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Fashionably Dressed Female Gandalf. Aspiring Voice Actor. Nap Queen. Twitch Streamer. Full time cat mom 💖

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Joined Twitter 3/25/09


I miss playing Dungeons and Dragons. Someone help me
10/18
2019
It honestly wouldn’t be the first time I’ve done this to myself if it’s the later.Not sure if I wanna throw up cause Sean feels sick or I’m actually sick, or my soup went bad and I gave myself food poisoning. @MirandaSings Throw shoes at someone
10/17
2019
When the barista tells you you smell good ☺️ thanksI left half an hour early so I can have coffee and read my book but I’m gonna leave exactly when I needed to 🙃I jus… https://t.co/qgoJ632UvX @samriegel I’m sure they met when I was in the womb @clur19 I would either get Sweet Pea or Cucumber Melon @Bakujin119 Thank you! Its mainly aftershocks now, but you never know.And another one #earthquake @beebooties Sounds like my cat when he doesn’t get his bed time snack right at midnight
10/16
2019
@Shuryou27 Yay!!!! Grats!!I have shit hearing and this dude is so quiet I have no idea if he called my name already and I hate being that per… https://t.co/cpStpccQ5uFor the last time: NO ONE IS WASTING THEIR STASH ON RANDOM 8-YEAR-OLDS IN THIS ECONOMY https://t.co/AeFnuKDQek
Retweeted by Chessica Spoopy Day 🍁🎃 @kittykungirl Thanks! Apartment is fine ^_^ Just shook the fuck out of us all lolLiterally under my apartment 😱 https://t.co/XALbwSHeY7 @emmyloo03 Did you? @emmyloo03 No but it made the monitors on my desk move sideways. Terrified my ceiling fan was gonna fall though @emmyloo03 It was crazy! @GopSpineless it was a 5.0 and literally my apartment was the epicenterHoly shit that was a fucking huge #EarthquakePH #earthquakeRetweet to feed the cat a slice of salmon.        __      />  フ      |  .  . l      /` ミ_xノ      /      |     /… https://t.co/lA0VDWEHST
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10/15
2019
I am 100% sick https://t.co/YAmAepcXW5the fortnite black hole is my asshole
Retweeted by Chessica Spoopy Day 🍁🎃I honestly am so blessed with some of the people in my life.I love getting sick. Im glad its now and not when I go to Hawaii.
10/14
2019
Bitch, The fuck?
Retweeted by Chessica Spoopy Day 🍁🎃I am but a soulless being in an apron selling soap.I’m so freaking stressed I wouldn’t be surprised if I had a massive breakdown soon. A second one anyways. @penis_monster Fucking same man. I hope it gets better for you :(
10/13
2019
When you’re helping someone cause they ask you a question and you go to answer them and then they turn their back t… https://t.co/PsPBPJY9bREverything upsets my stomach today 🤢I feel like a fucking Queen today https://t.co/Qc19MUkqKMWhen you realize you’ve been wearing your underwear inside out all day 😬
10/12
2019
Hooooolllllllyyyyyyy fuck my dudesI bought another swimsuit for my trip and holy shit I look freaking cute in it.When Starbucks gives you your pumpkin bread free just cause 🥰My eyes are swollen and my mouth hurts. I love it.I feel better. Today was just really hard. But I am loved so much.I hate myself the most of all. I’m stupid and forgetful and I hate it. @AlixAmandaM That looks like something I would throw up after a crazy night drinking. 🤮 @BallingerMom Man that’s so lame, ignore that! You’ll know his name when you hold him :3 Dont worry about it! 💜
10/11
2019
@jared_aldiron Have you tried ordering through BevMo? I think they deliver?I have 6 mins left man 🙄 I just didn’t want it to fall out cause my nose is so itchyOn my lunch but waiting to have a new ring shoved in my nose 😩 I have 13 mins left man.The ball to my nose ring came out 👍🏻 so that’s great; I mean I wanted a new one anyways but not like this soon. @MollyBOfficial Best of luck tomorrow!I laughed so hard I almost threw up.I’m still alive; I haven’t shit my pants. I think just the left over whip hurt my tummy for a minuetAre these just farts? Or is it a foreshadow of what is to come of my work night.When you ask for coconut milk and they still put whip on even though you said no whip and it makes you wonder if th… https://t.co/ZAASEcPsQu
10/10
2019
