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ok so i got some constructive criticism from my first attempt at drawing birds. many people said the legs weren’t r… https://t.co/9jgCVtsltt
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12/3
2020
lol why this sound like John Mulaney as a farmer https://t.co/3Tiq6auhW7Male authors trying to show a woman at rock bottom: https://t.co/YNb9bUO7Qo
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11/30
2020
I’m so weakkjkkk why did they clown her like this 😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/dpu5GCLo9Q
Retweeted by Heben NigatuI've been screaming at this all morning 🤣🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/3QPxRIR3Zc
Retweeted by Heben Nigatuhe’s having a main character moment https://t.co/BghOzxCovJ
Retweeted by Heben NigatuWhat a fantastic representation of your basic emotionally immature parent! https://t.co/cbE7gjg3Cy
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11/29
2020
“girl ur so quiet” yeah i have fucked up ideas that will shatter the calm of the evening. it’s best i don’t speak
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11/26
2020
now here's what i will say even if i was taking myself out of it (lol I am not). how many imanis have you met that… https://t.co/SRPl0QdjC3
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11/25
2020
I am a writer who can’t read or write. Yes, we exist.Me looking at my weed vs. my weed looking back at me https://t.co/Bfc51nb7th
Retweeted by Heben Nigatubeing your own unreliable narrator is exhausting
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11/24
2020
I almost left my whole family in this house 🤣 naked & all 😭😭 https://t.co/kLILX9xaZ4
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11/23
2020
I was trying to hide from this cat y’all. https://t.co/QSB9aRj3yf
Retweeted by Heben NigatuI told my daughter to grab her mask so we can go to the store. This was the mask she grabbed. https://t.co/JQdRZltCSv
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11/22
2020
Here's why you should hire union hair and makeup professionals: https://t.co/84urAAuh9E
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11/19
2020
it’s not actually a coup unless it comes from the coup d'état region of france, otherwise it’s just a sparkling authoritarian takeover
Retweeted by Heben NigatuGood morning to everyone struggling with their meds 🖤 you got this 🖤
11/18
2020
Holy shit https://t.co/cLLcjemqBl
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11/17
2020
Un- Hinge https://t.co/KbmDGlbnfH
Retweeted by Heben NigatuMe: bro that weed wasn’t even strong *A few moments later* https://t.co/TZkpFmppHa
Retweeted by Heben NigatuA dating app that helps you find people with complementary depression cyclesGuess who’s a cutie and deserves love https://t.co/jEgCk2SJ2J
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11/15
2020
I rewatched A Goofy Movie recently and I am absolutely tickled remembering how much I enjoyed the phrase "serendipity-doo-dah!" as a kid 😂😂
11/13
2020
Me buying chips on acid at 711 https://t.co/HoEWECk1l5
Retweeted by Heben NigatuLMAOOOOOOOOOOOO https://t.co/vgfE6cNSf6
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11/12
2020
doctors in the 15th century after rubbing frogs on their patients https://t.co/e9I5EMK4hM
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11/11
2020
Please watch this video of my nephews trying to blow these bubbles omg 💀 https://t.co/3uCQqma1Bu
Retweeted by Heben NigatuThe verb "renege" https://t.co/0wP5YwjtpPFREE POTATO https://t.co/lQaaoCW4plhttps://t.co/HtUnG1MFKdIt’s gonna be a yes for me https://t.co/78HKAexTfL @EricaJoy just needed to vent on Twitter but thank you 🥺🥺🥺
11/10
2020
I am not okAlex Trebek raised me 😢😭😭
11/8
2020
come work with us! ⤵️ https://t.co/ffPBvQ8ewJ
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11/6
2020
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Retweeted by Heben NigatuI am crying 😭😭😭 https://t.co/1RHOO4BU6G
Retweeted by Heben Nigatuis the electoral college even accredited!?????
