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To anyone who belives in "unskilled" work: change 50 double duvet covers in an hour. Alone. Help a man with Alzhe…
Retweeted by HelenTips To Reduce Your Food Waste: Love Food Hate Waste x Jack Monroe
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@MsAnnieRam @TheCareReview ‘Tis true 😘This is an interesting read with important insight into the needs of unaccompanied young people @MsAnnieRam @TheCareReview You worked hard on this Annie and it shows & it’s an important read so self promote away 👍👏!“This is the first pantry in Glasgow. It costs £1 to register and £2.50 per membership which gets you £15 worth of…
Retweeted by HelenI've just signed the #CarolinesLaw petition to hold the media to account for their bullying! Please sign and share… the pressure Janice to give more info 😊! I didn’t listen to the full set (I will promise ) but touches of KD Lan… @JaniceForsyth that’s a stunning sound on @BBCRSAfternoons sorry I missed the name but very reminiscent of KD Lang 👏
What another brill benefit from Timpson’s 👏 @dundan0508 Wow, quite the dramatic pics C
Some shirts and blouses jumpers and cardigans @StMonicaMilton along with some brand new items. Our first donations…
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Donations are always welcome to On Bikes based at St Pauls Youth Forum. Even with bikes like this, we can strip the…
Retweeted by HelenOur environment is now being *safeguarded* by a minister who - Voted 14 times against measures to tackle climate ch…
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@amyrobyn I’m sure you’re already listening to, or been recommended Amy but if not , the completely wondrous… us settle a debate! Do you call this 👇 'Eggy Bread' or 'French Toast'? Hit ❤️ for Eggy Bread and RT for Frenc…
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People who are homeless or sleeping rough face a greater risk of hypothermia in cold weather. With the recent sever…
Retweeted by Helen @BootstrapCook @thismorning I recorded it and just watched it Jack. You are so very natural on it, with such enthus…
Me: Please stop. I've seen enough Trump memes now. The Internet:
Retweeted by Helen @Cparks1976 @TwoShotPod @GaryUsher_Chef @9rifter It was utterly brilliant and you all deserve all the good wishes you’re getting 👏Shameful that the Home Secretary @patel4witham would not even stay in the chamber for my Urgent Question. It says a…
Retweeted by HelenIsn’t this just lovely ? should probably mention that I'm back on @thismorning tomorrow cooking a brand new and very delicious recipe so i…
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A survey showed 70% of Glasgow’s coffee drinkers were keen to recycle their cup, but only 12% were able to do so pr…
Retweeted by HelenWe know everyone has a lot going on but your local postal workers face a fight to save their jobs and the services…
Retweeted by HelenThis ⁦@Cparks1976⁩ ⁦@TwoShotPod⁩ with ⁦@GaryUsher_Chef⁩ is simply brilliant, brutally honest and a must listen.Fasc… @amyrobyn No probs Amy, I hope it’s of use and that your pal finds something soon x
This is absolutely heartbreaking. If you are struggling, please talk to someone. If you see someone struggling, ple…
Retweeted by Helen @DrRLofthouse @MsAnnieRam Will do @MsAnnieRam Thanks Annie. @DrRLofthouse -are you looking for any particular angle/theme re mentoring ? @MsAnnieRam @Lorraine_McL Keep looking Annie! @Lorraine_McL for you’ve left this open as I have had a lot of enquires about donating guys . Not everyone can donate I fully fully und…
Retweeted by HelenJob Opportunity! (closes Monday 8am!) Manager @ Locavore Renfrew Street (Project Cafe) Following the recent news t…
Retweeted by Helen @amyrobyn I seem to remember that your friend was looking for a cafe job so just in case this appeals
@MsAnnieRam @Lorraine_McL @holaailie @Meg64 Sounds delicious
The Fife Coastal Path’s holding up well during winter @BootstrapCook That was beautiful Jack. I’m not familiar with that song, who originally sang it? Please keep this up👏
#LeavethelightonforScotland moving and dignified marking of the end of our EU membership and hope for when we…
Retweeted by Helen @JaniceForsyth Gorgeous pic @RedOnionGlasgow provided the perfect indulgence tonight for @Lorraine_McL and I , thanks to @Meg64 , delicious foo…
Cheers ⁦@Meg64⁩ for the birthday treat , ⁦@Lorraine_McL⁩ and I looking forward to a delicious meal, courtesy of you… you are at Parliament Square tonight and intending to burn an EU flag to show what a winner you are, please reme…
Retweeted by Helen @katetempest said it best ‘was that a pivotal historical moment we just went stumbling past’ #NotMyBrexit bit of hope on a bleak day from @scotgp, with the relaunch of #GreenYes. Green MEP @SkaKeller: "We will leave a l…
Retweeted by HelenLooking for yellow poloshirts. Two of our partner schools @BalornockPS and @ChirnsydePS wear yellow. We also have r…
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Retweeted by HelenA message to Europe, this morning on the White Cliffs of Dover. Sound on.
