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Jake Lauer @hellocontrol Bellevue, Washington

Senior Engineer at @Bungie working on the Destiny Companion app and website. Bad at Twitter. Good at code. Creator of https://t.co/O0LkBTuzXS

282 Following   2,583 Followers   1,410 Tweets

Joined Twitter 6/14/08


I cannot believe how spot on this is https://t.co/FgURc1sSOO
4/6
2020
Truth. I've never seen this many dedicated people in my life. It's amazing, and the farthest thing from lazy. https://t.co/4JwiNQWoOM
4/4
2020
I am so sad to announce that Wanda and Lonnie both have COVID-19 and that Lonnie is currently in the hospital fight… https://t.co/fh3n84t1q5
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4/2
2020
.@TillamookDairy start putting as much PB in the Chocolate PB as you put chocolate in Tillamook Mudslide and you'll… https://t.co/8UPnWEZJKB
4/1
2020
🔥🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/pSPLTLYhMG
3/28
2020
A city wide cheer of gratitude for healthcare and other frontline workers in Seattle tonight. 😷😭🥰🤗 https://t.co/Xt22nlS6SJ
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3/27
2020
The WFH battlestation! https://t.co/c1jVK43yHzHow is this an argument? Is it called bite cheese or string cheese, Anya https://t.co/FTtQ0fUbAb
Retweeted by Jake Lauerok, but here's something hilariously wholesome my friend just sent me. his friend saw mike trout at a grocery store… https://t.co/WU4HR639Af
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3/26
2020
https://t.co/lRBJX7NOEKCA Governor Gavin Newsom tells reporters @ElonMusk has delivered a thousand ventilators to the system today. "They… https://t.co/GMMesjLjvV
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3/24
2020
In the U.S., we are producing 35 million respirators per month. More than 500,000 respirators are on the way to tw… https://t.co/FjQv5jfW2j
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3/23
2020
More than ever, isn't this proof that internet access should be a utility? @EricaCrystal4 @jennafischer Lol seriously @stupidtrevor @BungieHelp Are you on mobile? Also, do you see it and then it disappears, or do you not see it at all?Here is what competent public response vs completely incompetent public response looks like. The slope of the line… https://t.co/PJhHvie2VZ
Retweeted by Jake LauerEverybody right now in quarantine https://t.co/ZD8VSbCBE3
Retweeted by Jake Lauer<3 I miss this. https://t.co/1fmYy8X4I7
3/22
2020
@WeaponII @BungieHelp If you could DM me the text that shows in the ⚙️ menu at the bottom, it will help us debug! @WeaponII @BungieHelp We are aware of #1, working on fixing in the coming week! For #2, it's possible that you ar… https://t.co/Qiw9tFVq5ETime to stop watching Fox News at all. Stomping your foot does not work. https://t.co/vrgUsEzhqR
Retweeted by Jake Lauer @Cozmo23 @jennafischer @AngelaKinsey Only 22 to go! I put it on while I work. It's the BEST. @Cozmo23 @jennafischer @AngelaKinsey Man, I've seen the entire series at least 25 times all the way through. It's p… https://t.co/Ldd0mCx6Vd @e_jane3 Do you need money for food? @jennafischer @AngelaKinsey In the bloopers of the PPC, Jenna yawns and Angela says ,"I'm sorry, are we boring you?… https://t.co/GGiIJqsxpY @chapel_leroy @jennafischer @AngelaKinsey I know this one! He's a very good skater! @jennafischer @AngelaKinsey Was the grocery store intercom improvised at all in any takes?
3/21
2020
@ThiccBoiiger @Bungie Thanks man!Twitch x Trials of Osiris A new Twitch extension enables you to inspect the build of your favorite streamer, track… https://t.co/lYCeHbQWDI
Retweeted by Jake Lauer @ThiccBoiiger @Bungie I did! And a ton of other supremely talented folks on many teams :) @phenixdwn @BungieHelp @Bungie Yo! Which platforms do you have linked? Also, if you could DM me the debug text at t… https://t.co/VAWoc8lNyy @justrealmilk The best CSsTwitch Extension for Trials of Osiris will be live tomorrow. See you soon. More deets in the TWAB: https://t.co/fB1ezd22Hk
Retweeted by Jake LauerTo the Guardians who gave of their time to assist us in testing the Twitch Extension: @DrLupo @tefthttps://t.co/cAusQcT5tI
Retweeted by Jake Lauer @kenkukun @A_dmg04 Not out yet! Check in tomorrow! @_MissNoodle It's not live quite yet! Watch Twitter in the morning 👍I'm so excited for this! Been heads down building this for weeks and it's been FUN. #datblurtho https://t.co/9VMd1zv7bx
3/20
2020
How Fox News has shifted its coronavirus rhetoric https://t.co/tTUOIV0tUi https://t.co/q4FdGdduDX
Retweeted by Jake LauerSomewhere out there is a person who was released from jail the day before they had to go into quarantine.
3/19
2020
Wow! We have just reached 2 million people on the #StayTheFuckHome website, which is now also available in 17 langu… https://t.co/OoYIQkYCXL
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Retweeted by Jake LauerThe first shipment of masks and coronavirus test kits to the US is taking off from Shanghai. All the best to our fr… https://t.co/vYJzW56N0t
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3/16
2020
If you're doubting social distancing efficacy, this is for you! https://t.co/PZPmQX5ZTX
3/15
2020
I dunno who buys all these cable management products. They are too small. It's like the Wild West under my desk - a… https://t.co/LxQlAKRZnjPSA: washing your hands with warm water is important and effective, not because the heat of the water kills the Bad… https://t.co/16O5mF2dOi
