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Joined Twitter 1/23/09


@RachelMiner1 This makes my heart smile @kaitlynrennee Also I’m ok thanks for asking @kaitlynrennee I know I’ve said this before but when we get out of this lockdown WE GOTTA SHOOT @Punisher_81 @TheGoodLiars Eat a dick @Snufffffles @TheGoodLiars Hey, I’m with you, none of this is funny. The point is it’s Trump’s modus operandi to ca… https://t.co/jfzRD6XTfzA free steak with each purchase, while supplies last! https://t.co/TQfOJinR2o
3/29
2020
The @NewYorker gets me https://t.co/qfJrKAIizt
3/24
2020
@_Brytni I remember being on set, watching the monitor while you taped those scenes like DAMN this girl is good
3/21
2020
hey you know that guy hoarding hand sanitizer? imagine if he was hoarding money, that people need desperately for l… https://t.co/mvTiBUkipi
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3/19
2020
@juliussharpe https://t.co/vS5VxpRloq @fyeahGH The talent/beauty that is @camryngrimes 😍
3/18
2020
Thanks for this info @GlacierNPS. #6 is oft-forgotten — https://t.co/yxbZMasEc6
3/17
2020
Do your part and stay home. It’s all we can do. https://t.co/dLOkV3znNe
Retweeted by Hayley Erin @JohnPaulGreen @lizzyagreen Couple goals 🥗
3/16
2020
@camryngrimes You’re fucking gorgeous and these stills have broken my heart so thanks
3/14
2020
Wow https://t.co/U4iXqAXozWThink! music = sink music! https://t.co/cPacdhmmDV
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3/12
2020
@imarleneking @SashaPieterse @JanelParrish @SofiaCarson @KellyRutherford @elibrown99 @iamsydneypark @ChrisMason_ Ye… https://t.co/rRrMrW9Tl6
3/11
2020
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3/8
2020
Aww @RealEdenMccoy 💘 https://t.co/IOyQO7r7sl
3/6
2020
I mentally change my vote every 4 seconds... 7 hours and 34 minutes to decide... So, people of Twitter, Warren vs Sanders: Go. @DEADLINE @elibrown99 GET IT ELI!!! Congrats dude!!!If you’re happy and you know it... wash your hands.
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3/3
2020
For the love of god UNMUTE THIS https://t.co/MA48mit8MX
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2/24
2020
@chrissyteigen Just hear me out: banana boomerang @littlestitiouss Great tweet 🥇
2/20
2020
@JohnPaulGreen My sentiment exactly
2/19
2020
@adamfergus Big fan https://t.co/Whl7wZ1lUU
2/14
2020
@adamfergus Big fan, can’t wait @whitewatercrew Now THAT’S a good bang
2/11
2020
@Quitesmartin To be fair I did say best correspondent first... @kaitlancollins My fella yells across the house whenever you’re on so I can come running, life = made #fangirl @MattOswaltVA @pattonoswalt https://t.co/gJyC4Y36ic.@kaitlancollins appreciation post: Best correspondent on tv. Best eyeliner on a correspondent on tv. Case closed. https://t.co/i0C8hAQOy6
2/8
2020
@Rowaenthe Chaos
2/6
2020
@realDonaldTrump Are you... telling us to say yes?
1/28
2020
@RuthieConnell Hayley 2020: Don’t go in the closet
1/21
2020
$2 a second......... worth it 🇮🇪 @adamfergus @TheNotoriousMMA https://t.co/Pcn7fGtezU @kate_grahn @womensmarch Cholesterol is our only hope 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1/19
2020
@BradleyWhitford I knew I recognized the name Robert Hyde!! He won a Guinness World Record for longest neck tie in recorded history @linseygodfrey He obviously can only get off on a mirror
1/17
2020
Yes hi hello https://t.co/4qJyHI4ii2Brenda Feldman returned to @ModernFam last night!! And she got the guy @StarringRico 🥰 1x1 & 11x11 #timeflies https://t.co/HMJ3VZ5G5C @caitfairbanks Lmao relatable tweet
1/16
2020
Happy birthday you beautiful creature @camryngrimes, thanks for all the belly laughs ♥️♥️♥️ https://t.co/XbOljgOAPX
1/7
2019
@Stands But have you seen the Icelandic santas? https://t.co/tcuLPTmdDE
12/25
2019
@JoshuaLeeMann @SuperWiki @adamfergus https://t.co/qOgnB5QysE
12/18
2019
My favorite part of this whole controversy is the reach it has given the ad, which also happens to be really good.… https://t.co/YXEHauyXlF
12/15
2019
Me everytime the mandalorian leaves baby yoda alone https://t.co/DavQMip51E
Retweeted by Hayley Erin @yasmin_mars_ @ashhhhanne This tweet >>>>>>>>>>>>>
12/8
2019
So far I’ve registered for my December 23-28 jury duty and cracked my phone screen, today is going GREAT!!! https://t.co/bF4lbs7OS2
12/4
2019
Yes? https://t.co/ptRN0lV518 @CorePowerYoga @chrissyteigen C1 is perfect for you. If you start with C2 you *will* die
12/3
2019
@adamfergus @JoinWeThePurple @laurenduca https://t.co/hlIFZ7nOLg @GreatCallInc Hi, I believe you should be able to direct message now, thanks!And for the love of puppies BE RESPECTFUL!! That goes for both sides (friendly reminder: Santa and friends are watching)Talk to your relatives this thanksgiving! The only way to bridge the gap between the two schools of thought in this… https://t.co/sU4sY03fFX @imarleneking @DannyDeVito This is INCREDIBLE
11/26
2019
@StephenSeanFord Brilliant
11/25
2019
Caption this: https://t.co/0PruAotvwW
11/24
2019
@UnfollowTrump What else was he ever going to say....?
