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d a v i d b @hermanos sittin by the dock of the bay

too fly for my own good, that's why God gave me plight

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Retweeted by d a v i d b @ChargedO @Psychic_Driving "if I cared too hard, I wouldn't have gotten into another notable racist of the time" is quite a tweetI'll be sending out a newsletter a week or so before the comics fair, listing all the 'last of' books/prints and th… https://t.co/J0SgEVFK97
Retweeted by d a v i d boh yeah, i wrote this book like...800 years ago. Still good though! https://t.co/J5IgFpMUGp A sword and sorcery tal… https://t.co/XhCtzBrMzS
Retweeted by d a v i d bmy favorite thing about that "Lovecraft embraced socialism near the end!" thing going around is that he was, up unt… https://t.co/428rSFrvCWClaire prompted me to actually properly read the article that is making us all petrified, and it really is actively… https://t.co/Q57ZAeUm6k
Retweeted by d a v i d b @Zilla_Mask oh yeah. I basically just got Holy and I wish I could use it foreverI'm at the point in my FFXIV run where I'm playing White Mage on the regular and constantly running out of MP. Gott… https://t.co/0NRFhtoFuC @nilaffle I am trying to CLUTCH that feeling right now, ahaha. So much of this year is foggySuper Soul Comix #1 is an EXPERIENCE: today on the site @TheSaintOfTous revisits Richard “Grass” Green’s pioneering… https://t.co/eKrcovx1Tk
Retweeted by d a v i d b @jemarxsouza if they're gonna do this, they could at least hire me to really get it popping @EvSynWilliams The thought of him saying “BIDE-MON” aloud https://t.co/ddhaYz9tFW @highway_62 Yeah, it’s been around a while. I think maybe it started as a gag on reddit? @highway_62 Yeah, this is a fave prank of mine. The explanations ruleBad enough I gotta vote for Biden. Please don’t humiliate me tooTV legend Andre Braugher on playing so many cops: "I, too, have fallen prey to the mythology that’s been built up.… https://t.co/D8nZHr4UbN
Retweeted by d a v i d b @julianlytle “Kick in the door to the polls, I want all of them Eight years in the White House, I’ma boil them You… https://t.co/XgIlAOIrN3 @david_wolkin Yeah, but for mean joke purposes I had to dig a little deeper“Notorious RBG” is foolishness too. What do they even have in common? We gonna start calling Joe the Broad Street Biden next?Her shoe game is irrelevant but tweets like this make it feel like pandering https://t.co/XnIoIavxJo @kanyewest Jesus every time Ye tweet a bible verse https://t.co/jx119xDWlv
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Retweeted by d a v i d bwhen the shuffle serves up a posthumous Biggie/Tupac collab https://t.co/yOfd1sdm5s @cnevett Yeah, see, this is what people keep saying.So far my plan of getting on OnlyFans, taking my shirt off, and reviewing Blade, Blade 2, and then Blade over again… https://t.co/v7ZwTr1Huq @HenryGoeldner @jonbernhardt Hmmm I dunno. There's six or seven movies based on Richard Stark's Parker, and somehow… https://t.co/Vkr1sRb2U3 @HenryGoeldner @jonbernhardt How is that unfair? A fire pilot is a fire pilot @ogbillybatson ol' boy from MANTIS is on Supergirl, btw. He plays Martian Manhunter's dadjustified and i don't think it's particularly close https://t.co/JAyv2HOzAP
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9/16
2020
@franzferdinand2 Tinyletter, but people who wanna monetize use SubstackI know you may think your favorite Latinx creators already know you love them, but please take this heritage month… https://t.co/mTgxgvgjz0
Retweeted by d a v i d b @alexcrudolph @AcctTonys @OysteinRunde Zero interest in making fun of this guy's looks. Tag me out please.Today the air is unhealthy and tomorrow the air won’t even be available. I hate it here https://t.co/ejWZ9SED8E
