayes BrownSomewhere some dude just ripped open his shirt to show the "It's Mueller Time!" t-shirt he's been wearing for the last year and a half.
Retweeted by Hayes Brownwhat if the mueller report is just like seven pages long.a thing has happened we have no idea what it is
Retweeted by Hayes Brown[runs through the door] YOU GUYS, THE MUELLER RE- oh. nm. i see you heard nvm.Robert Mueller's work is done, DOJ says. Here's what happens now. https://t.co/xoQaFAdeZ1 via @zoetillman
Retweeted by Hayes BrownMood: https://t.co/JFn19mHeRSREPORT: REPORT REPORTED, SAYS REPORTERHas anyone on the right tried to reconcile the bash Venezuela and openly praise North Korea approach or is this jus… https://t.co/F6k7Pp2fLH
Retweeted by Hayes BrownNew from @ikran and me: A Whistleblower Leaked Messages From A South Korean Celebrity Group Chat And Now There’s A… https://t.co/LXSpt6KRuL
Retweeted by Hayes Brown @cjane87 I dunno, seeing a NCAA tournament game end with a score of 38-35 sounded appealingThese "important actions" were just overturned less than 24 hours later via Trump tweet. Sarah Sanders' statement… https://t.co/f1YaQJOtMc
Retweeted by Hayes BrownTo state the obvious: Seems POTUS is pulling back sanctions that were just announced by his own administration. We'… https://t.co/PWbUsKZ1hQ
Retweeted by Hayes Brownbeginning to really wish spring would just hurry up and announce
Retweeted by Hayes Brownmike.......welcome to buzzfeed dot com the website, look forward to working with you (@VeepHBO) https://t.co/0ek1ePk11A
Retweeted by Hayes Brownwould love to know who was paying Rudy for his cybersecurity consulting services https://t.co/xfunvziOJx
Retweeted by Hayes Brown @LadyLovesTaft the disaster bi brand is too powerfullook if you're not watching The Library every morning after #DragRace what are you even doing with your life https://t.co/f6IDsWI7Zq
Retweeted by Hayes BrownA typical moment behind the scenes of @AM2DM’s The Library @ShowtimeSyzygy: oh wow when did you first know that yo… https://t.co/YpaB9iQMgdPompeo doesn't seem to care about breaking an existing UN Security Council Resolution 242 that the US voted for.… https://t.co/5iBG1DWRWs
Retweeted by Hayes BrownI see this sort of comment a lot and it bothers me. By 2006, gore, porn, nazis, and harassment were already a decad… https://t.co/85iz9D4AMg
Retweeted by Hayes BrownHave you been keeping up with your #DragRace studies? Another edition of The Library, our weekly RuCap, is coming t… https://t.co/SbLej5Cdpy @KendraJames_ Her kicking the shit out of the raptor gave me joy my little nine year-old body needed more than air @jephjacques You gave a robot OCD and made me sad and I have nobody to blame but myself for reading this comic for… https://t.co/MTvVy3Mbgt @NSlayton This is a good choice and I’m proud of you @rkbollinger The first time I watched it it was hilariously bad. The second time I appreciated the effort that went… https://t.co/hU6rn8AsqF @mdelaporta Oh but I meant the puppetry and animatronics! We need more of them in this CGI heavy worldWhen she worked at the U.N., Summer Brennan wore high heels almost every day — even when they made her fall. Her ne… https://t.co/nJOqueTDqe
Retweeted by Hayes BrownA guide: 1) all-around fav, illustrates my love of both quality low-tech special effects and dinosaurs 2) period pi… https://t.co/J30TypRsT1Stranger asks you what time it is = kinda annoying Stranger asks you what year it is = pretty concerning Strange… https://t.co/ZvKjxQlP4s
Retweeted by Hayes BrownHere's Laura Ingraham displaying my face to 2.5 million viewers and calling me a "little journo-terrorist." I am… https://t.co/x5mijcHGbK
Retweeted by Hayes BrownFor @TVGuide's Sex Ed Week, I got into my feels about Steven Universe's non-binary love dance, growing up under rep… https://t.co/GBdZfu8dUO
Retweeted by Hayes BrownA transcript of Paul’s YouTube message to the Hebrews “Don’t forget to click ‘subscribe’”
Retweeted by Hayes Brown @catesish @iSmashFizzle True but it will help people understand my love of Beautiful Trash @iSmashFizzle A) Shakespeare in Love is ART and you need to watch it this weekend B) Say more about the Jupiter Ascending thing. @catesish @iSmashFizzle I was so close to Pacific Rim but I feel like the other sci-fi action catches the vibe @iSmashFizzle This is solid“A reading from Paul’s Slack thread with the Corinthians”
