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4/22
2019
Ok he'll yea https://t.co/UwaoxIQSrKhave here anyone women she is friendship me for ever life
Retweeted by ʟɪʟ ɢᴜᴢᴢʟᴇʀ @charles_kinbote what the fock is wrong with his fetin conjunction with today's holidays, I have recorded a spacejazz medley of Passover tunes. Feel free to download… https://t.co/AykEVFcbMZ
Retweeted by ʟɪʟ ɢᴜᴢᴢʟᴇʀtrue binch https://t.co/hzvR5izWbC @Gregsies You're right https://t.co/NX2kjFHoi2
4/19
2019
City smells particularly pissy today @otdispace bro i am there for it @kingkroba @mikeodea my "regular" halal cart in midtown serves lamb over rice with a brazilian salad featuring blac… https://t.co/Y7Z8XdNSHp @a_alesy @melvillmatic maybe start with just spitting and see how it goes
4/18
2019
John Vanbiesbrouck and Mike Richter with Jon Farriss and Michael Hutchence of INXS #NYR https://t.co/uPr7dNN3Xj
Retweeted by ʟɪʟ ɢᴜᴢᴢʟᴇʀhttps://t.co/eIl06Q6dacone of the best times of day is when wendy gets glitchbotted https://t.co/IjUHSNu6gdmidtown pedestrian: me: your legs are revoked @a_alesy Nice
4/17
2019
Me finally escaping Manhattan earlier after a true nightmare commute (thx breht) https://t.co/ZpqJAqHnF9 @NYCTSubway Thanks for the useless update.Literally stuck in Manhattan thanks @NYCTSubway @NYCTSubway Just walked down to the F after being held at 3rd Ave. Oh, but the F isnt running either! Good work guys @otdispace owned this record and still like this song @henrymclay Gonna go out on a limb here and say smoking bugs is good
4/15
2019
doubleyoudoubledoubleyoudotweed @kingkroba pee tape set to the incomplete audio of 4/11/70Eggman v. Butterman CC: @Vokhine @jxfxsunshine @squidelephant
4/11
2019
@WuTangCannabis https://t.co/cLLDXWagsXthx @kingkroba #np Grateful Dead Live at Hampton Coliseum on 1983-04-09 : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : In… https://t.co/sqncEpTs0uyou know what is sooo sick a lot of unvaccinated children apparentlyme taking a brief survey https://t.co/7aZeJ8Jdgj @drw ive been thinking about it in the context of an elongated carpaccio spun in wax paper but i am waiting for… https://t.co/fBx61M5FGzdelightful https://t.co/dvHrEz0OGJ
4/9
2019
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4/6
2019
@GlaserDisc @WuTangCannabis pretty sure being a teenage entrepreneur just makes you an asshole?
4/5
2019
@kingkroba It Can't Be Doneput a swedish fish in your mouth and TRY not to chew it
4/4
2019
@beerkarmanyc https://t.co/QaixIBPsmW @jaboukie @them @thatonequeen living for it
4/3
2019
@kentdunne it was a sardine situation where i was backed into a spot and so close to this person that i was forced… https://t.co/KJZden8Uwgsomeone in the asmr chat has the username "drummers_have_souls" sorry dude, they do not and neither do i back to tinglesGrown man playing an iOS version of Pajama Sam on the rush hour commute
4/1
2019
OAK NUGGENS#mirrorgame feat lupita__chulita -- cc: @covenhovennyc @kingkroba @olympuszymurgus @llancington kobriley… https://t.co/oJzoFaLQEV
3/31
2019
@beerkarmanyc @theabgb @BeerAffair damn that looks refreshing
3/30
2019
Alright. Pop quiz. Airport. Gunman with one hostage. He's using her for cover. He's almost to a plane. You're 100 feet away. Jack.
