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Helen 侯-Sandí @helenhousandi San José, Costa Rica

OG and Director of Open Source Initiatives @10up. @WordPress Lead Developer. Collaborative pianist via @EastmanSchool and @VCU. she/her + NYC/VB + 🇺🇸🇨🇳🇨🇷

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Joined Twitter 2/18/09


@TheAmyCode I can't stop thinking about it @gregbarbosa Fairyfloss! https://t.co/H3vPHdBsHJ @uxfra Can't be a snob when you don't have options! @uxfra ? @film_girl Of course I remember! 💖 The stickers are from Keyshorts and they're great but they have two issues: the… https://t.co/X4WJrJra2R @evansolomon No it's just there to keep the iPad at a viewable angle. I guess I could?Today's quarantine lunch is an old favorite: couscous with goat cheese and Sriracha-seasoned shrimp https://t.co/OT1gPXXvft @dharden I really need a ring light @notdetails Mine's not TOO bad on the flip side but I definitely have a lot crammed into a small space https://t.co/QBAL2vyuRd @schmitzoide I'm using Sidecar so I can type with my regular keyboard, I like the Smart Keyboard fine but it's real… https://t.co/S2Ud6hS7V6 @kwuchu I just saw this and actually snorted https://t.co/CDBwqPIWIZNeed a distraction, show me your work-from-home setups! (Yes, I have a very strong aesthetic.) https://t.co/GgCPJnKOIZThe quarantine content we need and deserve https://t.co/8kMdBxsjNyI cannot tell you how many friends have tried open relationships and come to this conclusion (people like to tell m… https://t.co/oLX6mHdGXf"three Asian American family members, including a 2-year-old and 6-year-old, were stabbed … The suspect indicated t… https://t.co/Ezz2W8GZ5r
Retweeted by Helen 侯-Sandí @Gurftastic Yes that is why I'm now on my Pixel! Which is a better phone in a lot of ways tbh but still. There are… https://t.co/bljzITOs8r @kwuchu I had a Teddy Riley playlist on all day Friday (yeah yeah VA I know) and can confirm it's a good vibe but only if you skip R. Kelly. @Gurftastic That's with it dried out...are these vcs just offering themselves as sacrifice for twitter entertainment as we try to get through coronavirus crisis? thank you
Retweeted by Helen 侯-SandíLike a modern-day library of Borges, all possible permutations of information have already been encoded in @dril tw… https://t.co/Tv6eU5xzgZ
Retweeted by Helen 侯-Sandí @thompsonize Asian groceries are pretty limited here, I can get frozen bao but they're so expensive I can't even en… https://t.co/YJWY8XpM4EFor those asking, I made the pork myself with a packaged rub but the bun and filling sauce recipe are from Woks of… https://t.co/C9ULsK3Rh6Magician TikTok is a thing and it's good! https://t.co/jHIhB9dS2FCoronavirus humor 5 https://t.co/fpI18YUmPEIn the interest of being honest about process, here's one I overstuffed that came out ugly. Tastes great, though! https://t.co/KYynnmFpfCThank you to @jackiehluo for the inspiration!Made char siu bao for the first time and they are pretty banging if I do say so myself https://t.co/dTGGosuqVu @MeganCarolan My intention was to make an app like this although still just system level notifications. Not sure ho… https://t.co/sVjJa8q11o @antpb I did but no dice :( I might take it apart and see if there's a loose connection or something, the screen glitch makes me wonder
3/30
2020
@antpb Maybe it wasn't my fault then...RIP iPhone X, victim to my constant drops and a prolonged dunk in the water shortly after its second birthday. https://t.co/6KGmjPJ1xS:) https://t.co/8nx6osiUuu
Retweeted by Helen 侯-Sandí @TheROCFiles I just tested again to make sure I wasn't misremembering and yeah, PiP doesn't work on iOS even though… https://t.co/rjBok4s52V @TheROCFiles The audio keeps playing on my iOS devices but I have premium so it's a part of thatI have AirMessage and some iCloud syncing working on my Pixel so uh... maybe I won't even notice and I'll be glad t… https://t.co/b85aIicxlPSome days you make breakfasts that go viral, other days you have coffee, brownies, and ice cream.It me with my dad https://t.co/FMCR4JhC0Q @sarcasmically This is the only thing I miss about commute-type driving @scottahenning @isosteph Wow dude a quote tweet is effectively a snitch tag @BearCherian My issue is that my family uses WeChat (Chinese), my husband's family uses WhatsApp, and the majority… https://t.co/d92Iiyh87E @ZachInglis I just have to get used to it and figure out my iMessage situation, I think. It's also an XL so that's… https://t.co/gWtfHrXWhN @BearCherian The iMessage loss is rough. I still have an iPad and a Mac so I'll see stuff, and most things here run… https://t.co/rcL4hcx1Lm @dknisely Yeah I do love the placement of the fingerprint sensorTell me your favorite thing about the Google Pixel so I feel better about this forced switch (I have a 3)Holy shit god bless whatever version of me was organized enough several years ago to physically write down the info… https://t.co/ka0sJJyFBR @coffeecraftcode The MacBook Air is actually reasonably priced at PriceSmart fwiw... I think close to US price cons… https://t.co/9HjLxyj38qLove to kill my phone during the time of quarantine in a country where buying electronics is unreasonably expensive… https://t.co/s66wuN1STL @strebel I love disrespectful dunks so much
