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Creator of Purgatony on @SYFY. Voice Actor, Writer, Creative Director @Explosm. Podcasts: @noiseholepod @heresanideapod, Potter & Daughter. HijiNKS Ensue comics

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@MichaelvSnowden https://t.co/5sj6QRWgQCI’m not entirely sure. It was on an absolutely shoestring budget and I think it was around $600-800k for the season… https://t.co/Mxq78HM9DPI used to think an angsty adolescent on the path to fascism because his social club didn’t promote him fast enough… https://t.co/PUcVrWpgoC
Retweeted by Joel Watson @jonrosenberg It’s probably my favorite game of all time.There’s no active development on more Purgatony. Season 1 is likely all there will ever be. No budget and no intere… https://t.co/hL55xBxOwJThe Biden/Harris administration has already stated it has no plans to prosecute Janeway. Instead they favor allowin… https://t.co/3TNZNRRavWThis really feels like something Oscar worthy https://t.co/Fg6rdffkpI
Retweeted by Joel WatsonThis year has been so tough for many people, so let us all be warmed by the good news that Donald Trump paid three… https://t.co/npAKBwGIY1
Retweeted by Joel WatsonHi, friends. To get people to register to vote in Georgia, don't just give out the voter registration deadline, whi… https://t.co/PiULEkkAVl
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11/29
2020
@JDiamond1 @realDonaldTrump Each new vote for Biden cost #DiaperDon $22,727.27. Thanks! @SpankySpankster Hahaha fuck right off the planet with this shit you nazi bootlicker??? https://t.co/dRsWFJMD9GGrugo? Grigio? Grigglypuff? Greg Grundberg? I’ll stick with “kid” or “lil doofums.”Putting Scott Adams tweets on Dogbert comics again. https://t.co/vtEDhHTmcF
Retweeted by Joel Watson @daveexplosm There’s a lot to unpack here. You’re already naked AND shitting as you enter the stall. I pop in the… https://t.co/hoij2YAZERComic based on the time twitch banned the Explosm boys https://t.co/3oIzKVVOSA
Retweeted by Joel Watsonstank and choad https://t.co/CmzfJDBRYJ
Retweeted by Joel Watson @southworth Former Apprentice producers have already done so.1) 3 months from now: GREETINGS I AM DONALD J. TRUMP, YOU MAY KNOW I WAS ILEGALY OVERTHROWN AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNI… https://t.co/tjlBNaXSaC
Retweeted by Joel Watson @FarrisGoldstein LD? Ah yes, the “Lost (cause) Devotion.” Im just takin bout Spock. (We can prosper)
11/28
2020
I WON THANKSGIVING BY A LOT.
Retweeted by Joel WatsonI am dying laughing over here. Trump saw #DiaperDon trending and is so outraged he wants to repeal Section 230 for… https://t.co/FPZrTT7QBh
Retweeted by Joel Watson @FarrisGoldstein I gave an entire speech to my wife tonight on this subject. I’m positive she found it riveting and informative.This isn't spin, lying, or "dueling realities." It's the propagation of a parallel world, fictional and absurd. The… https://t.co/4fqR8yn25N
Retweeted by Joel Watson @damnyouwillis Those “babies” are 6. @daveexplosm No you’re thinking of John Touching. @daveexplosm Ray tracing.BEHOLD the freedom earned through leadership & sheer determination—w/masks, aggressive testing & contact tracing, q… https://t.co/gx8Gtlqkjr
Retweeted by Joel Watson @damnyouwillis Headbands and clippies are also great options. Just ask 16 year old me. @damnyouwillis One guy on our block is hosting his own super spreader event. @daveexplosm Did you get that corn from the Irishman feeder behind you? https://t.co/7jNn9qUyK7 @RobDenBleyker Ain’t nobody can lump ass on a twig like ol’ Scaly Sam.After the zoo, having developed a real taste for meeting goofbutts, doofuses and dingi, we went over to @dopefish3dhttps://t.co/MqhIWevBTtMet some real goofbutts at the Zoo today. @ Dallas Zoo https://t.co/v63qyHONoZ
