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Fecret Ftone Clearer. Self-playing Snookerist. Publicist for International Men's Day. Comedian if there's any time left. Photo by Steve Brown.

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@Herring1967. Automation will take everyone’s job in the end ... https://t.co/9B6Y83ScQw
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2/27
2020
@AndyMcH Let’s wait for champion of champion of champions @AndyMcH I am the bestNot complaining. Once you know when to buzz in you’re the winner https://t.co/QVx2g2UGfR @AndyMcH If you time it right you can win buzzer every time. Nailed it first go, took me a while to remember second go @AndyMcH Seat 4 has a slight advantage if you work out how the buzzers go live, because you see all the lights and… https://t.co/iIU4qfoIqNDon’t start any long novels Bob https://t.co/IIhmHxTibW @stueythefish Not watching this week. Is he doing well?Environmental and political activist and writer George Monbiot is on RHLSTP With Richard Herring:… https://t.co/mlycGM5tcN
Retweeted by Richard K HerringTrue, Frew https://t.co/kmZhdeNJ6YWant to find out what’s in the badger prize draw at the end of the month, plus get details of all the stuff you get… https://t.co/3SlTsrkYfhNEVER https://t.co/1YtnNtduHVCould have placed bets in lots of places https://t.co/EnQXjCHMNcYup, that one was ace too. As was the lovely Dave Johns. If you are goal-hanging for “big names” then you are a foo… https://t.co/p0Da9VawaZReally very great. Everyone should listen to this one. To be fair, this is a pretty solid run of excellent guests.… https://t.co/JPbNwqcjsg @themiltonjones @MrEdByrne @Benny_Norris He told me. And also said he loved me and was proud of me.You could definitely bet on horses, yes. And an accumulator could have brought in millions https://t.co/T5yttd3LQj @smilertiler That’s very kind, but unnecessary. The more people who can give a small amount the better. The beauty… https://t.co/UAasYBXywNI am not forgetting it. That is where it is revealed that it wasn’t a very big pools win, which is why I wonder why… https://t.co/I40OzSUEiEThink about it almost daily. Why did she do the pools rather than betting on specific football results or horse rac… https://t.co/rBj7CVgYJZSome subjects should never be joked about. You are cancelled. There is nothing funny about stone clearing. Ask anyo… https://t.co/banGOksFt5It keeps coming today badgers - the possible guest for 30th March has now been confirmed. Keep checking your member… https://t.co/B6hpA0rDvF @Herring1967 ‘The Birmingham Six are free! When will the rest of Birmingham be free?!’...
Retweeted by Richard K HerringHow dare you throw this kind of stonest language around. Why are you trying to create division where there is none.… https://t.co/AdCU8AyxCSI heartily recommend anything and everything that Simon Munnery does - Don’t accept the watered down antics of S Le… https://t.co/YD2EjIzhEOI am not prejudiced and can see no difference between a “rock” and a stone. They’re all stones and you have no righ… https://t.co/UDWHiCGXvDAnother guest reveal for badgers and members in your secret area at https://t.co/4PIdY117Cr. Second of the day @nickcarey @HindChristopher There’s another link in the members area section that you should have access to @nickcarey @Herring1967 If you go to the podcasts page on the RHLSTP site, if you scroll to the bottom, there is an… https://t.co/chNzjK8vwy
Retweeted by Richard K Herring @Herring1967 And my answer is - I think so. It works in all the apps that I have tried at least. Although there is… https://t.co/TMlnpn0Ja7
Retweeted by Richard K HerringYou’d just waste the money on food and heating otherwise. Good choice. https://t.co/JH1hbuubvkI am pretty sure it will work with your app, but please await confirmation from @gofasterchris (not that one) who u… https://t.co/Pc9kKpKMfgAlways ready to go. https://t.co/X58a3qas6OI mean, I had a look just in case.Are BBC trying to create click bait by making it look like they are linking to porn? Mmm yes, I’ve thought of a way. https://t.co/FDWVePWkR4 @TCKennington It’s all right. He’s a stupid curmudgeon with a bee in his bonnet about Avalon @Charlie47629183 It’s only for those with spare funds. That’s why it’s free, so the wet-footed can still enjoy @TCKennington More of a shame that he’s so dismissive of the work we did, but there you go.And all that money goes to funding even more podcasts, including a new audio sci-fi sitcom that I am working on rig… https://t.co/QHCayGgtfl+ secret emails, advance warning of guests (Michael Palin/Adam & Joe gigs sold out before anyone else got news), me… https://t.co/avbjF2iDSGYou’re currently getting 8 free RHLSTPs every 4 weeks. Plus 4 stone clearing podcasts and 28 warming ups. Are they… https://t.co/cobz93pqx2Another RHLSTP guest just announced in the members’ area of https://t.co/4PIdY117Cr. Become a monthly badger and th… https://t.co/6BgWuumr8q @BaronJoeJ You will get to hear about other guests first though. Another one coming up any minute. Keep an eye on m… https://t.co/6xTfRwP09pWell worth your time.What little of it we all have left https://t.co/E1riyy6KIbI am not falling for that trick https://t.co/VcaBo1PTwhBut when will I have a Pointless trophy? https://t.co/jsJLjcOA5EWhat about ye fmall onef? https://t.co/VaBiVZni2rIt alfo failf to clear 90% of ftonef https://t.co/0ctAIjQ7qUAll in the podcast. Don’t you listen? https://t.co/u8Tf19VqEv @Herring1967 I found your Christmas gift. https://t.co/gJ4h5bck74
Retweeted by Richard K Herring @Herring1967 the bastards https://t.co/cwMqlJxfEL
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Retweeted by Richard K HerringMight start RTing every time I get one of these. Hate to think of the rest of you missing out. https://t.co/3gxCvyxnMsThanks Kit. You’re going to love all the extras. https://t.co/AyMk4BePit for everyone else who’s been meaning to do… https://t.co/W4nQtalXZjThis week’s RHLSTP with @GeorgeMonbiot is so brilliant I’m already played it through twice.
