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photographer // crazy cat parent // nonbinary nightmare // they/them

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Joined Twitter 12/1/17


@cryptfly 👀
1/24
2021
BRUH. bro. my guuuuuy. just stop before you embarrass yourself even moreI’m dying over someone bragging about being a model for modelmayhem like that website is even still relevant to the… https://t.co/4COhCPiKi7
1/23
2021
@sylphofdoom I should have propped up my elbow while we were playing 😭 it hurts to raise my arm or lay on that shoulder at all @notfenimore idk but i deserve onewho’s a hardcore gamer now bitches???apparently I went too hard on stardew valley last night and fucked my shoulder up BAD @thedoomshine hi birthday im dad
1/21
2021
@notfenimore carbs are the same as air right?
1/20
2021
who needs air when you have eggy bacon pastaeating carbonara so enthusiastically i’m getting short of breath @notfenimore I would posit that pasta also works
1/19
2021
@LilahSturges https://t.co/cy58NSs7sw
Retweeted by Gremlin Daddy
1/18
2021
@alexxvalentine BABY @notfenimore It’s so good
1/17
2021
oh no I started playing hades too“are u a boy or a girl” im a threat
Retweeted by Gremlin Daddy
1/16
2021
update: still have covid, but now i also have taco belli have covid but what i really wish i had was some fucking taco bell @notfenimore I’m sorry you’re going through this but also tell your dog I love her and give her lots of pets from me!
1/14
2021
@spookystitch Working in a /very/ commercial setting it was really hammered home bc so many people really have inte… https://t.co/IJl6Mr5cM5 @spookystitch I had to consciously work on unlearning that because I have fat friends that I want to make feel good… https://t.co/bHBGaGucBJ @spookystitch Like I am absolutely guilty of doing the crop and hide/ exaggerated flattering angles but I was also… https://t.co/adVRcEgedq @spookystitch Yessss I love having this conversation! And it took a lot of work and practice and honestly fucking u… https://t.co/sQFsGKg2Ji
1/8
2021
as someone who doesn’t eat breakfast, making myself breakfast feels so luxurious
1/6
2021
@Drag0nKin Oh shit nice!!! @Drag0nKin No such thing
1/5
2021
update: he just pooped in my room and didn’t bury it so i guess he didn’t appreciate my singing @deandra_warrick I’m so mad that I know exactly what you’re talking about and also that this is the reality that we live inam i serenading my cat with the opening to golden girls? yes. yes i am. @thedoomshine oh noooooooo
1/4
2020
@Karwackaflocka lmao yeah it’s a lot of sour patch kids!!!if your wife doesn’t feed you sour patch kids like you’re a baby bird does she even love you
12/29
2020
just once I would like to make my mom’s spritz cookies and not fuck them up somehow 🙃
12/26
2020
@thedoomshine wow called the fuck out
12/23
2020
@BlueIris04 sorry I can’t even read this bc my eyes ROLLED OUT OF MY SKULL @isthatyourmain It’s like a lil scavenger hunt when you do house doodles it’s so cute! @isthatyourmain Also the warning doodles for the stairs and the birthday zombie one 😭🖤 @isthatyourmain Obviously I love all of them, but the one that made me smile the most was the sticky note you left… https://t.co/dlscKM8gAR @clowderforce what the fuck JEFF
12/22
2020
@thedoomshine bless the crop on this one @angrygayyelling Jfc he’s a disaster
12/21
2020
@BlueIris04 I’m so sorry Ten!!! 🖤 @angrygayyelling tragiiiiiiic 😭 @deandra_warrick we lived through the height of tripp pants, we absolutely deserve it @deandra_warrick omg PLEASEI was trying to take a picture of Wednesday staring at me through the window but Luna decided to photobombshe’s a c r y p t i d https://t.co/zgwEdtH57Sfuck I love christmas so much y’allmade hot chocolate, put up some christmas lights, currently snuggling cats in bed watching christmas movies 🥰