11/27
2020
Im doing my own research into their history with each episode of the show, but thanks for reminding me not to be a… https://t.co/7HztBsLKh6Trolley Tom from @Explosm and his Voice Actor @hijinksensue https://t.co/utgqH9sDzr
Retweeted by Joel Watson @RobDenBleyker @sephes_sherry A capital idea! I’ll begin the masturbatory process (to produce a jizz) post haste, a… https://t.co/2pHFAYTAo3 @sephes_sherry @RobDenBleyker Are you asking me or my friend Rob. Which one is the cum of your desires? @RobDenBleyker Aw she ain’t such a daft ol bird once yuh get to know ‘er.Serious question for Brits: Why haven’t you killed these cunts yet?I’ve always had a general contempt for the CONCEPT of the British Monarchy, but thanks to The Crown I now have DIST… https://t.co/f91gI95wnMA single F-35 costs over $100 million. For that kind of money, we could feed 40 million kids. I've introduced leg… https://t.co/4wVU9zRWOL
Retweeted by Joel Watson @daveexplosm @RobDenBleyker Please ask your mom not to make me so horny. @RobDenBleyker @daveexplosm I’m young at heart and old at dick. @RobDenBleyker @daveexplosm When I was kid we fucked box of dirt."I have not once in four years thought Trump was Bad until he was mean to me personally" is not the profile in cour… https://t.co/teSXsG9YTD
Retweeted by Joel Watson @damnyouwillis I fucking hate this.In addition to being an organization that promotes the mass slaughter of schoolchildren, it's a cesspool of corrupt… https://t.co/c8aBAR7L8Z
Retweeted by Joel WatsonOooh! I know EXACTLY who we can test this out on! https://t.co/g5jV0JysZ0
11/26
2020
矢印の方向に動いて見えますね~? 人間の脳は単純なので矢印で惑わされてしまうのでーす https://t.co/lUPySup2du
Retweeted by Joel WatsonEvery year, when the President "pardons" a turkey, I think, Ho ho! What a hilarious ribbing of a legal system that puts humans to death!
Retweeted by Joel WatsonGetting your identity stolen to own the libs. https://t.co/IEBBjBL1Bm https://t.co/9HYkNNnJRO
Retweeted by Joel WatsonIf you want to know why COVID relief is tied up in Congress, one key reason is that Republicans are demanding legal… https://t.co/qAhAChGd8G
Retweeted by Joel Watson @msyeseniac C4 to D4 looks juuuuuuuust right. ☕️it turns out, actually, we love to see it https://t.co/GKHx6ke5fG
Retweeted by Joel WatsonOn to season 2 of The Crown and I’m convinced that the entire British ruling class’s effort over the last 500 years… https://t.co/UtVoFu8sAA"we tried showing people less of the stuff that makes them into the unabomber but that caused them to look at the u… https://t.co/RG9gY34fEB
Retweeted by Joel WatsonThe scientist you meet halfway through the game who wishes he’d never created the AI that destroyed the world Vs… https://t.co/2frQ81mcAi @_KrisWilson_ Is that made out of him? Does it taste like him?San Quentin. https://t.co/MdFBdgiiDJ
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11/25
2020
Emily Murphy Looks at the votes in the race that Joe Biden has won Gets nothing done Summoned to Congress Waiting f… https://t.co/KmDrJdzVVh
Retweeted by Joel WatsonEvery episode of The Crown takes us 90 min to watch because we’re constantly pausing to look shit up on Wikipedia.I want to live in a country where Colin Kaepernick is seen as a hero and Kyle Rittenhouse is seen as a terrorist. https://t.co/QoxefprUcO
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11/24
2020
I was just thinking "Wow, Trump really skated through his entire Administration by promising he'd deliver policies… https://t.co/IGslnxds8B
Retweeted by Joel WatsonWonder if these two news items are related in any way. 🤔 https://t.co/ZO4QTgJp70 @jonrosenberg @southworth Our neighborhood’s Ring app is mostly racists who spotted a black guy, coyote sightings a… https://t.co/bvUfdPSixp🚨BREAKING: More than 750,000 Georgians have requested their ballots for the January 5 runoff elections. Have you? R… https://t.co/4YK4XMy6w9