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11/4
2020
@rosewithwords omgggggg 😩🥺😭💜Aww always so lovely to see Another Round still on these lists 💜💜💜 5 Essential, Uplifting Black Culture Podcasts… https://t.co/yA0zeEqrN2*extremely negro spiritual voice* let my sweetgreen go! https://t.co/xreugiW9JRSaw a woman walking to my polling station this morning wearing those Jeffrey Cambell platform boots. Nature is heel… https://t.co/j2URsIBkyf
11/3
2020
Sometimes I get questions from aspiring writers about whether or not they should be on Twitter and I’m like, well w… https://t.co/v267ahsfZ7The power that this whale tail has, the influence that this whale tail has, the clearance that this whale tail has.… https://t.co/EjhycBLJQeThe power that this whale tail has, the influence that this whale tail has, the clearance that this whale tail has.… https://t.co/M60B5U3I9i
11/2
2020
@f_bott 🥺🥺🥺😭🎁🥰 @shutupaida https://t.co/oKjxEUPzog @TalibBabb absolutely thrilled to see there is more of this 😭😭💀 @agerenesh your minddddAUTUMNAL VIBRAS MY PALS #SHOUTOUT TO HEBEN DROPPIN 50 A NIGHT EVEN REMOTELY FROM HER CRIB POW!!! UR FAV COULD NEVER… https://t.co/x5wA6BREH0
Retweeted by Heben Nigatu @THEKIDMERO 💁🏾‍♀️☺️ https://t.co/HRhThhBkVwSex is cool but have you ever found spring-loaded drawer dividers in the exact dimensions you need?Y’all pray for my cousin Mero ain’t nothin wrong with him he just look like a honeybun 😂😂 https://t.co/QY1PevwcGxand by "we" I mean Desus and Mero went and I was on set via Zoom per Covid shooting protocols 😩😩😩Everything is awful so we went on a lil fall frolic 💕🍁👯‍♂️ https://t.co/tY9p7PsaMj
10/30
2020
@th0tcouture lololol this is one on many official documents in which my name and bday is different so who knows tbhCan’t sleep so I put on the sweet dulcet tones of Alicia Florrick arguing a case 😌😌😌
10/28
2020
I was raised by a single mom growing up. And she knew I was scared of Busta Rhymes. So whenever she wanted me to go… https://t.co/yuoB1SkdN6
Retweeted by Heben NigatuWhen I hear that the 3rd wave of Covid is hitting the U.S. ..plus the election is next week plus we in a recession… https://t.co/Ouzn0cYdeu
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10/27
2020
@iVanguard There's life before you've seen this David Guetta clip and life after. Welcome 😂😭I made this for you, internet 💕 https://t.co/eIgE5fPJVGMe: I don't understand why people don't put me in charge of everything? *is put in charge of one thing* me: oh noMy meds journey has been truly awful but it has been so much better trying new meds while working from home than is… https://t.co/PYAou8skBxexcuse me sir that is my emotional support em dash
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10/26
2020
Today, I’m teaching “The Yellow Wallpaper” from a room I haven’t left in 6 months.
Retweeted by Heben NigatuAt a drive-thru, waiting on my order, looking at phone. Guy at window: “you kinda look like Tony Hawk” me (turning… https://t.co/V1YLhZMDYb
Retweeted by Heben Nigatuwhat my DMs look like https://t.co/C8UUwxPcND
Retweeted by Heben NigatuI do the one single tear thing really well!! Just saying!!!! https://t.co/AdBeZypDqZThe Deal https://t.co/Jlh3uZR0h1
Retweeted by Heben NigatuI’ve recently learned I enjoy acting because it’s creative space where constantly being on the verge of tears is ac… https://t.co/FLPU0Ef8hu
10/24
2020
Television Academy, is this what you want from us? #DESUSandMERO https://t.co/8U8xInWzLU
Retweeted by Heben NigatuSo many moments in this have finished me off https://t.co/Gs3dCJaGDG
Retweeted by Heben NigatuRunning like the Hamburglar in the rain is passed down from generation to generation https://t.co/iV4VU4U8qy
Retweeted by Heben NigatuJesus died on the "t" so y'all wouldn't lump him in with the other Chrisesimagine getting a jesus piece of a nigga named Chris 😭😭💀What if his name was Jesus Chris without the "t" 😭😭😂 I feel like Christianity just wouldn't hit the same
10/23
2020
@agerenesh me, except greenThis https://t.co/aOdFzx1gsW https://t.co/iBdRUtMCOx
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10/22
2020
when medusa showers is it like this or like this https://t.co/dqzD7acKVj
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10/21
2020
The two genders, according to the Italian Consulate's online portal https://t.co/sJ3eVVR4XU
Retweeted by Heben NigatuFor the first time since March, the Bodega Boys return to their forgotten studio...and what they find will astound… https://t.co/qYBhQvcQFT
Retweeted by Heben NigatuHello! I'm hiring a part-time research assistant. Interest in history and mental health/madness a big plus. Email m… https://t.co/hdymgOpeI0
Retweeted by Heben NigatuEvery E-40 song in existence: https://t.co/RrsR3k93vQ
Retweeted by Heben NigatuMe only realizing someone was flirting with me months after it happened https://t.co/QOXGJU9Fjh
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10/20
2020
did it work? https://t.co/KOnXNzY5VH
Retweeted by Heben NigatuMemory with trauma be like: I was born, then I was 13 for 1 minute, then I turned 21
Retweeted by Heben NigatuGo ahead and put “no need to reschedule” on my tombstone https://t.co/Uu6xMegGIZ
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10/17
2020
You've heard of "Selling Sunset." Now, #DESUSandMERO is proud to bring you its east coast rendition: "Selling Tremo… https://t.co/FbF9ISYibg
Retweeted by Heben Nigatu🤦🏾‍♀️:: He’s 10 months and knows when he’s in trouble! He left like I couldn’t see him! https://t.co/cPqtQE6POh
Retweeted by Heben NigatuDijonay proudly carried a bucket of lip gloss to the function https://t.co/jbQbx14zpA
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10/16
2020
Can’t stop thinking about this t-shirt that I saw in a random storefront in midtown last month hope it’s having a g… https://t.co/TSZ2N1EVwvMorning, friends! What are buying to drown out our grief today?
10/15
2020
Heres a vid of my sons first word? 🥴😭 https://t.co/VqVlYKx6SP
Retweeted by Heben Nigatuwoman: *has a body* everyone in the world for some reason: https://t.co/o5Z6sz1e0H
Retweeted by Heben NigatuAnxiety is like https://t.co/OtD7pl7pgj
Retweeted by Heben NigatuI'm grateful to be working from home but I miss doing field pieces in the actual field so dang much 😩😩😩😫 https://t.co/nnE2879iA2
10/14
2020

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