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3/29
2019
@WuTangCannabis what a beautiful first dance it will be @ray__mckigney Robinson Cano - you're not my Dad!yo wtf https://t.co/jEO3gWxhdb @a_alesy ...down a wayward path in Rivenmy cousin skeeter more like take a fucking 23 and me and make sure you don't have any of that awful muppet DNA in your bloodline @kingkroba @otdispace @CosMichVoyager we were all here https://t.co/B2cihxlyyn @kingkroba @otdispace @CosMichVoyager "MY WHITE ANGER IS PROGRESSIVE AND FORWARD THINKING"
3/28
2019
What the fuck @NRA Official Sought Sandy Hook Hoaxer To Question Parkland Shooting, Emails Show GREAT scoop by… https://t.co/iTd40C6El8
Retweeted by ʟɪʟ ɢᴜᴢᴢʟᴇʀ @worldswrstghost Sad @turbotax @Panchmazin cc: @TURRBOTAX @GlitchTVBot is this not a segment rip off of Hot Ones? cc: @seanseaevansdaddy https://t.co/LKqA2mSrIoi feel like there should be a large overlap between people who enjoy noise music and people who enjoy ASMR
3/27
2019
your mom is a broad coalition @carolineavenue did someone say slugo? https://t.co/LmEGHXcQTe @a_alesy https://t.co/EBBBgZ4YZe @greatgh0st Yome when I receive a technical e-mail: https://t.co/SvUJdiyp8r @kentdunne @Mets hey all i enhanced the clip art https://t.co/E1N7ImZPnQ
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3/26
2019
@kentdunne @Mets hey all i enhanced the clip art https://t.co/E1N7ImZPnQyo whatup baby frank https://t.co/Up35POd5D7 @ScreenSlate @AlamoNYC @shdwbxng FUCK I AM UPSTATE FOR PASSOVER FUCKat least someone's out there doin a jumbo journalism https://t.co/vhqiUkDIz0
3/25
2019
@beerkarmanyc me: 8AM, what a beautiful sunday morning dan: BROWN ALES ARENT FOR ME ANYMORE
3/24
2019
@kingkroba Love2bOwnedByNeighborYo when you are serving me an ad for a fucking Kit Kat Bar maybe you don't need to have a "Learn More" link hoverin… https://t.co/0gWXg2RcEM
3/22
2019
@kingkroba @jondotd show me on this normal sized burger where the sliders hurt you https://t.co/g0BjPDtgQf @kingkroba @jondotd Sorry zach there weren't enough sliders to go around so you just didn't quite make the cut @henrymclay lesson learned: don't do nice things for peopletenting the bowl for your homie so they can get a good hit https://t.co/RedyEXxP8v
3/21
2019
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3/20
2019
OH: "You was locked up for two years. You know what I was doin' for two years? (pause, on the phone) BUSTING MY ASS" @henrymclay @kingkroba @otdispace guys when is the next LAN Party (powered by bawls)streamer: complaining about a game mechanic or item being overpowered when used against them effectively also stre… https://t.co/iXtOxLv2bH @OfficialBrohoss top kekjust wanna squeeze one out (a gogurt sleeve) with my boys https://t.co/Jq16kRxN65Tom Cruise landing kickflip mctwist in Vanilla Sky https://t.co/2RM1qbqHbm
Retweeted by ʟɪʟ ɢᴜᴢᴢʟᴇʀhttps://t.co/fGjjf6FhoJ @xhillzy like... i want growth opportunities that i don't have to work harder forBRB investing $25k into state of the art ASMR stream room/dream room https://t.co/Yr7rLWQhpv
3/19
2019
@bobby Maui- known for the ... wine @jonjones shoutout the butter spheres @kingkroba 100can't wait too traverse the profoundly ugly new architecture in my great city @kentdunne @FBI @a_alesy i spent a few years as a pro "manny" and my first job in hyper rich southern CT for three boys, 11, 8 and… https://t.co/f0c3i6bmXh
3/18
2019
@jacksonwhatever Spicy tweethey guys just a heads up that lemon and pepper are two different ingredients https://t.co/awXxWpvi8bi wish someone with a microphone or megaphone would say "shoutout to the tip of my penis" because ive never heard anyone say that super loud @bctuttle @worldswrstghost this is a solid collectionabsolute roller https://t.co/sb74qj6DNE @jxfxsunshine OK ya @jxfxsunshine pure horrror @worldswrstghost oh fuck yeah trains @icntmx fuk yaplease send more train songs
3/14
2019

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