Retweeted by Hayes BrownJurassic Park Shakespeare in Love Avengers Jupiter Ascending West Side Story https://t.co/f09GGUB9iq @catesish [hits the internet off button]Moon's approval rating announced today inched up by 1 percent from 44% to 45% -- the highest number for a South Kor… https://t.co/hQPVXlDX95
Retweeted by Hayes Brown:: tilts head :: This, folks, is what we call a theologically leading question. https://t.co/Pcp6SihnTB
Retweeted by Hayes BrownHere's Baked Alaska, who marched with the tiki torchers in Charlottesville and would tweet the 14 words, condemning… https://t.co/0VvLwrRGO0
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3/22
2019
@CandyAppleAlly https://t.co/4RFP7eUP4QA political gift from a US president for an embattled leader who faces a tough election in 19 days. @netanyahu dini… https://t.co/IAO21UwioM
Retweeted by Hayes BrownI'm looking forward to seeing the crowds of Temer supporters gathering outside jail, chanting "Fora Temer!" https://t.co/HzHITMC1Xm
Retweeted by Hayes Brown @summerbrennan This is tragicGreat buzzfeed post similar to mine from this morning where I argued that tech platforms’ failure to police terrori… https://t.co/8LkYcjmQU8
Retweeted by Hayes BrownA full day later and this exchange with @jfruh is still making me laugh https://t.co/1SpcKB0q36 @ItsTheBrandi @jfruh Gillum's not running tho, is he? I thought his new thing was to turnout the vote in FloridaThe storm that battered Mozambique and its neighbors in Africa may be the worst weather-related disaster ever to hi… https://t.co/IGocxALDlr
Retweeted by Hayes BrownI can tell what he probably meant was "we should have so many women candidates that this question is reversed" but… https://t.co/87Lw9wUMFg @Walldo I see what he was trying to do there. But woof.Something is wrong w political Twitter when the possibility of first lady Rosario Dawson didn't get more play https://t.co/1a7TCv3Tdq
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3/21
2019
I just reached out to the Pentagon to see if they’d confirm this. Press officer’s response: “We have nothing new to… https://t.co/g3v1ZqqjchTech Platforms Obliterated ISIS Online — And Let White Nationalism Flourish. Is It Too Late To Stop?… https://t.co/rn8bxiI6FO @chick_in_kiev Hooded robes for $15??!?!Send in questions via livestream! https://t.co/eSt8N7hEuu
Retweeted by Hayes BrownI can't stress this point enough about 1876: The worst election dispute in U.S. history only ended after Congress c… https://t.co/BdMQvOSDGn
Retweeted by Hayes BrownEuropean center-right suspends Hungarian PM Orbán https://t.co/zFKJxnpzSQ
Retweeted by Hayes BrownYears later and I still really enjoy how this Brexit Vote Explainer using Harry Potter GIFs turned out. It's like a… https://t.co/bXsk1kYWjDshoutout to the Washington Examiner for aggregating this tweet at the time in an article headlined "'This is the en… https://t.co/COGOVI1K8zLOOK HOW GODDAMN PRESCIENT THIS 2016 TWEET OF MINE WAS https://t.co/7E1V58s8qjHere's an article I wrote LAST JULY and now we are nine days out from a no-deal Brexit haha memories --> Here's How… https://t.co/kG4s0n6ubG @DLind ugh TELL ME ABOUT IT.Really interesting analysis here on why Bolsonaro's Trump of Brazil shtick may not work out so well for him in the… https://t.co/jo3UEuAUq9A Huge Cyclone Struck Mozambique And The Pictures Of The Aftermath Are Devastating https://t.co/E219ieqKPX via @guynamedgabeA personal 2019 paradox: I always want to be extremely well-informed but also can't stand to hear another piece of… https://t.co/wdO2VQr6nO @evepeyser He's so pale he makes this picture as a whole look like it was taken in 2004 @evepeyser how is "ghost of a dirtbag teen" working so well for him.You cannot make this stuff up. https://t.co/Yfjx6Umfgf
Retweeted by Hayes BrownThe idea that abolishing the Electoral College would disenfranchise rural Americans because candidates would only c… https://t.co/nMOm5BSHcA
Retweeted by Hayes Brownlaptop: you’ve had the same chrome session open for a week now pls just close it if you open one more tab it will l… https://t.co/6BvgphrMZv
3/20
2019

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