@s8n Did PF&E shut off your power too?Waiting for Sean to be done with his meeting so I can use my blender. Gotta get my morning smoothie in my tummy. https://t.co/K2enfsMN7M @VVitch8 @GeekandSundry Emily Rose made it impossible for me to sleep for 6 months. I was so fucking terrified man. @sinnahti Wow and to think I couldn’t love you more but here we are. Oatmeal raisin is so YUMMY!!!!Ok my power is still on but like I can’t relax to sleep because I’m terrified of the dark. So I have Thor on in the… https://t.co/l6ua2iIkfvIf my power does go out in 6 mins; I’ll miss you all. The demons that I hide in my closet are gonna come out and sp… https://t.co/OmDRL9J9Q6
10/9
2019
@MissRBaller Me currently. @punkship 😩 I should have gone before. I normally don’t wear shorts. @SarahVee_ I’m glad you enjoyed this wild ride.Man I thought people would be having shorts on sale. I need some for vacation 😩 but no one has any. GaaaahhhhhI met the sweetest old man today and I love him and hope he has a good fucking day. @s8n https://t.co/7inqOCgqJ2mood all October https://t.co/qE2RyVo9zj
Retweeted by Chessica Spoopy Day 🍁🎃I texted my mom and she said I’m 27. So the mystery is solved.I think I might be 28. Holy fuck how old am I? I guess it’s math time.SERIOUSLY THOUGH HOW OLD AM I????Customer: how old are you? Me: uhhh I think I’m 27? 26? I don’t remember I’m almost 30 that’s all I know.Coffee obtained https://t.co/sZmL0ORMH4Man it’s time for some heckin coffee. I haven’t had any all day and I don’t think I can work this shift without it. @erikaishii 😍 oh bby! Carried by a strong lady? Yes. You have my permission.
10/8
2019
If you’re having a bad day. Just remember that it’s one day closer to your death.
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10/7
2019
I forgot to take my calcium this morning and now I’m paranoid my teeth will breakHijabi Aquaman cosplay, or as the kids in my neighborhood call it, THE QUEEN OF ATLANTIS #hijab #cosplay #NYCC2019https://t.co/fqaTNAWQ3H
Retweeted by Chessica Spoopy Day 🍁🎃Seriously WHO is this actress? She's having such a blast being evil. And she's gotta riff the whole thing. Just ama… https://t.co/VyrUrbQQFm
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10/6
2019
@samriegel Me but without sleep and food after a long day of retailI made pasta for todays lunch but my body is like “yea no fuck that. It’s gonna taste not yummy.”My coffee tastes like asshole and I hate it.
10/5
2019
My feet and legs are so swollen from how hard I worked today. I rubbed pink peppermint all over that shit.I want to cry I’m so tired and frustratedPlease shut the fuck up
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10/4
2019
@aIrightsnaps Dude you have to go to Souly Vegan in Oakland. It’s vegan southern food. It’s so damn good man.I got to use a big ass hammer to take apart shelves and felt like the goddess of thunder; but with shelves lmao https://t.co/4AcE2T2U6TToday’s yoga adventure reminded me how sore I am from the other day 😩How annoying. When you have a subscription on auto renew but a bunch of new people get it and you don’t 🙄 sure ok.… https://t.co/cp275s6WkcYALL MY FRIENDS COMIC COMES OUT THIS MONTH!!! Buy Black Mage at your local comic book store!!!!
10/3
2019
Goes to do crows pose Face plants into the carpet and gets a burn on forehead. LmaoWe’re hungry for some creativity again!!! I’ve started reading @feliciaday new book and I can already tell it’s gon… https://t.co/Euzm81ixKC
10/2
2019
Watching Viking while I eat a snack and clean :3 today has been a nice day thus far. @emmyloo03 Lemon water detoxes your body. I’d drink a bunch of that. Maybe it’ll help.I bought my cat a princess dress cause she’s turning 10 today https://t.co/jyjnhE5PswITS HERE! ITS HERE!!! @feliciaday NEW BOOK WAS JUST DELIVERED TO MEEEEEE!!!!!!Tomorrow is my and Seans 8 year anniversary and Delilah's 10th birthday. >:3 I get to spoil 2 cuties.Ok but what if I streamed tonight? It’d be a really chill one cause I’m kind of sick but a stream none the less!
10/1
2019
D R I N K W A T E R N O W S T U P I D B I T C H E S
Retweeted by Chessica Spoopy Day 🍁🎃Sure I woke up 2 hours ago but the cat is snuggling me so I have to nap. @AnneMunition @MiltonTPike1 I was worried; I’m glad it was all in good fun! Sorry for not knowing the joke 😬Oh man Felicia Days book comes out tomorrow 🥰😍 I can’t wait to heckin read it.
9/30
2019

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