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Smol queer cryptid. Idea landlord. Political on main. Oaklandish. Philadelphian. Sysadmin. Host of @trunkcast πŸ‡±πŸ‡» Hufflepuff. Avi by @oheysteenz He/Him

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@KatyKania nooooo*suspicious squinting* https://t.co/ObkadLZZqv
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Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡Chill with a Inconsequential Badger Fanta 🍦 https://t.co/TQUg0MUlhx
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡instead of just more doom, let me tell you that i am currently optimizing my workflow for the project that's on dec… https://t.co/WPRmYXjt1tWE HAD TIME https://t.co/EeKSqMsdUM
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡expand like great butthole https://t.co/es3ON8yK8V
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡Hayden Christensen and Ewan McGregor throw some punches and then go for a quick hug on the set of #RevengeoftheSith… https://t.co/TTCY3Qwh7M
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡Listen fellow Philly journalists, this is the time to resist our knee-jerk reaction to *automatically* go with the… https://t.co/kQNPPBdyAi
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡Okay for those of you less aware of Philly geography and history, Walter Wallace Jr was killed by the Phila. Police… https://t.co/42JtWrepwX
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡There are a number of autonomous calls circulating for mobilization at 7 pm tonight at Malcolm X Park in West Phill… https://t.co/P6oniKg2QP
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡SURE I ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING AND THINGS ARE ACTUALLY WORSE NOW BUT WHATS IMPORTANT IS THAT I AM ALSO EMBARRASSED
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡Check the date on this. It's 30 years old. Don't let anyone tell you these ideas were invented on Tumblr in 2018. https://t.co/7SNNB6IFB7
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡ @clpolk YEAH BUDDY!!My plan? To be double depressed. https://t.co/FJ9YJlZZru
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡thinks about triangle tail https://t.co/LQlRKhphob
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡Vote in person! https://t.co/H1YAveywOT
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡This is a dark day. But it's important to remember why Republicans fought so hard to steal this Supreme Court seat.… https://t.co/xnnbkRCdiO
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Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡Very sad and angry all the time due to everything. Probably fine.
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡It's not just that Republicans move quickly when power is at stake but not when our lives are at stake, it's that t… https://t.co/LeZpof3YAX
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡For those mapping the timing, Sam’s behavior was discussed publicly in June. He’s now, word is, deleting his apolog… https://t.co/dEjTM9qQXU
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡casual reminder and not at all related to anything in particular but chileans just voted to rewrite their entire co… https://t.co/3m6V7GrUfh
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡the whole "you may win this vote, but you'll never get your credibility back" they don't??? care??? they don't car… https://t.co/9DDM129AKl
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡in a perpetual state of never stopping and never starting... true transcendence... https://t.co/0Ba9wssx86
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡We are going to take back the White House & Senate next week with a resounding mandate from the people to fight bac… https://t.co/oFHOulyZUB
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡ @CassieY4 Y'all have my one cat, and @sarahhollowell keeps stealing my other cat @CassieY4 Yeah, this cat https://t.co/dx8QQrC7XfIncidentally, I made an extra package by accident. It has a copy of the new VOIDJUNK (speculative erotic horror), t… https://t.co/BV3Bpzs4WU
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡ @CassieY4 EXCUSE there's a Pandemic, you can't just come into my house and Steal my Cat
10/27
2020
@AuthorizedMusin i stand by my statement @AuthorizedMusin wow that's some capitalist bullshitDear TTL submitters: all first-round submission responses have been deployed at this point. If you haven't gotten e… https://t.co/AI9aBOgZkF
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡If you're in Philly and able to foster a sweet 13yr old cat looking for a low-key home, please email me at katherin… https://t.co/KlXVLKY3JP
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡Apparently body snatchers dug Margorie up to steal her wedding ring and she woke up from a coma. Her husband John d… https://t.co/beV0RFIXeq
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡AHHHH I can’t not look ecstatic holding this up. V O I D J U N K issue 1 from @neonhemlock! https://t.co/u1L4ftIXS2
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡ @mrperki i mean, gerrymandering doesn't change the shapes of counties, obvs, but it's part and parcel of the same problem @mrperki oh, yeah, absolutely the second one. and a TON of those counties would also not be red if there weren't ma… https://t.co/LbGrO3anLYnasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's wet nasa employee: what? astronaut: *grabbing a… https://t.co/TV5pUo05jD
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡land can't vote you absolute sack of shit https://t.co/4XAYT1cSvhCNN: More than 14,000 mail in ballots have been rejected in Florida. PLEASE track your ballots.
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡ @EldritchGirl i wouldn't qualify that as "poorly-drawn"This is a perfect example of how, for all their railing against it, the right absolute love 'identity politics'. T… https://t.co/0bxaHJ2kPX
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡Also I'd like allo people to learn the word "allo"! The opposite of "asexual" is not "normal." You're allosexual an… https://t.co/bCPSzUA4zh
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡Asexuality and aromanticism often get bundled together. Heck, I'm both! But many people aren't. As you educate your… https://t.co/USWXCAJ0dl
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡They are both holding mail-in ballots. https://t.co/ZKzjFYm7ik
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡ @Wiswell honestly, i feel the same, but for gender and other folks looking at me. pretty sure i could live at peace… https://t.co/geKxHvuLCJ @Bibliogato i think they've figured it out at this point, thankfully. also, we've got two or three indie water ice… https://t.co/aVijsPAtEt @Wiswell object impermanence but for sexualityWhy the FUCK is homework a thing. If there's too much work to fit into kids' normal every day school hours, then… https://t.co/Ks3cvIwYvb
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡ @Bibliogato ok, we've got a Rita's in Alameda, and the first time I went in, shortly after it opened, the poor kid… https://t.co/LtYlJY5qQiHi, my pet peeve is the fact that journalists routinely erase the work of ghost writers and pretend the rich and po… https://t.co/qdbGJxxLf1
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡ @outseide the ratios were reversed when i voted, but i'm glad to see the correct choice is now enjoying this lead @Bibliogato ugh ugh ughToday's gender is a listless, ghastly gremlin with a sword.