3/12
2020
YYYYEEEEESSSSSS https://t.co/4tZBpKW167
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3/9
2020
A lot of companies are asking employees to work from home due to COVID-19. Many for the first time. I’ve seen good… https://t.co/AEyT9TpCy0
Retweeted by Jake LauerUpdate: https://t.co/B42iwspVSShttps://t.co/YKLSjZvdbgI know the coronavirus isn’t that scary for a lot of ppl. Many of you are young & healthy & will be able to defeat… https://t.co/fINicBk8Hi
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3/7
2020
For no reason at all I've discovered that you can anagram @seattleu into "Sit, Veiny Seaturtle" You're welcomeIf you're not taking two tagalongs and putting peanut butter in the middle to make a delicious little pb tagalong m… https://t.co/DWPw3EAsEm
3/4
2020
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3/3
2020
@MartyTheElder Just sit at home and play the Flood theme until death takes us allThank you! https://t.co/23hzV16eCD❤️❤️❤️ https://t.co/xg8gx7yBRZI Am Legend but with Will Ferrell instead of Will Smith
3/2
2020
Who are the people thinking you can catch coronavirus from Corona You think they are still selling it be we are al… https://t.co/nxWoPqukK1
3/1
2020
@1Password Done!
2/29
2020
@1Password Go for it! @1Password Sure, it's this one: https://t.co/zLVxh1L11H @1Password Makes sense! The recent one I noted was the BECU app. I think when I was using LastPass it worked but I… https://t.co/zZ4nMsNrHt @1Password is there a good way to let you know about Android apps for which 1password does not offer to autofill?I like this idea https://t.co/GJ93dFzi5w @AngelaKinsey @jennafischer Mike Lieberthal, the bobblehead baseball player in the vending machine, is actually nam… https://t.co/v7MSHehBSR @mackayclark @Bungie WELCOME BACK!
2/28
2020
@cgbarrett https://t.co/hMnaPFdyBD
2/25
2020
@eclittlejohn Good to know! @eclittlejohn you seem like someone with answersWhat should I be doing in Santa Barbara? Got me with your can't-miss stuff
2/24
2020
I have seen every season of A Bit of Fry and Laurie over and over and so much more. We have lots to discuss. My use… https://t.co/vVSzifFX6UI'm so jealous of whoever got to work with @stephenfry on his Destiny 2 voice work. I'm such a fan of everything h… https://t.co/CNd3CykcVB @Duard0 You as well!
2/22
2020
@DeeJ_BNG @tkblingx2 Is that actually @tkblingx2? The resolution is too small for me to tell. It's hard to remember… https://t.co/ewZWRQSvktI've just signed a bunch of papers like a serious person and read through a bunch of HR documents, meanwhile… https://t.co/Z5M07WS4OsI had no idea what was going on because nobody had told me about this plan. I thought this was some ritual or somet… https://t.co/w03qlG3WHdTomorrow is my seven7h anniversary as a Bungie employee! Fun fact. My start date was the day everyone in the studio… https://t.co/WmTLp396f5
2/21
2020
@EZcompany2ndsqd All of us in the car were fine! No major injuries in the crash. TEN CARS INVOLVED.Rest in pieces, 2017-2020 https://t.co/JvsPPYoz21
2/19
2020
@jennafischer I read that this episode was your idea (both your and @AngelaKinsey). Tell the story! Also, when the… https://t.co/55kaNjKO3Q
2/15
2020
Haldir does a killer John Lennon impression amirite https://t.co/rEMar325iV
2/13
2020
@elliottgray @addyosmani @dhh @domfarolino @annevk @zcorpan Added this to all our news article images recently! https://t.co/CpNqh3FAri @storeporterDan @BauerOutage https://t.co/yNWf1kyodR @BauerOutage here's a good example :)
2/12
2020
@1Password Suggestion - when I am generating a password, I'd love to have the options for the password right there.… https://t.co/EegmipkQxZ @eclittlejohn https://t.co/CXvmdR7lA0
2/11
2020
petition to make a breaking-bad-style crime drama of Frank Abagnale's life
2/10
2020
didn't Padme have a british accent in Phantom Menace? bc she doesn't anymore in Revenge of the Sith
2/3
2020
Padme must have spent forever at the arcade to earn enough tickets to buy a plasma ball that big https://t.co/9A5Fm36PMV*R2 to Anakin, as they accidentally join a spaceflight combat mission* R2: "We should go back" Anakin: "Go back?… https://t.co/Zr3LdaOEWT"so the Viceroy wants us to make a mobile hologram so he can walk around and talk to ppl" "why can't he use a hand… https://t.co/lhNuBpkYIb
2/2
2020
An incredible storage solution https://t.co/tyZAj47ynv
Retweeted by Jake Lauer @eclittlejohn Starring Ben Stein and Tommy Wiseau
2/1
2020
@eclittlejohn We should start a competing franchise called Slow and Tranquil
1/31
2020
@jennafischer https://t.co/PJCyiXNyncThe Emperor: "I have no doubt this boy is the offspring of Anakin Skywalker." Vader, fully aware that the force is… https://t.co/U8hesuhDm9
1/30
2020
@MicrosoftEdge Can't sign in and sync if the group policy disables syncing :( It'd be nice if that was divorced fro… https://t.co/DH4mxSaOad @Halcylon Yeah! And the best part is I didn't even work on it! @jennafischer Questions! - Rather than asking about specific moments, I'd love to know what WASN'T scripted in thi… https://t.co/ScxuBdbkoY @jennafischer This is my all-time favorite episode. I just want to thank Mindy Kaling for writing an incredible scr… https://t.co/QyJ0Ous0XS @NotionHQ Any updated plans for self-hosting for companies that need that?
1/28
2020

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