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Diane Barker @Helikhana Portland, Oregon

Writer obsessed with tentacles, the dark side, & everything sassy. Making creepy comics & sometimes heartwarming ones. Bi. She/Her. #BLM

1,617 Following   685 Followers   16,556 Tweets

Joined Twitter 2/14/12


This is perfect. What a masterful piece of #aerosol communication. This page takes all the complexity of this vit… https://t.co/YFKerP5LFE
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10/29
2020
Trump's feds are fucking rounding up Philly BLM organizers. This is fascism and it is terrifying. https://t.co/BoPM9cqxKv
Retweeted by Diane Barker🦇HAPPY HALLOWEEN🎃 I'm having a Halloween sale in my store! 15% off of your order of $5 or more, plus FREE SHIPPING… https://t.co/odl3H3SLzp
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Retweeted by Diane Barker @backthatelfup It's my absolute favourite!More presents!!! https://t.co/EPEd2SvvAgLook what @chalkyheart made me for my birthday!!! It's beautiful!! https://t.co/RKjzvFX4t3 @korybing @andrealrosales Happy birthday to you too! @andrealrosales It was soooooo bad. @chalkyheart It's mah birthday!!!BLACK OWNED SEX TOYS BITCH IM HYPE https://t.co/7vQ5HJH5x1
Retweeted by Diane Barker @amalthya Ooooooh. That one.https://t.co/uqf33PpLYO @adampknave @chalkyheart No... no it hasn't. I have made a grave mistake picking this movie. Many regrets. MANY REG… https://t.co/syW3pVXKn6 @amalthya But now I know someone gets impaled by a shark!!! @amalthya Hey!! Spoilers!!Just so you know right now you can get up to 3 seasons of #Killjoys on @Vudu for just $14.99, I already owned S1 &… https://t.co/S19ac5lmNl
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10/28
2020
@adampknave There it is! @adampknave https://t.co/9kP5r5kTL9 @adampknave Christian?? Auto correct what?? @adampknave Jesus Christian, Adam! Lol https://t.co/yZbkLOMsNQ @JudgementScythe Right! I'm excited!Ooooh! Might have to make this happen tonight!! https://t.co/w0e6b3X8sBYellowhammer mails Plan B to women in Deep South states. Donate. You’ll feel better. https://t.co/TZSCAAJ7rU
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10/27
2020
Why is this so funny 😂 https://t.co/a9igh6gHja
Retweeted by Diane Barker @GoFrankGo Well, I am supposed to be increasing my water consumption. I can work with it. :p @GoFrankGo *turns away sadly while taking out the vampire teeth* Damnit.. I was too late. @TheJenya Fuck.WHAT A THRILL! Trekker is #Kickstarter's FEATURED PROJECT of the day! Why, you might ask? Answers HERE:… https://t.co/0zmU1Xkujy
Retweeted by Diane Barker @adampknave @chalkyheart https://t.co/Egqa21aWvP @adampknave -_- @adampknave Your fault. @adampknave FUCK YOU! @adampknave No! There was already a vote. You were there. Quarantine just made it hard to make official.Trying to get an appointment with the DMV for a name change and the next available is in December?? Damnit! Why can… https://t.co/DyTfRG1EBC @AfronautGriot @pianta_ @SwimmyCakes @KodoDrewThis If you wanna support Black artists participating in Blacktober w… https://t.co/qcsnpZZl7l
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Retweeted by Diane Barker @coolestegg_art @spottedcookie @damisketches1 @Schgain @PleaseN09087952 Thank you!!If you're in the Portland area and don't mind driving SE to pick these up near Milwaukie, give a shout! I have SO M… https://t.co/fDRK0TWZlq
Retweeted by Diane BarkerThis past weekend I opened a Black Owned Dollar store on the South Side of Chicago called Jae’s Mart. I stepped int… https://t.co/OR9lfuFfh9
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10/26
2020
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Retweeted by Diane Barker @chalkyheart She... she grew beaver teeth. What the actual fuck?? @chalkyheart https://t.co/Ovx9U0yp5s @chalkyheart How are these zombeavers smarter than the entire fucking cast? @chalkyheart Okay but I kinda love the zombeavers human voices. @chalkyheart Yuuuuuuup @chalkyheart I am STILL not drunk enough for this movie. @chalkyheart Zombie beavers built... a roadblock. @chalkyheart Character in movie: "There's no way I'm drunk enough for this." Me: I agree! @chalkyheart Wtf this mom?? @chalkyheart https://t.co/jkYDvEKgLn @chalkyheart Omg... the animatronics on those beavers. This is gonna be baaaad. @chalkyheart Crawl...ers? Is that the sequel? How many sequels we getting? @chalkyheart Crawl was hilarious and certainly good for a drink and tweet night. But sorely lacking in it's conclus… https://t.co/Kz4L2PynpJ @chalkyheart That one gator in the indestructible shower stall is gonna get a sequel. @chalkyheart Heeeey. That's it??? @chalkyheart Gators are gonna take the chopper out!! @chalkyheart This fucking movie.... @chalkyheart These are raver gators. They going nuts over those flares. Death roll is their dubstep drop. @chalkyheart "Daddy" is having a terrible day. (And should have been dead soooo long ago) @chalkyheart Oh shit. Dog is in the water!! I repeat the dog is in the water!! @chalkyheart There are 4000 gators in Brightrock. These are their stories. Dun dun! @chalkyheart Did the hurricane just shove them back in their house again? Is this Hades Gator? @chalkyheart The eye of the storm cliche. Eye of the Gator? @chalkyheart Are the gators gonna burst up through the floorboards?? Please burst up through the floorboards! Action Gators! @chalkyheart The Danger! Gators! Sign under the water is a nice touch. @chalkyheart Did that guy just cut into that gators neck with a damn shovel?? @chalkyheart Gators do not approve of white man percussion solos. Find some rhythm dude!! @chalkyheart Her Dad is really fucking obsessed with this swimming analogy shit. @chalkyheart So wait. She has to use swimming to save the day? @chalkyheart Now is not the time to measure your dick, dude!! #dandvwatchtv @chalkyheart Oh shit! That gator's a fucking cop! AGAB? @chalkyheart Legs of steel family over here? Can break a leg with the bone sticking right out and not bleed to death? @chalkyheart Gator family reunion!! @chalkyheart These gators must have drama degrees. Their profile shots are amazing! @chalkyheart Okay. So she just Cone of Shamed one of the gators. @chalkyheart "Apex predator" swimmer? Da fuq? #dandvwatchtv @chalkyheart I'm particularly fond of the "Surprise muthafucka!" moment the gator did for it's intro. I laughed sooooo hard. #dandvwatchtvThis. https://t.co/e4G5u3MnKC
10/25
2020
Starry✮ https://t.co/S96xpAXclP
Retweeted by Diane BarkerMy Vote! postcards are back in stock and ready to be ordered! They come in a pack of 5 for $10!… https://t.co/QIvBkYbxiU
Retweeted by Diane BarkerAn entire Beauty Supply Store created by two Black Women, Crown Beauty Supply is now on Miiriya! Your local beauty… https://t.co/UTBbJQUDo7
Retweeted by Diane BarkerThe original thread seems to be gone, but this is a good explanation of why you can't let racists, nazis, and so on… https://t.co/gPCsrMoNIA
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10/24
2020

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