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡ @sarahhollowell i "cook" as much as i do because i only do half the "homemade" meals a week, and friday-sunday is p… https://t.co/FCdVVK8wtk @sarahhollowell 6:30 - first alarm 6:50 - fourth alarm 7:15 - finally maybe drag myself out of bed 7:30 - pop tart… https://t.co/SRCkcshQyFBottom line: Deplatforming worked. Deplatforming works. Deplatforming saves lives. Terrorists don't go magicall… https://t.co/EbxKeoxomk
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Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡nasa employee: hey u guys are back early astronaut: moon's wet nasa employee: what? astronaut: *grabbing her swi… https://t.co/mf090heeeZ
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡I think everybody could use a smile and a laugh right about now.. https://t.co/3MbI5ccBMe
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡witches that use modern technology to amplify their powers: reblog if u agree
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡Me: they dropped the moon news @eugewarrock , authoritatively: they’re putting wifi on it Me: what
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Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡Please do not recommend Alex As Well for #IntersexAwarenessDay! This book has inaccurate, harmful information abou… https://t.co/bmHpGwnLan
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡"a thousand miles" just came on, and i automatically sang the fuckn tumblr lyrics: "makin my way downtown walkin f… https://t.co/BsVgTXGgHpjesus fuck https://t.co/CVEeqwNsiI
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡Like, when I go to the butcher and some white dude in a skull gaiter hands me my order, I don't automatically assum… https://t.co/LqwzdCBESn
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡The thing about far right dogwhistles is, what do you care more about, "reclaiming" some minor word or symbol or av… https://t.co/tOB5jeSt1g
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡(jumps out of a plane and lands on a pile of burning tires) oh no! my ass! my ass! my ass!
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡Reminders! πŸ”„ RTs and πŸ’– likes: For agents and editors only πŸ’¬ Quote tweets and replies: For everyone else showing su… https://t.co/dthYAlqs6R
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10/26
2020
The blog is a big part of my 2020 plans and not currently a paid part. If you can help out with that I'd be massive… https://t.co/0A3B6hv72F
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡This is so good I won’t even make them put a dollar in the β€œFall of Rome” jar https://t.co/lUArwWKB1w
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡ @aphoebebarton (dang the sf bay averages 16 feet deep) @aphoebebarton She's the one who can walk across the San Francisco Bay (I don't know if that's actually correct)This is @aphoebebarton's next project https://t.co/37378sodXEIf you enjoyed my overly wonky meme, please go to https://t.co/D0iUtK1XxE to find out how you can push back against… https://t.co/z3NgDTm2zd
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡you wanna do something good? report that garbitch tweet for voter suppressionThis is a garbage headline for a garbage article by a garbage cis-het white man who is unaware of his privilege https://t.co/Wug127O30e @thehill @TheHillOpinion Fuck off.
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡ @PaulOverbite thank you for this very good meme-take, paulThis didn't get a lot of traction yesterday so I'm trying it again today. #NoOnProp22 https://t.co/XfduClXaqt
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡ @katedollarhyde wow does that feel like being a philly sports fan
10/25
2020
Thanks much to @valerievaldes @MikeRUnderwood @karenthology @MeganEOKeefe for this afternoon's chat about space op… https://t.co/lInkRdaIZm
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡ @gregvaneekhout You've either passed through the danger zone, or you're approaching catastrophe, and the only way t… https://t.co/09wDOf7a4vThe VORE mug is pretty choice, tbh. https://t.co/4OA2Y0Cek1
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Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡me: oh shit i hear sirens we better pull over odysseus: fuck wait don’tβ€”
Retweeted by Hilary πŸ’€ BisenEEKs πŸ‡±πŸ‡» πŸ₯¨ πŸ₯€ πŸ¦… 🦑 πŸ‡ @amandaWright86 Really looking forward to having the budget to replace my decade old desktop with a new Linux laptop @amandaWright86 Everything I like on my Mac is just imitations of Linux things. Quicksilver is just GnomeDo, Amethy… https://t.co/7GCs82gnBoHappy Friday, y'all! https://t.co/TtjWmmUapG
10/24
2020
Oh no https://t.co/MRfMDkTfT8 @mishellbaker and also the one about using ß as an aesthetic "B," leading to the username ßillyßadass - Ssilly Ssadass @mishellbaker i'm sure i can't find it quickly, but imagine the tumblr post about how X makes an H, leading to some… https://t.co/wMDFWIpaWN @EldritchGirl ok, but why are there only two participants listed? like, I get if Dracula doesn't show up in zoom kinda, but???granted, these were automated installs using unattended install manifests and packer, but stilli am not joking when i say that i have done two full linux installs in the time it's taken this laptop to update, a… https://t.co/YPqjubAcQk
10/23
2020

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