11/23
2019
@littlestitiouss @MeRightMeWrong @AndrewYang Dope
11/21
2019
0/10 would recommend if you love your grandparentNot one to do this —but— I’m unfathomably disappointed w/ @GreatCallInc & their Jitterbug Smartphone, purchased for… https://t.co/XvdRPWtHMd
11/20
2019
@valentinifrank @LiptonWilliam @soapsindepthabc @GeneralHospital GO BUD @LiptonWilliam!!!!!
11/15
2019
@xomandee Great advice but I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see it @sisbrit60 Great answer 😂 @MauraWest This is all the encouragement I needed. DONE. @extra_cat So basically she’s great, but she needs all the attention all the time. And by all the time I mean rando… https://t.co/FdZSSpMUQGWhat’s the verdict on getting a kitten when you already have a pretty poorly behaved cat? Literally any advice please @JennySutt83 This looks INSANELY good holy cow
11/10
2019
Cool friends making cool things!! Check out Modern Wardudes with my pals @JennMcDonnell_ @thecoltonmastro and helme… https://t.co/JfH5ASE63w @AngelBenton You win the pun challenge 🏆 @waywardshamrock I made leek and potato this week!!! #greatminds @deedeecarp https://t.co/lT02UliwSS @OrganicSprayTan Yay!!! Thank you!!!! @ameliabrantley DUDE YES ALL THE YES
11/9
2019
My new thing is making soup so if y’all could send me your favorite resoupes that’d be souper (bad soup related puns also encouraged)
11/8
2019
Seriously, this is one of the most reprehensible things I’ve ever had the displeasure of reading. And people wonder… https://t.co/jG29p06RqKFixed a few TI tracks: -“Live your life (unless you’re my daughter)” -“Whatever you like (unless you’re my daughte… https://t.co/SXDFZdNNw2
11/6
2019
#sorryaboutyourprimeministerAustralia #keepontruckingHe railed against climate boycotts calling them “apocalyptic in tone”.... uhhh that’s the point, Scott. That’s exac… https://t.co/rhMMFab6jH @kate_grahn So so so important. @japastu @josh_swickard I give up. Are you gonna tell us the answer?
11/2
2019
Starbucks coffee tastes like this color https://t.co/C95xoSvq9c @ameliabrantley @Dan_Fogelman @ThisIsUsWriters @TheMandyMoore THIS IS SO CUTE WOW @chloelanier @morganclellan Not to mention at first glance I thought your bill harder gif was actually @morganclellan @chloelanier @morganclellan Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
11/1
2019
@chloelanier https://t.co/nnxQZJTWc6 @chloelanier This suits you @RealEdenMccoy How is this simultaneously gorgeous and terrifying?
10/31
2019
@KristinBingham This is way better than my tweet @whitewatercrew https://t.co/QHJFFSZElkUpdate: The cat has disemboweled the lizard and he is no longer with us #NationalCatDayDid I mention it’s FUCKING HUGEIn honor of #NationalCatDay my darling Cricket brought a LIVE lizard into my house and now I can’t find it 🙃When did twitter start putting ads before videos?!? https://t.co/kFIdlGY8RL @Stands Literally only so I can hang out with you more okay“Note that an “extreme red flag warning” doesn’t actually exist in the Weather Service’s terminology, but the heigh… https://t.co/jL56L0itPy @hadleyk Two words: bread. wedding.
10/30
2019

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