Retweeted by Joel WatsonHere comes Santana Claus, Here’s comes Santana Claus, Right down Santana Claus Lane Give me a gift, make it real, Or else forget about it @apelad I read “Santana’s gonna” and it still made sense. @daveexplosm I would have thought Anthony Kedis.With few exceptions, their craven public silence has helped enable Trump’s most grievous conduct—including undermin… https://t.co/zZVEyaPKWQ
Retweeted by Joel WatsonThe 21 GOP Senators who have privately expressed their disdain for Trump are: Portman, Alexander, Sasse, Blunt, Col… https://t.co/arzFbCip7d
Retweeted by Joel WatsonI'm not violating any pledge of journalistic confidentially in reporting this: 21 Republican Sens–in convos w/ coll… https://t.co/ZMoUL5qfYt
Retweeted by Joel WatsonThis may be the strongest optical illusion I’ve ever seen. https://t.co/J8fCqbQUJ1
Retweeted by Joel WatsonNEW: Trump ousts Sidney Powell from legal team after she unleashed false/discredited allegations of voter fraud tha… https://t.co/xFPc1pXHcq
Retweeted by Joel WatsonSix year ago today, Tamir Rice was taken from the world. Set aside some time to reflect on what his life could have… https://t.co/TIvzqN45Vo
Retweeted by Joel WatsonHaHAAAAAAA remember when black people didn’t follow curfews in defense of human lives and the police came out there… https://t.co/xdi2Ync6vg
Retweeted by Joel Watson @_KrisWilson_ Rudy? @PFTompkins All of these things are true of Gumby, and of our Lord Jesus Christ. 🙌Fixed it for you, Ted https://t.co/vmZBEbYOmE https://t.co/HA20RcLOwa
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11/23
2020
Just a reminder: If you're not quarantining with them already, you probably shouldn't have Thanksgiving with them.… https://t.co/SBsgHY68J5
Retweeted by Joel WatsonFun with anagrams! Today, Trump is DONE, ATOMISED. His DEMON TOADIES took an OTIOSE DEMAND into court and ran into… https://t.co/400I47Az93
Retweeted by Joel WatsonJongo Mhartnartison https://t.co/YYPVP5ncmLGeorgians: to vote in a runoff you don't have to vote first in the general election. THE LAW HAS CHANGED! If you r… https://t.co/tC6CFhpp5Y
Retweeted by Joel Watson @ArjayMan I agree on all but the Explorer. I’m betting it’s Hetfield.Haunted ass trees from today’s walk. https://t.co/Ylz18KAWrmOh, you like metal? Then name this band. https://t.co/y4HjeUZR1v
11/22
2020
Trump played golf today. https://t.co/w1U8mjhosj
Retweeted by Joel WatsonA little treat for fans of #TheCrown! Bad TV Impressions: The Crown Season 4 #TheCrownSeason4 #impressions #comedy https://t.co/ZLd0rWWTob
Retweeted by Joel Watson @Gusbuckets The face of a kid that’s been dodging apples all day.New shirt. Can you identify them all? 🤘🎸🤘 https://t.co/X0jFjZOetY @RobDenBleyker Recently this comic has taken a turn for the worse. Get back to what made it popular: Ass.Every single Republican Senator last year would’ve said that it was hysterical to suggest this would happen and tha… https://t.co/tHvOGN1omc
Retweeted by Joel Watson @daveexplosm I was saluting the grave of the unknown soldier. I shed a tear and a jizz. @FarrisGoldstein A few of the cast are in a couple of morning meetings with no lines and never appear in any bits o… https://t.co/sMCNdX8PIr @RedlineSSB @damnyouwillis That’s what I said. @FarrisGoldstein I have thoughts, suspicions and theories. @damnyouwillis Is this Nemesis Fuckface or whoever?people keep saying "it only has a 1% fatality rate" without carrying that math to its conclusion - 200,000 people i… https://t.co/7EEblnfUQK
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11/21
2020

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