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8/23
2019
equity is a prosexual drug
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8/22
2019
@a_alesy I'd rather each small segment get tattooed to my eyeball @henrymclay 100% great response https://t.co/4Zv4q4GLoAwhen yankee doodle called it macaroni, who were we to believe him?#np https://t.co/vbGN3KR7KF @laurent_fintoni @MIKEGAO yo thanks for the heads up !!!!donald trump is our first Jewish president
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8/21
2019
shoutout all the ladies who have an unremarkable black triangle thinly tattooed on the back of their arm
8/20
2019
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8/19
2019
Precision Pours @casnersam @markverling #nofilter @ Tørst https://t.co/nNAhnX6GmJbut no one taught that to me yet
8/18
2019
@kingkroba anyone ever stuff a baked potato with fries? Hahagnocchi with a side of friesRetweet if you’ve played a show to fewer than 10 people.
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8/16
2019
Lmaooooo https://t.co/vQvRC3MzDONo I did not eat there !!! @henrymclay Fuck yes!!! https://t.co/DYWUpho7OAHey guys, I just awarded a Michelin star to the bodega on Montrose advertising M&M Pancakes and a Turkey Chopped Cheese!!!Drinking with the homiiiiieeeee https://t.co/tu6p3ISzblbasketball legend who is addicted to kombucha? Scoby Reliant @Clipart1994bot lol is this offensive?enchanting the fuck out of shit
8/15
2019
@sadbrewboy I want to lie down @Gothamist this photo gives me PTSD @kaleid_o_bot does this work https://t.co/FqnAkWauAX @beerkarmanyc Excuse me can you please point me towards your Schwarzbier section? @WuTangCannabis @randygdub @Timcast I find the hat odd @henrymclay +50 mana @icntmx I only cry during Glide II @icntmx LOL HOPE YOU LIKE CRYING10-year anniversary of being at this delightful Phish show in Hartford https://t.co/2TI1sbNbmuonions have such a tastehttps://t.co/xIbMFOJq3A @carolineavenue This child is good
8/14
2019
@charles_kinbote @tylercoates Came here to say watch Shin Godzilla, ignore everything else @WuTangCannabis I love erasing the history of Vick being a human piece of shittfw ur macro lager get deliver by future 3d truck https://t.co/tJajUWIfbn
8/13
2019
@a_alesy shorty swing ur way
8/12
2019
@FortniteGame lmao you dumb motherfuckers @charles_kinbote @Shazam are you at my office right now because we are blasting this @laurenornot the worst... feel better!Mark Messier's fur ensemble https://t.co/OcudpTw3Fz
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8/9
2019
I for one love when the flag is at half mast because I can see it better @mirandadevine Hey Miranda, you are a complete fucking moron @truncate_la @contakt321 @JimmyMaheras @justinsloe @zmack @CraftInsights @dontdrinkbeer @Brewbound A couple more th… https://t.co/6vyDxj3nyNhttps://t.co/Y0B1CJknj1 @contakt321 @JimmyMaheras @truncate_la @justinsloe @zmack @CraftInsights @dontdrinkbeer @Brewbound also @BeerScribe and @JoshMBernstein @contakt321 @JimmyMaheras @truncate_la @justinsloe @zmack @CraftInsights for legitimate biz insights,… https://t.co/9jVFeTKDjK
8/8
2019
@jonjones calls for a #showerbeer IMO, assuming your precious haul made it back safe & sound (#thoughtsandprayers) @carolineavenue I too find meaning in numbers e.g. 69 / 420 @carolineavenue Wow @a_alesy A tiny dog in a stroller passes you. You begin to regenerate stamina.me: walking at the speed of light because midtown is hell on earth pedestrian tourist: walking so slowly they're a… https://t.co/EZyvAWfMWH
8/7
2019
@trilliumbrewing looks like a tasty yeast starterReba https://t.co/1uFJMhlenIhttps://t.co/S2DAnoSEv5
8/6
2019
@TomSteyer drop out @jonjones Cheer hombrewhat https://t.co/QPwDPlp98I @a_alesy maple story 2 made me want to buy a gun
8/5
2019
@JohnDelaney shut the fuck uppissing on top of my own throw up and saying a lot aobut society.......
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8/4
2019
Talked to @IAmATinyButcher for the @hicommon blog about how to throw the perfect Brooklyn bbq 🔥🍻🌭🍑☀️https://t.co/t8wgfG7YSB
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8/3
2019
@kingkroba I read this tweet to the tune of All Star
8/2
2019
Sleepy asshole fuckface https://t.co/mf74tXD7WJ @greatgh0st I am not kidding but your music helped me through this tough timeKill me now https://t.co/ZrhQmPwZeU @LydiaBurrell I've been around 725 for the past few years but I do believe that could go way lower#RIPRASG https://t.co/S19zq9p1hA2nd debate got turned on (CC only tho) at the bar i was at last night and i was sent into a rage spirali love my friends https://t.co/rliIv3zGwxSUPREME is the OFFICIAL HAT BRAND of THE GUY CHARGING his PHONE on the LINKNYC KIOSK ALL DAY
8/1
2019
@TimRyan delete your campaign, loser @kingkroba hey zach, i appreciate your friendshipyou know what is absolutely the best feeling? not watching any of the fucking debates @NHLhistorygirl Is that the dude from American Pie?me: moving through space over time to arrive at a destination other pedestrians: im actually not sureyou should legally be able to slap the smartphone out of a pedestrians hands if they are walking and scrolling through insta
7/31
2019
tag your crew https://t.co/cC2yaCELRg @NextOnTCM god dammit @kentdunne @drw they have consistency problems cc @kingkroba https://t.co/IycDojuzMk @drw how big is the sandwich @rarerborealis @SpectacleNYC it was soooooo good cc: @thezfleminghttps://t.co/VfKU7z2tRU @kingkroba Cause of death: choked on the hot wet air
7/30
2019
@Gothamist what an insane waste of time#np Ras G - Beats Of Mind https://t.co/gMxypWxwww #RIPRASG #OHHHRAAAAASS @CosMichVoyager v prayerful @OfficialBrohoss @FortniteGame but what if the mechs rebuilt dusty depot? then you'll like the mechs, right?
7/29
2019
@kingkroba @CosMichVoyager https://t.co/vPQrBc6uWs
7/28
2019
@WuTangCannabis why would a drug dealer do an intervention on their customer?
7/26
2019
@JackBensinger jack im having a bad day annd i watched this 40 times and now im better
7/25
2019
@kentdunne Obviously brad
7/24
2019

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