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@GlitchTVBot wonderfulI don't judge thoGuy reading Franzen on the train prob has a tiny dick
2/21
2019
If youre easily triggered by m*g* hats then DO NOT go to five guys @burytoe hey boys, from my pizza to yours, bone ape tits @kingkroba @carolineavenue @ScreenSlate lawl @brew_york You been yet? If so any initial feedback?
2/20
2019
@NYCTSubway Good start to the work weekWas searching Google photos for "boat" and this gem of @carolineavenue popped up https://t.co/ZiCsOePFXp
2/19
2019
@kingkroba @TheLotRadio literally tuned in during itrunning a stretch res on my twitter dock so that the retweet hit box is slightly largerThe boy @kingkroba on @TheLotRadio this morning is all you can ask for
2/18
2019
He stole my song should I sue? https://t.co/GmiGPhH6rN
Retweeted by ʟɪʟ ɢᴜᴢᴢʟᴇʀ @henrymclay @RosinPosits
2/17
2019
Just posted a photo @ The National Opera Center https://t.co/U8HiQrvNV7
2/16
2019
@charles_kinbote @jondotd @cgduckworth I came here to say that true mozzarella stick stans shouldn't sleep on @BerniesNYCHomeless drunk on 9th Ave trying to show his dick to a Port authority cop
2/15
2019
one of my greatest weaknesses is the ability to read all these bad tweets @IndieWire umm hey guys not sure which is worse, this write up or the short itself either way just some really bad stuff all around :(one of the best parts of being a full time streamer/gamer for a job (i imagine) is the ability to shift blame of an… https://t.co/vLDwhItLL4 @jaynordlinger Jay.... Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. Please.#ValentinesDay https://t.co/AfKDZphJZx
Retweeted by ʟɪʟ ɢᴜᴢᴢʟᴇʀhit the road, jeff https://t.co/1ymw1AHaYP @PrimalCinder psh, you're a god!
2/14
2019
@Ostrov_A @JordanUhl hey bud i thought you were passionate about #HumanRights ...? that's weird, guess not @JordanUhl @donaldglover "The millenials in my studio, sitting over that direction, of course, tell me I'm wrong on… https://t.co/VMhvM9KTiLThe 1970s Brut IPA cc: @dontdrinkbeer https://t.co/UuZwBECQsj @OfficialBrohoss back at it again with the global trends @JordanUhl full send-- crack actually makes you better at buildingwere we this sad when the bad people hurt the hitchhiking robit? @kingkroba i see you as more of a handwritten form on a clipboard kinda guy @kingkroba printing in 2019: absolutely not unless it's a 3d dildoTake the highway to the Great Divide https://t.co/npHQo5Hnmeim an adult with a job https://t.co/GJcwgJ9VyC
2/13
2019
@charles_kinbote She's got the urge (natural; botanical) @InsideEdition what a complete waste of time, go fuck yourselves @jondotd @Papapishu lol hell yea @carolineavenue this shit does actually slap/whip ass https://t.co/o5F5cpw1qy @CNBCi @AOC no shit @magsmcglinchy Best way to get all lubed up for an unspeakable night of romance
2/12
2019
@PIZZA_GUTT Bro was this a mild case of inception or are we just on parallel brainwaves? @kentdunne christ https://t.co/NNcIFcVO7z @kentdunne bro @jondotd ***innovation***powerful stuff https://t.co/hNxpb5Rzg8https://t.co/CkhuNDpLQaOpening a restaurant so I can put "Sleeve of Ritz" on the menu
2/11
2019
in case you guys werent sure: killing babies? fun! abortion? good! loss of life? also good and fun!#np Deodato - West 42nd Street https://t.co/s5P4Co4aJ5 @Gothamist https://t.co/RzYEafsWnb
2/8
2019
@charles_kinbote dank @squidelephant @carolineavenue @kingkroba @tartikovsky im the favorite, i have a CUSTOM *BIRD WITH ARMS* collage BI… https://t.co/OOFgpF4pb8Message Body: Hey What we suffer with here is , fineoffers Reasonable click on the component below to preparehttps://t.co/Il0VppybXl
Retweeted by ʟɪʟ ɢᴜᴢᴢʟᴇʀone of my new favorite streamers is this fat guy playing fortnite who coughs all the time @carolineavenue @squidelephant @kingkroba @tartikovsky NO MEi want a curved monitor that curves around my head and then crushes it who makes that @cashewprince @atomicattack
2/7
2019
@worldswrstghost Nope! Die like the rest and bury your head in the dirt. @LarryMcelhiney @AOC Hey Larry, go fuck yourself! :)The homeless guy stinking up an entire L train car smells better than the ongoing and unexplained gas leak @kingkroba it's called "the Ensemble" but it should be called "Target For Violence" @JordanUhl the gun lobby is really embarrassed about thisThx @thezfleming https://t.co/A7dpxMyc7Cif people don't stop congratulating my work anniversary on linkedin i might have to go out and accomplish something @TrainBrzezinski i heard he plays both pitcher AND catcher @Srirachachau gonna go out on a limb here but this is NOT a family site @WuTangCannabis let's dig up al jolson and make him resignHi I wrote more things for @PureWow this time it’s about lox https://t.co/n8aLajR9CE
Retweeted by ʟɪʟ ɢᴜᴢᴢʟᴇʀme: walks onto planet earth also me: i hate this place @BrandyLJensen as someone with plenty of debt, this makes my stomach turnimagine being in a vlog squad @JacksonMConnor fuck i need to stop licking my phone all the timeit me basically https://t.co/xHmntDKjIVhttps://t.co/4gFdtsrKyaHo hos and ding dongs
2/6
2019
@kingkroba https://t.co/BVoJof1qqT @kenklippenstein where we droppin ken
2/5
2019
@henrymclay try this one https://t.co/4wS5PNxfnywhat if all the good things and bad things switched placesalready talked to one "speak-to-your-manager" type this morning happy monday
2/4
2019
@carolineavenue @LaurenceJBond still amazing, cheers
2/2
2019
Rip Torn is the best name @beerkarmanyc LUPULIN THRESHOLD SHIFT
2/1
2019
@stareyezzz @RuPaul @larryteedj this is... incrediblefucking hot https://t.co/GQvPCqQMGy @kentdunne #Love2TouchNipples @donetodeath seaweed snack balanced atop a biscuit @drw cc: @reedimmer @drw this is beautiful
1/31
2019
@JacksonMConnor I like it because the direction of that vector would imply that the foodstuff is exiting your mouth! How do you do it?! @charles_kinbote the audacity of hopelife is just easy when you're this dumb @carolineavenue thanks caroline but i already know how to smoke a juul @thealexvanness Ummm... she was elected you fucking twat @mikeodea keeling over due to bad gaasme making sure all my friends are warm https://t.co/3Y53QxygHZ @JacksonMConnor https://t.co/RFpisPStSn
1/30
2019
@jondotd Changelingggggggggggg @PrimalCinder American history = canceled
1/29
2019

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