Retweeted by d a v i d bInfinite Crisis with @EmmaHouxbois: Why Did Wonder Woman Kill Maxwell Lord? https://t.co/GNHHyBr1Zz
Retweeted by d a v i d bthese have been great. No one's ever done a deep dive into Infinite Crisis like this before. https://t.co/eZ31NT8S0DI had one super-annoying experience early in my FFXIV experience. Now that I'm a little more experienced, I realize… https://t.co/0NWdrAtBqbif a woman broke ur heart u can just say that bro u don’t have to be a misogynist for the rest of ur life because of it
Retweeted by d a v i d b @hoover_dam @tristencitrine they had to be hot as heck but that rulesAND NOW., PLEASE JOIN THE ALDEIA OCULTA DA FOLHA OF MARANHÃO IN OBSERVING BRAZILIAN INDEPENDENCE DAY https://t.co/nXoj7aPs9r
Retweeted by d a v i d b @jeffparker I'm jealous! @andykhouri name no, logo yes, I'd argue. We already know CBS is a TV show, so "CBS+" makes intuitive sense—"they'v… https://t.co/Zfd4iLPoGs @kthorjensen ahahah this is how you make an enemy for life"He can't draw feet" is super tedious though. Why are you people so obsessed with feet in your X-Men comics? I can't draw feet either.I'm not gonna tweet about that annoying guy all day, but since he compared himself to Jordan and Magic, I've gotta… https://t.co/MphvrzO73II'm watching The Thick of It after bouncing off it years ago. But it turns out seven seasons of Veep will prime you… https://t.co/vz4fFRzNcC @judgedreddbook Yeah, this show consistently surprises me! @EvNarc #NarcisseSZN 💪🏾 @People4Bernie please don't give out any more tips on how to dehumanize people in a progressive way. thank youFamily is complicated. Crime is organized. Chris Rock stars in Fargo Installment Four. Premieres SEPT 27 on FX & ne… https://t.co/tW7IagDbLt
Retweeted by d a v i d bI'm wheezing... In Japan, there's a phone scam where the caller just says "it's me" then asks for money; the elderl… https://t.co/M0yVA1CPpc
Retweeted by d a v i d bComing October 24-25th: ShortBox Comics Fair! 20% discount happy hours, out of print books and zines, fair-exclusi… https://t.co/kmMF2R1p0o
Retweeted by d a v i d bnew from me: a deep dive interview with the legendary @Stelfreeze. Brian talks about hew new comic Thomas River, gr… https://t.co/fFRx0MFvtr
Retweeted by d a v i d b @i8veggies nah! I just wanna find a good subject first.Also, we're bringing back "john blaze" in 2020, word is bon jovi. If anybody disagrees, you know what you tell 'em? https://t.co/5IO8jaPucASure, Happy Dad Superman is inspirational or whatever, but heroes that aren't even sure why they're alive and what… https://t.co/i6w45nCqPSlistening to Tupac while I warm up for the day and suddenly realizing that my love for doomed/damned/fallen heroes… https://t.co/kYT6wS6j1Y @thesteveorlando I can't blow the whole top ten on day one! I need the clout so I gotta space it out...This is true! Lopresti drew the heck out of Planet Hulk too. That book was a great ride all around. https://t.co/rhJL1hBemNACAB is short for "all cops are deeply compromised by their employment in a systemically racist and classist enviro… https://t.co/DEHS5xa3IZ
Retweeted by d a v i d b @abayer You got a library card? They're both on Hoopla! @theDwarf I haven’t reread that run in ages honestly! It wasn’t quite my speed, but I reckon I’ll get back to it ev… https://t.co/zeLjmhZhE5 @abayer This is a strong stance but you may be right! Even Best Man Fall? @abayer I reread Homeland for the first time last night and boy did it hit different at 36!2020 Steven Seagal stumbling out of a broom closet, covered in mop heads and paint thinner, tripping over Wet Floor… https://t.co/Kpwgi6Od9dQuite a run, quite a finale. Ennis, Simpson, Lloyd, Dillon, Snejberg, Ziuko, Saladino, Rottenberg, Moore. https://t.co/WXNZJCLaqgI'll never forgive white people for making Joe Rogan anything more than that dude that use to host Fear Factor
