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Full of torment, thanks for asking.

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Joined Twitter 6/19/11


I just think white progressives should value people of color’s joy. DREAMers and activists are exhaling for the fir… https://t.co/IzvYvGQFeM
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewFuck yeah he is https://t.co/Cg0tDnMgAIno you don’t need to remind me of the bad parts of kamala...it’s called situational compartmentalization honey. it’… https://t.co/db2CwOmDkU
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1/22
2021
I hope today gives hope to shy boys named Doug who wanna grow up to marry a confident girl who’ll let them read a b… https://t.co/z6I7YpU4QQ
Retweeted by A Small, Festive Jew @rokwon Wait other people do that too? @eve_kenneally where does that small ladder goThe mascot is gone, but their team intact. Please believe.
Retweeted by A Small, Festive Jew @oklisafinn @eve_kenneally my nasty little garbage girl is back!!!!
1/21
2021
@eve_kenneally she loves 2 celebrate with a big gay ipawhen the kids are taking forever to find the fucking afikoman https://t.co/92gVfGbMUT
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewA note on hope: 1. It is a practice 2. If you see someone feeling it, don't try to take it from them unless it is t… https://t.co/wilPv5eLZI
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewPublic libraries and young poets make America great https://t.co/JwgEl04j59
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewOFFICIAL: Former President Donald Trump is no longer immune from criminal prosecution. Prosecutors, stand back and stand by.
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewThe real winner today is the Women's Wool Coat
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewAmanda Gorman, speaking now, when I asked her for her first political memory: https://t.co/vjJZQm5sPq https://t.co/169T8ZgT0y
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewTo be clear— good fucking riddance, additionally.Today is most beautiful not because it's the end of anything but because it's the start of what we *can* do. We hav… https://t.co/g3XFX0tunI"Being American is the past we step into and how we repair it." Of everything that happened today, I'll be thinkin… https://t.co/9FkqLWKGC6
Retweeted by A Small, Festive Jew“Even as we grieved, we grew.” Amanda Gorman is speaking a word. Look at her shine. 💜
Retweeted by A Small, Festive Jewwait... so Q was wrong/???????????
Retweeted by A Small, Festive Jewokay now we can all lie down quietly for a whileit was gaga, she did it to meoops now im cryingTwenty- twenty- twenty-four hours to go, I wanna be sedated.
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewAm I the only one who can’t seem to feel anything about tomorrow other than vague apprehension? It’s like my brain… https://t.co/j84bkGfQXv @freestylwalking Like literally how dare you
1/20
2021
I will support a Willy Wonka remake as long as the chosen actor is funny, twisted, and married to Gilda Radner.
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewHeard some of y’all had issues w the livestream yesterday—here’s the whole @Tin_House style convo with the brillian… https://t.co/EiAbTxdeuu
Retweeted by A Small, Festive Jew @eve_kenneally Bitch! You got this! And we’re all here for you to listen and talk and text you pictures of unlikely animal friends 💛💛💛💕
1/19
2021
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Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewChris Gaines, however https://t.co/Y7TY0E34sc“I imagine you already know that I am much more socialistic in my economic theory than capitalistic...” - MLK Jr
Retweeted by A Small, Festive Jew @eve_kenneally @gothwalnut @oklisafinn https://t.co/PAFFHQSzBu @MilesKlee Respectfully countering https://t.co/w1vt6u5YET
1/18
2021
authors: i'm stressed fan fiction writers, chugging two cups of coffee on either side of them at 2am: it's finals… https://t.co/ahNaGqvQIA
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewUnclench my jaw??? Why don’t YOU abolish capitalism!!!
Retweeted by A Small, Festive Jew @herekdeckman i've always wonderedin 2021 i’m pivoting to bitch
Retweeted by A Small, Festive Jew$15 minimum wage? how am I supposed to feel better about my position in the social hierarchy if there aren’t millio… https://t.co/noL4AfJKOG
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1/17
2021
@eve_kenneally not to be that guy, but,,,,,,doubtful @eve_kenneally hi i love you @Notintheface1 I worked SO MUCH HARDER as a min-wage barista than I did as a literal entry-level tech support agent… https://t.co/S08ee0KAHII worked as a barista for minimum wage at a No! Tips! Establishment! after I got my master's degree, honeyyyy https://t.co/yqdX37G0eRPowell’s announces it won’t sell Andy Ngo’s book in store | https://t.co/DK1nhCXdyo
Retweeted by A Small, Festive Jew @babyvenom uhoh my karaoke songCan’t wait for my talk w @MitchSJackson about style and building community @Tin_House on Monday. This conversation… https://t.co/CmEH3EC8aK
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewI slept thinking about this. I woke up thinking about this. The entire system needs to go. https://t.co/7uo2P7BlCK
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewPretty sick I have the same writing process as Miyazaki https://t.co/LGmYkjrJ4e
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewIf Kim Cattrall doesn’t come back for the SATC reboot lemme play her with no explanation.
Retweeted by A Small, Festive Jewhey, yes https://t.co/PmeMbhWdx1
1/16
2021
It’s probably because schools have been closed for a while https://t.co/mGGntyFtpa
Retweeted by A Small, Festive Jew @frumpenberg I whisper this to Jeff every time I’ve cut his hair in quarantineGOVERNMENT: stay home ME: ok I’m staying home GOVERNMENT: ....you wanna go out and get a burrito or something?… https://t.co/PSFJmQv9ie