12/20
2020
@AltoContralto @thedoomshine @SabrinaMorgens You’re literally blaming trans women for their own oppression but go off I guess @AltoContralto @thedoomshine @SabrinaMorgens Lmao fuck you we don’t want you anyway @AltoContralto @thedoomshine @SabrinaMorgens Literally why @AltoContralto @thedoomshine @SabrinaMorgens Like honestly why the fuck are you trying to tear down your own commun… https://t.co/i6hQu4UhRm @AltoContralto @thedoomshine @SabrinaMorgens But like, you do realize your experience is not universal? There is no… https://t.co/TwclVIFXVT @AltoContralto @thedoomshine @SabrinaMorgens Go troll somewhere else. The fuck do you actually know about dysphoria @Seamless get your shit togetherrrI have not eaten yet today and I have a real bad headache and I just want to cry 🙃seamless has fucked up two separate orders tonight and all I want is my fucking food
12/19
2020
@deandra_warrick You’re so pretty 😭
12/18
2020
@BlueIris04 It’s so gooooooood 😍Check out the music video for my brand new single Something’s Wrong! Streaming everywhere now!… https://t.co/fqav9CzLfr
Retweeted by Gremlin Daddy
12/17
2020
I can’t believe the crop on this is so terrible https://t.co/04ShC3ruh9
12/16
2020
@BlueIris04 Yuuuup and it’s terrible 🙃
12/15
2020
@thedoomshine @ratbabyonline @CartaMonir YOU GAVE IT TO MEI love this bean more than I love breathing https://t.co/jNmGBYsTFM
12/12
2020
@angrygayyelling Capitalism was a mistake @BlueIris04 I followed you w my alt (if you’re comfy, feel free to decline)
12/11
2020
@deandra_warrick @thedoomshine *stares at my entire friendgroup filled with nothing but weebs who are also Broadway dorks*
12/10
2020
@ts_elliottsmith But I should be asleep 😭stop ASKING if i have a BUTT i DO and it very GREAT
Retweeted by Gremlin Daddy @Karwackaflocka HIS LITTLE NOSE!!!!!!my cat is so adorable I may actually explode https://t.co/dU3l7vKBBB
12/9
2020
@deandra_warrick It is the most me thing ever and I love itmutuals who want to see me sadpost: I made an alt so I can unlock this account go follow @daddy_gremlin @Drag0nKin I can see it@ twitter let me archive my tweets instead of having to delete them jfc @deandra_warrick still seems incredibly accurate thothat horror is gonna be my celebratory tweet whenever I finally unlock 🙃I really wish I could unlock my twitter bc I found the picture I took of an incredibly cursed cake and I just wanna… https://t.co/uHxXp0EOeUhttps://t.co/jwWcQkvfSdwow uhh okay i’m feeling very attacked https://t.co/2nfhykWq0P https://t.co/RoVUJr7zp1 @thedoomshine WOW @thedoomshine I stand by it @thedoomshine I’m so glad you actually posted this @spookystitch well they aren’t WRONG
12/8
2020
@localsadghoul But actually @notfenimore who needs to catch handsHey come live with us https://t.co/73gDileoVq
12/7
2020
@Karwackaflocka oh baby nooo @Karwackaflocka You got a ride upstate? @deandra_warrick @thedoomshine We all are @notfenimore Okay but yr cute tho so whatevertbh the next time I see him I’m just gonna steal his phone and block her myself I’m so sick of having her even remotely near my life @localsadghoul Thiiiiiis! It fucking sucks when your own mother can’t even get it right. Also I live for the day wh… https://t.co/GJpUmNboGron the one hand it’s kinda nice to know that I’m not being crazy or irrational or paranoid about her, but on the ot… https://t.co/S5DdsSL7Cflmao real glad I locked my twitter since a certain someone has decided that she’s going to “do whatever the fuck sh… https://t.co/wk1Q1vTS62 @deandra_warrick @thedoomshine I ask her that all the time ITS NOT FAIR @spookystitch Then I will absolutely reclaim them @spookystitch You could have just not said anything and kept them, I never would have know 😂😂😂
12/6
2020

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