Retweeted by d a v i d bOne difference between Alan Moore and Rob Liefeld is that Moore is tough on post-Watchmen work, but he has still do… https://t.co/hEytOFjHzySteve Dillon and Garth Ennis, along with Tom Ziuko and Gaspar, successfully boiled their take on John Constantine d… https://t.co/k2qZt8QbGH @TheBigBang_ Brutal! Thanks for supporting though. @debaoki @NickDragotta Good news! @THEKarlaPacheco @cheryllynneaton hold up, how did this turn into being about me!!! @THEKarlaPacheco @cheryllynneaton Hope you see us before we see you! https://t.co/XF7I9obtsv @highway_62 this the U-Men stuff? @internetbf666 Just gotta find the next thing! @THEKarlaPacheco @jeffparker @sawdustbear I want to ride it around town and terrorize the police @THEKarlaPacheco @cheryllynneaton See...I glanced at this and got worried CL thought I was lying to her! But I woul… https://t.co/Ce4zHyD8qX @jeffparker @sawdustbear I was not expecting the scale when I clicked and now I want one. It's not like I'm spendin… https://t.co/AzMHAD2ntJ @THEKarlaPacheco @cheryllynneaton This is you looking at those trifling elderly folk in Mary Worth https://t.co/363jwkW2rAEven burnt out and sad in Portland, I was doing podcasts and panels and whatnot. I internalized that "working hard… https://t.co/vNrwt2MptJ @ChaseMagnett And it's such an understated moment! It comes across not as bluster or bravado but...a statement of f… https://t.co/ZGzigRoVXN @THEKarlaPacheco @cheryllynneaton "Excuse me, did you order the veggie or the fish today..." The flight attendant p… https://t.co/e799tDIDAE @THEKarlaPacheco @cheryllynneaton this ends with them both landing in Hollywood and finding out they booked the sam… https://t.co/k24G2jPF4d @THEKarlaPacheco @cheryllynneaton I'll back a GoFundMe to somehow get CL and AB on the same flight and in the same… https://t.co/cgrK6Or1hVit is a wonder how much better I felt after I wrote those video essays. this lil pandemic nonsense is the longest I… https://t.co/alcyuahr3nnew pin because I love irony https://t.co/FE7GtUvhLw
Retweeted by d a v i d b @ogbillybatson "Batman's corny. Did you see that costume? He's probably skinny under that thing. All that armor. Wh… https://t.co/Ez56wlqi4qIPPO BACK This sports anime is an all-timer https://t.co/hJlDVXeqXN
9/15
2020
@Jennifer_deG I may have to get my box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch off the fridge myself now...😳😭❤️ y’all see thisssss https://t.co/OjaxWl6LOp https://t.co/Z05idiSBss
Retweeted by d a v i d b @Jennifer_deG cinnamon toast crunch @EstherHyphen America is a nightmare!It's our first day, and we're fully funded! That means when you pledge to our Kickstarter, you're guaranteeing your… https://t.co/lQPW0baq9j
Retweeted by d a v i d bAfrican Americans finding out the police can no longer do anything to us because we are African American… https://t.co/SbpSg1cRmu
Retweeted by d a v i d b @letsgoayo this is the first time I've ever felt like I might be great at romance...Does anybody else draw like this or are you normal https://t.co/JlyuhqnZSp
Retweeted by d a v i d b @RonDanChan I do this at bus stops! And calf raises. Sometimes both together...Tweet Thread That Has Nothing To Do With What's Going On: (1/5) Have you ever wondered how we can divide demographi… https://t.co/EmOq5V53fE
Retweeted by d a v i d b @zdarsky "8-4 job"??? @franzferdinand2 yessssss. so good!I agree with this, but it's important to note that what ICE is doing is a textbook American action. Forced steriliz… https://t.co/vksFF86TTc
9/14
2020

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