3/29
2020
Trying to focus on the bright side of everybody being stuck at home https://t.co/bS4oORl3F9I want to be clear that I am impressed. Steph Curry on IG Live? Trevor Noah on The Daily Show? Now Desus and Mero?… https://t.co/3S4I0O04uZWho is Dr. Fauci’s agent??? https://t.co/mEYk2IfSHvI mean... https://t.co/0OrdMcIEyII hate it when you pour yourself a glass of cold water and it tastes like fridgeHaven’t buzzed my undercut in 3.5 weeks because I don’t have any time during the day to do it myself and 2 of my ba… https://t.co/qlfTY1AOmA @beaulebens Please don’t cut off your thumb again though, I think we can all agree now would be an especially bad time to do thatSeeing this pic is how I know gentrification has gone too far 😭 https://t.co/8Pi2jNP49K
Retweeted by Helen 侯-Sandí @silverbell I’m nervous because I know that’s some stripped down franchise restaurant type ish 😆 tastes good thoooo… https://t.co/hwDkErrzRI @gregibrown https://t.co/tlEL9zmZzbWhen one of your friends coughs except it’s reality TV https://t.co/M0MY2CCJrd @BmorePP3 @DrHankMccoy06 18, would be 19 if I’d eaten the pickled pigs feet at your house that for some reason stic… https://t.co/LatYFh57Ih @kwuchu How do y’all keep finding the worst possible things on god’s green internetWait I’m taller than Harry Potter? https://t.co/Dc34D7MqJm @Krogsgard Bro are you doing okay do you need less distancing @supernovia My dinner last night was brownies and ice cream, so. There’s a reason I don’t post every meal 😂 just th… https://t.co/b2KWefAJSs @TheAmyCode They say you can use dry cooking sherry but I’ve never done it myself... or you can just do water soy s… https://t.co/Tgtb3MJaWs @kraykray I love Bread Illustrated except that it’s a little weirdly formatted with ingredients on the title page s… https://t.co/xCRfWUWg77 @TheAmyCode This is why I buy my cooking wine in gallon jugs and oyster sauce in 5 pound tins :)Quarantine meal 6: linguine with a sausage and sun-dried tomato cream sauce https://t.co/6WTVZASuf2 @ZachInglis Same! It’s from a few weeks ago and I saw it then but I keep going back to it, it’s so goodFlawless https://t.co/LHPCJyRs10Life hack https://t.co/D6CRAwhm2P @silverbell My 7yo read about how cheese is made today so we watched a video about it and now he’s insisting we mak… https://t.co/YG827xTa3r @stevegrunwell @10up 😊😊😊label: wontfix https://t.co/dW8rtw8bR0
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3/28
2020
omg @doodlyroses just told me I have “textbook Hot Asian Girl handwriting” 😂🥰 #iykyk @ParissAthena No ma’am absolutely notCurrent stress relief activity: typesetting and foiling titles for my recipe pages (I like hand-writing the rest) https://t.co/MNaAfvc8FSThis is still the best slide I've ever made for a talk. https://t.co/uyZAd6XEihDoes anybody else get on music producer listening kicks? I run kind of heavy on 757 to begin with, but over the las… https://t.co/DapOayMF4rIt's Friday. Avoid the bookings and dat Rona beloved
Retweeted by Helen 侯-SandíA+ form https://t.co/R0DEJ4aqsWDepressing to think about how many people won’t care until one of their fave TV personalities dies from thishttps://t.co/pOaJQY7k9E
Retweeted by Helen 侯-Sandí @jeremyfelt o m gA lot of you probably have coronavirus bc one symptom is having no taste
Retweeted by Helen 侯-Sandí @techgirl1908 I’m with you, when I think of who has the songs I want to sing to myself in the car it’s Monica. *goe… https://t.co/teWjVOdAGuHow I long for the days where I even thought there were two possibilities here https://t.co/TyZfWuaqiFThe trailer for TIGERTAIL is here! Please share it with anyone who needs an escape for two minutes today, especiall… https://t.co/6suCe0rq9e
Retweeted by Helen 侯-Sandíwhen the self care and crafting and cooking ISNT curing your anxiety https://t.co/FwsA03X37l
Retweeted by Helen 侯-Sandí @lealea @chriswallace I’m not gonna tag 5 more people but I’ll fill in for your curiosity :) Chinese grocery cashie… https://t.co/wsQ533SztL
3/27
2020
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Retweeted by Helen 侯-SandíBehind every successful woman is an unsuccessful man not wearing any pants: https://t.co/GZsKPsXhub
Retweeted by Helen 侯-Sandíwhen rona’s over we gotta keep rocking masks in public to throw the cameras off
Retweeted by Helen 侯-SandíSwitching over made it painless to add testing in a lower PHP version (hence a new error being surfaced), next up i… https://t.co/guDPBSJWA8Hey let's tweet about tech instead, I switched a repo's automated tests from Travis to GH Actions, ran into a littl… https://t.co/NBfPwG5lcN @anildash Constantly dancing shapes and shadows of the dry season wind whipping through the palm tree and plants ou… https://t.co/PgOCr3Paekhttps://t.co/CsfeJ6hIky
Retweeted by Helen 侯-Sandí @TheAmyCode I said “I don’t like that” out loudExactly 2 years ago I had a near-meltdown about continuing to live in the US and within a few months had pulled up… https://t.co/hlLZh5TmaARead the book and then read this. Or read this and then the book. Just, read. https://t.co/ZddmXlmKa6 https://t.co/9v1RmVch7m
3/26
2020

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