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewLeague of Legends is hiring for a Senior Writer on my team, Gameplay! Come create new Champions with an awesome cre… https://t.co/oLoLb7MZNL
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewEspecially white Americans don’t like to hear it, but we got to the “coup” stage of fascism because we didn’t impea… https://t.co/ueqSRAnb97
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewBore me daddy https://t.co/wLfzcxPAoY
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewI just love news 📰 https://t.co/tGhDXUtjLW
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1/15
2021
.@CoriBush is a complete breath of fresh air. Asked by @chrislhayes about GOP members evading metal detectors she… https://t.co/p1OXk636H6
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1/13
2021
@basicslimes yes bitch"Gondor’s capital should be one of the most secure locations in all of Middle-Earth. We are looking into every poss… https://t.co/fVvGkAEAgA
Retweeted by A Small, Festive Jew @eve_kenneally can swayze come
1/12
2021
Americans only love the college experience because it's the only time in their lives they live in walkable communities
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewNo fucking joke https://t.co/T4KzsV1bKk
1/11
2021
the words “hi I’m sarah Marshall and I’m writing a book about the satanic panic” really live rent free in my head
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewIgnoring a coup seems like a mistake if we want to keep our democracy which feels pretty fragile right now https://t.co/1oEYQWC8nV
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewYou know what? I don’t need a formal inauguration. Covid is rampant. MAGA is acting a fool. Just watching the Bide… https://t.co/kfBCmWBFVn
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewFinished, it’s finished, nearly finished, it must be nearly finished.
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewVaccinated people must not change their behaviour because we still don’t know if vaccines can stop spread of corona… https://t.co/IqdspH0mka
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewLest we forget, they are nazis https://t.co/uqXvSSkrfzherman cain is still on twitter and he’s dead
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewOK doomscrolling is bad but have you SEEN the quality of the doom this week?
Retweeted by A Small, Festive Jew2021 Barenaked Ladies 🤝 “It’s been one week”
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewMeanwhile, women accounting for all the losses *IS* Orwellian https://t.co/uk3c0J2CVihttps://t.co/oaDybvHIUD
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewToday was the day Donald trump finally became president
Retweeted by A Small, Festive Jew“Women accounted for all the losses“ https://t.co/qCYVeaFDFc
Retweeted by A Small, Festive Jew @loganjaffe big sameo wow
1/9
2021
Wow, Xena rules https://t.co/s2IW6j0Vwx
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewThe Trump mob attack on the capitol now has a higher death toll than Benghazi.
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewAnd Twitter restored Trump’s account today because....?
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1/8
2021
We should be in session today impeaching Trump! I’m here and ready.
Retweeted by A Small, Festive Jewfun fact: the majority of southerners who fought and died during the civil war couldn’t even afford slaves, they we… https://t.co/OnVX7ZL0xe
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewThe amazing thing about "it might have been antifa" is that Trump literally summoned these people to DC, spoke at t… https://t.co/8WGoSKZU14
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewSen. Cruz, you must accept responsibility for how your craven, self-serving actions contributed to the deaths of fo… https://t.co/VbgD84Ksum
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewI know other people have said this but literally how could he be unfit for facebook dot com and still have the auth… https://t.co/VkdUaCYA6PHard not to remember that a violin vigil for Elijah McClain got tear gassed.
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewAbolish the electoral college.
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewI’ll say it again! https://t.co/zpdIfQkbcL
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewThat was the shortest dry January everSeeing reports that a certain cabinet secretary is considering resigning 👀 If you are a member of Trump's cabinet,… https://t.co/qcttxldJCC
Retweeted by A Small, Festive Jew @Remember_Sarah Also in current usage are “Mr. Baby,” “Lumpy,” “Bumper,” “Count Boopo diBoopo,” “Alonzo Mupp,” and of course “The Mungus.” @Remember_Sarah This is Swayze, or as I like to call him, “Baby Bumbo.” Sometimes “the chungiss” https://t.co/TFOSdbH2cURemember when feds/cops gassed Portland BLM protesters so hard it was visible from space
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewIf you don't impeach and remove a President for staging a coup, what's the point of impeachment.
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewAs always, kudos to Senator Ted Cruz, who is always exactly fucking wrong about what to do in every fucking situation.
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewTrump needs to be removed from office now. We actually don’t need these congress members to spend time giving their… https://t.co/urMyt2GF9C
Retweeted by A Small, Festive JewHow can they be talking about anything other than impeachment, removal, and insurrection?The fact that suddenly there are no objections to Biden’s presidency being certified is not just about the horrific… https://t.co/8qlZ7YBuVh
Retweeted by A Small, Festive Jew“Fucking psychopath.” — a Republican official watching Hawley speak tells me.
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1/7
2021

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