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Helena @helenabalch Washington, DC

jersey born and bred

116 Following   111 Followers   1,061 Tweets

Joined Twitter 6/5/14


biochem prof knew it was a bones day so he let us out early😩👏
10/18
2021
@evatheexplorer @GWTV go bestie!!nightly popcorn has returned
10/15
2021
fyi https://t.co/qT2XHvdmGqdunkin’ messed up my coffee. do they know i’m a new jersey native??
10/10
2021
grandma talking about my cat “she looks heavy and old in her face” https://t.co/Qu6NLnIMFOi go home for the weekend, biden and kamala visit montclair state. fan behavior!
10/9
2021
“you got games on your phone?” yea the amino acid quiz app, we have a biochem exam soon!
10/6
2021
the severe lack of detail that gw put in their statement about this same incident is so frustrating. our community… https://t.co/yIlmE78eYZ
Retweeted by Helenaphineas (of phineas and ferb) was a zika baby
10/5
2021
suing gw for emotional distress
10/2
2021
i don’t think i’ve ever been this stressed
10/1
2021
gelman needs some of those soundproof pods, i need a place to scream
9/29
2021
today is unbelievably long. @falicia_assman people really think they’re soundproof!!
9/28
2021
drinking my silly little peet’s pumpkin latteit has come to my attention that some people are unaware of the game super monkey ball
9/27
2021
@megansexhausted don’t let brooke see this😬
9/26
2021
@carolynnrea how did u know i just ate thata man told me my oldies playlist was "really good", riding this high foreverwhat do they put in the @Starbucks pumpkin cream cold brew? i swear my vision just got clearermaybe i’m the drama?? @madyistired https://t.co/sPr5vMW1zQ
9/24
2021
@espeoreon communism, mommy issues, stresswas the prebiotic soup vegetarian?
9/23
2021
bachelor in paradise evacuation reminding me of the townhouse evacuation @gibbyfan3001 @brookestallman @Starbucks ok i just checked receipts, i sent it to you both at 3:23pm
9/22
2021
i figured it out, it tastes like the quaker oats cinnamon apple oatmeal @brookestallman @Starbucks https://t.co/kXDVm7YOSMverdict on the @Starbucks apple macchiato, 6.5/10, apple and coffee is a bit of a weird combo and the apple syrup (… https://t.co/ImB8S6DCRKreally relate to her: https://t.co/4VqnY668qC
9/21
2021
just self tanned for the second time ever. if you see me looking orange tomorrow, mind! your! business!
9/20
2021
breakdown sponsored by @Harry_Styles https://t.co/euHv8C8nTg @helenabalch is an expert photographer. harry’s team should hire her ! https://t.co/slo2CmG9Oa
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9/19
2021
i just saw the inside of harrys tour bus (he had bananas and a bottle of wine)
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9/18
2021
the pitbull fandom is dying, rt if you are a true mr worldwider 🏋️‍♀️😻
Retweeted by Helena @MJBALCH69 i was referring to the guy with the taser outside sweetgreenthe crazies have arrived in dc
9/17
2021
i would LOVE if gwireless would work pls
9/15
2021
@gibbyfan3001 like i genuinely will
9/14
2021
lowkey wishing i went to the pitbull concert…I have a professor who calls COVID 19 the “damn-demic”why is paul (french bakery & cafe) playing 15 by @taylorswift13 ?! wasn't expecting to be in my feels at 11am
9/13
2021
i have not had a moment of peace since september 5th 6:16pmbiochem makes me want to cryhaving trouble determining if these are school without walls kids or if these freshman look really young
9/10
2021
saw my ex on bumble. i need to stop with the charity work. @GWBlackMold shenkman 7/12, never addressed by fixit https://t.co/UfTMzLNCBA @katehalushka THE YEX
9/9
2021
black mold and covid should cancel each other out. like pemdas
Retweeted by Helena @gibbyfan3001 this didn’t age welltime for emotional breakdown #2 of the day
9/8
2021
Same. https://t.co/19l0y9pXMF
Retweeted by HelenaMultiple Townhouse Row residents have sought medical attention for respiratory issues in recent days amid reports o… https://t.co/L5blr7H5lJ
Retweeted by HelenaSo like can gw do something about toxic men at this school, or just the mold?
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9/7
2021
my emotional support @drinkspindrift is working overtimethe irony of my “welcome home” banner😬 https://t.co/BZwdWfB4Iv @gwhatchet with less than 4 hours notice to evacuate too!so apparently my sore throat has been because of the MOLD IN MY @GWtweets HOUSINGam i going to go a single year at gw without having to evacuate
9/6
2021
prions are SO COOL
9/5
2021
the older i get the more i relate to the song “i want” by one direction
9/4
2021
the brain zaps are real @brookestallman *all the fellow marvel nerds and ME!who would have thought listening to melodrama while i was already sad would make things worse??
9/2
2021
@brookestallman i’ve risen @haileyfigs throwback to when i saw someone order A SALAD AT DELIgoing to class in a tornado watch #onlyatGW 🤨tropical depression aka me on the beach
9/1
2021
@megansexhausted yes
8/31
2021
putting on mascara on the metro is an extreme sporti’ve talked a lot of smack on the vern, but this vern branded cookie i’m eating in bed makes me almost grateful for… https://t.co/RMtcnEIUMvi have the best little and i love her with all my heart
8/29
2021
i refuse to show fear and abandon this line at deli
8/28
2021
@falicia_assman rip to my time as red cross pr
8/24
2021
people who grunt at the gym should be put downif you live in shenkman and your room faces the street, just know i’m spying on you
8/23
2021
@helenabalch so sorry that we are watching popstar rn
Retweeted by Helena @brookestallman made me watch a movie that showed a p**is
8/22
2021
THREAD: This summer, I interned for Mayor Muriel Bowser in the office of communications. This internship was listed… https://t.co/1tvizIEP2o
Retweeted by Helenabumping solar power in the lablong line at deli. i curse the gw freshman for this.“i’m such a visionary” - @brookestallman after making a root beer float
8/20
2021
just had a guy like me on hinge and say “pls break my heart”. the ego boost i got from that is a little concerning
8/19
2021
helena thinks hermione is from the hunger games
Retweeted by Helenahelena thinks greg abbott (governor of texas, recently tested positive for covid) and greg grippo (katie’s season o… https://t.co/j09tuaXhuf
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8/18
2021
in order to be on bachelor in paradise you have to have a sat score under 1000
8/17
2021
@brookestallman DO IT
8/14
2021
@gibbyfan3001 broccoli cheddar soup is NOT VEGETARIANnew lizzo😩👌
8/13
2021
one of my friends said neil diamond (the singer of sweet caroline) is the guy who makes the rings on the bachelorette…bestie…
8/10
2021
you’re telling me unpacking every box halfway until i get bored is not the most efficient way to move?? @brookestallman you can sleep in my mega bed bestie🥰 @gibbyfan3001 PANERA BAGELthis just in: my dad loves the song paper plans by mia @brookestallman id like to add that i did do it. the word “trying” could be deletedyea he unadded me on snapchat but he never fails to watch my instagram story, so who’s the one that hasn’t moved on??i need to @MarieKondo my life
8/9
2021
do i even pack to move across the street? or do i just throw everything into one of those blue bins?nail broke so i had to file it down super short. now my thumb looks like a toe. i’m not ok.
8/8
2021

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