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@Lindabell15 I think you’ll enjoy thread @BootstrapCook you were brilliant on @thismorning so natural, enthusiastic & delivering budget tasty recipes #whatsnottolike @BootstrapCook @BookChav @kikkiK Cheers Jack, I’ll have a look and see if they still sell it ps just waiting to see you on @thismorning !
@BootstrapCook @BookChav Where’s it from Jack? That is rather coolPlease help get this to 50k tonight
Retweeted by Helen @louisa_compton Signed , I hope it has the desire effectA large part of my early life was spent in this area.. please help these kids if you can.. thanks x
Retweeted by HelenI’ve worked with Paul many times over the past decade and can tell you it’s a privilege. He’s a super-intelligent e…
Retweeted by HelenAnd Auld Lang Syne to finish. Scotland will be back. #leavealighton 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🕯🇪🇺
Retweeted by Helen @BootstrapCook That is brilliant Jack & I’m off tomorrow to so good timing! Good luck!Awkward thing. Hello.
Retweeted by HelenEvery man and boy should read - and then practice what we have just read- @WhiteRibbon_UK @WhiteRibbonScot
Retweeted by HelenMy wife and I never talk to our kids. We ask them to submit all communications anonymously through rigorous and dou…
Retweeted by HelenThis is a brilliant must read and if you’re looking to volunteer and REALLY make a difference then get in touch wit…
🕓4pm: Time to go to an after-school club, but participation or transport costs can stop children from attending.…
Retweeted by Helen @MarchtownGla @mccusker_drew What an awful experience for you both Drew but I echo what the marchtown folk have sai… @mccusker_drew is an utter badass and his courage and wisdom is humbling. It's not often one gets to witness genuin…
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Brexit in one short tweet. Thank you @13sarahmurphy
Retweeted by Helen👏this man & Im particularly loving the ‘the United States doesnt have an official language Jackass’ comment'll leave this here. Other refugee charities are available if you have Brexit 50ps needing a good home (but MOOL i…
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This is brilliant
This text was sent to us from a viewer when we were on air today:
Retweeted by HelenRT: Please sign this - @VictoriaLIVE have relentlessly sought justice for Grenfell, football abuse, and consistentl…
Retweeted by Helen @ThatKerryHudson Ha ha , I like your thinking . X @ThatKerryHudson Well you should be very proud of your firstborn ps excuse the lack of g & t can in the pic 😉To say I’m thoroughly enjoying this gem from ⁦⁦@ThatKerryHudson⁩ is an understatement & it’s got one of THE best bo…
@dundan0508 Popcorn slightly out of view!My favourite type of wine -the pre holiday airport wine
It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow to see what's really going on.
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We are in discussion for running sessions to educate young people on how to grow their own food, if you know any yo…
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This is knockout - warm, inspiring and it might just change your life.
Retweeted by HelenWhat a night! We have been completely overwhelmed in a good way. We have 1,100 new followers. We have loads of on…
Retweeted by Helen...Tumbleweed... Not a single book sold today... £0.00... We think think this maybe the first time ever... We k…
Retweeted by HelenWhoever did this gets a medal.
Retweeted by Helen @djonesbutchers Im sure/hope it’s been mentioned on here lots but @BBC6Music & also @jowhiley & @jamiecullum ‘s sho… @ThatKerryHudson That’s quite the fab pic Kerry, and as for the espresso glass , that’s a beaut. I’m loving reading…
👋Are you thinking about volunteering in 2020? This quote from Kenny, one of our longest-standing volunteers sums up…
Retweeted by HelenThinking of the rhyme that helps us remember how many days are in each month 30 days hath September, April, June a…
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reason number 1284734 I love Glasgow (yes, I know its not perfect — lemme have this) actual nice white lady at Cen…
Retweeted by Helen @AGlasgowGirl I think she was speaking (and hugging!) for all of us who watched that in awkwardness but admiration…
I know I ain’t just watch a crab jump out the pot and turn off the stove 😭
Retweeted by Heleni cannot believe I CANNOT BELIEVE I C A N N O T B E L I E V E that some of you out there spent $75 on a fucking can…
Retweeted by HelenOur fareshare delivery this week! Come in and get your shopping cheap - 50p an item!! 👉Sausages 👉Bacon 👉Cheese 👉Cr…
Retweeted by Helen @sheel9 @JoannaBlythman 👍 @hivestores is also a great place to buy books online and you can choose a local booksho… putting these jobless humans to some use
Retweeted by Helen @reece_dinsdale @fascinatorfun Beautiful. Are you doing some/all of Fife coastal path?
@weemo67 I am long overdue a PP & a P trip Maureen so I’ll let you know when I’m going ps our mutual friend’s doing well X @weemo67 Good luck Maureen, I’ll get the tickets bookedMarching in the rain for #indyref2 and to #banthebomb with @MarthaWardrop and @holaailie
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