Retweeted by Richard K Herring @ManLikeJinby @panskyey Postman or letterbox?And Tittybangbang https://t.co/lBSqVbjfuwWorst comedy experience of 2005 according to Telegraph https://t.co/YwPNWVJrSY @Herring1967 @GeorgeMonbiot I hadn't realised how many dangerous situations @GeorgeMonbiot has got into. Inspiratio… https://t.co/jrv6r5zJnE
Retweeted by Richard K Herring @BeffernieBlack Privilege are cheap for comedians (at least for me). Haven;’t had to do a claim with them yet thou… https://t.co/aCNMJseVuY @Herring1967 Sandler should stop being selfish and making good movies and give the fans what they want. “Cobbler 2:… https://t.co/UbSytVNVwo
Retweeted by Richard K HerringAgreed. The machine should also be able to magically change the size of your feet…. Or the shoes, I guess, but that… https://t.co/lE3mvoakwLA New Podcast is Available! George Monbiot - RHLSTP #261 Check out our website and become a badger for extra conte… https://t.co/VmVb2WsT6a
Retweeted by Richard K Herring @notDcfcBoss Still gives me butterflies.Same problem I have with the Cobbler, Stu. You can only do this for people with the same sized feet as you. https://t.co/OpeoiscVvZActually very similar tone. https://t.co/CN2gc27bqOPretty serious RHLSTP (with some laughs too) with the inspirational brainbox @GeorgeMonbiot. On audio… https://t.co/oMk5dhKRszOf course https://t.co/uQ6PCe0msNBest one in ages (and they’re all great). What a woman! https://t.co/SkmHMxCJh6 @Herring1967 Chapter Fifty-Feven - 💆‍♂️ dog 🐶 noises, bottle clinking. 🍾That’s only the first minute. The origin o… https://t.co/ZiHyh6H3RL
Retweeted by Richard K HerringHooray! https://t.co/Os0ZAlL1zb @JamesHi97813291 It sure did. Fingers on buzzers
2/26
2020
Every year https://t.co/fHpiRjYmTRI'm watching the @RedDwarfHQ episode, "Backwards". The crew have landed on a planet where time runs backwards. I th… https://t.co/4iI4NkCiPt
Retweeted by Richard K HerringStone Clearing podcast with possible origin story of why the obsession with stones https://t.co/rUQe2pB9py Trigger… https://t.co/BFVtAD9kABAll revealed in the podcast https://t.co/dVGG9l7Vxd @Phoebebunts I reckon it was stew’s tour manage JamesIf life gives you lemons, make lemon juice. If it also gives you sugar, make lemonade. Or throw the lemons away and eat sugar.Tickets for RHLSTP with Adam Buxton and Joe Cornish on 6 April sold out in record time! More guests to be announced… https://t.co/HyrXlKD5gF
Retweeted by Richard K HerringUma’s great! Pop along if you can. https://t.co/f7i1tAQXajGlad to help the journalists. Wouldn’t want them straining themselves finding stories! https://t.co/6VRwKVkJ4J @Hooper_b13 @ItsKevinEldon Alas Kevin does not want to do it. But the door is always open if he changes his mind. @MarcRock4 @robinallender It was Armando who told that story, I think, but I am sure Baynham would be involvedGet excited because @TheSimonEvans is on tour THIS WEEK ❗ Catch him tonight at @tbtlake or have a look at all his o… https://t.co/mbaYixKxSv
Retweeted by Richard K Herring @helensulisbowie I didn’t say it wasn’t flippant. Who says I’m not being flippant in return?It's National Maid Marian Pancake Song Day! 🥞 🙌 🥞 Have a flippin' great time 😜 🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞 #PancakeDayhttps://t.co/w3o0XRjdHX
Retweeted by Richard K Herring @helensulisbowie It’s a bit much to hold a grudge based on a different show though, surely @helensulisbowie To be fair it was 7 years ago and RM was only one of three people on it. Can’t guarantee every gue… https://t.co/nuFsRGYfZDI have a secret identity that I can’t discuss on here https://t.co/q2vt2vAcxmYup we intend to pack it with more stuff for your delectation https://t.co/TkQmWzcQCMIf you like to see big stones (the easiest to remove) removed and millions of ordinary stones falling back on to th… https://t.co/EAMJZfNM31 @3lbFlax @goatsandroses I think you’re safe nowI bet no one on earth has been sent this clip as many times as I have. Been going on for MONTHS! https://t.co/560sg1Z35sA great era is over. Peggy-Jean Montgomery, known as #BabyPeggy, who was the last living film star of Hollywood si… https://t.co/yYORILqEQF
Retweeted by Richard K Herring @goatsandroses Yup. Not RHLSTP.
2/25
2020

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